The Try Guys Rank The Jonas Brothers - The TryPod Ep. 26

bramble thank you two simple contacts and feels for sponsoring today's episode [Music] hey everyone welcome to the tripod where the try guys it's Keith hey it's Zack whoa it's Ned hi hi and miles yo we are going to talk about so many wonderful things today you wrote in to our special Gmail when you happen to be inebriated and of course over 21 so we will be reading those out and reacting to questions of course we just got back from our Pacific Northwest tour dates the closing night of the legends of the internet in Seattle it was epic it was crazy it was nutso people were like there's videos of people singing along to the playlist like 20 minutes before the show even started not just singing they were up and there's Smash Mouth all-star apparently we should have played that before we went on stage at every single city we were backstage getting ready and all of people singing as loud as they could screaming hey now here in Austin it really gave me that was like the energy I needed to just knock that show out of the park it was probably our most perfect shows technically perfect the audience volunteers were awesome the audience itself was incredible so towards the finale one first of all Ned and I were sick probably that whole weekend Ned especially you had a Orloff and every time you went to sing yeah it's like oh well I had to sing an octave lower than normal because it any time I started going like there it is yeah yeah though I sing all my songs down here also there's a there's a couple points to the show where I get to like set up something and make Ned laugh in a horrific way and I forgot three nights in a row that I was making him do these very challenging high-pitched laughs that then made him coffee yeah me laughing just normally will make me trigger a coughing fit but laughing in a funny character voice definitely yeah it's like a it's been lasting for awhile about two weeks so I drank normally about four or five bottles of water during our show but this show because I was sick I probably drank like nine just every second I was off stage I was trucking one to two bottles and at the very end of the show we have this emotional like ballad song and it's this beautiful moment of song where you you can surprise yourself and we harmonize dance with the cute and we like floating to each other in the middle of the stage it's the big finale of our final show and I go to sing that line and I vomited in my mouth I just I don't know if it was all the liquid or the ill feeling and so I go you can and I caught it in my mouth and I'm looking at the audience and like every eye is on me and I just held that line mmm and I just swallowed it and I kept it together and I sang the second line and I finished that five yeah why would you tell us this because now we're so upset that you actually didn't vomit hilarious this would have been a project I was I felt it it was a missile that came up from out of nowhere and I didn't eat anything I don't eat five hours before the show it wasn't like some bad scallops or something like that usually people say vomit in your mouth as like you know a turn of phrase but you literally vomited in your mouth Oh swallowed it back then ya know it shot up and I hit a lot it would you say that you surprised yourself and you know what I did so well that I did find pride in myself well I had a little bit of a crazy customs adventure did I tell you guys about this it's crazy I'm got a gist of it but we don't know the deep well so we had difficulty shipping our t-shirts all of our merchandise into Canada because it's an international place there's a border crossing NAFTA all this stuff and so we figured we would just carry it by hand we could we packed a whole bunch of like sweatshirts and like t-shirts we have posters and we're like carrying them through customs and here's the critical decision do we declare it and say hey we're bringing in this merchandise we intend to sell it we put some sort of a tax or do we just tryna slide on through say we have nothing to declare basically do we smuggle t-shirts into Canada three of us kept walking through three of us did not declare anything and one of us who wanted to follow the rules and not get thousands of dollars worth of fines just in case because we do as a group kind of banned looking sort of group of people might be willing to ask some questions anyways I declared it and then I went to a separate line Keith did you even see it as an option yeah okay you to belittle you are you bringing along like goods with the intent to sell / distribute and I was like no is there a bag of receiving check long as it is ya know so I said yes and so everyone is like flying through cuz it's the us-canada border it's probably one of the chillest borders out there it's shiny I mean it is moderately chill you know we all know a Canadian friend who's student visa ran out and they got into a bad bad situation but generally it's a pre chill border when you enter the country they go welcome sorry yeah so they were everyone's just streaming through nothing to declare nothing to declare nothing to declare I go to then a separate counter and this isn't just like someone at a placard this is like a man in a booth and he's still he's just the nicest he's like okay so you're going to do a show Oh a show a but and I and so you said you had some commercial goods with you but it's not that much right I was like yeah no it's not that much he was like okay so like since it's just like props and costumes you're not selling anything right I'm like well no no I am selling something he's like yeah but you're not you know like selling a whole like a large amount at least like what's the value of what you're selling so I say you know a number and he's like ah oh it's like a couple thousand dollars he's like oh I don't oh gosh oh you know oh it's really right on the border there you really want to use light and nothing more he's like his face was begging me to just light and like listen to me dude I'm not looking for you there's a dude next to you who has a 20 pound bag of just weird devices yeah I don't want to stop you so then he's like okay well you know that amount you should probably go to the cashier and then I go to the cashier these two sweet young women they are try guys fans they're super excited and they say okay well we're gonna have to charge duty on this I'm like oh okay but I'm not actually the seller Live Nation is the seller maybe they were supposed to pay