DO NOT MICROWAVE THE BUGS - Job Simulator VR #6

that was close but now we can get back to business yeah about that I just got something I need to check on real quick Oh oh dear oh yeah that's that's gonna be a problem what's up guys and welcome back to job simulator so last episode we began our job in the restaurant and I poisoned a child's pizza and potentially ruined a couple's engagement and I'm pretty sure that I ate a steak that was older than I am and yet here we are still open for business so I'm kinda left wondering what could go wrong got the tunes going this time I wasn't really feeling the quieter last episode okay I under 8 it the funk but are you ready to open these I'm not ready to open okay first we need to feed the fish you always forget and they are part of the workers union so we're just gonna have to toss in some breads I found that out in between episodes when I was making a thumbnail they are very interesting little goldfish piranhas yeah I can see why we have them on staff we call was just throw kids in there if we really needed to right you can't poison them we do get a birthday cake right so they can quickly mutate ingredients into food hold on we gotta take like three big steps back we can mutate ingredients I don't think that's the word you were looking for there chief and I'm also I'm not entirely sure that we're running a moral establishment well would you look at this kids managed to survive a mouthful of glass and allergic tomato hosts okay so we need to get our mutating microwave you see I knew that it was a good idea to shield my balls from this thing last time what do you keep it a crotch level like just because you guys don't have a ball sac doesn't mean mine won't turn into Brandis from South Brack so we need an egg any ingredients we want and a flower I don't think you use but petals use like cooking cheese okay never mind it it's fine it's fine flowers flower right the robots they'll never know so we're just gonna toss in a flower an egg and then anything else would that anything else that could be real interesting I'm even gonna treat them right and not put any shell in there look at that I'm learning I could probably dispose of it with the fish but it's so much more fun to chuck stuff at your face and then just add whatever you want uh how about we toss in cakes 101 yeah cakes a one easy step in three seconds or less maybe I should have read this before egg flower optional flavor does this count as optional flavor even a human can do it listen man that's kind of racist okay that's a little ignorant hmm not entirely sure that counts I do remember hearing that Timmy is a big fan of tomatoes so how about tomato there we go okay now we just just kind of there we go any second now okay that work nope that that Zuber didn't work we might have a problem boss maybe it just needs another few seconds it's not quite finished I don't actually know what happens if I nuke it again Oh Oh bad Oh bad things bad things is getting blacker good nope nope super not good um okay let's just oK we've separated them huh yeah we might want to feed this one to the fish hopefully they don't mutate or something like ah swinging a Miss okay that looks good down there don't worry about it this is actually quite radioactive is it supposed to do that should I have not put the book in with it it's gonna say it's quite lovely look at this can I blow out their candles for them Oh mmm it's good yeah we only make half cakes here guys it's a form a goods good the little things in this game is just absolutely do it for me like the fact that the music automatically turns down when somebody is speaking so you can hear them but then when there's quiet the music turns back up again it's just it's genius it makes editing these videos so much easier why hey boss that party left a huge pile of dirty dishes we're gonna need your help to get through this they're pretty nasty so make sure you use a good score - so you know we had one thing I'm your boss so I'm your boss and you're my boss who's your boss the fish not gonna lie I have a sink full of dirty dishes right next to me that I'm not cleaning in real life so I'm not totally sure why I'm doing this in VR but here we are thanks hey there we go so the kids are done right no no more kids don't bring him in here okay the fish are getting hungry on the upside it looks like that book stopped glowing so hopefully we won't have teenage mutant ninja fish soon you can start by destroying call this old where the hell did he come from we're gonna have to do a little fourth wall break in here guys quite literally because morbid curiosity oh I see okay so we've got people working in the blue void helpful piece of advice they really don't like it when you stick your head through the wall kind of makes the game crap itself but I should be back in order now listen man I'm not complaining but it would be nice if the other chef actually cooked something every now and then he wants me to get rid of these does it matter how oh okay nope doesn't matter that's perfectly fine oranges mmm ere we go I still love the pieces bounced around what is this eating a dodge ball oh it's a grapefruit I don't even like do you see the thing we robots call it a sprinkler what do you mean throw something at it uh just like this Oh God throwing stuff in VR is just my nightmare okay that's cute but that's not how sprinklers work right the fire doesn't throw a mug at them to turn it on oh oh it's not cute it's actually really really gross there's also many little buggies it's like little computer chips why do you move with me do something to get rid of them huh like gather them all up in the cup and bake them into something maybe yeah I wouldn't mind making something for somebody who I don't particularly like okay so we got all the little buggies um what do we want to make do you want anything maybe we don't need to turn them into food kind of curious what would happen if we microwave them I mean maybe nothing maybe they're like roaches no giant bugs here yeah about that I just got something I need to check on real quick um Oh oh dear oh yeah that's that's gonna be a problem maybe Ola grill will help us out here I'm just gonna and then is that work maybe okay that worked did we only mutate one oh we only mutated one and I get to keep them oh that's genius okay so you guys can just hang out right there world's most average worker indeed and now the next time somebody comes in who I don't like why would I try the actually no it's not that bad crunchy we kept our bee for barely passing so that's good enough for me you know beggars can't be choosers oh you again just do whatever like for bugs at them TV show we're doing a show on how these organic nutrient packs are made so I just need to record some footage of you going through the various steps yep first step is to blend up this routine let's give a shot you do it now you look like you're shooting something a lot more 18-plus showing up with a pizza and yeah I don't know about this okay you want me to blend up this hell that's a pretty big pill do does it go in your mouth uh there we go that was good now let's get a shot you put in this flavor packet in the microwave yeah about that microwaves that order there chief got a little infested will say people were wondering last episode if you can blame to this I