...And That's Why We Had to Put This Sign Up

what is your favorite and that's why we had to put this sign up story his first day of kindergarten my brother thought he could escape during recess by trying to climb this massive chain link fence he got up about eight feet before the lunged ladies noticed and disciplined him the aide sent him to the principal's office and when questioned why he did it my little smartest five-year-old brother replied that there was no sign that said you can't climb it there is now a sign was chatting with students in the lounge area when all of a sudden we hear an incredibly loud bang it turns out that another new student had been texting while walking to our center's demo room and totally missed the fact that the room's walls are all panes of glass so she ultimately face planted in front of me and my group not the first time this has happened but this was enough to warrant a caution glass ahead sign there's a glass door in a control tower at miami international airport that has a caution door sign on it for similar reasons i was the one who walked into it from my father he was eating at a seafood restaurant and had to pee there was a sign on the door to the bathroom that said something like if you ate this dish then wash your hands before using the bathroom my father being male and my father laughed it off and stepped inside to use the urinal there was a moment when he was peeing and fine and then there became the moment when he felt like his dong was on fire so he ran to the sinks instead splashing water on his junk which also splashed his face so he in a very home alone style grabbed his face in an omg fashion which then started to burn his eyes so he was there for a very long time splashing water up and down trying to control the burn eventually he returned to the table paid and left colin obviously there was a reason why the sign existed and he was just an extension of it back when i was a kid there was a roadside park we picnics at where a guy chasing a frisbee jumped a fence not realizing that those were not bushes on the other side but the tops of trees growing from the base of a 30-foot cliff but so anyway that's how that park came to have signs every 10 feet on the fence warning of the drop through my cousin who managed a restaurant for years on the hostess stand at the front they had a sign that said we smoke our meats with premium applewood a small bowl of the wood chips they used placed right in front of it the amount of people who would take a wood chip and try to eat it were staggering it got to the point they had to keep a bag of the wood chips in the cabinet of the hostess stand people would sometimes put them in their mouth and spit it out embarrassed and try to cover it up some would laugh and say i shouldn't have had that last drink others would turn around double down and try to give the saliva covered chip to the hostess then complain that these mints are disgusting so there is now another sign beside the bowl that says wood chips do not eat in red letters makes for fun conversation every night for the hostesses seating people who are new to the restaurant unfortunately they still need to keep an extra bag of wood chips in the stand and people still think they look like a great after dinner snack and now when the double downers complain the hostess just points to the sign and laughs people never cease to amaze at a seminar on new colostomy supplies there was a sticker on the colostomy bag collar the part your modified intestine sticks through stating that the colostomy was not to be used for sexual pleasure i don't know the backstory but according to a doctor i know it's disturbingly common for people to catch stds in their colostomy hole because uh well i had to learn that so you'll do too i work at the dining hall at my university and was cleaning the salad bar when i noticed a small fire coming from our toaster oven after running to find my manager we eventually put it out turns out some guy stuck a piece of pie in there with a paper plate and the entire thing bursted into flames please only put bread in the toaster became the new sign we have one of those at work hotel guests can be hella dumb because since the very first day we got this fancy butt toaster that works like a conveyor belt people try to put everything through it paper plates waffles with syrup eggs pastries y'all if you wouldn't put it in a standard toaster don't put it in this one it still melts and burns things we had to put a sign up a few years back at my job on one of those automated sample machines it was dispensing small tins of caesar's dog food very clearly advertised as such and a woman approached myself and a co-worker asking us why she and her two children just ate dog food i felt the only response to her was because you fed it to their management didn't approve of that answer so we had to put up a sign i would have asked them if they liked it lol one day i noticed that they had drained cleaned and refilled the pool of my apartment complex a few days later i noticed a new sign on the pool area gate that said persons with active diarrhea or who have had diarrhea in the past 48 hours are not permitted to enter the pool i've also seen this sign of spas people be nasty my husband and i moved into our first home it was a completely renovated amazingly cool house we knew the previous owner flipped it and it was a bona fide bachelor pad leather bar pinball machine blue under lighting in the kitchen's bathroom hot tub the whole nine yards a few weeks after moving in we noticed people kept stopping by the house