*WAPOOSH* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to um... something ah It's called Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning and it looks like the most weird Messed up game that I have seen in a very long time. It's supposed to look like-like a 1999 Kind of computer graphics game. It definitely looks like that- you remember all the ones that you would get Sometimes you'd get them free in a magazine or a box of cereal and you put them in like a ROM and you put them into your PC and you play them and they were just ffffucking awful, but you loved them anyway because they were free, and you didn't know what games were actually good back then but um.. "historicality"... "Yum!"... That's what I always think whenever I think about education, I think "Yum!". Oh wait, "how to play". Oh, this is a lot of stuff Uh... Let's, oh... Mr. Baldi: Hi! Hi Salad Fingers *Chuckles* "welcome to my school house"?! oh no! oh no! oohh, your boy is in a bit of trouble right now! guys... OH, he's so creepy! Okay "school rules: when you follow the school rules..." Oh "school /rules!/" "When you follow the school rules", I get it now. "No running. No entering faculty. No eating no drinking. No escaping detention" "No, fourth wall breaks". Awww But those are my favorite things to do, that's why I'm always looking up at the camera talking to people at home, HI people at home! Though they are there balldy. I'm not just talking to a camera talking to people also, um your school rules are no eating and no drinking is "no surviving" one of your rules, Mr. Baldi? Mr. Garibaldi? Okay "Sorry, ran out of time to add more subjects" *chuckles* I think my objective is to collect these notebooks (Mr. Baldi) "now it's time for everybody's faavourite subject,MAATH" "Answer three questions correctly and you might get something special" "Just type the correct answers into the empty box and press the ENTER key on your keyboard when you think you have the right answer!" I'm sorry,Mr. Garibaldi, could you shut up? "5-4=..." Okay, he stopped if I just had like a flash forward in my mind after playing this game somehow I'm in a courtroom somewhere telling the judge where exactly on the dolly Mr. Baldi touched me "Good one" "Problem 2- You're doing gr-" Can you go away? Wow, You Exist! Thanks man, no one ever - no one has ever told me that before! (Imitates Mr. Baldi) 'You did great! Come here and get your prize.' (normal voice) Oh, you're not gonna touch me are you- A COIN! "...When you find something,right click on the object with- Quarter selected!" Thanks, mr. Baldi, okay, I'm gonna leave, get my- Bye, Mr. Baldi. Bye sir! "You need to find two notebooks before you can- two notebooks"(?) Okay, stop talking to me, I am freaked out right now! Another notebook. Oh, I have to answer more math? Math equals more math equals math math math math MATH! more like meth... "Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject, MATH..." "Haha,you got it!" Is the answer six again? Uh oh... (Deep Voice) I hear every door you open... (Ruler Smacks) What, what's happening? What the fuck is going on? Mr. Baldi? Mr. Baldi, is that you? OH Jesus okay! Mr. Baldi no! He has a ruler Playtime: Let's play! Playtime: Go! What the fuck... Why am I jumping rope right now, what are you?! Oh God oh god, I am having an existential crisis right now- Gah "SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!"