The Worst Dates You've Seen At A Restaurant (r/AskReddit)

waiters and waitresses of reddit what is the most awkward couple date you have ever witnessed at work a girl hit on me in front of her bf when I was serving the bf walked off after staring her off and the girl awkwardly sat there alone for a while I asked a girlfriend to take over her table cuz it was too awkward I work at a dinner theater and we usually do proposals where we set up a random draw where the winner comes up on the stage to win their prize and are then surprised by their partner who proposes it's usually sweet and makes everybody in the room all fuzzy and warm this one guy wanted to take it further and requested to perform the song he brought his own music and everything we are pretty easygoing at this job so we agreed to let him do it we do the fake draw the woman comes up on stage in front of a room of 400 people and the music starts to play apparently this guy was a little nervous and he compensated by having a few drinks so what follows is a slurred performance of a song written by this guy that seemed to focus on how he was sorry for cheating on this woman with her sister and at the end of it he gets down on one knee and proposes usually this gets a round of applause encouraging the person to say yes but not after that train wreck of a performance the poor woman was just holding her face the entire time and starts shaking her head and says no what's wrong with you she storms off and leaves him and our stage manager on stage to a bunch of murmuring from the audience the only thing our stage manager can think of to say on mic is well that's that the guy ended up staying for the rest of the show and had many more drinks that was years ago and it still remains one of the quickest things I've ever seen first date I would estimate college-age they're eating and the girl says I'm having a really nice time [ __ ] my friend just texted me and asked me if I wanted to hang out and I said yes so I actually have to go ouch couple came into the restaurant dressed very goth I wasn't their server but I was running the cash register just a few feet away they proclaimed to everyone that they were energy vampires but not to fear them because they won't hurt us they said they didn't need our food for sustenance but enjoyed the tasted after ordering the meal they then politely asked the waitress if she would stick around for a second so they could feed off of her aura so they could have enough energy for the night the waitress said ok and gave me a side glance over her shoulder that I knew meant I better get a good tip for this the couple clasped each other's hands close their eyes and made sucking sounds for a solid minute before leaning back in the seats and sighing as if they had just had a turkey dinner the waitress was indeed tipped well for her delicious energy late to the party but I will share my story had a couple come in one night and everything seemed to be going fine we just hired a new sever who was training and I asked her if she had any questions she was still nervous about greeting tables so I told her she could shadow me and watch what I do we go over to the couple's table and all I hear from the new server is he freaking be I knew you were cheating on Emmy turns out the guy was her BF on a date with his side-chick and he didn't know she just got a job there she didn't get fired for what she said I hope she adopted that as her greeting for every table when I was bartending this guy came into the bar on a weeknight average looking guy late 20s he sat down and asked for a drink and told me he was nervous because it was his first date in three years and they had met on tinder he arrived twenty minutes before her expected arrival to get rid of some of his nerves two hours passed and he waited for her with no text or call explaining she would be late this woman walks in walks up to the guy and I'm thinking wow she really came dot she looks at him and says eh you Joe the guy replies yes and gets up to properly greet her looking incredibly excited she says no and just leaves what a foul creature Joe not his real name and I proceeded to get way too drunk for a Tuesday poor average Joe way too drunk for a Tuesday if God didn't want us to get blitzed on a Tuesday he wouldn't have given us tequila to wash down our attackers I worked at a fondue place 1.52 our meals for two people for courses the works couple came in and he had pre-arranged with us to present an engagement ring with the chocolate course with melted chocolate on the plate spelling will you marry me also roses and other embellishments on the plate apparently the entire meal she was explaining to him how bad he was at being in a relationship too needy too emotional somehow also didn't spend enough time with her and wasn't connecting with her it was an hour-long breakup speech we come around the corner with candles lit in the chocolate fondue and the engagement ring on the plate the table next to them did everything they could to wave us off I was holding a camera to capture the magical moment which never came he tried to get his prepared remarks out but it was so bad we eventually left the dessert at the table and tried to act like nothing had happened she left before the check came husband and wife fight wife cried husband got up and threw a pizza slice at her face I cry about a lot of things but if my bf threw a pizza in my face I'd be freakin livid date seemed going well but the guy was nervous and fidgety he was rocking back on his chair a little as he would talk and eventually flew too close to the Sun toppled his chair backwards and knocked himself out cold and peed his pants he had to be taken out of the dining room on a stretcher over the span of 20 minutes while his tinder date did the honorable thing and immediately went to the bar and ordered shots we gave them to her on the house toppled his chair backwards and knocked himself out cold oh crap and peed his pants oh crap what old friend I guess