asking for alex we told them he didn't live here anymore and they always would ask if we had his new address they were nice enough but it was starting to get annoying one tuesday evening around 11 o'clock we were falling asleep on the couch and all of a sudden some guy strung out appeared in our living room he opened the sliding door right next to us and walked in asking for alex my husband stood up and was like wtf alex doesn't live here anymore tell all your friends and the guy left we learned the next day from our neighbors that alex was the local drug kingpin in the area and frequently had his unsavory clientele over to pick up product here at all hours of the day night that weekend we put up a sign that said alex doesn't live here went out and got a massive rottweiler we named him alex not necessarily a sign we put up but worked with an assistant manager at sonic who had poured degreaser in her drink and proceeded to drink it to claim that someone had tried poisoning her and of course upon reviewing the infamous non-working camera system and watching her poison herself every employee at that point had to sign paperwork stating we would not drink cleaning chemicals i promise not to poison myself on company property i work in an office and in the bathroom we have a sign that says please don't flush printer paper throw your divorce papers in the trash now every time someone in our office has to use a bathroom we say i gotta go flush the divorce papers someone shot in a urinal every block over the course of two weeks without anyone noticing after it was cleaned a sign was put up saying please do not put things in the urinal the sign was promptly found inside the urinal one day before i became a manager at my mcds i found crap all over the urinal up the sides and everything like right before i was supposed to clock out i didn't say anything and clocked out on time near my old city there was a street sign that roughly said when translated don't cross here you could die eventually it became don't cross here someone already died saw a sign like that near a waterfall on our honeymoon it said something to the effects of 15 people have died here after leaving the path and falling on the slippery rocks definitely got my attention i live in vancouver where the incident happened where the sea lion grabbed that girl and dragged her underwater and the grandpa had to save her in the area where that happened there's a sign that says no feeding the sea lions as a visual depiction haven't been back in a while but i'm pretty sure it's still there yes i noticed the signs appeared there shortly afterward i'm from richmond my stepdad worked at a shipping yard and they had to put cylindrical tanks in one of two spots indicating whether they were full of gas or empty so one day the boss asks a guy to wield two signs one saying full and the other saying empty this guy wasn't all there and he did create the signs and showed them off to the boss the first one was well made full it said the second one mt they all found it so funny they kept it that way three times over the winter i took my kid to the zoo and there was a volunteer standing at a certain spot of the guerrilla enclosure showing one of the guerrillas videos on her phone he was very interested in videos of other gorillas and it was mental stimulation for him she would tell us the gorilla would sit very close to the glass to see her phone she was dressed just like a volunteer and talked like one too turns out she wasn't a volunteer turns out watching youtube is bad for gorillas there is now a sign saying don't show videos to the gorillas it has a negative impact on their relationship with their family they see hotter gorillas on tv and develop unreasonable standards for their wives slowly becoming emotionally distant there is a sign on the way to my grandparents house that had a picture of a cow falling off of a cliff oh to a car because there is a cattle field on the cliff above the road and at least three cows have fallen to their and an unlucky driver's death i don't see what use the sign is though being aware of the potential for falling cows doesn't help you to avoid them at the college i went to there was a sign on the men's bathroom in one building that said please don't use your feet to flush the toilets because some do drop kicked a toilet in an attempt to flush it i've never laughed so hard reading a sign in my life at a previous workplace please do not put toilet paper in the urinal with a graffiti edition no tp just pp i'm a little confused as to why this sign was needed they had to put up a large sign at a local nursing home saying basically don't let people out the daughter outside without checking with staff evidently a resident in a gown and wheelchair asked a visitor to hold the door with an alarm and a keypad code to open open for them and the person did the staff ran out and got the patient at the end of the driveway about to push out into traffic the visitor actually said i didn't know she wasn't allowed out this is a second third hand story so i dk the validity it's not really a unique situation but one of my favorite bars has signs in the bathroom that say we don't poop in your art box don't art in our poop box people massively bringing dogs to the park despite of the big no dogs sign the locals say the sign is too high and dogs cannot see it but dogs actually can look up so they should know better [Music] mainland chinese tourists crapping in and around the louvre they had to put signs up in mandarin that say that these areas are not placed to defecate as someone from mainland china