The WORST Jutsu RANKED and EXPLAINED

okay so I'm gonna be real this video is gonna be a bit weird this video was supposed to come out about six months ago and it was actually supposed to be a collaboration video between me and swag car games but swag's been insanely busy and honestly I can't fault him for that at all so it's uh just gonna be a Nick video today but I did film half of the video like six months ago and then swag was gonna film his parts and we're gonna put them together now I'm just gonna do swags parts so you're just gonna get jump Cuts between old Nick and new Nick which is gonna be unsettling and I apologize Go and show the video now as anime fans we are obsessed with the concept of strife who's the strongest character what's the strongest fighting move in Naruto is absolutely no exception to this rule to this day people still argue about who the strongest kage was what the strongest Ninjutsu is taijutsu genjutsu people even argue about more minute things like what the strongest susano is but today I want to turn that on its head today I don't want to talk about whose dad beats whose dad in a fight today I want to talk about whose dad loses to who's dad in a fight today I don't want to focus on strength I want to focus on weakness and what we've already done a couple of weakness videos like who's the weakest kage from each Village today I want to talk about the weakest jutsus in Naruto and for the first time in NZ Hammer 23 history I will not be talking alone because today I'm being joined by the one and the only swag kage today me and swag kage are on a mission to find the top 10 most useless jutsus in the entirety of Naruto these are jutsus that are so weak we scratch our head as to why they were ever created jutsus that are called jutsus but just don't seem to be jutsus at all and most importantly jutsu's that baby powerful but are so specifically nuanced that there's almost no situation in which to use them now when you're talking about the most bottom level of jutsus there's almost no way to say one is more powerful and or more useless than the other because almost every single Jutsu we're going to be talking about today has next to know you specifically at the highest level of battle in the Naruto universe so me and Swagger just gonna take turns telling you all the jutsu's you shouldn't commit any time to remembering or learning before we get into any of that guys please for me like this video subscribe to my page and hit that Noti Bell and while you're at it do the same for swag and if you guys like the sound of my voice while I talk about anime well I have an entire another page talking about every anime that's not Naruto we recently just posted our first ever one piece video over there I probably should mention its name it's called the weeb commander so jutsus there is quite literally over 2 000 of them when you consider the anime the manga and light novels while the majority of jutsus are relatively useful and a thin minority of jutsus are exponentially powerful on the other end of that Spectrum we have jutsus that have next to no use jutsus it seemed as though they should have been throwaway jokes but somehow made it into the actual show and while there is a lot of these jutsus being swag managed to whittle it down to a top 10. so with no further Ado let's get into this top 10 list starting with the fastest character in the entirety of Naruto being too fast for even the cameraman to keep up ten tens twin Rising Dragon to be fair to 10 10 after the time skip in Shippuden this technique gets a bit more powerful talking about the Shippuden form in a second here for those of you who it's been a couple of years since you watched OG Naruto you'll probably remember that 1010 didn't make the biggest impact on the tuning exam and this is largely and due to the fact that her finisher her ultimate move was twin Rising dragons now let's crack into how twin Rising dragons Works essentially 1010 places two of her Scrolls which hold a multitude of her kunai and Myriad of different weapons on the ground and then she does a couple of hand signs that release a smoke dragon that flies upwards which also launches her Scrolls in a helix type formation now amongst the juices we're going to talk about today this is arguably one of the cooler looking ones 1010 is launched into the air in the middle of this double helix of unsealed weapons and as these Scrolls twist around her 1010 has unlimited weapons that she can pull out of these Scrolls by placing her hands on the seals grabbing the weapons and then throwing them and on top of that every single one of these weapons has a wire attached to it so she can pull it back for a second attack so in essence we're talking about a height advantage in borderline unlimited weapons which is cool until you consider what Universe we're in not only in part one of Naruto does 1010 have to individually put her hand on every single one of these seals to get a weapon and then throw it this Jutsu just leaves her floating in the air incredibly wide open Also