(broom) What? Why? what the fuck? Hi sir! Oh, mommy. I want to go home this ride I'm not big enough for! What is that, who are you? what is happening man? This took a really weird turn. Can I have this? I am freaked the fuck out right now! 'Despite her poor eyesight. She's always looking for a play time. Let's play-' Hi, Mr. Baldi! Oh god! I've been a good boy! I swear! No, Oh No... AAAAAAAH! Papa? (chuckles) Am I supposed to fail this one? I- Math is already HARD ENOUGH! Mr.Baldi: " *static* Plus *static* times *static* Equals..?" (Nervous Laughter) I'm scared. 10! That's not right. Mr. Baldi didn't like that. Mr. Baldi doesn't like it when you get the math wrong... (Sudden Baldi appears) Oh God, why is he over here? Mr. Baldi, no! Mr. Baldi likes it better- Ok, One! Two! Yes, I'm good at jumprope! Ok, I got- I am freaking the fuck out, man! Oh, is this why they told us not to take drugs? It feels like I've taken drugs! You need rest Don't like this... Can I get a soda? I got a soda! Weird Hall Moniter dude: " No drinking drinks in the halllllllll" Oh, oh, who are youuu?? Hall dude:"15 seconds of detention for you.. your parents will hear about this one.." 'Detention for youuu' Okay, great T-shirt! Due to his incredible hearing abilities, He could not only tell where any sound came from but who made it too. Oh, these are all the things. Okay, I can't stay here. I need to keep moving before Mr. Garibaldi gets me. Oh there he is. There he is. MATH TIME! Look, a homes- I don't care. 7 minus 8. Minus 1! 4 minus 8. Minus 4! Oh come on! Minus 8? I get angrier for every problem you get wrong. Papa, No. Papa, No! No, Papa! No! No! Go away! Stop! DAHHHHHHHH! Leave me alone! Why is there a fidget spinner! Oh I need therapy. Ohhh come on, man! 'When will you learn?' 'Number fifteen, burger king foot lettuce.' Oh no, he's gonna get me! This is unfair! AHH! NYAAAhphhhhhhhttttt (random noises) He's coming, he's coming. Can this go down quicker? Oh god! Oh god! Mr. Garibaldi, no! Go away, please! Please! I just want love! 'School faculty only.' Oh, I'm not supposed to enter there. I'll get in trouble! AH! What the hell is that?! Sock puppet? Restart refresh soda, I think I can use this to blast them. Blastin' em! Please remember to recycle your food. Please mommy no! Okay, these are great textures! Oh, maybe you can use the chocolate to eat to get stamina back. Oh, and that's exactly what I can do. Now I have great stamina! I'm stamming it for dayssssss! Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. What is the giant phone for? No, no! Go away! Okay. There we go. I can do that! WOW! Two plus eight equals ten. This is- this is not nice. I only have three 'Ladies and gent, as you can see, I shall open it with my teeth!' Wait, would you do that? Oh No. How close is he? Okay, he's not super clo- oh, what the fuck is that? This is a whole- Okay, good, I didn't do anything, okay! Okay, a homestar runner reference! Two minus 3 equals minus 1. 