don't know why everybody was so curious about it but I'll give it a try hmm oh no I think that's a big old no oh oh oh I'm losing protein okay you just go back there we might need you the sprinkler isn't exactly working we're all mojo to turn you on so you want me to microwave your flavor packet what are we making again microwavable all right so we just toss you in there now just pour that blended protein fluid onto the cube and we are okay yeah I got a little bit left we should be able to do that just really appreciate - are you eating it just it's real delicious oh man I was gonna say it looks like a chocolate chip cube a big cookie I'm really happy I didn't bake a pug into it I was inclined to oh it's like meat why why is it like chocolate chip cookie meat cube never thought I would eat a chocolate chip cube that tasted like feet where did job bot go usually he'd be here staring into my soul where it around now it's a little bit concerning human I found this rare turbo ghost antonova pepper can you prepare it for me I like it h.o.t oh yes I know how to spell hot thank you okay um prepare it Hal put some heat into it the gas is that heat oh yeah there we go do that again no that doesn't count okay more heat oh listen dude I'm gonna go with the toaster okay I think we've seen enough of the microwave today not sure I trust it so like that's nope that doesn't count okay um your fault there we go oh I think he does want the microwave all right it's just oh man no he doesn't want that either what do you want me to do uh it's your death I guess what kind of restaurant are we people just show up they're like yeah here's a pepper do things to it where were you decided to go out back to the blue void and talk to where other chef alright next customer we're on a roll we're doing good I'll get the funk in my veins this episode alright as big as it's gonna get and I think they would really enjoy that yeah that's gonna be meal number one interesting interesting is definitely the word that I would use okay now let's try a smoothie because I'm willing to bet that I can blend bugs in a smoothie so let's just get rid of that all right put a couple bugs in and give them a blend oh that's a fun color you can add a little cheese and yeah I definitely think that they would want a cookie and a potato when that up hmm yeah you see goes from black to brown isn't that just lovely we can top things off with just a smidgen of chili powder there we go nice and spicy okay yeah I think they're really gonna like that so we can pour that out in a mug mmm you know what I think this one is so good that we're gonna give them a couple of servings yeah I made a nice big batch of it I'm sure they will feel great you know what I can even garnish it with the bug baby Oh careful too want to spill it ah crap you know what garnish is relative so how about we just there we go hmmm that was only one person's meal I'm guessing the next one is going to the cop you guys could have been a little bit more specific I think next we're gonna try a soup how about a bacon and bacon soup can I do that's just do a little bit of that some bacon for the pig I don't know how much water I need but that should probably be good pot on max yeah that's definitely how you make bacon soup don't even worry about it I know what I'm doing being soup is done doing soup is done bacon and bacon soup thank you thank you gourmet as anything yes specials a word for it here's one thing I'm really curious about if we go and blend a magazine just oh there we go you gotta be real careful with it then we put that on bread I'm an artist at work okay don't judge me and we're just gonna microwave that with a little bit of cheese premier cheese cheese don't struggle okay this is gonna happen we're making magazine pizza just like that maybe possibly yeah there we go okay one order of magazine pizza all right thank you when I have to I can give it my all yeah now would be the time for the sprinklers to work right oh okay this is why you don't microwave stuff oh crap no we're good we're good right yeah not the tunes the funky fresh tunes do we really need to put him out we should let him suffer for a minute yeah he kind of deserves it stop being such a wuss and hold still God there I can now see why I didn't blend this that would have been very bad Oh what's the matter job ah you don't like a little spritzing I swear that microwave is haunted everything you put into it comes out bad having your own reality show Racine is the peak of human achievement good work human I guess man I didn't sign up for this oh god oh god what do you want you ready human yeah the talent female talent baby are you a guy why is Gordon Ramsay bought throwing meatballs at maybe yes chef yes okay I know wigs out I lost a meatball chef I hope that's okay yeah you only need three okay so one two three and make one for myself because you're always supposed to taste right you got a taste I've watched plenty of your shows okay they're all on YouTube they're bootlegged it's great I'm gonna wait till they pewter fry in a carbon so that I can flick them at your stupid face just like that good what Kate could cook a meal times better than that and they're graphing calculators was good well great so far human I know I could be a little loud on camera but it's all just part of the show you know oh my god - that's the freeform cooking part [Music] chemical-based meatbag get to cooking make something good show us what you can do anything don't you call me a chemical based meat bag you floating toaster you want to see how good I am at cooking huh how about I do something like this huh you like that did you ever think about that your stupid sandwich everybody loves meat okay what if we just reach into the back and grab yeah that's probably meat right sure why not a little bit of that a little bit of that just chuck it all on oh don't you badmouth my meme oh you know what maybe maybe we just don't use those maybe maybe we just do something like that there Sora Tori Tori Performance human I've got a lot respect for you after this again sometime well did you just have your programming overlap a little bit he went green he was still bad-mouthing me when he turned green and then cut himself aha dude needs to update his firmware or something like that oh man I gotta say this wasn't exactly my favorite but it was still really cool partly because I haven't seen any of it before I'm amazed that it's over cuz swore there would be more I never even got to figure out what the fish would do to meat if you dropped a full cow in there they would just strip it to the bone in second ok you know what I think that's gonna be it for this episode of job simulator guys and we only have one more job left which is kind of upsetting because I'm really enjoying this game I want there to be more a lot of people have also been telling me to try infinite overtime whatever that is I actually have no idea so without spoiling too many things maybe give you some idea what it is in the comments and then I'll try to do an episode of that once I'm done with the auto mechanic next episode as much watching this video I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time [Music]

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Length: 23min 14sec (1394 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 12 2018