i'm almost always disgusted by our country's tourists there's this knick-knack shop in my hometown that has a decorative basket of colorful beads soaps or whatever and above it they had this sign that said do not eat because years ago there was some kid that tried to eat them and kept popping them into his mouth one after another i was like five and they looked like some dope butt candy don't you judge me when signing a lease for an apartment in college the landlord mentioned you'll probably see some funny things in there the one i had to ask about said something to the effect of komalessi shall agree to not run internal combustion engines inside the dwelling the landlord started putting that's in his leases after walking in on a guy working on and running his motorcycle in the middle of his living room so for some reason in my neighborhood people systematically seem to target our mailbox when they are out walking their dogs their dogs need to pee this has built into an issue as it has rotted the wood out and we've already replaced the post once because of this so put up a big flamboyant sign that reads warning chemically treated hazardous to animals it's done its job and of course there's no actual hazard you could just say known to cause cancer and birth defects in the state of california and you wouldn't even be lying we have a sign on our fuel island raised concrete with the fuel pumps on it that you cannot walk on it to get across you have to walk around someone was going to walk across it fell and broke their hip also there's now a fencing to stop you i can understand these words but i am not sure what they means my favorite mostly because it happened to me but not because it was a great experience lol when i was about six we lived across the street from a park and my sister and i would go play over there all the time of course on this particular summer day we had our best friends over who also happen to be sisters my best friend and i decide to go back across the street to get some popsicles and my mother is across the street to supervise the crossing this was a useless effort because i had stepped between the cars parked on my side of the street to check if the coast was clear i was too short to see over them and i got hit by a car i was in the hospital for a month because my skull was cracked for the second time in my life lol anyway after that they put up a sign that said slow children at play we moved shortly after all this but it's still there and whenever i pass it i am reminded that it's there because of emmy dr boiler room sucks if you close it fully the maintenance guy literally is to crowbar it open i'm the maintenance guy now there's a sign that says do not close door completely or maintenance literally as to crowbar it open [Music] once a toilet was so severely clogged they tried everything but it was impossible to fix it so plumbers came and opened the whole pipe to fix it surprisingly a slipper was found inside the toilet and no one knew what happened to the slipper to be found inside a toilet pipe so they posted the sign saying not to flush anything except what to be expected to flush not a sign but i was going through a military school in alabama when a classmate asked for a ride to a local bar so she could line dance it was her preferred exercise and she was jonesing so i took her being the only person available with a pog privately owned vehicle she danced for a couple of hours teach a new line dance night on a wednesday as i recall then i said it was time to go back to our lodging because i was tired i added that i would be leaving town that weekend but i'd noticed a mechanical bull in the corner it was just sitting there that night but i bet they had it going on the weekend and all she had to do was tell the fighter pilots in the room about the mechanical bull and she would have a ride to the bar to line dance to her hearts content that weekend she agreed it was a good idea i came back monday morning and was met by a couple of greetings that went something like did you hear about james i said no and they said they had to hurry but we could talk later i caught the third person who said that and asked what specifically had happened she began with well see amy suggested this great bar across town where there was a mechanical bull turns out james had ridden well and long being fairly athletic and having not had much to drink and they had cranked up the volume if you follow he'd been doing great until his right foot had become wedged between the pedestal and the saddle at precisely the moment he had pitched his body left to come to balance the book of the saddle and snap snap the x-ray showed that he'd snapped both lower leg bones and the fibula was aligned with the tibia while the lower tibia was tenting his skin he ended up on a morphing drip for a while along with some bolts and stuff in his leg anyway in a roundabout way thanks to me the air force now includes mechanical bull on their list of risky dangerous activities on holiday in tenerife my dad took me to a park thing where you could feed these little spider monkeys well this monkey was chilling on my dad's shoulder and suddenly i hear him yell and the monkey just goes flying up to the top of a tree well it turned out my dad had a mole on his neck like quite a big raised one and this monkey had bitten it clean off like it was sat in the top of its tree just chewing it like gum went back the next year and they had a badly hand-drawn sign of a man with a big mole on his neck saying danger or something like that they remembered my dad from the year before and