The Roast of Ludwig

boys today we have a really special video now if you guys know anything about me you'll know that may 16th is a pretty important day it's the day i started streaming three years ago and my third year anniversary was coming up just last weekend and i really didn't have anything planned for it in fact the only thing i think i had planned was a dinner with cutie and her dad so the day before my anniversary may 15th i went live and i really had no plan stan's one of my best friends told me i had some sponsor with slim jim or something so i kind of pulled a sponsored you laugh you lose out of my ass until cutie came into my room and said this oh hey hello how are you doing i am in the middle of you laugh you lose livestream what are you up to uh i needed to tell you something okay um i lied to you yeah we're not going to dinner with my dad wait why not because he came here he surprised us so i wanted you to say hi to him i want to chat to me my dad dad hi oh [ __ ] connor wait uh this is kind of weird now that if conor birthed you well it's really gonna fun it's gonna [ __ ] up how's it going how's it going father and to this point i had no idea what was going on i mean even when schlatt and connor walked in i thought okay cool and connor are here but we still have to go to dinner tonight with your dad cutie i don't know what you're doing here and then i found out that this is gonna be a much crazier night than i could have ever anticipated oh well okay wait wait wait what cutie what what is going on let me tell you you're gonna go ahead and end stream now i'm ending stream now yeah in the middle you laugh you lose yes okay because you have another stream starting in about 45 minutes okay um and all of your friends are here because you know it's your three year stream anniversary and we're gonna roast the [ __ ] out of you there's a roast planned yeah today for everyone besides you and also they told me that this whole sponsorship you're supposed to be doing is is also fake oh yeah so you haven't been you're not that you don't actually you're not you're not actually making any money no what offer sponsorship is that real that was just the way to wait i'm doing a fake sponsored stream that's right somehow behind my back over the last two three months cutie has been planning a roast of me a roast of ludwig with all my best friends driving in or flying in around the world to make fun of me in front of 70 000 people live on the internet and i couldn't have been more excited for it now i promise you i literally had no idea this was happening so i had about 15 minutes to write all my jokes down before we started and you'll see in a bit why it actually didn't turn out too bad compared to some other roasters without any more stalling here it is this is an impromptu roast of ludwig oh you may be wondering what the hell is going on here for once you in the chat and ludwig are the same that he had no idea this was going on welcome to the roast of ludwig ogren all right what's up i am slime i'm ludwig's roommate best friend confidant business partner i've seen his uncut penis and his spread [ __ ] more than his girlfriend at this point and i will be your host for the evening content creators have to be the most bankrupt people in the world except the one place it counts you spend your whole life making serial terrorists and playing minecraft being racist on discord it's like if you gave your 12 year old 50k a month talk about you one day it'll all be over too you know you'll all get old and die alone and unsatisfied like the rest of us but the difference is that the tombstone will read here lies jay schlatt presented by kashuk a mogul move these are really dark it's really an all-star lineup here panel looking like a w show we got a professional valorent restrainer several grown men with unironic mustaches girlfriend not sure what her name is and the guy used the film for ice poseidon what'd you see off the clock what'd you see fbi's asking bro our first roaster was actually the general manager at genji who quit and then was signed to genji as a streamer because they think he's a woman [Laughter] it's like elon musk quitting tesla to become a birthday clown that hangs out in front of the building i'm actually surprised hatred let you come here unsupervised stance looks like he jumps out of atriox russian doll we got myth on the couch uh i actually have a lot of respect for myth he's the only one here who got famous because he's good at something he's thoughtful he's genuine it's like he based his whole life and looks on franklin the turtle we got jay shot schlatt sorry first time meeting him very tall by the way slot looks like a failed attempt at cloning will neff the thing about being a content creator though is like it often comes from a place of loss you know lord has a dead dad cutie has a dead mom and chlad has a dead career mizzy's here let's give it up for mizzy already [Applause] give a whole page what's going on i saw that disney looks like if every person in this room ran into each other at once biscuit's girlfriend is a wildlife rehabilitator they actually hit it off immediately after she tried to feed him [Laughter] i'm actually still not convinced mizzy isn't a 14 year