for it and they're like well we're not sure so we'll send you we'll just you can go on ahead and someone else will verify your bag so I think maybe now these are guys are try guys fans that letting me off without having to pay my duty tax which first of all that's a funny word it's a very duty can we take a moment I don't know how the government expects the whole world not to laugh at that so all of these really nice customs agents they're saying nothing but sorry and a-and I think I'm gonna get past join my friends and then the verification area they say okay you need to go into the verification area and that's when it all went bad I got into the danger area for bad people oh this is the detainment area for nasty you know people aired up this some bad stuff do you see other criminals in there yeah criminal just needed to verify the amount of tax duty tax I had to pay one guys and there's like I just want to travel on vacation to Canada with my six thousand snails I don't see what the big deal is it's just me and wife's not a criminal it was suddenly everyone was a lot less nice all the chairs were a lot less comfortable and everyone there is having a very difficult conversation there's one guy he's like on the verge of tears he's speaking through a translator and this poor guy the customs agent is grilling him saying so you're saying you've been a student since 2007 you're taking online courses but you don't know what they are are you staying over staying your visa yes or no and he's like uh uh it's like do you speak English yes or no it's like it's like grilling this guy you know student since 2007 it's 20 19 12 years probably is overstating great place I'm sure he's doing great things but yeah it was like it was suddenly I'm looking around and there's this one guys crying this one guys yelling at him and then on the other end there's a guy that's like okay we're gonna deport you oh you're on the next flight out we have a flight at 2:30 do you want a sandwich before you go there's one somebody is getting straight-up deported from Canada right now and two they're offering them a free sandwich which is kind of nice a silver lining have you had an airport sandwich before they had more layer not go from this like really nice everyone's really friendly to like this is the the intense area where customs agents are doing a difficult job of deciding who gets to come in and who doesn't and what sort of goods get to come in and I look over there's someone the unzip a suitcase there's all these like weird like you know the whole suitcase is filled with these strange peppers I have like Chinese lettering on them they're they're like bursting overflowing I've out of these like Ruxin things like what's that guy doing with all those peppers I would like so anyways custom agent comes over they unzip my bags they look they find that there's t-shirts in there I say the value no the dollar value amount they say okay that looks about the right amount and then I I pay my duty tax did you get a sandwich on the way out no they did they kept me there for maybe 45 minutes wasn't sandwich worthy mm-hmm that's pretty polite of them to offer a Sammie before you go though I'm sure it's probably just a like a legal thing yeah passes out on a 12-hour flight home because he hasn't eaten these are like those stories that you hear about you know especially in the us-mexico border that's even you know far far worse yeah then you got through with all those peppers right yeah oh yeah me and the pepper guy I go way back when you when you check into Vancouver they ask if you want to declare any marijuana and I was like no but could I like I have I could fly here with Mary Jane I'm like okay it's federally legal so I wonder how they they like I can you just say yeah border with it like that seems but you can't cross back it seems like a trap you can't cross back if you're only crossing into Washington because Washington is is state legal I don't know I don't know it's like it's tough to say because that federal state differences always tricky because the airlines TSA is federal but sometimes they like abide by state policies like in the airports it's weird but you guys are done with your tour as a feel you're finished that show will never be done that way again yeah yeah I feel surreal because we started in June and now it's finally done yeah now it's cold out you know this is the weirdest rise up yeah weird this summer because it was the Summer of try but it felt like there was enough summer but I didn't do anything summery and really getting I didn't go down a waterslide not a single [ __ ] waterslide you normally do that I try to at least one you good slide had he gone - litter bong I could have we didn't have the time for that don't have time for you were always going going going in none of the hotels that we stay didn't had water slides a few times that we did have hotels I didn't even get in the pool oh I think I got in my apartment pool once only once what's like the the biggest entertainment thing you've done for yourself this whole summer because we've really been working pretty consistent maintenance thing from myself I went to Disneyland I love Disneyland you went to Star Wars I finally went to Star Wars land oh it's so cool it was only half built but it was still so cool did you do a pilot thing Keith said to do yeah we went in the single rider line and we just got lucky in the pirates pilot seat Millennium Falcon they are pirates that's to make the jump to hyperspace like I have a question that's a little bit of a segue but I it's very distracting me Eugene where's your other dog oh she's at the dentist right now he's at the dog dentist I need to go to the dentist yeah wait what do you do at a dog dentist you have to take your dog every year oh really you have to get teeth cleanings did we talk about this am I having deja vu no they were out of that recently oh they went to their dog the doctor I get the shots but how hey there at the cheese and I need to get some shots you need to get a is Maya is Emma more too caught up on her annuals than you guys are yeah I have like three like things from my doctor being like he need to come get these vaccines on the guy yeah yeah yeah don't you get the flu it's just their offices are so far and you can't schedule a time so you just have to go to the lab and a suit and hope they're not busy and like I don't really want to go to lab on a random time and actually be busy and wait forever but cuz I gotta go all the way I gotta go like a 