THESE ROBOTS COLLECT HUMAN HANDS - Job Simulator VR #8

don't look at me like that we're doing the right thing trust me he's gonna get pulled over he's gonna break down or something and then they're gonna they're gonna know that there was a hand there because we have DNA even though I'm wearing gloves okay that didn't stop oj so just don't worry about it all right it's gonna be fine what's up guys and welcome back to job simulator so last episode we had our first day on the job as an auto mechanic and I feel like things were pretty good illegal but pretty good so once again today myself and job bot and sleaze bot are back again to break their I mean to fix things job but we've been at this long enough now like half a dozen episodes for jobs in that I feel like I need to bring up the fact that I see how you're staring at me all the time in the workplace you know you're constantly just undressing me with your eyes it's a really creepy it's really inappropriate I wanted to stop so just stop staring at me stop staring at me or I'm gonna call HR I swear to god man I'm here to just fix things okay I'm an auto mechanic not eyecandy freak just okay just bring it in serve ma'am whatever you were tires we haven't done those before okay well we should probably check under the hood first Beco Jesus ma'am that's not tires ma'am are you sure you only want tires because I'm pretty sure you need a new car calendar as well it's middle of April and I can definitely hear a Yuletide log burning in your engine right now maybe this is something she'll want somebody else to take care of or she's fine with it I don't know I'm just a mechanic oh that's not good containment takes a second alright so we're just gonna pick tires and we're gonna switch to the front left ooh you weren't joking no need new tires you need any tires you've got Jack stuck in them where have you been going to drive over caltrops we have a surprisingly high variety of tires so I guess if I was to replace them it would be that one but I think she would kind of want the burger sombrero tire more than that so how about we just oh it's a donut are they self inflate they drilled themselves on okay nice yeah just go beat their tires they're way too big did Coby uh ma'am have you ever seen those pit stops where they drive in the tires have changed in like two seconds and then the car goes yeah we don't do that here because we get paid by the second I didn't just try to take a bite out of the donut tire I don't know what you're talking about who would try something like that so let's just get you off come on don't don't struggle there we go okay can I get this one in please really I don't think I was supposed to throw out the tires she might have wanted to keep them but oh well she can have is this a metal one a stone one how is that gonna inflate huh okay so we got one donut one Flintstone we're just gonna move on to the right front man oh man you weren't kiddin but the fact that you desperately need new tires I'm kind of curious oh okay hold on hold on I'm kind of curious what's going on inside the car how about we just chuck you like ah screw it it is so unnecessary but they gave you the option of screwing around with everything in here oh oh um we just yeah let's not let that engine smoke out that's probably a bad idea hey where did you get this you just drove around with human hands jump on can you maybe call the police I think we got a buffalo bill situation happening right now just gonna keep you up there you never know when you're gonna need a spare uh she wanted more tires right how about the purple one you can have the purple one huh hey bit of a joker tire we need to make her stand out as much as possible for the police we need to make this very distinct so we're gonna go back right and probably give her what else looks loo this looks like it's a yeah that stands out quite a bit you were kind of an off-road more prepared for what running over humans and sealing their hands you can have a wooden spare how about that yeah I think she's probably good we should just send her on her way I know she's technically not paying for a paint job but we need to make her stand out as much as possible so we're just gonna give her a quick spritz there we go nice and pink and smoky okay what if we steal her headlights yeah then she'll definitely get pulled over okay she doesn't need these I'm just gonna keep stacking stuff up over there okay um uh-oh fluid right you only have like a little bit of yeah a little bit of black fluid okay so what should we give her you have a whole lot of fluids that's for sure um we haven't tried energy drink before I'm kind of curious what would happen we did this it works I guess implants humans also needed blow in from time to time so do you want some as well just a little for you a little for your car and a little for you and a little for your car yeah about that you're gonna be getting sorry I'm right-handed I was just I just got like 15 points at once how about we just give you a bit of a cocktail man we might save a life by doing this a little bit of you there we go we can darken it up a little antifreeze there we go here you are enjoy getting a slushy from a mechanic let me see yeah damage we could be about 10 grand I can tell you that right now because it's gonna take me a minute to get this hood down come to think of it if we're trying to get her pulled