you could call this a couple date I was working as a wine bar when a married couple sat down on a pretty slow night I went over the specials and they ordered once appetizers came out the man thought it would be a good idea to serve his wife divorce papers I did my best to avoid that side law of the bar I did bring out tissues for the wife who was breaking down I ended up boxing up the dinner the guy paid but I do not envy that ride home this happened to someone I know it was a complete surprise to her he had never once mentioned divorce things seemed to be going okay between them and then one night he took her out to dinner and told her he had already started the paperwork they had been married something like 15 years - served a deaf couple having a fight they went from both of them signing furiously to her crying and signaling to me for a stack of napkins for I assumed her tears she whips out a pen and starts writing paragraph after paragraph angrily it was awkward because I kept having to come back to the table since they ordered multiple courses and he was just eating and signing while she was hunched over the table writing away while crying when they finally left they tipped me pretty well though so I guess it wasn't too bad I remember a deaf guy who used to have a bit of a chip on his shoulder he'd kind of seek out the staff and make a big deal out of not being understood backfired when my friend served him and signed really frickin well according to her he could barely sign at all and he just stood there awkwardly with the rug pulled out from under him idk if this counts but when I was a waitress at Olive Garden one of my tables was going over their divorce paperwork but when I greeted the table I asked how everyone was in the woman said terrible we are getting a divorce like WTF do I say to that one of my first jobs in New York was managing a lounge cocktail bar in a high-end hotel at around 3 or 4 o clock a guy that looked pretty cheesy slicked back hair bad suit etc came up to me and demanded that he get that window table tonight for his date he had a reservation for 8:00 p.m. I explained to him that I can't guarantee at e.t.c e.t.c and he slipped me four hundred dollars with the how about now looking which I eventually caved in and told him that I'd take care of it he then pulled another stack of hundreds and started counting them in front of me while asking if I could go a little extra by coming over to the table when he was there with the date and pretend that I knew him from a movie at this point if I've gone this far why not sure enough he rolled around later in the evening with a blonde bimbo and after they'd had a glass of champagne I approached the tables around them checked on how they were doing before going over to him and did the whole how are you enjoying your evening and before walking off I did an oscar-worthy double take with aw are you by any chance you must be at which point he had this doubt she smiled lapping up the recognition he was getting from this young dude he'd just paid off most importantly for him though it works she was loving it and they left shortly after and he slipped me another six hundred dollars on the way out was totally expecting him to be a douche and leave a crappy no tip on the bill guy might have acted like a douche but at least he had the cash to support the act was a cocktail waitress at a bar in a high-end restaurant a couple years ago this couple comes in right around peak hours guy looks annoyed girl looks really excited the whole time the girl is trying to talk to this guy and he's completely ignoring her he gets a call and talks on the phone for a good ten minutes hangs up and starts talking to anyone around him but her he's getting more and more drunk and starts hitting on the female bartender and eventually the cocktail waitresses myself included telling us he could get to Seoul much better jobs in Atlanta the girl he's on a date with has started crying at this point and once he actually notices he yells at the bartender because it was obviously restaurant for her being upset she yells at him to stop yelling at the bartender because he's been such an awful date and he goes off tells her he didn't even want to eat here she should have picked a better place and he isn't paying for her food and drinks he then tells her that she didn't look fat in her picture and he wouldn't have asked her out if he'd known she was that big probably met online kind of thing she retreats to the bathroom and the guy continues to make a scene another girl at the bar and I go to check on her while the tenders and manager try to deal with him the girl is super upset and I tell her there's a back door she can leave through and I can get her tab from the bartender I go back out and the guy had already stormed out and refused to pay leaving his date whether nearly $200 check she didn't have the money to pay so a couple of the bar regulars covered it made the whole night super awkward and stressful definitely one of the more memorable experiences of that place bar regulars being bras in law school I always worked the Sunday morning shift at the restaurant in town and it was always sooo dead but I'd bring home work so it was mostly okay every other week this couple would come in and order G and T's and nachos and sit for hours talking about how attracted they were to each other their sex life and would joke about sneaking around and whatnot I never thought much of it until one day I walked into the dining room from the kitchen and saw the lady had already been seated in a booth facing me her dudes pulled head was across from her facing away from me I approached the table about to ask the lovebirds if they wanted their usual when the do turned around and I T was a different dude the lady looked at me sheepishly as he mentioned to me it was his wife's birthday and there had never been at my restaurant before LeMay Oh like how do you even react in such a situation really little guy maybe five foot four 