THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LEMON - Job Simulator VR #12

I'm thinking for a little color up front we're gonna add some headlight fluid of different flavors varieties I'm not really sure if it's flavors I could always test okay okay get those are different flavors okay I mean they both kind of taste like vomit but different vomit what's up guys and welcome back to job simulator and for today's episode we're gonna finish off the final few tasks with the mechanic career which means after today we'll have completed all daytime careers in this game and I know what you're thinking does that mean we're never gonna see job bot again after today in the answer is maybe I'm not really sure I kind of want to return again just to screw around with all of the careers and try to find secrets and stuff like that but I know Java would just be devastated he'd be heartbroken if I left him all of a sudden don't let the look on his face fool you okay he's just got the emotional range of a chicken nugget I'm sorry dude okay I didn't mean to upset you I'm just gonna get a customer in here I'm gonna stop talking about it I'm gonna start running up the price before he even shows up oh it's douchebag okay what do you want do I look like exhibit like pick my ride is down the road dude this is Grif t-loop we also don't carry stupid hats and sunglasses here so I'm not really sure how we're gonna make it look exactly like you but you wanted a paint job okay how about we go with uh like yellow huhu gold yeah we'll give him a nice golden shower and why exhibiter r.kelly I'm not even sure any more I feel like I should be wearing a mask interesting choice let's make this car look a little more sick hang something cool on the inside there some that expresses Who I am expresses who you were huh just now realizing the word mechanic shop with no tools what's up with that I don't even have a dipstick that would work for him too umm what else are you you know what you're kind of an energy drink kind of person right yeah let's just hang that there we go that works this can't possibly be I don't know why I'm asking you actually this can't be legal right there's no way I could just put this under there's no way I can put this on somebody's car oh my god it won't stop why would you want your car to sound like this this is not cool oh my god okay you know what none of this is cool Who am I kidding I'll just I'll put it on there I'm trying to be a better mechanic put forth a conscious effort and stuff like that there you go Rustom bling huh well you already got the soda can oh you want me to make you some kind of hood ornament I see you got anything in here nobody ever has anything interesting their trunk I always hope that there's gonna be like a dead robot or something in here could you imagine if there was just a job on here with X's for eyes or turned off in the trunk oh so many possibilities for this game here we go yeah this really describes what you are just a piece of garbage good did you want anything else or nope that's it that's everything okay umm can I screw with it at all no no I shouldn't maybe just go with it a little bit how about we just go back in hee always curious what happens if I screw around with something like you yeah we're gonna have to put something on that there's some complimentary gas you can put it in your car sniff it drink it I don't really care I'm just gonna put it right here for you sir just keep it nice and secure on top of your pedal there we go okay and put her down I just wanted to speed off so badly oh I should probably charge you something shouldn't I yeah just give it a second that's gonna run you about $5,000 as well as all your clothes these are mine now thank you very much yeah you run home to Daddy now he'll how do I look what do you think it's cool why are we friends I know we're technically four episodes into this career but I'm only just now looking at some of the posters on the wall and the prices are not quite accurate like I don't think I've ever charged somebody only 150 9.99 like it costs them more just to drive through the door watch and raise this up so let's give this thing the woods a fresh coat of paint fresh coat of paint are you sure you want to paint over the whole thing it's already costing 300 bucks and you would just finish talking I really have no choice but to paint it I kind of like the color of it it's a bummer okay how about we paint it blue like your overalls here we go I've done before again health and safety and breathing this stuff stuff just stuff meat any stuff you don't really care uh okay I'm thinking for a little color up front we're gonna add some headlight fluid of different flavors varieties I'm not really sure if it's flavors I could almost okay okay yep those are different flavors okay I mean they both kind of taste like vomit but a different vomit there we go okay that's looking pretty good it's just a runaround back now here's gonna be the business end of things why don't we put some tires um yeah but some fancy tires how do you get these shelf just gross tires you should be making a lot more money than this something like that something like that and uh mm good core don't even remember what's in here oh yeah a couple of D 20s yeah is nothing says chop chop like D twenties you want me to attach my dangly bits to the pegs Oh some dangly bits these are my dangly bits oh that's that's not very nice no don't want we're just gonna here we go this is the back there too are you simple holy crap there's so many pegs okay let's just see how many different air fresheners I could put on this parade float feel like this is gonna be a really awkward looking float was it well it's very fresh it smells like Las Vegas and bananas and trees but I feel like it could use more right oh I could just put however much stuff I want in here oh yeah this this parade is definitely gonna get its money's worth now oh no I didn't put it down bruh Tori events where humans drove slow processions of decorated vehicles whoo okay it probably got rid of it because I almost crashed the game I put so many donuts on top of it I just piles and piles of donuts and they just decided to eject it did you still not want a floor donut because we've got a few oh that's so good Oh probably for the best that I didn't crash the game I'd be pretty upset if I lost all this footage in floor doughnuts so does everybody just drive