let's Ponder for a fact have you ever seen anybody in Naruto run out of shuriken or kunai they all have a baseball-sized bag which appears to be a black hole chest because they could reach in and pull out 47 kunai at once the logistics of needing to launch herself in the air and surround yourself with Scrolls just so you can get a couple of things that apparently Ninja can carry 300 of themselves on person is kind of stupid especially when we consider the fact that it's her ultimate move and mind you it's still just kunai and shuriken and other throwable weapons with wires attached to them to which tamari quite literally just used wind release there's a reason tamari was able to give 10 10 a free chiropractic appointment it's because throwable weapons in the Naruto Universe are meant to be the thing you throw at the beginning of a fight and then never use again wait literally any any type of release will negate weapons immediately we've seen shuriken and kunai blocked by Earth release water release Fire release wind release maybe not lightning release but like probably still lightning release and two 1010's credit this move does get more powerful down the line in Shippuden 1010 is able to put two Scrolls next to her do the hand signs make the smoke Dragon but now she doesn't have to touch each and every single one of the seals which allows her to get her throwable weapons faster and now sometimes occasionally she attaches an explosive tag to one of her weapons only problem is you know like still like a stiff breeze and once again you're you're getting your spine rearranged but honestly I feel as though I'd be lying if I told you that twin Rising Dragon wasn't more useful than what SWAG is about to talk to you about right now thanks past Nick and you're absolutely right what we're going to talk about up next is way worse than twin Rising Dragon because at least twin Rising Dragon has the possibility of killing you but I'm not entirely sure this next Jutsu does because up next we're talking about roof tile sure kit yeah that's right shurikens created out of roof tiles onyx stupid it's probably used by some filler character in some stupid Arc right nope by the third Hokage here is it known as the professor one of the strongest people in Naruto's entire universe is the creator of this Jutsu well we don't know if he's the creator of this YouTube because we know that here is a new every Jutsu of the leaf and therefore he could just know this one so how exactly does the roof tile shuriken Jutsu work in the first place well this technique allows heroes in to remotely control lift levitate and throw any tile in his area meaning hypothetically if herozine doesn't have any kunai or ninja stars on him he can just pressurize tiles around him and launch them at you which isn't terrible like I just stated he's able to apply chakra to any tiles that he levitates and throws at people which makes these roof tiles substantially stronger than they would usually be otherwise he kind of just be tossing clay pigeons at people but how hard is he making these tiles probably about as hard as metal which means he's just throwing ninja stars however these sure can aren't really sure kin because shuriken are in the shape of a star for a reason stars are pointy tiles 90 degrees so sure are you getting some really hard squares tossed at you absolutely best to why here is in the man who knows thousands of very powerful jutsus decided this was a Jutsu he needed to use against Orochimaru I don't think I'll ever know I guess one of the added benefits of this technique is that he's able to control these tiles remotely which means there's a possibility he could generate openings that he wouldn't be afforded with regular sugar but even that feels like a coat and it's definitely something the fastest character in the universe 10 10 wouldn't have to worry about I'm just happy we could agree the 1010 is the fastest person in the universe but sometimes you don't need speed sometimes true strength comes from sitting still finding where home is and there's nobody better at finding where home is than Yamato because he kind of has the ability to take his home with him what am I talking about obviously the four pillar house technique this technique allows Yamato to funnel his chakra into the ground and by accelerating the growth rate of things like Roots underground sprout a house and the thing is it stated that this house is built with the imagination of the user I mean that Yamato is essentially able to create any house he wants as long as he has a blueprint and Imagination in his head while he's casting the Jutsu and if Yamato or any Caster of this Jutsu happens to have tags that they can place around the house it essentially becomes a sealed off hiding place now these tags are ceiling tags that basically makes a barrier around the wooded house that makes all of the Ninjas chakra signatures within the house undetectable meaning that if you were a sensor type ninja or you had a biakugan or something like that and you were looking for these