old with progeria we got the only person here older than me is will neff will he's 31 so am i will went to a boarding school where he was a tennis team captain and the class president i used to sell weed to guys like him for 300 a gram and then double back for the car stereo we grew up pretty different well my single mom worked two jobs and you probably did cocaine with the guys named colton and fryler but we grew up at the same time which means one thing we used to beat off to the same limewire videos that's true that's what connects us rest in peace colton we got the woman to put this whole thing together on a stream anniversary give it up for cutie cinderella cutie looks like she'd follow myth around at the store [Applause] ah and finally let's turn our attention to the man of the hour ludwig ogren if you describe someone who had a youtube channel called the zany sidekick did improv in college played jigglypuff and competitive smash bros didn't have sex from 2017 to 2019. wow that's not public that's true it's true that's right ran a parody smash commentator twitter account and came in his pants while sleeping on my studio apartment floor now i describe all that you imagine that person in your head right is this what you see is this is this what comes to mind you're a loser in a winner's body and that's how we know god's not real i'll end with a small story ludwig and i were once playing mario party with some friends about four years ago and we bet a hundred dollars on the outcome of a battle minigame i won because i'm goaded and he demanded we run it back on the next minigame which was a button matcher so unfortunately he took it got back to even he told me years later that at that time he literally only had a hundred dollars in his bank account so he bet the last hundred he had lost it and then a hundred he didn't out of pride and confidence and ambition and today those same traits got him here which is a household name on twitch.tv so ludwig you are truly genuine guy you're my best friend and whether or not we have a hundred dollars or a million in the bank account you'll always know that we'll be up the same old [ __ ] so tell us more about when he came in his pants [Laughter] i we're we're going to the airport we went to it was going to tournament later on seriously don't seriously go and we're driving he's like [ __ ] came in my pants and i'm like what he's like yeah it happens a lot i'm like oh that's crazy so just something else i take from mizzy our first roaster coming up is the default character when you boot up any sims game made in the past 20 years give it up for stans [Applause] thank you slime that was a very sweet thing you know there's something about him that i recognize and i just can't figure out what it is oh wait what's the difference between slime's head and my nut set one is hairless veiny and repels women and the other is my nutsack not a cheer are you kidding me a nutsack joke you like that i like nuts you like that joke it's his rose what's you production now i'm gonna cut in here there were some problems occasionally with the laugh track didn't really work well with the microphones but at the end of the day i'm just so happy everyone showed up and i think everybody did a great job my name is nathan stanz you might know me as ludwig's friend's friend's friend and to be honest the only reason i came is because cutie told me this was an intervention you know ludwig had the subathon recently and after losing all those primes he's been taking it really hard that's good i'm down 230k are you going to say that's good that's good give me the [ __ ] track what are you guys doing wow will nef is here is something no one in the twitch chat is saying today [Laughter] but really cutie will nev you couldn't get hassan he lives around here no she couldn't oh no schlatt's holding it down on the couch looks good good to see you man i'm not gonna make a single joke about schlatt because every tweet i see from him has a gun in it and i'm scared he's gonna shoot me i'm really glad mitt's here his perseverance reminds me so much of ludwig if you don't know ludwig failed at school got fired from best buy and couldn't even sell vapes to children at their height well myth pretty much lost in every fortnight tournament he played in but look at him now both of them still considerably smaller than xqc but enough of these guys i'm here to roast and toast the man of the hour ludwig last month i watched you break the all-time twitch sub record and then immediately stiff the staff of a ten thousand dollar yacht on a tip i didn't know yachts had tips like you're doing a martin shkreli speed run the tax fraud jokes were funny at first but it might be a little too close to home speaking of home cutie how the hell can you stand it here with all the gamer guys living here it's like a frat house minus the testosterone i'm still grinding league of legends at 28 years old and even i feel like an alpha male in this room it's crazy that somehow five guys live here and cutie has the biggest dick i like how every guy in the room took that person oh i was like come on nope not laughing my peepee's big that guck is huge so anyone who knows me knows i hate being mean and i get very anxious and