a car in this town because I was really hoping that we would get to work on like a motorcycle or a tank or something like that is just parade floats and signs and cars so so many possibilities man between dead bodies in the trunk and different vehicles we could have heads [Music] hello human I recently purchased this hard to promote minor smoothie business I was told it was a lemon so I thought it would be great I don't understand what's wrong with it it's making a sound like lemons everywhere yes I get the joke it's a lemon it's just like a lemon you guys have said lemon like ten times I'm just blinded by this vehicle Oh so what's the matter oh my god there's so many lemons everything everything is a lemon oh they want me to remove 12 lemon items that's pretty cool okay well I don't want to throw them out because these are unique we haven't seen these before so let's just put them right there right are you a lemon you're a lemon okay and and all of you okay okay so that's like eight I'd say I suppose I should probably replace this stuff right you're not gonna drive out of here with no engine oh he's even got like lemon flew it oh that's clever okay so let's just give you some some new Pistons they should probably go in your engine that's usually where they're best served okay and some new headlights boop boop and we need an air filter to go in there and nuclear yeah always nuclear that's a little concerning but sure why not and fluids he said you serve what slushies smoothies fruity garbage yeah you could use a little bit of this and we can answer this stuff that's what I'm talking about I should probably be doing this next not first yeah I probably once we do this after I remove all the lemon stuff that that's that's my bad okay look what else you want removed is this a lemon no uh check the trunk maybe there's a dead limit all the tires okay it tires and no actual lemons works shut up shut up shut up what did you say will you just quiet down want something else no your goods lemony enough hold on there's a couple more things I could probably fix here oh god now I think about I'm just downing whole lemons that that's probably a mistake uh oh you're gonna need new tires you're gonna need a new paint job you got a whole lot of stuff going wrong with you here sir red it is we'll have it match the interior and then I think you should be good to go I don't know how to get rid of that sticker that might be just Gooden on there by the looks of it but what can you do right we get rid of the license plate we could give you a different license plate we'll give you a job boss license plate since he keeps interrupting you right it's probably for the best there we go okay your deal ement no more lemon little bit of lemon just just a touch that'll be only a modest $3500 this off to my personal account alright you're welcome is it bad that that's one of them oh I didn't get the exhaust is it bad that that's one of the most common like less weird events that we've had happen here at guy drives up with a lemon I think I'm gonna hold onto all of the lemony stuff because if we get a customer come in that needs new parts who's to say we don't sell them a lemon right see what the next guy wants oh I got a lot of stuff that I can use oh yeah this is perfect yeah bring it on in here that's right right right around here debris I got a whole lot of debris for you sir don't even worry about it you have been fully lemon if I'd how do you feel about that good oh not good you didn't want that what did he mean by debris I got the tires on oh you wanted garbage on the back why don't you say that I had lots of garbage I still have lots of garbage this stuff from your car that I took a little bit of that it's a little bit of that there we go good enough which is only to pack your car with garbage I mean oh no he's got specific places okay I was gonna say I'll just put a little bit everywhere can we actually attach stuff to these I never knew that this entire time I've just been attaching stuff wherever I can but parent oh yeah look at that well then yeah that definitely says love tire hanging from your antenna that's love that's for sure love so how about we oh yeah the pink in the yellow definitely goes well together how about we give you one of these as well why not complimentary of course amazing how multi-purpose tires can be looks amazing now for one last tradition bring a bottle of my family's place grape juice on the car you want me to christen your car you out of your mind I don't think that's how this fully works hold on good no no something are you willing to put something in your trunk do ya listen you save that for your wedding night my congratulations as a gift I brought you a complimentary frisbee he he just told me to give him a what okay then I guess we're just gonna drop her down that's everything he's good and lemoned and garbage and the whole nine yard no price whoo that sounds expensive okay uh hold on a second actually if you're getting married you should probably wear proper attire let me just get those off you're really quick and there we go now you're ready to get married and I'll put on the Biff hats and we'll print it no I'm not actually gonna double it okay he's a hard-ass but congratulations good luck try not to hit the top of your heads you forgot your complimentary frisbee witness free labor but that's all I got for you human not bad not bad at all free labor let's get back to the museum if you want to I'll just be hanging out here while you do whatever you want if I not be getting paid this entire time Oh Manor dude like tens of thousands of dollars and then he he made a run for it why did he run out the front door I think that's gonna be it for this episode of job simulator guys and it's like I said I'm pretty sure I'm gonna return to do another episode of the daytime careers just playing all of them in one video screwing around looking for secret stuff that you guys left in the comments and stuff like that but we do still have plenty of infinite overtime so if you guys are interested in seeing more job simulator as always shoot leave a like in the video let me know and hopefully jobbot will return for at least one more episode thanks for watching this video I hope you enjoy then I'll see you next time [Music]

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Id: KZQXqQ42W7M

Length: 17min 44sec (1064 seconds)

Published: Tue May 08 2018