ninjas that were using this technique and the seals in the forest you wouldn't be able to find them and while that's cool I guess I mean it's the ability to quite literally make a house in a matter of seconds that's awesome if you're a city planner because his thing we have to separate the house from the seals the house itself inherently does not stop detection of chakra because that's what the sealed tags do if Yamato just made a wooden Dome and slapped those seal tags on the wooden Dome it would be the same thing but Yamato went a step further to literally architect an entire house made out of accelerated root growth and like do they leave these houses behind when they're done if they're just perfectly functional two-story houses popped up in the woods everywhere the Yamato's ever had to Camp Also let's not ignore the fact that Yamato himself is displayed that this Jutsu is incredibly chakra depleted especially when he uses wood release serial pillar houses which is essentially this technique but Yamato makes like six houses in a row but after using this technique one time it depletes all of his chakra for a day and while obviously this is super helpful after konoha gets destroyed by pain but like once again that's City Planning not Ninjutsu but honestly I can hardly be mad at the technique when you consider the fact that Yamato not only is able to make these houses but somehow paint them and give them glass windows so what do I know that's why I have swag here because I know he knows something at least I am sure he does know things past Nick but he's not on this video actually no he knows a lot about this because this entry was his recommendation because jerobo is a personal favorite of both of ours and if we're talking about jerobo you know we're going to be talking about one of his most famous moves shoulder charge now technically shoulder charge is a part of a greater overarching set of moves that jirobo has they all fall under the classification of our hot fist this is a taiju to fighting style that focuses on jerobo's immense size and strength that he's able to amplify using his curse he'll be at level one or level two however all of the moves objectively dumb see every move in this tight Jutsu moveset has a name the jerobo yells out every single time he uses it and the one that me and swag wanted to focus on it's the good old shoulder charge also known as thrusting's shoulder where jerobo just yells out thrusting shoulder and then he hits you with his shoulder he's also got crumbling Palm where he yells out crumbling palm and then hits you with his palm or Rising knee where he yells out Rising knee and then hits you with a rising knee he's also got a move called Rock attack and you would think this is where he uses rocks but nope it's just him punching you well obviously these moves while wielded in the hands of jerobo are relatively powerful because jerobo himself is big and strong they are taijutsu moves that are just announcing what you're gonna do and what you're gonna do is it Lion's barrage or reverse Lotus it's just a palm strike or a thrusted shoulder a man is just announcing basic taijutsu moves imagine if every single time that Naruto was in a taijutsu battle he announced every single punch he throw you'd be furious and now we're kicking it back to you old Nick and honestly I wish you could say that was jerobo's last entry on this list but it's not you know for a guy who's almost able to beat choji after he took the red pill which makes choji a hundred times stronger than he was in base you would figure jerobo would stay off this list at least twice but nope not only did this man name a shoulder charge a Jutsu he somehow made Earth style mud wall significantly worse Earth shall return or Earth style Terror Shield as jerobo calls it is the biggest downgrade of a very fundamental Jutsu I think we've ever seen see for earthshore returns drobo slams his hands into the ground and rips out a section of Earth ripping out a rectangular section of Earth it operates as a wall or shield in front of him but the thing about shields is that they usually come in different sizes drobo's Earth return is about maybe one and a half times taller than him just as wide as he is and also maybe a foot thick for all intents and purposes it's the size of a door and while the majority of people including jerobo are smaller than a door and thus this earthshore return is able to block things like kunai and other projectiles thrown at jerobo but this is a man who's able to use a technique by the names of Earth Mausoleum dumpling which basically has jerobo plant his hands in the ground and rip out a small hill above his head and throw it at people I'm not kidding in the work jaropo was able to lift a mound of Earth roughly the size of a baseball field above his head and throw it at choji so why on Earth are we making an earth-style mud wall essentially the size of a door not to mention it also has the gingerly and slowly pop up on like a mud wall that quite literally just shoots out of the ground we have