The Roast of Tom Simons

there is nothing wrong with me oh man today was the roast of tom simons i gathered all of my funniest friends in a room and said hey make fun of me this was absolutely hilarious also most viewers get kind of confused and think this is my other tommy unit channel so don't subscribe if you enjoy please consider subscribing it's totally free and you can unsubscribe anytime enjoy i don't really like him hello jack manifold was you're such a friend to me [Laughter] sometimes people find him annoying at first which is interesting because we've been friends for what two years now yeah two years and that that period hasn't ended anyway next time i think we might just have james marriott no wait are you the guy from willy's channel [Music] you are my favorite minecraft youtuber no actually no you're not sorry that's not why it's not what i wrote you are my least favorite tommy's the kind of guy to see hair on the floor after a haircut and ask is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer first of all you know thank you for inviting me down it's quite inspirational to be in a room full of you know very talented people and jack manifold and on the train here however he did write all of my roasts for me shockingly um ninety percent of the roast he got me to write a director at jack manafort great excellent jack manafort you are dressed like a male stripper what does that even mean hey guys powerpoint presentation before in the morning [Applause] um i never actually told you this but one time you came to my house and my neighbors complained tom you're the kind of guy who would come out on twitter just for likes already watch your last live tweet tommy's the kind of guy to see a single gemstone and ask is anyone gonna eat that he ruined bruno mars for me this is bruno this is bruno mars before tommy in it chad powerful in his lane bruno after tommy in it i don't even recognize him he's changed oh okay so tommy wrote this one because it's a stolen j one is jack manifold you dress like someone who wants to be rich but isn't yet he said that's a love wig this one looks to be a bit of a poem oh jack manifold party lover women pleaser degenerate um shakespeare three [Music] tommy and it contains a lot of tubber i hate tobacco there is nothing wrong with me i'll say some things back gentlemen you're the sus remix of harry hill [Music] did anyone notice how james invited jack to the e-boys podcast and then the e-boys [Music] tommy's the kind of guy to see the last of the white rhinoceroses and then he wouldn't wait for an answer not really a roast modest observation i think you're the only person that has a longer neck for me [Music] the first time that tommy and i went out for food he looked me in the eyes and said i think i'm scared of you [Music] you've supposedly been leaving the country for about a month on behalf of everyone else in the uk can you please get it [ __ ] overwhelming but asha just wrote you're splendid [Music] [Applause] i haven't prepared anything because i wasn't aware that i was going to do this just like everything that me and tom do yeah so this is kind of more of a roast on me i suppose but two three years ago tom came into my office to do work experience he kind of knew [ __ ] all about filmmaking and now i work for him to show how far i've fallen wilbur is like pinocchio except every time he tells you a pointless fact that you don't care about his hairline goes back by an inch tommy's the kind of guy to see the entire nation of escottini is anyone going to eat that and not wait for an answer wilbur if you weren't a little bit handsome everyone would think you were wrong nikki you have done things i personally wouldn't do that my phone is the type of guy to check how many views his instagram stories get jack manifold is the type of guy to google his own name to have a wank as much as i you know and know the rumors aren't true and unfortunately the only bent thing about you is your back a man obsessed with calling everybody king uh you put the king in how in the [ __ ] world are you popular and uh i mean i found it a little bit strange that the only time you've managed to get 10 friends in a room is when it's promised we can all come and take a piss out you know tommy in it is a it's a pretty ironic name considering i don't think you've been in anyone that was full-on so i saw that tommy was number 47 on the twitch league list well done tommy [Music] that really does mean that money can't buy you girls so you know it's all about personality like he is literally the biggest [ __ ] i know he went to use my toilet but i was out of toilet roll and he actively cleaned his ass with his hand and my tap like you're dirty he is wearing the exact same clothes as well from that day we shook that hand i'm really just quite disappointed [Music] is there any way i can put a photo of him james i would not like to be locked in a porthole with you ever is that what toilet roll would not be tommy's the kind of guy to see his own shadow what about the time that um you called all of us on discord the stream of men and just asked us to explain to you what the male g-spot was and then upon freddie telling you what it was i'm gonna need hands for them if you tell me [Music] tom is going to be very famous very wealthy and very successful in his old age i think like you know provided that he can do something absolutely awful um and i actually think jack manifold isn't that bad a guy [Applause] if you're ever hiring oh yeah tommy's the kind of guy to see the past tense and ask has anyone eaten that and then he didn't waited for an answer please some touch id if you don't mind basically the whole thing the roast of tom simons was some elaborate scheme by the water to roast me i see i see through your lies so obviously it's through you especially you you aren't even discreet [ __ ] you go up on that stage and just said i'm gonna roast you you made me sit in that couch i felt shame i've pissed myself before tomorrow let's change more than this thank you this isn't a joke right this is serious i'll go to my comment sections people hahaha you're that bald guy that they all point and laugh at you're like a clown like a clown you're like a [ __ ] dick like an idiot can we all clap and laugh at jack oh

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Length: 12min 8sec (728 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 04 2021