40-minute drive away to go have somebody hurt me I want so I want the shots why can't they come to me I think they have a a roving door-to-door doctor with what they should do food trucks are a huge trend right drugs chuck's yeah doc truck doctrine blood donations yeah I have a bit of a segue Zak why are you rocking that semi Jackson look with the Sunny's inside yeah it's been curious really chill really chill very chill I know that we have a CBD sponsor this episode yeah we're you guys know when your life is just like too late yes my sister is visiting and so I and I'm also sick I'm very sick but my sister's here visiting so am i but you know oh you went to their concert last night we wanted to go see the Jonas Brothers what the night before I went to the Magic Castle and tonight I'm going to Liz oh I'm just living my little litt life Jonas Brothers and Liz oh and three consecutive nights wow you've done more you've done more by yourself than we've all done over the summer yeah that's awesome last night Jones Brothers concert is it weird to say like I'm proud of them well you you've been a mega fan since you were a kid I was never so my sister yeah is the biggest mega fan of the Jonas Brothers I've talked about it before like like on tour she'll see them three nights in a row if they play six nights in a row she'll see them six nights in a row she planned her vacation to come to LA she had to come for work and we're like maybe it should just happen to be when the donor's brothers are playing a concert first of all very exciting they start their show like our show they come out and they're all in like single color outfits they have chosen all pink that's you ned yeah Nixon all green I was very honoured sorry Keith you were not represented on stage it was but Oh keV Joe was all in purple and they come out and like these like silhouettes and it's I was 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just real quick who do you guys think is the hottest Jonas Brother here we got Joe we got Nick who we got the other one hey you know they have em yep yeah okay I'm just gonna be real I'm not being mean Kevin's not winning this lot but Kevin's a Swedish he's the sweetest I will say like Nick's the most famous and Joe's the most handsome right which wasn't typically how it breaks down Nick is married to Priyanka Chopra he's he the Jumanji that's an automatic Jumanji he's Jumanji he's a hottie I mean there's no way he's very little he's small he's not a tall guy but he's beefy yeah yeah he is but you can never work out enough to get taller okay it's just that working out works you only get broader you don't get taller at one point in the show Kevin comes out he's wearing a suit and then he just like rips his jacket off and he's in like a suit tank top and and our friend Alex who you're with goes I think I'm on the hashtag hot keV train Wow but okay everyone that I was with they think that Nick is the hottest and then some of them were saying Joe's not even that hot and I think Joe is super hot I get like I get Nick is charming but I think Joe's got all the I think Joe's cooler Nick's got a better face Joe's taller Joe's the one with the special band that Zayn dnce D + ze Zayn is a totally different guy yeah ok that's one direction ok I requested silence from I think Nick's the hottest I'm looking at them now I think you know describe why why he why do you think Nick's the hottest Ned uh I don't know he's got like a sharp jaw and like more even features the other two guys look a little goofy yeah I don't like the other guys whose faces as much I like Nick's face he's got that jawline in shape the skin tone is nice he's raw seeing this like closely cropped facial hair which like obviously I appreciate ya Joe guy looks like he's been in a the storm right before the photo happened EG knit care to weigh in okay so I know the right answer let me let me dissect this for y'all a little bit so priyanka got great taste she's got wonderful time out tiny episodes with sophie turner yeah yeah yeah they so they have beautiful Legendary's that make joe the new king of the north a well he's well so on prints i think when you look at say a boy band or a girl group or you know any group of people hotness is one way to describe i think more of a full package attractiveness hmm as opposed to many times there's another member who might be more traditionally pretty physically a good look I think Joe is the prettiest I think Joe is the pretty boy but Nick is the hottest Joe Joe has always been how do you remember when they were young - Joe was always the play don't remember when they were young not a fan but I was always the pretty one in person and I think that Nick is more beautiful more handsome but unfortunately very small the same higher keith is the only one who's met them in person which does make me start to trust his hot meter but all you keep saying he's very small is he's smaller than me these like your size but beefier ok so then are you saying that I can't be hot it's tougher for you bro somebody's big every time you see a really really big person aren't you excited like if you get an elevator with a 7-foot tall guy you're like wow you're so big people love it when people are big an important question do you think you're hotter than me yeah almost entirely from high nothing else just the height got it if we switched Heights you'd be hotter especially if you kept your skinniness because you'd be like a slender because remember not so like boyband people but there's also the typically someone who's considered cuter yes especially when you have a group of more than three so you have hot one a good-looking one on a cute one and like the romance and hotness typically takes on like what I would consider like more traditionally masculine traits than people like associate with on is like ruggedness and height yeah beefiness you know that every inch taller you are you make on average eight hundred dollars more a year no way that's why I think true yeah I mean you know it's a correlation well do you know that up but it may also be a causation we uh how many is Trump our 44th president yeah yeah 42 have been over six-foot that's great yeah they're all huge over 60 as well yeah we are a hidest society for sure well yeah Nick is the hottest what'd you say about the cuteness is that they were all the girls were like Oh Nick so cute he's so squishy look at his little face but then anytime they saw his muscles they go oh well no that's that's a traditional evolution many times the