All right.
We're checking out the only game where the forecast calls
for 100% chance of alcoholism. It's Happy Wheels. This is possibly
the best drawn colon I think I've ever seen. What was that?
So as you can see, this particular bottle flip
has a black hole in it, which means it's amazing.
There's also a-- Where do these bottles
keep coming from? There's also a three-step process
in order to win; you have to get the Death Key, the Taxes Key, and the only other thing
that's certain in this world, the Florida Key. Get it? Florida Keys? All right. I like how there's just
like a random circle back here. Also, all these things
are going into death and I'm still alive so I wonder if I have to be the one to throw a bottle back there. Hold on, I just-just need to-- it's ha-harder to die than I had previously anticipated. Come on. Argh. I'm serious.
Since it's the GSP area, I'm effectively saving myself. There we go. Hey, you may be asking yourself, "Gray, what did those butchers
cleavers like?" They tasted like bad choices. All right.
So I have to get all three-- Now, there goes the black hole,
all three keys, but we're set up to win
if we can manage to do this. Yep. That bottle's gone. Hey, Taxes Key. All right.
Come on, baby. I think I got the Florida Key. It kind of touched it,
but count it. We're going
for like an immediate win here. This is-this is happening right now. [cheers] Yeah. I think that was possibly the fastest I have ever won something. This is called Wheelbarrow.
Why do the people inside of my wheelbarrow
have weapons? You know what?
I'm not gonna worry about it. Are you [screams] ready? Ah, whoa, whoa. What, What happened? What was-- Where? I've-- I won. What did I win? This is new and exciting. This is called GEARS PARKOUR? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, the gears are very evil. Full flip. Not gonna lie, can't believe
I made it on the first try of the run. This is called-- this is called Freeze Wall [?] . It says, "It's really hard,
but I have faith in you. You won't want that child seat. Better to leave Tom in daycare where he'll be safe. Just Tom though.
Daycare isn't for adults." If I go back here,
am I gonna die? Oh-oh. Oh, maybe I-- You know how they say-- [screams] Okay, you got me. Man I want that pineapple though. All right.
Let's continue. All right Freeze Wall [?] . Noob, easy. I'm-I'm pretty sure--
yeah, I can't get out of this. I can't even make it a medium. Go, yeah, yeah, yeah, one second. Yeah, whoa. All right.
I need some speed for this. Hard. [screams] Oh, yeah. I'm fine. Losing my arms
was probably the most-- Satan. The-- this is [?]. Hold on. I love how it--
the difficulty is just Satan. Ah, um, hmm. I think I can make it over this.
Hold on. Oh, yeah.
Look at that. Just flutter it,
right over it. Impossible. At this point,
we're just knocking over Jenga sets except I only have 0.4 seconds
to make things happen. I think I might just wanna
drive straight through it and Jenga. I'm-- I-I can't make it through this. Speed-- ow. Are you ready? Oh, my legs. Oh, whoa. Uh. Hmm. Maybe I can make it over it. Come on, baby.
Oh, that's one arm. [laughs] Yeah. That's [?] [screams]
This is a very difficult freeze board. I'm not gonna lie. There we go. Full flip.
My arms. Yeah, yeah, look at that. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, my pelvis is getting in the way. [screams] Come on, baby. You can- yeah, nice, okay. Impossible. No, no, no. [screams] Okay. Impossible is very, very impossible. I'm not giving up though.
I don't want my helmet. We don't need helmets. Oh, we need Helmets. Um, hmm. You know what would make this
a lot easier? If I lost my arms. Come on, arms. Just-just-just this one time, just give up, give up. Come on, baby. Come on, come on. You can do it. Never gonna give up. Got it. Okay.
I can make it past-- Never mind,
I cannot make it past Satan. I was so unprepared
for this freeze wall. Okay. Let us take a moment
to think about this. How do we cheat this? Okay, that worked out
really good for Hard. The problem is Satan and Impossible.
[chuckles] All right.
So let's knock it. Yeah, that worked out good. Okay.
There we go. Perfect.
Okay. So a little bit of speed and then knock it. Hmm.
Uh, okay. You know what?
I have a plan. I have a plan.
All right, baby. Come on. Okay, and [?] , yeet. We're gonna do this. We're doing this.
I don't need my bike. Oh, yeah.
Okay. Tell me there is not one
that comes after this, please. Don't do it to me. Don't do it to me. No, no, no. Oh, my own worst enemy. I'm GrayStillPlays. I'm GrayStillPlays. I can do this. I'm not gonna lie.
If there's one after this, then-then I can't do it. And up jump.