seen earth-style mud walls bisect battlefields Kakashi's version was enough to stop the devopath of pain in fact in Kakashi retsudan we learn the Kakashi because he lost his Sharingan worked on his erstyle mud wall where we learned that Kakashi's mud wall can now surround an entire small village withstand a barrage of cannons and even in certain points turn to quartz to negate the weakness to lightning oh and he can keep the walls Integrity for a day and it's not like Rubble could it make massive Earth constructs his Earth prison Dome of magnificent nothingness yes that is the full name was huge it was so big it was able to hold multiple genin trying to use Ninjutsu to break out of it captive also his Earth Dome prison was able to regenerate while his earthshore return was it don't even get me started on how we can make earth golems that can regenerate themselves like why are we focusing on door sides walls all right swag that's probably enough of us dunking on a character who shows up for 12 total episodes let's switch the topic of conversation to somebody more relevant or for me to explain because up next we have frill necked lizard now this due to much like roof tile shuriken is not used by some irrelevant character it's used by Obito one of the strongest characters in the entire universe well more specifically it's used by Toby you know the substantially better version of Obito you know before he came all mopey and terrible to be around now this ability technically did have a use it was able to paralyze Kiba Naruto and Kakashi as when Toby clasps his hand together and yelled out hidden Jutsu frilled neck lizard Kakashi told Naruto and Kiba to stay back and for 10 or so seconds they didn't move it wasn't until Toby revealed to them that holding his hands up like this is everything that Jutsu does but they decided to move again so while technically this Jutsu does nothing even though there is technically a hand sign associated with it it's kind of the living embodiment of a bluff and if you're powerful enough or seem dangerous enough like Toby did that bluff can paralyze powerful opponents for a couple of seconds and hypothetically if Toby was working with somebody they could have snuck behind them as Kakashi Naruto and kibo were trying to figure out what this Jutsu did but since you can't really pull that off twice and the Jutsu does technically do nothing except for pulling Obito's arms yeah it's completely useless but it does speak to the power of a well-played out block I know I said we should go back to talking about relevant characters but like not a lot of a lot of relevant characters have irrelevant jutsus that's why they're relevant characters which brings us squarely to decapitating Airwaves do you guys remember the first time you saw zaku one of the genin from the hidden sound used decapitating Airwaves it was terrifying he was able to combine sound waves and Airwaves in his arm tubes to essentially create incredibly strong wind release and he was able to freely play with the mixture of Airwaves and sound waves to get whatever desired effect he wanted let's say if hypothetically used the 100 Airwaves and no sound waves it was strong enough to shatter rocks and in this confirmation of 100 Airwaves it essentially worked exactly like wind release it could be used to shut down projectiles or cushion blows from a fall in the true power of the technique came from the fact that he could use it in both hands pointing it at different people or just at one person but they're uh there was a problem with it so obviously the way that these Airwaves worked is that they were generated in zaku's forearms and they were channeled down the tubes in his forearms and out of his palms this is all based upon the reality that zaku can generate energy within his elbows and that's really cool it's essentially wind release without having to use wind release except when you use wind release you don't stand the chance of blowing your own elbows off your arm what do I mean by that well first let me tell you that the fight between Shino and zaku was very different in the manga zaku while he's trying to use his decapitating Airwaves against Shino runs into a little bit of an issue that issue is as he tries to launch his decapitating Airwaves his elbows explode and not just like explode in her bloody his forearms and hands fall off mind you this guy had just had his arms broken by Sasuke a couple of chapters back so not a good streak to begin with so why what went catastrophically wrong that zaku's entire forearms got blasted off his body Sheena put some bugs in his holes nothing more complicated than that during their battle Shino put a couple of bugs up in zaku's air holes and therefore when zaku tried to use decapitating airwave the energy couldn't make it out of his hands and then blew back into his elbows and quite literally blew his arms off his body but know what you're saying you're saying well Nick nobody else could do that but Shino it's just inherently not true any user of Earth release water release or