youngest cute member in a group who turns hot like the Timberlake's oh yeah yeah it happens often it happens a lot in kpop there's always the young member who gets hot at some point so wait a second that's a nice growth I'm the youngest of us but they're also usually 14 when they start on the yeah yeah just a little late just double that but are you - there's a future where I get super beefy yeah you put on like 40 pounds of muscle I get like my Timothy shall I make glow up I just get get some lbs on is he ripped now no but you want him to you keep talking about this I love Tim is dominating body I mean he's a little he's he's little now but I want him to pack on like a hundred pounds of muscle okay who's hotter Timothy Shiloh Mayor Joe Jonas Timothy sha'lame you're out of your mind sings he's the charisma the baggage I would like beat up a nerd by a locker and Timothy Shami would be that nerd yeah that's true yeah I think I think Timothy's is hotter especially in 2019 Timothy shale may is hot you guys are not finding a photo where Joe doesn't look drenched in water you're a super fan so you have a bias you think they're always hot you know what it was is that my sister chose Nick so I'm like like yes Jose mine no Jose very good-looking but he's not he's not the hot yeah he's not ugly he just looks like wet oh it's like he looks like he's in a leather jacket in the rain I wasn't totally sure what Timothy Chou may look like I was like is that the guy from and now I see some photos I'm like wow he's serving some is there a Abercrombie hot right yeah yeah he could be a poster of epic on his chin can't cut yes Matthew Gray Gubler walked so Timmy could run however Crombie height is like super jacked with with a yeah Timothy just the long hair no no Timothy Timothy is more like I mean American Apparel huh everything is more like a French period hog I think that whole like that that late 90s early 2000s were Abercrombie Hollister and Aeropostale were like the only brands you were apparently wearing in high school and all and no hado the girls shirts had the short sleeve and they have our crumby on it right across the breast our hall they didn't look like Timothy Solomon oh but you go into the store just talk about the story goes door it smells crazy and there's just like like a 36-foot posters of like like hot surfers and you're like wow they're not and then you're like I should buy this shirt so I think I'm on but then all the bags had like sexy naked people on them yeah it was like so weird got me to take up surfing and where's Timothy in this equation well he looked like a guy who could have been on the wall but just his face and hair Oh his hair looked like a Abercrombie models hair I just want the record to say state that I do think Timothy sha'lame is hot I just I'm I can't believe this Joe Jonas what is Timothy's sha'lame do ya use nectar very talented I notice again call me by your name who's nominated watch that great movie by a name he's in the ladybird I didn't watch that movie either who's gonna be in Little Women oh I have any plans yet for that should Christmas Day I'll see you there I will be here for Christmas really yeah cool yeah let's party okay in conclusion you should you should refer to me when you're asking about what people property find hot yeah I knew you had the right answer but that's why I wanted to delay it as much as possible yeah also Nick did a lot of appealing to the gays and his comeback did he not he did almost to a queerbaiting level but he ever to each their own you have your own personal taste maybe you just sounds like you gaze with fear maybe the most appealing it just sounds like Nick to the gays probably miles really why cuz he isn't ruined actually one of my very very discerning gay friends this is the true story texted me recently with a screenshot from the Halloween video where you're in the squirrel suit I asked is this guy hot one game and asked that or it's like a girl asking it's like this is hot why it's the beard in the miles again is a traditional thing people might be attracted to that's kind you have heavy bushy brows tall guy so weight was so why did he have to ask if miles he wanted to check to see because it's cute I see right this guy is hot is more almost the subtext that's very kind but hotness is different than you know the hotness is relative but also if you speak about hotness it tends to lean into what we usually call like traditional like I want to [ __ ] that person because of XYZ things I've been talking about your biology yeah and your social conditioning through the magazines and movies tastes are shifting so like hotness is being redefined Timothy sha'lame even though you try might of Abercrombie he's quite feminine in terms of his the way he presents and how he stands in his very record here you also never saw me by your name I don't know it looks like his body I saw his head just saw blue eyes and whites again you're like yeah the hair was so wavy yeah his beautiful hair and stare at me through that camera I was like he's looking right at me I feel like men would be thrilled to [ __ ] all of us well some I'm just telling you as a gay man what I know from the other gays miles congratulations thank you I feel honored to be nominated yeah I know I think you nominated and won the field of one and speaking of fields of one we did a very special thing on the tripod of the other week where we asked you after we read a very special drunk email to email in - I'm drunk try guys at gmail.com while you were drunk and send us your thoughts opinions questions now let us be clear real quick we're not asking you to go get drunk we're saying when you're inebriated put us in the back of your brain and then you go like oh [ __ ] try guys right now also we you're all over 21 and we thank you for that yes oh really one another you want you to only be illegal drinking age in your country yes yeah I really do believe in that we do believe honestly you shouldn't drink it - you're 25 but that's never gonna happen through your brain you know people so aren't supposed to have phones until they're 25 oh that's never it's never gonna happen but because our brain chemistry is so fragile and still forming it like really causes damage we're a spotter phone for Wes chopping all right so we've got a bunch of emails from these people who are drunk and wrote in to the podcast Keith I mean have you read this one they would like you to read it as Shrek and the Triforce it's 2 a.m. and I am slippery slobbery smother Lea