120 pounds comes in with a gigantic woman probably six feet tall and easily 300 pounds both tatted the freak up with piercings to match the woman orders her dish and before I get a guy's order he says in a sexy voice I think you want more than that she smirks at him says you know I do and orders three more entrees this was clearly a thing for them they seemed incredibly happy together and became regulars at my restaurant I feel like I played a not insignificant role in this bizarre couples eating fetish for like three years there was a couple at my work having drinks girl went to the toilet came back and admitted that she'd been sleeping with the guy's brother apparently glasses were thrown across the room and they both got kicked out LEM do some lines before I lay this on him I had a mid-forties man with a young and attractive mid-twenties woman sitting at the bar they were engaging in small talk and ordering drinks nothing out of the ordinary after possibly 45 minutes a lady storms into the bar and immediately goes up to them she grabs the man by the shoulder and says you you se and walks out the man turned to his perceived Dayton says yet she does that and then left the room leaving his date to sit there staring blankly into oblivion until she left odd kinky couples foreplay sucks for the random chick though just a porn in there naughty game not exactly a date but I served a couple one time who had met up to discuss the terms of their divorce at the fanciest restaurant I worked at at the time they came before the dinner rush so they were pretty much my only table and every time I check in on them the wife was extremely angry tearful and they were bickering about holiday schedules for their daughter timeshares etc it wasn't the end of the world but it was extremely awkward to button to change our their Forks or refill drinks while they were so emotionally charged seems like they were handling the situation much better than a lot of couples though a girl brought two tinder dates and played them off each other game show style they seemed to be unaware this was what would happen splitting the bill was hilarious I was really hoping you going to end it with the guys left her there and went over to the bar together was a bartender waiter a few years back and I was delivering some food to her table to find out that it was my ex and her new boyfriend sitting at the table we had only stopped seeing each other a month earlier so it was incredibly awkward for everyone I'd say that she did it on purpose I was at one of these fancy speakeasy type bars they started opening up installing a new invoice printer for their point-of-sale system waiting for the printer firmware and driver to install can take 30 or 40 minutes on slower computers so I'm people watching as I'm standing there watching bars fill up I notice a gorgeous blonde in her late 20s is sitting with a very well manicured looking guy in his mid 40s he's dressed like he just left a high-dollar law firm and she looks like she's going to a fancy professional cocktail party after their date he is polite talkative and super into her but you can tell that she isn't reciprocating the feelings to be honest by the look on her face she's anywhere but in that bar at the moment the guy goes to the bathroom and she quickly picks up her phone and frantically calls someone and begs for pickup ASAP the gist of the call was the guy was her mother's kill worker into her mother had set the date up and our girl really wasn't feeling it about 15 minutes later a guy around her age comes in throws some cash on the table and excuses them she cites some vague emergency and is escorted out the older guy continues drinking 140 dollars tab note that I'm standing at their main cash register and starts flirting with the waitress fails to get her number pays an exact change without tipping and leaves ding everybody had a bad night this trashy couple I served with disgusting people to begin with and to top it off the woman was trying to be sneaky and jerk him off under the table unfortunately I saw this happening and just pretended like nothing was happening because I didn't want to deal with it when I was waitressing in college I witnessed the single most embarrassing thing to happen to a person to date right in the middle of their dinner and in the middle of our Friday night dinner rush this poor guy stands up taps his wineglass to get everyone's attention and then proceeds to tow everyone was fantastic person his GF is how much he loves her and how lucky he is to have her in his life the whole time this is happening she is just sitting there watching him with the most boring look on her face it was so weird kind of like yeah tell me something I don't know then poor guy pulls out a ring gets on one knee and asks her to marry him she gives him the most disgusted look imaginable and says this is the ring you expect me to say yes to are you [ __ ] could you be any cheaper then she gets up and walks out leaving the poor guy just kneeling there I didn't charge him for the meal bro dodged a bullet there working at a Chili's on Valentine's Day the girl gave me her number with her boyfriend in the bathroom I came back and had to deal with her being sweet to him and nice the rest of the dinner but I did not call or text her just was weird every time she'd look me in the eyes following oh heck that just reminded me of a friend and a girl he was going out with she was eyeing flirting with this other guy at bar he got up and walked over to the guy brought him back over to her introduced them and walked out no anger no drama just walked out it was freaking hilarious to see it of course she chased after him apologizing he dropped her that evening SH HHH liked this video but do it quietly so you don't wake up the sleeping papa if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video or 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Length: 17min 52sec (1072 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 04 2019