over we should probably leave the evidence in the car right so why don't we just bring this around don't mind me ma'am I'm just doing the Lord's work there we go um could I yeah let's try that too we're just gonna go left back we're gonna pop this open and I think we have a little something special make your engine run a little smoother yeah there we go just a little bit of that uh-huh uh-huh okay good good nailed it think you're just about good to go ma'am yep that should do it okay we're just gonna drop you down and that'll be about $10,000 oh this is nothing compared to my student loans thanks you're welcome I know deep breaths now whew yeah she's super getting pulled over she's done for I know we're all about improving the world here and working towards the greater good and all that kind of stuff so I need to do a quick science experiment because last episode I made a few hood ornaments with the hood ornament afire and I realized that I might be able to stick my head in it and then I'm really curious what would happen you don't look all that impressed well I've already tried it didn't work I can't close it behind me but maybe I can try a hand maybe it's an on switch for this thing hmm maybe I need to put an item in first I never thought of that so what if I put a donut in and a hands oh okay and we only get a donut I guess it does technically replace the thing that you put in with a hood ornament so I probably wouldn't want to replace my head with it I just want to make a copy of it can I borrow your photocopier you using that for anything probably not okay well I guess we're just gonna [Music] seeing your cold dead face needlessly undress me staring endlessly into my soul will you just stop you're freaking me out just what the confetti all around you it's just hilarious we're just gonna get another customer customers needs hey bandit man I'm feeling a whole lot of peer pressure in this place here's what I'm thinking guys okay these two they're shysters they want to help the villains I'm more of a automotive vigilante no I want to help I want to fight for justice so we need to make them stand out and what I'm thinking is what if we take really obvious tire and turn it into a hood ornament okay maybe that would stand out is this gonna be a giant hood ornament that's pretty flashy yeah there we go that'll stand out make it a little crooked we're gonna leave them with a broken headlight so he'll get pulled over I've already given two cars a pink paint job so I'll probably can't go with pink again we're just going red it stands out quite a bit I love that tube here we go red outside ready oh god is that ever obvious please will do boss will do nice plutonium core you got there to be a shame if somebody junk dunker ditz can't even believe it okay gasps huh gasps all right let's see your fluids give him some gasoline you go and we have license plates that doesn't sound very legal hold on here oh yeah licenses I thought that was a drivers licenses for some reason okay um but anything interesting going on in your car you just check real quick what if we pop this why does everybody have hands you wouldn't happen to be acquaintances with a college-aged fembot would you you know a very conservative looking-glasses affection for collecting human hands no okay well oh I just dispose of the evidence I just disposed of the evidence I didn't intend to do that I was gonna put it back oh crap okay well I guess this is gonna be your hood ornament now yeah that stands out a little bit the Fivefinger discount we could just dispose of that one new license plate okay so what should we give you and let's just give him job box license plate yeah that'll go over well how about we just get rid of everything right there we go I think that's probably for the best you shouldn't be able to get away now that freaked me out for a second I was like why is my hand over there okay put her down yeah he's good to go oh do you know we're a second there I thought it will be full of human hands but I'm pleasantly surprised that it's just full of cheese do you even care if I eat your cheese right in front of you no okay well we're just gonna print this off 7,000 not my most expensive work alright oh I was gonna steal his hat alright well have a good day don't look at me like that we're doing the right thing trust me he's gonna get pulled over he's gonna break down or something and then they're gonna they're gonna know that there was a hand there because we have DNA even though I'm wearing gloves okay that didn't stop oj so just don't worry about it all right it's gonna be fine just give new customer in here to Griff deal ooh Oh God you again we seen you already all you rich douche bags look alike hey human I'm participating in a car show tonight and I won't look my best okay mine oh okay I was gonna say I've screwed with like every car that's come in here so how about we actually tried to make this car as good as we can okay I feel like that's a good idea so let's just take a look under the hood um I was thinking mostly stuff on the outside of the car but hey you're the expert that's right don't question me for eyes like this battery it's garbage it's almost done yes yes I do I absolutely need to take this out I didn't want to hate you with it so I missed we're gonna replace it with something a little bit more heavy-duty yeah something a little more heavy-duty and