The Office | Every Cold Open (Season 2 Part 1)

i'm an early bird and i'm a night owl so i'm wise and i have worms wow oh breakfast i got your sausage egg and cheese biscuit yummy yummy thank you ryan was the thing uh you needed me to come in early for um the sausage egg and cheese biscuit but thank you and why don't you just take a couple hours off this is yours home alone risky business take your pants off run around or you ought to do i'm just going to take a nap in my car till work starts okay okay healthier i'll watch those cards where is my desk that is weird this is not funny this is totally unprofessional okay well you're the one who lost the desk i didn't lose my desk okay calm down where was the last place you saw it okay who moved my desk i think you should retrace your steps okay i am going to tell michael and this entire office will be punished colder warmer a little warmer there you go oh warmer warmer warmer warmer warmer cold cold cold back up ooh warmer hot red hot hot very hot dwight schrute hi dwight um what sort of discounts are we giving on the 20-pound whiteboard jim i've given you this information like 20 times it's by the rim uh yeah it is now 9.78 sorry it's a discount seven percent okay thank you gotta get back to work wash your hands kevin hey are they left for the big meeting yet i got michael's lucky tie no they're in the conference room okay wait are those michael's levi's yeah who dry cleans jeans michael and his jeans he gets in them and i'm not exactly sure what happens but i can tell you he loves the way he looks in those jeans i know that's why he started casual fridays i'll take those thanks did she get one of these no thank you do you even know what this is it is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts done this ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core sorry all right numerous health benefits strengthens your back better performance in sports more enjoyable sex you're not having sex plus improved your reflexes i would have caught that okay you know what uh how much is that that's only 25 bucks wow um okay it is friday morning and it is another beautiful day in scranton pennsylvania we have a serious problem here all right everybody lock the doors turn off the lights pretend you're not here are we in danger there's no time to think about if this is real just michael should i call them what the i.t tech guy and me did not get off to a great start here we go don't bring the branches dwight all right ah i got a splinter well suck it up we all have problems hey everybody look what we have nice huh i've got it leveraged ready one one two two three ah oh merry christmas hey hello jim what's up buddy this is not funny why is my stuff in here wow that's weird ooh dollar for stapler that's pretty good yeah well i'm not paying for my own stuff okay i know you did this because you're friends with the vending machine guy oh steve yeah steve what do i want what do i want oh pencil cup oh no no no that's my pencil cup um i don't think so i just bought it uh i think so and you're gonna hand it over to me i love these okay fine get my wobble oh there it is j1 here you know i don't know how many michael what's wrong i'm hurt i have hurt myself oh my god okay wait wait wait wait this is not looking good michael do you need me to call an ambulance no i want you to pick me up okay wait a second i thought you said that you were hurt i to work heard i need you to come and pick me up no god hey whoa michael oh god it's okay it's jim just say again really loudly uh what happened okay i burned my foot very badly on my foreman grill and i now need someone to come and bring me into work you burned your foot on a foreman grill i enjoy having breakfast in bed i like waking up to the smell of bacon sue me and since i don't have a butler i have to do it myself so most nights before i go to bed i will lay six strips of bacon out on my george foreman grill then i go to sleep when i wake up i plug in the grill i go back to sleep again then i wake up to the smell of crackling bacon it is delicious it's good for me it's a perfect way to start the day today i got up i stepped onto the grill and i clamped down on my foot that's it i don't see what's so hard to believe about that could you come get me uh i have to stay here and answer the phone okay could someone come and get me please ryan michael you should stay home and rest there's no toilet paper here could ryan tell ryan to bring toilet paper could you tell him that can you hop i tried hopping kevin and i bumped my elbow against the wall and now my elbow has a protruderance no one wants to pick me up what is going on what is going on michael is um sick and he wants one of us to rescue i'm not sure i'm coming michael oh i'm gonna save you i don't know okay hold on michael i am coming right there dwight michael why don't you call your girlfriend i don't have a girlfriend but you said you went over this weekend it was all made up just someone come okay anyone anyone but dwight oh he hit the pole it's broken right he can't oh my gosh oh dwight dwight oh oh my gosh is he okay he's still driving dwight you forgot your bumper hello please don't send dwight nothing much what's up with you i cannot believe i fell for that oh my gosh what what where's the funny give it to me um was it me or does it smell like up dog in here what's up dog nothing much what's up with you oh wow i walked right into that oh that's brilliant hey stanley said jacket made of updog i'm on the phone what flavor coffee is that up dog what's that i don't know nothing what's up with you huh no damn it what does that mean what does what mean the thing you just said forget it dwight hey is it me or does this place smell like up dog what's up dog gotcha oh nothing how are you doing good how are you doing okay what oh nothing pam's on vacation and she gets back tomorrow so it'll be nice to see her it'll be nice and uh she set a date for the wedding with roy uh june summer so that'll be nice and that's that what oh nothing jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week i would be creeped out by it but it's nothing compared to the way michael looks at me you

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Length: 11min 52sec (712 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 05 2021