uncomfortable situations so i'm very glad this is over i'm in a room with a great group of super sick content creators and misgive celebrating my friend ludwig i'm so happy for you i'm proud of you i wish you the best [Applause] it's gonna be miz our next roaster who has spent enough money on pokemon boxes to reverse the hair loss of every person in his house and otk give it up for me oh my god i i actually have nothing so uh me and schlatt have just been hanging out we we honestly i didn't read any of these messages and that's nothing new for the past two years is this icarly what is that noise [Laughter] uh [ __ ] i got nothing uh blood's a great guy got nothing against him it's fantastic you think i'm kidding uh well hold on slap message me what's up you did when uh you said what do you want rice uh [Laughter] my mods are going to message me some uh jokes all right well let's see uh my my mom said just call cutie a [ __ ] [Laughter] i am stunned that that happened and now wait he flew in from texas for that he got on a plane to do that is that your plan i didn't have one i could have paid for the internet in the plane but i didn't want to you are the most fascinating internet why do you need internet to write jokes to get from my mods i gotta i gotta look at my chat you know not out to that mod truly a mind of the generation the mod that said called cutie a [ __ ] message him afterwards said you're welcome i saved it come join the ludwig team we'll pay you all right before uh we we get to myth who have intro 47 times now we're going to go to a cool excited advert if you will of the merchandise brought to you by slim joe oh hey did you miss out on the mughal moves merch well good news the merch is back in stock that's right the merch is back this is a real advertisement we send samples to ludwig's closest friends because he didn't send it to them in the first place good job blood you are a great friend here is what they had to say about the merch i'd say it's it's totally worth the like 40 45 i paid or whatever i feel like it really dries up like really effectively and it starts to smell if you don't wash it after like one or two times which i feel like a normal towel like you get like 10 uses out of it yeah i love my ludwig merch it looks great and so durable i hear about other people having their merch fade and they must have just ignored the ludwiger mogul moves merch daily maintenance manual hey lud love the merch man it's honestly gotten so much better you know that mogul moose stub was always kind of cringe so i think branding with swift was the way to go i think it's great i love my mogul moose hoodie i basically wear it everywhere whenever i'm getting ready to go out whenever i'm gaming i even wear it to bed pokemon my queen nice nice uh nice green color people say it's mint i say it's green uh it looks some something like this uh the pink one looks like it's the exact same like comment subscribe if you want to see more videos like this i'd give these like eight out of ten yo guys what's up uh this is nick and today i'm gonna be doing a review of the uh all new big mouth burger uh queso edition from chili's first thing that you're gonna notice is uh the bird uh the first thing you're gonna notice is the burger itself a lot of texture um a lot of a lot of good sauces it comes with like a lot of really cool sides so the mashed potatoes um are consistent this is just a great addition to the ever expanding chili's menu and i think this is a step in the right direction wow doesn't that merch look tasty order yours today at ludwig.gg hurry before it sells out again pepe laugh is there merch there's not no [Laughter] gate fault okay cool all right your birth's coming soon though tm all right the moment you've all been waiting for the man the myth the legend it's mid thank you glad to be here um you were mean to me i'm getting away from you so honestly i had no idea what i was getting into today but then i realized the real reason why i was invited so that these [ __ ] don't get cancelled for not being inclusive on twitter um so past that i want to start off with a good friend called will will neff uh which i am like thoroughly convinced that someone created him by fusing every gay club in west hollywood and a 60 year old chronic smoker into a human being and created will neck slime stand and slap i think that your guys potential is an alt-rock boy band [ __ ] extra astronomical and uh you know i i know a good one when i see it so good luck boys you want to play jack bucks [Laughter] um but ludwig it's your turn buddy hey yeah i honestly didn't know [ __ ] all about you so i went to the one source that has all the information wikipedia okay yeah and i learned a lot about you like the fact that at the age of 15 i don't know what type of deep dark depression you're going through but you decided to name yourself the uh what was it the zany sidekick on youtube zadie yeah zany was everything okay i went to uh adjective auto pop-up and it was a random adjective site [ __ ] you love that [ __ ] name oh my god i just wanted to be big but yeah so while also reading further and further into your wikipedia i realized that you had like a competitive gaming background and i thought that was really [ __ ] cool you know it's like competitive gamers until i realized that like you were less successful than me i won nothing i won zero [Laughter] it's hard to get below zero i was top eight once don't laugh that yeah got it so yeah i think that's pretty much it hey man i actually i really respect you brother i love you you're doing big things all right oh [ __ ] oh that was his that was off camera no one notices put the camera to them put the camera to them don't shook [ __ ] jesus right actually what we have next something very special our next guest atrial couldn't actually be here today was supposed to be here in person but he bailed sure right now he's somewhere playing tft on the clock and cutting five milligrams of propecia into four equal pieces patriarch is often thought to be the middle piece of the ludwig atriox stands human centipede and today he was gracious enough to submit a video roast for the show let's take a look whoo okay i know what you guys are thinking right off the bat oh no here comes the old guy okay he only leeches off his more successful friend his more attractive friend um you know he's kind of weird he's put on some weight and i'm thinking the same thing but will never's part is actually next [Laughter] right afterwards uh let's [Laughter] anyway tonight's a big night okay tonight's a big night i heard jay schlatt was gonna be there jay schlatt ladies and gentlemen and loki don't tell anybody but i heard he's actually a little bit nervous about his set so homie to homie to make you feel more comfortable i hired about 12 british tweens to laugh at all your jokes you should be good man don't worry about the adults i don't really know you that well i'm being dead honest but people always come into my chat in my youtube comments and they say hey your content's so similar to schlatz which you know sounds like a compliment but my content [ __ ] sucks so boom baby roast double roast who else who's the [ __ ] next my best man uh stands what stanz i'm i'm not able to roast you buddy i got nothing to say it's not that i don't have jokes just that nothing i could say would be meaner than what your wife said last night when you lost 500 playing poker that was beyond the pale i'm not saying she's gonna cheat on you okay i'm just saying if she was any closer to doing it mischief would invite her on school a myth here this here that's awesome you know everyone's always telling me how cool myth is i don't know they're always saying it's cool but once i found out more i realized how racist they were being i mean he's a 21 year old fortnight playing virgin that's not a cool white guy i'm sorry about that keep your head up man keep your head up brother that's that's terrible that bigotry i also want to thank cutie cinderella for putting this whole event on this was a ton of work i saw some of the behind the scenes work it's always a ton of work and that's par for the course for her she is always helping she's always putting in the extra time taking the extra effort going the extra mile to find a way to put ludwig into her youtube thumbnails and that's truly inspiring queen i can't wait to see the one for this roast ludwig said what you do better than me you do it better than me let's get to it and talk about the man of the hour mr mogul moves himself my friend ludwig ludwig i wanna i wanna just tell you right up front don't let anything anyone says tonight get you down okay nothing these haters and jokers say can take away the legacy of what you've built on twitch okay the only thing that could do that is like xqc subathon in two weeks but until then you're golden buddy you're golden and you've got great content to fall back on you know ludwig has famously said that his strategy for content is to yoink and twist yoink and twist coincidentally that's the exact same strategy he uses when watching amaranth alone in his room [Laughter] it's the pause but if we're gonna get dead serious for a second really no sorry i'm not joking dead serious uh what ludwig's had to overcome to get where he is today is is crazy okay you guys may not know this but ludwig's dad never got to see him become a big streamer because ten years ago his father tragically died of alcoholism that's terrible and what's worse is his mother never got to see him become a big streamer either because she is an aiden ross fan i'm done i'm done congrats man uh big congrats on everything you've done on twitch i'm happy to be even a small part of it super impressive what you've done such a short time and it's only the beginning really you're going to go far from here so uh keep killing it i'm sorry i couldn't make it in person i really am and much loved everybody there have a great big one sorry sorry my dog's acting up come on come on buddy get out of frame get out of frame well that was nice of uh aatroc to do thank you so much our next guest is coming up he is a producer at the young turks so you can blame him for twitter sucking for the past four years it's wilnette [Applause] oh okay all right sorry give me a moment what are you sponsored yes hey how about that hrock alcoholism joke that really went over great didn't it um so we're doing a roast during the stan era what the [ __ ] are you doing this is expert level