smashed I have a moral dilemma donkey it doesn't say that I just need that to get their three daughters and one is about 14 and one is about 7 and the crazy-ass youngster is 3 as I type this email to you one hand in my other hand holds a pizza crust my three daughters looking at me and I need your assistance donkey dua one break it into three pieces and give them each a piece to break them into different sized pieces and give my oldest popper the biggest piece because he's a senior citizen and deserve reserves it and three give the whole thing to the old boy because Yolo hee hee please give me advice as soon as possible because the old dog is doing so much he wants the pizzas as so badly thank you for your life-saving advice boys Fiona no I was not named after Shrek dad like oh it's from Fiona you can say that whole part on the podcast if you want that was a funny one this I mean PS by the time I finally typed all one-handed I ate the entire pizza crust to give each of my dog as a hot I'd like to know what you guys would have done if you were in my shoes thanks bye now donkey a great twist ending my goodness she was cooking hot dogs all that time I know she your if you couldn't understand what I was saying she had a piece of bread and wanted to know which dog to give the most bread to Eugene you're both our male hotness expert as well as our dog experts so why don't we have you - yes as one with multiple dogs I can answer that quickly equal arts because your dogs no huh it's not a oh they're they're not gonna get it that the older dog got a huge piece they know when mmm PES so they know if the other one got more of something it's just it's just a matter like that's why they eat so fast cuz their timing I think in their brains how long it's taking them and if someone else is munching for like five minutes ago well [ __ ] they got so much more than me and they're gonna come back to you and beg for more it's better that they all stop together at the same time and then look at you at the same time because then you're like okay it's done otherwise you'll feel extra bad and that dog will know because he's waiting for his sister or brother to finish the rest of the pizza crusts hmm so yeah you always got two equal parts even if you happen to like one more or you know if you think one is older you got to be fair and you should separate it so that they don't like if your hands are too close together you might get a little snarling fit you know you gotta get them on like either side of you be like okay this is your thing this is your thing now everybody be cool play ball and then they eat it that makes me think of when you as humans eating are going out and like eating family-style when there's a one person that just eats so goddamn fast and then you got to step your game up even when you're like trying to have a nice leisurely meal you want to get your own relaxed face but now you're being forced to eat fast or else you were only gonna get one piece of the spicy tuna yeah hate that [ __ ] Wow very slow you know not compared to other people in my life but compared to the Giants that I'm surrounded by here yeah I hate fast I need the meat to be hot what I like to do I like to separate the meal III you know if I like split food with Maggie I'll like get them a little salad I'll do like a do not cross line like in an old sitcom I put the tape down the middle I say that's your side and you go at your pace i'ma go in mind if that's why you're not haha I always feel like now that I go to like a big meal and there's like a little bit of food left and I'm like I just start picking at it and then I just keep picking at it and then suddenly I've eaten twice what everyone else is eating and then I'm trying to like be like do you want this and then they're like oh yeah I'm like you please have it I've eaten so much like no I can tell you on it like no I don't but I will if it remains on the table but I don't need it please take it no big no you have it you eat it I'm gonna eat I eat it do you guys have that thing where if there's food you'll keep eating even if you're not full yeah that's me it's if it's there I'll eat it and if it someone just takes away I won't eat it although I will be sad if you ever have a waiter try and take away a plate where there's still like I'll bite or two you have to be like I'm sorry I'm still working on it oh I'm sorry I was gonna dip my chopsticks in that sauce and swirl it around and then suck the chocolate I'm not talking about just soy sauce I mean I'm talking about a serious bite or two sometimes they think that you just don't want it but I always want it I I'm dude I'm right there with you I hate when my plate is cleared is actually something my grandmother she 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percent off your first order with free shipping that's Fe ALS dot-com / try guys to become a member get 50% automatically taken off your first order with free shipping deals calm / drag guys speaking of things that are unfair we've got another email this one is is serving up tea from a teacher Eugene I'm gonna have you read this one okay and I don't know where they're from but they're a teacher and they are upset at one of their students okay T so I'm drunk and completely relying on my phone's ability to autocorrect here we go I'm a teacher and I was doing who keeps telling me are we doing is oh who set this up why don't teach us go to school [ __ ] this kid I I have a master's degree in fine arts and this [ __ ] this [ __ ] has the nerve to tell me nozomi I didn't go school I don't want to know what one of the master in Fine Arts is you wanna know yeah a term AI degree that means is I as someone can go in the field III think I know my [ __ ] okay okay he's a freshman at a college not a university a [ __ ] college telling me I don't know what I'm talking about what and what an [ __ ] anyway I'm gonna finish my bottle of mead and drunk in a run for my bottle of mead and watch some YouTube and flip off the sky you guys are great my boyfriend gets annoyed our YouTube feed is now full of try guys stuff but whatever hashtag miles nation oh I almost asked question what is your favorite thing to touch good that was a good end Wow what does need taste like nasty it's fermented honey it's so sweet you know I mean you think because it's like usually like a Viking thing you think it's gonna be a really hearty maybe it's foamy no it's basically like dessert wine yeah and it's terrible yeah he's been getting real good dessert well I've