Oh no. Oh my [?]-- Why did my left arm betray me? Oh, okay. Uh, we're almost there. Come on, baby.
Okay, Satan. Impossible. All right.
This is-- I can do this. This one's-
this one's definitely doable. All right.
Now against myself, GSP. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, I'm outta arms, but I think
I could still possibly make this happen. There we go.
[?] myself down there. Now, just worm-worm my way. A few hours later. Okay.
Here's the plan. We're gonna knock the blocks upward like that. Perfect. Yes, okay. Now, against myself. Knock the blocks upward. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, sweet baby water melon, yes. This is called House Adventure. Put Tom Hardy here. Where is Tom Hardy going? Into the darkness. Tom's like,
"I'm afraid of the dark." Not anymore you're not. Face your fears."
Uh, guess I'm facing my fears too. Fear facing.
There we go. All right. So what am I, like- what am I, like tiny sized? There's a giant pencil. Oh.
All right. Over the massive pencil that just disintegrated at my touch. Uh, this pencil's Dorito is really in the way. Full flip. Nice.
Okay. Off the Dorito, through this totally random guy that was there. I actually don't know
what his purpose was. Shoot the gap, and what the-- What is that? What is this?
Looks like a cotton ball. [?] Like a Q-tip-headed something. And what the-- [laughs] Google Chrome, the official browser of GrayStillPlays
killing himself in Happy Wheels. Oh, a car.
Do I get to ride you or are you gonna attack me
when I start going down this hill? Right.
If you try and run me over, I'm gonna be annoyed. Down the hill and-- oh, come on. All right, Tom,
we were both lied to, so we're doing this together.
That guy gets to survive. Down here, through the Q-tip,
past Google Chrome, past the car.
All right, get ready, get ready, get ready,
and wait for it. [beep] Got it. This is called infinite pain. All it is is a Titanic like machine
that someone built and it's only a purpose is
to stab this guy in the wiener. That's it.
Just had to show you this. This is called Stin Gray Airlines. Wow.
This is fantastic. All right. So what happens at,
uh, Stin Gray Airlines over here? Uh, we got the luggage. Okay. I'm not gonna lie,
the luggage looks like jelly beans. It's actually kind
of delicious looking. Café and shop.
I love how the exit is this way, but I actually can't leave out the--
What was this? It's like a-
like a violent slowly moving bunch of junk food. Uh, McDoug Dimmadome. What? Right. So I guess
I have to ramp over the junk food. Oh, it's-it's glass junk food [chuckles] filled with vitamin G. [beep] No pets allowed. Florida Man Coffee. Support GrayStillPlays
buy purchasing his coffee. I wanna let you--
first off, thank you very much
for the coffee shout out. Second, I wanna let everyone know, there are no cats that are harmed
in the making [laughs] of our coffee. Our coffee is delicious though. Blasta from the p-- wow. What's with the Among Us ninjas? Also, Blasta from the Pasta. What a great name. Boom.
Oh, I can't even kill this guy. Just have to kind of ramp over him
very sadly. This is possibly the greatest airport I think I've ever been to
in my entire life. Kitchen nightmares [chuckles], okay? No. I was lied to, I should have seen it coming. Here we go. Out of the way,
Among Us ninja. Okay. [laughs] I love how the giant pot just waits for you to chill out staring at the nightmare. What the-- What is this? Was does it say?
Insert decoy. Insert decoy. Wha-- [laughs] This is what happens
when you run out of money during the asset making. Going past all the- past all the high quality decoys here.
[chuckles] I need to catch my flight.
Get out of the way. I can't get past the decoy. That was smarter than the rest. There we go. All right. Now, that plane looks kind of derpy. This is gonna be some
Final Destination stuff, isn't it? I'm gonna die. Oh, that plane took off.
Okay, that's good. What is this?
What is happening? All I can see is darkness.
Oh, I'm actually getting on the plane. This is that little tube that connects you to the plane. I'm on the plane. Go find a seat at the front. I love how I-- Oh-oh, we're flying. I love how they just let my bike on the plane along with my child safety seat. This a big plane. Real quick,
I just need to see something. I was just curious
if like I clicked on the door if it would open up and kill us.
No, all right. Is this- is this my seat?
Does this one count? Should I just go in? Oh no, our auto pilot is malfunctioning. You need to grab a parachute. Where?
Where's there a parachute? Oh, oh, there is one. Great.
Now exit the plane. Oh, I do get to click on the door. Right? It happened. Look, the plane is on fire. [?] [laughs]. Once again, I ended up having an adventure
I didn't know I needed. Anyway, folks, I hope
it was episode of Happy Wheels. Till next time, stay [?] .
Much love.