difficulty this is frogger at the daytona 500. ten of us are going in one of us is getting canceled for sure can be you speaking of getting canceled j schlatt uh how the [ __ ] do you exist how the [ __ ] do you do what you do you're the teflon don of the minecraft world you're like if bill burr made content for the disney channel [Laughter] dude the greatest thing about myth is i don't know if you guys know this he's a really good impressionist uh i used to think he had a really good xqc impression but then i realized he never made any women cry so it's just stanz is here i have no idea who the [ __ ] stanz is other than that he looks like atriox brother if he got less oxygen in the womb [Laughter] speaking of matriarch chip skylark looking [ __ ] shiny teeth he makes veneers look real [Laughter] slime i love slime slime's a sidekick like me so i'm not gonna [ __ ] bash him too bad but i really got to know slime during some of his best content when during the sothon ludwig would sprint into another room and violently masturbate and we all got a chance to know you good dude so i'm so glad that that mid or uh blood sorry i always mix them up [Laughter] blood took that chance to go beat off and if you weren't thinking about it think about it that's what he was doing during those breaks it was a month he was pounding his dick in the other room um okay ms kiff ms i have no jokes for you because you look like you need help too you literally look like you're right before a breakdown you're wearing dirty pants listen let me also just say um maya's way too good for you i i if no one else is gonna cut to the chase i don't [ __ ] understand it you are the stinky kid from elementary school she is an angel put on earth accurate to help animals cutie cutie first let me say uh that you are the only content creator that i know who made better content while you were still in the closet that's a joke because she used to stream from the closet that's not a i'm the one getting canceled okay um but for real you're a great girlfriend for putting this together it almost makes up for the fact that you stalk his instagram if you need help we have a car outside take you away go to vegas single shot blink twice if you need help okay um no but seriously i she's amazing and i'm sure she'll make a spectacular ex-wife one day she'll finally get her piece of that subathon right um finally we have ludwig the reason we're all here today the people's champ ludwig gives the common twitch chatter hope because he is a constant reminder that if you have enough money women will [ __ ] you even if you sleep in a race car bag um i'm so happy for you man i'm so happy for your meteoric success you've climbed to the top of twitch a rare air amazing company it's just you hot tub streamers people who gamble and my friend hot karl marx so it's a good it's a good place to be there and the best part is you did it all on your own your self-made man i i can't i can't keep a straight face we all know the [ __ ] stinky orangutan maiden and he's somewhere dying in a [ __ ] cage and you're in a million dollar mansion you need to go buy him and get him out of captivity because you rode on his orange back all the way to the [ __ ] top we gotta get in contact with that he needs his cut no but seriously i i'm i'm i'm proud to to know this guy he really is um he's done it the right way he's been kind to everyone around him no one has anything but positive things to say about ludwig he he really does work his ass off he is a uh a beacon in the community and i am so excited to see whose content he rips off next um seriously man thank you so much for having me [Applause] all right will neff hey that was great he even had his boomer ipad and everything our next guest coming up i thought was actually here to sell hot dogs during the show is jay schloss hey guys um i actually didn't read a single message cutie cinderella sunday so i actually had no idea that i was supposed to come up with jokes um but i have seven minutes up here [Applause] they [ __ ] love him [Applause] [Laughter] did i take [Applause] no dude don't do this to me [Applause] iconic uh drink the water again that was my fault [Applause] what [Applause] he wasn't lying i thought he was lying no if you wanted to know why i'm doing this it's because i told misskip that my my bit for the uh for the roast was to do nothing uh but he stole the idea just like everything else so yeah that's pretty good between then and now i wrote down some actual jokes i think i have two of them ludwig's dad died tragically of alcoholism when he was 10 years old [Laughter] and the other one i wrote down is that you just kind of you just kind of remind me of a rich person who just isn't rich yet even though you're tremendously rich i remember when i when i met you and i had thousands of people watching my twitch streams and you just had two like 200 and i agreed to come on your your little show right and you called me bud in the message you're like hey bud do you want to come on and i was like that's funny because usually when people call you bud you know this is like they either think they're better than you or they are better than you uh it's like being called chief or something like that you know um this joke