The Rise of Skywalker Book is WORSE Than the Movie!
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Published: Tue Feb 25 2020
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There's some quality salt in there.
Like how calling the "Holdo Manoeuvre" the Holdo Manoeuvre reinforces the idea that it's never been done before, and came completely out of the blue, even to the people who live in that universe. Which, to my eyes, only reinforces how little thought went into that hackish writing.
I know George disregarded physics a bit with Hyperspace, lightsabers, laser blasters and all that, but it wasn't universe breaking (or immersion breaking). It had some rules and it was consistant. And we had examples of real life stuff: we understand how bullets, swords and flight work.
"spacetime-bending quintessence physics"
Where do I begin with this? From wikipedia:
Great job Disney. This has nothing to do with light, matter or energy, but the exact oposite. You cannon see dark energy (if it turns out to be real, that is), so how are you using it to make light visable from solar systems LIGHTYEARS away? How is a laser traveling faster then light? I mean, George had slower-then-light lasers, but they were just glorified bullets. We understand that stuff. We DON'T currently understand quintessence.
Also: bending spacetime isn't connected with quintessence, as far as I understand. The accelerating rate of expansion of the universe isn't breaking physics, or bending spacetime. The universe is causing what we experience AS spacetime, so it cannot bend itself. The acceleration of expansion is unexplained, so dark energy is the current theory. This is still not bending spacetime, but just something we don't understand.
Sidenote: how are you sending light through hyperspace? Doesn't hyperspace require a internal powersource? Like with a ship? How is a LASER doing that? Is this Doom3 physics, where a plasmabolt has internal computing power to seek the best targets? Fuck that's stupid.
This is me trying to deconstruct 4 words that Disney just threw out there to make a stupid visual make sense, but none of it works. I leave it to others to rip this stupid book a new one.
If SW fans werenβt such mindless zombies no one would buy this shit and Disney would be forced to fire KK and hire someone actually competent.
But no
I can just imagine all the Galaxy brains opening this book with their sweaty palms and getting excited just at the mere thought that this is SW content.
The junior novel? I'm sure that the normal one is still not out yet
That background music sounds a little too familiar...
It was written by a lunatic so is not surprising.