been trying to expand my horizons and understand dessert wine cuz I don't get it cuz it's so sweet and syrupy and I don't understand why people like it and what I like to do is try things I don't like to better on what have you learned that it's syrup that it is just like wine syrup it almost tastes like like like um like a very sweet wine reduction yeah like they've boiled it down it should go over like a meat yes it's so it's like thick to drink it holds onto the glass right crazy I don't get it I've found the ones that I like I don't like less you know the white ones are awful but I've read things are also not great I've watched you talk to waitresses for about ten minutes trying to just figure out which one is less out I want them to tell me like which one do you think is good not just like oh it's good for a dessert wine do you think any of these are good order whichever one but let's use everything to touch a sleeping cat oh good answer especially when your finger touches them and then they're still sleeping but they start going through yeah when they purr and you see you know oh and you in their little their little neck skin is so loose and so tickle I feel like for me it's actually the sleeping cats a little nosey no I like the little wet there's so much suspense that they could wake up if you touch their nose a classic don't wake daddy situation at their nose right here you're like rush I get off on the adrenaline I like feeling up duvet covers in a store you know feeling up well you know just touching touching them yeah but I finding that they're a supple woman no no like really soft blankets and stuff in stores it's like I already have a blanket so I don't need to buy this and oftentimes a blanket that super super soft and silky is like too hot hmm but feeling it in the store is very fun because you get to feel all of them you [ __ ] with Jersey sheets um I did in college but they're pretty hot I have them right now and I don't like they're underrated I don't know they're so warm it's been okay they're they're known for being warmer I run hot and like our are you know me Ariel's relationship so sometimes the temperatures will be like at a point where I have the covers completely off yeah she is like snuggled in complaining of how cold she is yeah you know it's gotta find that happy medium yeah I get that you do what you have to touch my favorite thing that touch is probably my own penis [Music] what have I touched the most in my life uh-huh great I was gonna say something like cute but to be honest I think I've probably touched my own dick and balls the most out of anything in my life yeah at this problem oh yeah yeah to adjust it just like you when you're just sitting there I know it's so gross I'm so sorry to the girls listen to me um or anyone with decency but you know a lot of men just like involuntarily just like your hand goes down there it's not even a sexual thing is just adjustment or even like what I'm sitting I'll find my hand just like resting on it it's nice it's it's like a secret protection yeah but your hands cup your hands over your dick look at how I'm sitting right now my team is resting on my crotch you can't see in the video but it's true what did you like touching my own penis yeah I guess I was gonna say bubble wrap but I'll revise my answer and say Eugene's penis great let's move on oh wow there it is there's your there's your take away joke for the episode hope everybody's feeling hot these 90 degree angle glasses I can look at my own penis for those who are just listening that is wearing 90-degree angle glasses that are blue and up near miracle now I'm looking directly down at the microphone it's like a periscope but for we're not seeing anything out of your view Keith's cry what are you liking what you see brah thumbs up for this next one this time for one more we got time for one more this is called Wow I'm [ __ ] baked and we you know on the I'm drunk try guys email we also appreciate a good stoned email if it's legal and you're legal Zach I'm gonna have you read this one no I would like to hear the stoned impression from the only one of us that hates smoking weed now absolutely I guess Eugene's not a huge fan either but it just oh no no no I don't smoke but I approve of it yeah I don't know that I hate smoking I just don't personally and by I don't want to take this is subject wow I'm [ __ ] baked alright bent at 9:44 a.m. hell yeah woah you know what they call that dead but it's a wake and bake yes I do know that I know some of the lingo do you call it bacon shake when you're high to club yeah bacon bacon shake yeah that's what we call it I don't know I don't know if there's other cute terms do you call it take and bake when you smoke right after you buy it yeah and then they if you're ever gonna go swimming that's a good old Lake and bake uh-huh what about bacon baked will you do with a friend yeah you have to cook bacon though all right please read this the same way a soundcloud rapper would okay well these are all references that Nestle my favorite guys do you like listen to trap music good trap trap beat on Soundcloud that's my jam all right yo so much hot guys right now exactly okay so yes no that's not me that's all no I'm five saying [ __ ] you do this okay and zag with the case say get little high and email you I was like yeah baked right now are in and I know how to email so boom thanks Zach for inspiring the birth of this email hmm I got you a preamble so my question was my question I need second think of things a boom got it can the try guy do a video with yes see [ __ ] with llamas on a real [ __ ] level what you wanna talk about I want nothing more than talking about llamas but I just want to say that see sometimes getting drunk can lead to bad things begin high it could lead to some pretty great things real [ __ ] they are everywhere in my house I would love to see my favorite guys with my second favorite YouTube creators sorry shame superior Wow okay he's popular does stuff I just wouldn't tell it to our face and I mean good just said that we were like top three and you didn't have to specify baby mine though hey stone used to be an artist wait wait for the twist jk jk you guys actually favorite fun oh [ __ ] miles just says salamander I love salamanders anyways you guys ever you find yourself in PA feel free to I don't know do an improv comedy show sincerely your favorite high person well oh yeah that's a great email I love that well we definitely should do a video with llamas I also everything