experimental here we go and yeah that needs to get replaced we can give you a new I really just drain that new air filter and how are these looking they look fine master without those yeah your fluids are looking bad okay we're gonna have the top up your fluids I'm pretty sure oil would go in there so we're just gonna give you some oil actual oil not it'll run like a dream now all the other garbage that we have here almost done man don't rush perfection everything under the hood that looks immaculate it's perfect now on top of the hood we need Norn iment and we should probably also know yeah you don't need a change you just need a little fluid your headlights were looking a little dry there we go perfect okay good ornament hood ornament could we actually hold on just huh okay yeah it's really gonna scream you sir it's it personalized except I can't give you your glasses back yeah sorry about that I keep forgetting that it actually were places rather than duplications that's cute how are your tires looking they are right yeah they're probably fine I don't think we need to replace those I'm not even gonna check in your glove compartment it's a glove compartment if gloves in the glove compartment not human hands what was I thinking okay don't don't look at me like that you could've easily corrected me job bought you didn't freaking say anything okay you look like the kind that would love their job so we're just gonna barely looks and smells fresh that's right okay let's just check the back I think all the sides are good take those out this is clean maybe we should top them off with a little bit of gas lift back and then some fluids go I'm pulling out all the stops I'll do everything that I can select gas malfunction we're gonna have to get to that after this okay just just don't forget don't forget the service here is great all right don't don't come back here trust me it's usually not this good okay okay bit of a spill there we go well that was about 600 bucks worth of gas on the floor but we're just not gonna speak about that uh anything else that we could do I guess we should give it a paint job he didn't really ask for that but right inside blue outside doesn't really match I can't pick white or black that's really annoying I don't know why I would only have to give him a certain color but I guess if I had to go with a color it would be yellow we go with a real bright yellow something like is that right yeah okay now I'm thinking we do need to replace those tires because you are not far away from the Ronald McDonald special might have gone a little bit far with this what I think it looks at pretty freakin good do we have a better color for these I don't think green is really gonna cut it when we just go with an orange okay here we go if we mix just a little bit of green a little bit of orange we can and a get a we go around the color that we want perfect I gotta say dude this this is looking wonderful and I think that's probably it will you just drop her down hey you know what you did a pretty good job with this just hand me the villain I'm out of here thank you and you know what it was actually one of my cheapest jobs first time I tried all right human see you again sometime please don't come back also drive safe because I took your glasses there on your hoods okay Ordo not safe to drive on I never actually thought about this job bod could you maybe do something this place is a freaking mess just pick up some stuff you're right next to the junk dunker I'd love to see you dunk on junk that's gonna be wonderful no you're just gonna sit there staring at me more and I know you're staring at my ass there's a big race going on today and I've decided to sponsor it we're guaranteed to make lots of money off this we just need some advertising this is the sign we're gonna put out start by hanging some decorations on the sides there use anything whatever looks good okay this is very different um I just hang anything yeah I could just hang anything okay well we'll make it symmetrical there we go and energy drinks rate gasoline and energy drinks they sponsor like everything are you kidding me oh oh why isn't this in more of this game I could have been fainting on people's cars oh this is ingenious okay so if I if I want to color I just what am I gonna draw you can't just put me on the spot like this fortunately it's not super detailed you can only do like cubes so I'm just going to do something like that there we go you're my muse yeah you know what I think that's as good as it's gonna get so there you go do you want this back - I would take that as a yes and then we're done all right you ready to use your face to promote energy drinks and gasoline and drifty little did you want me to plug it in or anything because we have no okay we have power stuff it looks like it wasn't powered but I think that's gonna be it for this episode of job simulator guys and the last few tasks of every job a row is like the craziest like that last one with the sign took me completely by surprise it's a next episode where are you gonna finish the auto mechanic and see what ridiculous things await us at the end of the act but thinks about watching his video hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time [Music]

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Length: 21min 54sec (1314 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 20 2018