3 minus 3 is 0. These ones, I've no idea. 12? What are you- keys! Ooh, good! Goody-goody! Stop! Fuck Fuck Fuck! No! No! No! AHH! Thank you, Mr. Baldi, sir. Thank, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Don't hurt me again. Okay? (whispering quietly) He hurts me, he hurts me! ('-') I'm not- I'm not saying anything, Mr. Baldi! I love math, Mr. Baldi! This is great! I love it! Mr. Baldi, no. (repeats 'oh's) Delilah.... Okay, Imma get a Sodor. boom. Boom? Boom! Sodor! Okay, okay. Mr. Baldi? No, Mr. Baldi, no! K, no one's here. No one's here. The guy can't- oh. Oooh, he almost caught me running in the hallway! That would have been bad! Okay, it's 25 cents to do something on the phone. Can I phone a friend? Can I phone my parents? Can I get them to pick me up? Okay, two plus four, six. Six plus four, ten. I don't know why I try. I should just fail. This is the place to be, fo' sho'! Alright.. Alright, I can do this! I can eat this! 'Energy flavored zesty bar'! I love those! Okay, eat it. Eat it and go! No, no, no! Not now! What's happening? What's- What the? Motherfucker! I am having- No, no, no, where is he? Three two, let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go. Mr. Baldi no. Hi, Mr. Sock Puppet. It's a lamb chop?? WHAT?! This is a bully. Oh man! No, no! Are you gonna get me? Are you gonna get me? Oh, thank god, they eloped. That's what I needed! I have no idea where I am in the school anymore I need- Ah, no, no, no! No, no, no! No, no! No! Don't! I don't want to go back! I don't want to go back to prison! Oh god. Oh god. That was terrifying. Okay, where's the last note books? Where's Ryan Gosling? Hi, huh, that's not creepy at all. 'Papa can you hear me?' G healthy! Okay, seven plus one, eight! Five plus six, eleven! Oh, come on! Oh, he's faster. Oh, he's faster! No, no! 'Papa can you hear me? I am lost and so alone.' 'I cannot hear you anymore.' Oh God. Oh God! Papa, no. Papa, No. I have taken the trash out! Papa! Oh, fu- I'm dead. I'm dead. I can't escape. I don't have the stamina. Okay. Okay. Let's go into the faculty. Let's hope there's something in there. Actually- No, that's a dead end if I go in there, isn't it? Oh NO! 'Today's lesson: how to eat cheese'. I have the keys. I have the keys! Uh oh. UHOH No. NO!!! [Jack screams] .̴̟̦̬͓̻̫̭̰̣̽͌́͡͞.̛̬̜͈͙̘̼̼̟̤̩͆̓͑͌́.̡͚̪͓͓̍̀̄̎̍̚.͈̥͇̩͓̺͉͇̼̲̅̏͗̌̍͊͞.̸̢̬̹̮̯̳͓̔̓͆͆́͊̀̊̋͠ͅ.̷̨̛͉͙̠͔͈̟̓̈́̄̽.͓̮̝͎̠̮̍̃̅̉̑͑̕̚͢͟͜͞.̢̛͓̳̻̝̯̌͞͠͞͠.̧̧̜̗͕̓̊̆̍̒͒͢ͅ.̳̤̥̟̪̱̝͕̘͉̐̋͑̏̂͂͡.̢͓̟͍͓̜̳͈͎͛́̔̀̑̅̋͠͡.̵̪̦̘̥̱̊̏͒̅̓̓͆̎̕͝.̛͍̣̠͈͔̿̓͆̏̂͠.̼̟̻̦̮͙͌́͋̋͡͞.̵̢̧̘̦̠̈̐̿̑̅̋̆͌.̴̟̯̬̜̳̫͚̘̺͋̄̅̆̇͠.̴̢̺͉̖̹̱̏͒̄̒̂̉̿͘͝.̛̥̲̟͚̯̩̈́́͑̌͗.̵̧͕̼̥̘̻͎̱̮̎̾̋͗̉͢.̷̥͉̬̬̉̑͌̃̊̅͢͠͝.̢̛͓̜̖̰̹̙̿̍̓̓̀̉̎́̕͟͢.̷̢̢̺̼̳̰͖́͐́͐͂̋͑̂͝͝.̧͕̞̟̪̙̫̻̾͒͊͗̔̇̓͆͋̋ͅ.̢̛̺͎͖̤̻̩̎̅̌̇͑͞͡ͅ.̨̛̮͎̤̮̝̼̥̂̽̔̑͂̄͋͂͡.̸̡̛̳̺͙͉͕̪̹̉̃͗̊́͐.̵̣̙̪̖̙̥̝̯͒͐̿̑̾͆̍́̍͑.̴̨̥̟̣͔̘̟̂͛́̓̑ (Jack): Teacher. Teacher no. Teacher no. I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY! I'VE DONE MY HOMEWORK! TEACHER! TEACHER NO!!!!!!!! [Outro (Ì̡̘̭͔͕̪̰̇͛̃̀͆̈́̿͑͜͞'̫̝̹̦̬̼̋͋̎̈́̍͆͘͢m̹̗̪̙̜̠͍̿͗̈́̒͆̓̑͡ Ë̴͇̼̞͈̤̭̈̇̅̅̂́̕͞v̡̼͈̰̮̭͆̅̂̍̒͛̈́̇̇͡ẻ̴̛̪̯̗͎͚̅̇̈͆͝ͅr̡̢̘͕̫͉̱̖̓̉̿͂̀́͋̓͠͝ỳ͍̭̙͉͉̀͑́̌̂̏̋͟͞͝w̡̜̼̩̯̫͙̜͛͂̕͘͝h̴̡̨̢̦̳̹̞͓̋̓͌̿̿̃̈́̽͢͜e̪͚̩̪͕̫̲͛́̒̉͛ṙ̷̘̠͚̹̬̞̰̜͖̋̅̎͗̇̔̌̚͝ẹ̶̙̪͇͉̀͗͛͌̊̌̿̆͡ͅͅ by TeknoAXE) plays]