like should we do another video where we are high and experienced something because we do like drunk taste tests and you know weed is legal here we could do like high meat animals that yes stone dudes play without Packers llamas are very trendy right now yeah my girlfriend's Peruvian and you know llamas alpacas big big in Peruvian are and so she's always had all this llama paraffin nail yeah and then over the last couple years of dating I've seen it explode it's like like bronze pineapples and llamas are the hottest thing in cheap interior decorating I grew up in llamas forget what my what it was like a neighbor like three houses down from me in Carthage who for some reason had this giant plot of land that they had two llamas and two emus what and they just ran around partying and I would go feed them carrots so from like age 7 I would just regularly pet and feed giant birds and llamas and that was like like I'd be like I finished my homework I'm like alright mom I'm gonna feed some carrots to the llamas that was real and the emus were very dangerous I did not like the image they're very scary thing dangerous they were dangerous through an eight-year-old boy because they tower over an eight-year-old and they're like face is mostly beak and when you are offering a carrot to the llama it also wants it but it comes like white its head just flies down with a big beak and nips at your aunt's and then the llamas are spitting it was a whole thing but it was fun you're telling me you didn't meet a Jew until you were 18 years old that's right we're partying with llamas yeah I thought you were just like in the middle of nowhere nothing was happening but you had these magic animals yeah and like also sometimes like animals would escape from the sale barn which is where people sold livestock and there would just be like cows in my backyard oh I also definitely met a goat that I thought was a wild like mountain goat and I like fed it and I like wow I'm just like one with nature me and the scouter friends and I'm like wait a minute this goes probably from the sale barn this is probably just somebody's goat yeah and it got out and it was in the backyard with me and I was just like playing with this goat and then it's all my mom she's like really no and then I took my mom there was just a goat that was incredibly friendly and he was like it's definitely a domesticated go yes amazing there were balls in my yard milk it I did not milk the goat I didn't even think to milk it mine yours alright it's a milk did I love goat cheese llama I wonder yeah if you try hard enough yeah every mammal can be milked and I assume all the big ones are except for a dance of whales birds you could probably milk every mammal except for maybe birds probably not salamanders otherwise you can milk all the morrow well we're about to have our Australian series premiere uh-huh and the first video is us milking a salamander finally getting to do something with animals yeah I want to do so many more animal videos I would love to whether it be high or with a llama I still want to do a whole series just around you with animals so great you love animals you could just read facts about animals with animals and produce that might be so jealous well you'll get to meet him off camera okay down down they'll be there can you milk the weirdest can you welcome an animal that we did not get to me that I'm very sad platypuses I don't like eggs but they're mammals I don't I don't think they are mammal things with bills so they are they're mammals yeah like in terms of what the rules are of what a mammal is they're the only exception of like that's not supposed to be a mammal but it is right right right but you can't nurse with a beak that's true I feel like the bill makes it under scible it just doesn't seem it's not a good shape for sucking liquid do you know until we went to Australia I was convinced that platypuses were like the size of me I thought they were at least the size of a small dog tiny and they're like the size of a like a baby yeah but like a squirrel yeah these giant [ __ ] freak dinosaur bird mammals waddling around like they were like kind of cut tiny crocodiles make sense why I thought penguins were six feet tall yes that make them hot Kirby was a Pokemon that's its own story what's up you ready to have your animal facts minds blown platypuses they do give milk to their babies but unlike almost all other mammals they don't have nipples they feed them in Tide Pods yeah instead they essentially sweat out their milk from pores along their stomachs whoa so then the little lady get off the stomach yeah they just rape their bill across the belly of their mom and they catch little droplets of milk in their bill so it's not like milk sweat they don't all the milk no nips just sweat mm-hmm Wow tagline that's a news drink Wow what if we sweat milk how disgusting it would be if we sweat milk I'd let you sweat milk on me all right you would let me sweat milk on you yeah you would would I said that nice standby you would salamander because you're so tall and so hot yeah sounds like zach is living a confused life and maybe he needs some advice yes so little I don't know what's going on it's not that you're stupid you just not as hot as it's all our version of yourself I will say before advice that will go for miles that the one funniest constant of meeting fans this summer the United States is at the meet and greets I would say a good third of them had an immediate comment about if we were taller or shorter in their minds typically wow you guys are huge that was the first thing they'd say you guys are way taller than they thought but sometimes they would be there say Keith you're so much shorter than I thought or does AK they'll be like you are so tiny Zac the final meet the last person that we met of the whole authorities look to me and goes Zac you are just so tiny put you in my pocket who I know your favorite of the meet and greets is when I said a joke to a girl oh yeah she was like shut the [ __ ] up which we thoroughly enjoyed but yeah while posing for a photo she just shut the [ __ ] up Zach oh if you want to see something fun go to our the YouTube feed of our podcast and look at the last I think it's the last episode yeah I'm sitting next to Eugene but I'm sitting further back and I look like the tiniest human being have you guys seen this I think you showed me it's it's startling well Eugene has crazy good posture my posture yeah and I brought her and I have bigger a bigger face yeah we get