anybody who was just able to slip a piece of metal into his little air hole would lead to him blowing his arms off his body as long as you get enough stuff up those Airwaves to block the sound from coming out he's not wiping his own butt anymore all of this Preamble all of this danger to accomplish wind release no thanks I'll take my chances learning the Jutsu because basic wind release is probably not only stronger than decapitating Airwaves but also carries a much lower risk unfortunately that's the only entry on this list that really puts the user's life in danger but that being stated using this next juice who could probably put your life in danger just for the sheer idiocracy of using it it's not realizing that swag outside of our Lord and savior jerobo gets to talk about like all the main characters of the show and I'm just like oh yeah that one guy from three episodes and that fillerock that everybody forgets stupid Jutsu then again kind of my brand but talking about stupid characters from pseudo filler arcs next up we have cocoon and if you're wondering Mick what's cocoon that's a really good question well you know how some Jin jerky get really cool abilities by being a chincherokee if you're the gingerky of some Goku you get lava release if you're the Gen Cherokee of Kokyo you get steam release or boil release if you're the Gin Cherokee of Kurama you can get a gin cloak well if you're the chinchuriki of the seven Tails chow mei you also get a couple of cool abilities and I'm gonna talk about food's ability to partially transform and give herself Wings on her hips that allow her to fly no I'm I'm talking about her other ability cocoon so what does cocoon do is it a defensive measure sort of yeah cocoon allows chiomaian food to make cocoon around themselves that slows down chakra absorption techniques and that's and essentially by creating this cuckoo around themselves Fu and Cho May are able to slow down how fast somebody's able to absorb their chakra not prevent it or find a way out of their chakra being absorbed slow it down so all of your chakra and your tail beast won't be pulled out of you right now just in like 25 minutes which is cool I guess hypothetically if you have backup on the way or if the person pulling out your chakra has a date to get two and a half hours all you've done is limit your mobility and slightly slow down how fast your light force is being pulled out of your body but this cocoon must have impregnable defense right well it is made out of a mesh of super fine chakra thread so it is certainly tough but if you find the weak spot of the Cocoon preferably with a byakagon or anything that allows you to see chakra density you can simply stab it with a blade coated in Chakra and enter the Cocoon so while this cocoon does operate as a somewhat halfway decent defense if the person you're fighting is able to find the weak spot or just willing to try to look for the weak spot because it's not like this cocoon is a mile wide it's about the size of a human body you can just stab a bunch of different places with a chakra blade and eventually you'll get in it effectively does nothing like yes obviously being able to slow down how fast your chakra is being absorbed or if your tail beast pulling out of you is nice in a world filled with people who are trying to pull a tail beast out of you but only if you have backup which is not what we're considering when we're talking about the use of illness of a Jutsu but the worst part is that this arcs dud jutsus doesn't end at cocoon and while usually I would let swag jump in and do his final Jutsu here I think I'm gonna let him back clean up because the connection between cocoon and the last entry on my list is too prominent to ignore and the arc were introduced the Cocoon were also introduced to another and arguably the most useless YouTube on the entirety of this list water shuriken Yes you heard me right a water release water shuriken Jutsu now obviously the arc we're talking about happens in the early 400s of Naruto Shippuden and in this Arc we see cocoon and water shuriken we also see what a shuriken used again in Gara hidden but we're not going to talk about that right now water shuriken within the confines of Naruto Shippuden was used by a ninja by the name of kigon it's while we only saw this Jutsu for a couple of seconds its appearance was so idiotic it left fans all across the globe perplexed kegon is a ninja trying to save Fu and Gara and as he's sweeping onto the scene he uses this technique water release water sugar can and while we see him throw these sure can we we never see them hit anybody hit any barriers or even really go anywhere in fact it appears as though the second they're thrown they disappear which makes sense when we consider what these sure can are made of these hurricanes are made of water and well obviously there are some incredibly strong water releases in Naruto water dragon water bullets basically everything ever used by the Hidden Mist these techniques focus on one of two possible things extreme pressure