made him take photos with the sign and everything my dad's mole is the reason they had to put up that sign hey complimentary mole removal just gotta pour alcohol on it afterward to deter would be burglars everyone in the neighborhood put up beware of the dog signs yet not one person had a dog only cats ours says dog is not muzzled after dark i'm a high school football coach and our games have a concession stand the proceeds help the school and the team we had a guy who started selling drinks and food in the bleachers undercutting the concession stands pricing we asked him to stop again and again and finally had to put a sign up warning against third parties selling anything during games [Music] at the high school i graduated from prior to a field trip teachers were acquired pass out a list of items that you could not take on the trip one of these was citrus fruits some banned kids had previously injected oranges with vodka i really wanted to know the full story on how they figured that one out it's always a band kids was walking down the street while traveling and spotted a sign that read steal the sign so we naturally acquired it and gave it a new home in our yard where a friend stole it and put it in their yard where another friend stole it and another and another where eventually after traveling across state lines and around town more than once it was stolen by someone never to be seen again i once saw the sign at the register of a pizza joint in ny that said only ask for defibrillator if you need it i can only imagine the episode of recreational defibrillation that prompted that went to a public bathroom in chinatown in l.a and there was a sign that said please stop standing on the toilet management in english as well as an asian language and with pictures and like man i get it squatty potties are a thing but i had to laugh because it was just not what i expected also it didn't work because there were footprints on the toilet seat coma chinatown common asian language my stepdad's buddy from law school is a judge apparently a defendant's friend once came by to support him in court and went through the security checkpoint empty contents of pockets into tray was what the sign said and empty his pockets is what the guy did except inside his pockets was a gram of coke this dude was soapy that the police stole his property you could hear the commotion in the courtroom to the pd's dismay the judge insisted that one of the signs saying no drugs alcohol concealed weapons etc beyond this point be placed right in front of the checkpoint apparently this happened every once in a while and why ruin the fund said judge is quietly libertarian and doesn't believe in non-violent drug crime so he didn't want it happening if he could help it cool guy big zepplin fan when i worked the dairy section at a local grocery chain i was having constant issues with customer service rentering frozen goods pizza meals ice cream etc to the dairy cooler causing items a spice cream to melt and make taking care of damages donations and absolute pain cause it would drain over everything underneath it no matter how many times i asked service managers to talk to their employees or staff returning product it was still an issue first i put a sign over the damages to try to get their attention so i put a second one at eye level on the door and that solved 90 of the issues but one day i came back from break to find two cartons of ice cream on top of my damages literally inches below my second sign the worst part was had they been placed there at a different time one was completely torn open and would have leaked half a gallon over my damages making an utterly crappy mess for me to clean up i've since changed positions but both signs are still on the door and in the cooler just because people are too lazy to walk 10 feet to open the freezer door or too stupid to realize frozen goods melt in a dairy cooler a busy street i work on in london got changed from a one-way to a two-way street i've almost walked into two buses on the first day it was finished in the office we had to put the main road is now two-way please look at both sides of the road when crossing at the front door i always looked both ways before crossing a one-way street in front of my old workplace my co-workers would laugh at me for it but the number of cars i'd witnessed going the wrong way down it was concerning so my family goes camping for two weeks every year one year when i was young there was a sign that said all dogs must have leashes and it had an image of a dog on a leash with no one holding the leash keep this in mind we're setting up camp and the forest ranger stops by and our dogs are walking around freely not causing any issues just sniffing around as dogs do the ranger goes up to my mom and says your dogs need to be on leashes to which my mom points out they are wearing leashes she calls them over and the leashes are hooked on but no one is holding them the ranger is dumbfounded and says i think you're supposed to be holding it she plays dumb and says oh well the sign didn't say or show that my mother is a college-educated woman she isn't done by any means she knew what she was doing and did it anyways because it was funny the ranger leaves and we don't hear anything else fast forward to the next year the sign was updated and had someone holding the leash of the dog this time if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] bye for now

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Id: 31nJ2V0m1S4

Length: 23min 31sec (1411 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 27 2021