isn't funny uh i was killing i was killing the beginning but that's it thank you thank you it's all right yeah he died of alcohol 15 years ago wow but my mother's an aiden ross fan so it's okay here we go all right give it up for j-shot one more time [Applause] you killed it domination that was the same let me just say that was not planned that was like the the the laugh track guy and jay schlatt shared a soul link and then it just all happened so in saying that he actually did nothing and it slayed well done all right the next and final roaster of the deus is the person who put this all together she is one of the top female streamers who didn't have to get in a hot tub to rise to the top she did it the old-fashioned way by going on lover host for two years and dating a bigger streamer give it up feel pretty you're so nice he just complimented me because he's scared about what i'm about to say wasn't funny that was scary um anyway i'm really excited that i'm i'm going last today mostly because i'm used to it um ludwig always finishes first [Laughter] of course you can all assume that i threw the ropes today because ludwig never had good content before me so you're welcome but we couldn't do it without roastmaster slime yeah we needed him slime often mistaken as a homeless man as one of our roommates um he also somehow became ludwig's manager um a better description might be his babysitter but um i just want to say congrats slime you've made it you tell an adult man that he can and can't buy pokemon cards we're all really proud of him actually i only have one answer i can't i can't tell him no so something i noticed while standing up here did you guys notice that like ms kiff's head and slime's head together just look like ludwig's balls yeah yeah you got it yeah except uh it's extreme so you come fast a lot awake so you got tiny balls um speaking of miss kiff you might have noticed i made him the second roaster today and that's because i didn't want him to steal anyone else's jokes he went after stands which wasn't a big deal to me because if you would have stolen those jokes they wouldn't have been funny anyway hi stan how's it going stan your one viewer must be so excited myth is a lot like ninja they both quit fortnite to pursue their passion after being the most uh to become the most boring valerian [Laughter] streamers i'm pretty sure the last time myth was relevant was when he was impersonating xqc no accurate will is here which only means one thing hassan didn't reply to my dm's yeah yeah yeah i'm actually half you came well time to get some sun outside of his shadow oh it's rough it's okay i only invited you because i wanted this to get high views so you know what schlatt thank you for coming here today and thank you for not being racist [Applause] the world is healing uh schlatt and i actually have a very very unique relationship some might call it special if you can't tell i shave my pubes and then he glues them to his face [Laughter] that's so gross i've thought about it and um since clint stevens never accepted my friend request on snapchat i'm here with ludwig wow you know i actually considered not roasting tonight but i'm really happy i came because it's the first time i can say that in months just pulverizes i'm sorry i'm sorry lud i thought about giving you your balls back before tonight's roast but i couldn't find slime's purse upstairs i'll look harder next time um did you guys know that when ludwig first started streaming he wanted to be just like sodapoppin and after the subathon he finally did it now they're both washed up and rich [Laughter] i honestly think though i mean i've known lead for a long time the reason he's grown is because he's always stayed true to himself he never changes anything unless he's streaming with offline tv um i actually don't blame him if i had to choose between hanging out with saikunu and corpse versus hrocker stanz i would pretend to be a different person too [Laughter] sometimes people ask me how to turn on their boyfriend i'm on a housewives podcast we get a lot of you know people asking for advice and i have no idea i keep telling them just to like i have to show mine twitch metrics and tell him that he has more viewers than miss kiss if that doesn't work i just show him a mirror and he looks at himself another story you guys might have heard what we went to a sperm bank at one point to donate not a joke not a joke he went to a sperm bait to donate didn't end up going through with it but somehow still figured out how to ruin some kids lives ludwig's viewers call themselves blood buds because calling themselves children who mindlessly spam frogs in a chat with a special strip parasocial relationship with a man child whom they call their best friend is too long it's hard to introduce ludwig to my family because when they ask what he does for a living i just say oh he's a professional gamer and then they ask which game and then it makes it even more hard [Laughter] ludwig's just never really found that one game he's been great at until he uh he started playing chess and nothing changed nice man i mean ludwig always says bigger number better person and i guess that's why all my exes are better than him there's a lot more in here good