and speed in the case of water bullets or extreme amounts of water in the case of the water dragon but with water shuriken you have neither these are shuriken made of water thrown at shuriken throwing speed they're not turned into ice they're not boiled they're not made more dense it is just water and these water sure can if it hits something at the speed of shurikeness Throne we'll just splash the person the shuriken is thrown at because well obviously why water can kill a human in the Naruto universe and in real life that takes once again either a massive amount of water or speed and pressure if you're going to commit chakra to making water into shuriken why not just throw shuriken they're a metal water is a liquid and not to mention that the prevailing theory about why we never see where these sugar can go is because the second that they're thrown chakra is no longer applied to them and therefore after being thrown they just lose four or because they are so small and this took place in the desert after being thrown they just evaporated honestly this takes my highest spot for most useless Jutsu we've seen in the entirety of Naruto but since there is two of us on this video today swag also very much has a say on which is the most useless I get both the says and if we're being entirely real I do believe the Jutsu that we saved for last on the list here is by far and away the least useful Jutsu we've ever seen and not only is this Jutsu completely insane and completely useless it also was is this Ninja's kit in Ultimate Ninja Storm having this Jutsu in the anime and the manga is bad enough but having this Jutsu be one of your special moves in the Naruto fighting game embarrassing and that's because in dead last place or I guess first place if you're talking about uselessness we have summoning log rolls yes a full-on summoning Jutsu dedicated to bringing a log to your location a technique that Rin uses to not summon a toad or a snake or a hawk or even a weapon a log it's a bigger version of a substitution jutsu just instead of using it to get away you'll use it to attack and do you throw this log at somebody no you roll it at them and you hope that rolling log takes those ninjas ankles out to use this Jutsu is to assume that somebody you're fighting against cannot react to a rolling law ninja is capable of shooting lightning wind water fire out of all of their hands and mouths can't Dodge a rolling log even if you summoned this log three inches from Naruto he could Dodge it and you don't even have to use Naruto in this example any joning or getting or tuning worth their salt can dodge a log because in order to come beginning you have to pass tests in order to become a tuning you have to make it through the forest of death you're telling me you can't Dodge a log slowly rolling at your ankles what's most atrocious about this is that it's a summoning and there is so much capability with a summoning where are these logs coming from is Ren just felling entire Forest to make contracts with failed logs so she can roll them is it the same log over and over and over again did you just find a down log and she was like gonna use that later it is literally a Fall Guy eyes obstacle and those rotund short-legged little monsters can make it over and how this was ever decided to be in Ninjutsu baffles me it's disrespecting Ninjutsu all across the world it's even crazier when you think about the fact that Rin was paired up with Kakashi Obito and Minato she was at one point the three-tailed jinchuriki and her kitten Ultimate Storm 4 is using a log no wonder Kakashi had to blow her back out she wasn't getting away from hidden Miss Shinobi just rolling pieces of wood at him and hoping for the best her entire kit is basically Donkey Kong throwing barrels at Mario so he has to jump over on atrocious an atrociousness filled with awful Ninjutsu also a video constructed in a relatively awful way but hopefully past Nick and future Nick are able to work together in a way that was slightly appealed yeah take it away past Nick tell him what to do and that's it guys the top 10 most useless jutsus in Naruto but what do you guys think what deserves the top spot tell me in the comments below and while you're down there please for me like this video subscribe to the page and hit that Noti button guys you probably all follow them already but if you guys don't follow swaggy already pop on over to his page and drop a follow he's been doing this a lot longer than me and he's definitely one of my Inspirations in this field so swag thank you so much for coming on today's video man it was a pleasure getting to create with you fortunately for you this isn't the last time you'll be seeing the hammer Cog a collaboration we are also going to be posting a top 10 strongest jutsus in all of Naruto over on swag's page so take this opportunity to go over there drop a follow and check out our newest video laughs [Music] [Music]

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Length: 27min 37sec (1657 seconds)

Published: Sun May 07 2023