it you're hot dude I'll never be hot okay all right anyway we're about to psych well I need some guidance I bet you need some air it's time for some advice from the least experienced but the tallest of us and the most gay hot approve and the most gay hot approved we're gonna stick with that word advisable go over miles with miles balls what's up miles nations how y'all doing tonight have you ever wanted to have a big old swinging thigh with a bulky bicep we can thaw have you ever won the neck so thick you could wrap a stick around it like wrap Gordon Ramsay Ellen DeGeneres Ellen Page and Rachael Ray there's literally nothing in common between those here these are chefs better better chefs than you know and what they all use is a cast-iron pan if you're gonna buy a pan buy a [ __ ] cast-iron pan and here's why non-stick pans are a thing of the past unless you're cooking eggs and I don't want to hear it it was the chance thing that's not what we're here for we're here to give a good char to your grits to your eggs to your beef and a cast-iron pan is gonna be what you're gonna want eggs are hard in that pan they are hard but here's a protip for eggs lots of oil lots of oil lots of yeah and then what you do also now a cast-iron pan can act as a nonstick pan if you seasoned it right so it'll eventually you do that but also like if you're trying to cook an egg sunny-side up which is the only way that I could to be except for the scrambled but you're gonna want to like cook the egg and then if you put the lid over the cast-iron pan the steam is gonna cook the top of the white and it's gonna keep the yolk run well I mean that happens on a nonstick pan yeah I always find that in a cast-iron skillet when I do that it adds yeah that's the the drip of the water back in and it makes a difficult scrape of the eggs off the pan I was gonna let's get off eggs this is great advice everyone should get themselves a cast-iron pan I don't know that rippling thighs but it's great dad like it holds heat really really well and the best part about it is you can put it in the oven yeah so you're cooking a steak you want to do steak on the grill cuz it's cold outside I mean it's like in the 60s LA people are like oh so cold you fear that steak get real high you put that [ __ ] like as hot as they can get a whole bunch of olive oil and I want it to be like just like steaming just like about to set a fire in your house BAM put the steak on there sear it sear it sear the edges and then what blam blasted in the oven finish it off every time mask for the non cooking world out there I'm catching up I'm starting to cook I know what it looks like but I don't actually understand what it is it's just a thicker metal yeah so cast iron pan there's several types of pans there's like a cart you can get carbon steel you can get stainless steel you can get cast iron you get nonstick stainless steel pans are for searing meat so they're gonna be able to create like a browning between the meat so stakes you can cook in an in a searing pan but like stainless steel pans and copper pans they're harder to cook with because they're they're like stuff just sticks to them yeah and that's good if you want like a crust around something but if you're cooking most things you want to use a cast iron pan because oil like it's more porous so like oil is gonna go on to it it's good things gonna come off of it a little easier and they read retain heat really really well and they also last forever cuz they're like super thick one thing I know is that if you got little scratch marks on your hands and you throw that [ __ ] away right now that's Teflon getting in your food poisoning a little belly get it out of there the best part about a cast iron skillet is that if you don't have any weapons in your home now you yes I'm not kidding if someone is intruding in your home and you have a cast iron skillet that is that number one thing you should use because not only do I feel like it could stop a couple bullets but if you get hit in the head with that you're dead Wow oh you're fully dead and you got about this you know I don't have any weapons in my house that's the only weapon I have like you've got to get the cat sleep with a cast iron pan next to your bedside I have a cast iron pan in every room in my house just to be sure just to be sure in the closet I keep the big one locked up don't want the kids to play with a pan that's no too big for them it's also it's like a heavy as [ __ ] Oh she'll have you have a 12-inch one it's too big it's like so heavy you can't really lift it with one when you put meat on it if you're like cooking if you're supposed to pretend like a roast it's like impossible to lift because you're dealing with like over 30 pound like searing hot pan that's like you're trying to finagle into something I'm getting into baking bread lately and the best way to do that is in a cast iron yeah it's full sided cast iron pot holds heat really well and then the little lid gets some of the steam to maintain some of the moisture so you bread has always really got a great crust but also really tender and moist inside and Dutch oven is when you fart and pull the blankets over someone's head that's right that's right goddamn you know what that brought me back to life and I'm taking these Sony's off wow I feel good guys you know what this podcast revived me it brought me on a journey of laughs of love Salamanders shoutout to the dude that stone listening to this shot to the ladies who are still listening to this I think that's about that's a podcast alright just let's wrap this [ __ ] up this has been the tripod where the try guys thanks for watching don't forget to sleep us leave us some 5-star reviews we like to read your secrets sometimes if you ever see us in real life tell us a secret keep on keep on sending us those drunken stone emails legally of course until next time Keith with the official song la la la la la la la la la la tripod until next time stay beautiful [Music]

Channel: The TryPod

Views: 296,728

Keywords: clip, Trypod, Try Guys, Comedy, Podcast, Youtuber, Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger, Eugene Lee Yang, Ned Fulmer, Miles Bonsignore, youtubers, creators, advice that will go for miles, fan questions, secrets, llamas, drunk emails, imdrunktryguys, miles gay hot approved, 'hottest jonas brother, disney channel, jonas brothers, jobro, nick jonas, kevin jonas, joe jonas

Id: 7Ls143PjRu4

Length: 63min 58sec (3838 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 24 2019