that was the last one of course i am grateful and so happy to be here thank you for letting me live in your house so by the way boys if you haven't already please check out cutie i mean she put a lot of work into this and i know she's posting a huge behind-the-scenes vlog about how she came up with this roast it's a much longer story than you'd think on her channel so go check her out and uh thanks for watching we are winding down to the tail end of our broadcast here and there's one person left that hasn't spoken ludwig was uh blindsided by this and he has been furiously typing on his phone during times that you couldn't see him writing jokes one of them i saw slime is so bald so i introduced the man of the hour himself ludwig slime is so bomb uh i had no idea this was happening uh i thought i was supposed to have dinner with cutie's dad she's supposed to be here or he was supposed to be here uh turns out she lied to me i actually didn't know any of this she got away with all of it you could cheat on me i'd never know uh she's not a joke this is real she probably could be uh slime we should talk later um but she's been working on this rose for the past two months apparently because it's my three year anniversary which i found out this morning which is cool so thank you for remembering it's really hard to have a girlfriend who's so thoughtful this is a true story for my birthday she got me tickets to a patriots game and brought my best friend from college in without me knowing it's a huge surprise and for our anniversary i was streaming 13 days in my subathon [Laughter] made a lot of money which is cool for both of us um sorry about that uh it's really nice that uh that slime's here he had a really fun set in a smart of cutie to invite miss kip to make it look even better the couch looks like the sequel to get out are you okay i really want to talk about something important right now um for everyone at home you can scroll down and click the subscribe button it might say subscribe it's two clicks it takes five seconds look it's the last time i'm primer plugger cool that uh you know i have cutie here to help me do all of my content uh i do have to say i would roast you for being a small streamer but stanz is here [Laughter] you're safe oh no sorry i wrote will neff either works uh miss kif uh you went up here i take a lot of your [ __ ] so tell me if i'm doing this right uh [ __ ] you xqc aiden ross ricegum i'm such a bad friend um slime is a really great help and he adds a lot of value to not just my stream but my life and he takes that same value away when we do a sponsor stream and he talks about sucking and [ __ ] for 10 minutes straight and they have to talk to me and say you can't talk about sucking and [ __ ] that's true that really happened we didn't even talk about that you should have known i feel like i like jokes more than you yeah uh ms kif people give you a lot of [ __ ] for copying me i mean it's true you did do an amazon stream after me you did a subathon in the middle of my subathon but it's not like you're going to do a roast next week so it's fine oh that's a great [ __ ] joke i really don't have that many jokes lined up i swear i i found out about this today uh but i'm just happy everyone came out here and did a good job with the exception of mischief half my jokes are against you my bad mizzy keep them coming look at at least we can all roast this on for saying two months ago that uh you were the wash-up version of me and now you have double my viewers hanging out with rice gum so hey firm handshakes [Applause] but seriously thank you everyone who came up to roast me this deus is one of my closest friends my girlfriend and five people i hang out with sometimes and that means the world to me thank you everyone who's watching at home uh this was this is great this is a blast and uh and slime you can come up here yeah get the [ __ ] off the podium dude all right whoa whoa whoa hold on seems like you've been watching a while if you enjoy the content maybe stick around scroll down hit the subscribe button i'd really appreciate it gotta go wait wait wait my mods have they just want a [ __ ] on cutie so can i read the jokes about cutie they they look they have paragraphs all right redemption art for mystic here we go [Applause] let's go these are from my mods they don't like cutie so which paragraph do i want oh [ __ ] never mind that's from my mod his name's titterman he said uh luds got 10 what finally got the 50 000 viewers uh that's actually [ __ ] up nevermind it it made no sense the redemption arc is going poorly uh cutie likes making cakes because they're like her takes hours to look pretty and filled with sweet poison on the inside what the [ __ ] thank you guys oh my god insane that's it thank you guys so much for watching uh once again thank you to cutie cinderella putting it all together let's close it out thank you for watching the roast of ludwig wait i have one more one [Music] can you see the sun is shining on me it makes me feel so free so alive it makes me want to survive

Channel: Ludwig

Views: 2,882,520

Keywords: ludwig, ludwigahgren, ahgren, gaming, chat, stream, decides, lud

Id: GFlSzi7puvA

Length: 48min 42sec (2922 seconds)

Published: Wed May 19 2021