Men aren't built that way - The Office US

I'm hungry movie Monday the only cure I know for the Monday blues is Varsity Blues let's go let's go let's go let's go popcorn anyone yes please thank you anyone else no hey Kelly my stuff just got here oh my God Kelly really likes to online shop so I felt like I wanted some new clothes I mean I just I wanted to I just I felt like it was time to maybe um just get new clothes okay I love it really I don't know no you haven't even tried it on yet try it on not at work I'll try it on fashion show fashion show fashion fashion show at lunch no fashion show fashion show fashion show at lunch fashion show fashion show fashion show at lunch wow it's so sexy you look so hot it's really something it's too much what I'm going to return it no you have to keep it today just see how you feel hey hi you you look nice thanks isn't that like your third soda today still in love with the head surgeon uh the McDreamy guy and she starts crying but the dorky doctor he's in love with her D Mifflin this is Pam uh sure I'll get him for you it's Jan for you really yeah I may have a few weeks ago faked a call from Jan in order to get out of a synopsis of I think it was Navy NCIS since then Michael's been suspicious nice why didn't any of you come to my art show I invited all of you that really sucked it's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist Jim I called off my wedding because of you and now we're not even friends and things are just like weird between us and that sucks hey Pam I've been meaning to say something to you I really miss our friendship very funny I've never heard you talk that much I thought it was Kelly are you kidding I would never have done that it was pathetic though no F Well if Michael gets a job I will be so upset because Dwight used to have a crush on me so if he's boss it'll be really awkward but if Jim gets it you should be happy because you have a crush on him and he totally doesn't feel the same way and then he'll be gone yeah well you know whatever happens oh Pam He's Just Not That Into You oh I know we talked about it and he told me no seriously Pam wake up okay Kelly made me realize something she and I have nothing in common and I need more friends gang son all right let's run it back the warehouse got a ping pong table last week now Jim comes down and plays with Daryl sometimes I bring him juice my boyfriend is 12 what has two skinny chicken legs and sucks at pingpong hi Kelly guess whose boyfriend it is I don't want to guess I'll give you a hint it's not my boyfriend I think it's a guy over here I don't talk trash I talk smack they're totally different trash talk is all hypothetical like your mom is so fat she could eat the internet but smack talk is happening like right now like you're ugly and I know it for a fact cuz I get the evidence right there Jim can I see for a second sure wow okay it's not regulation size but it'll do you have to practice you have to get really good and beat Daryl oh I can't beat Daryl please Kelly's trash talking me because Daryl's beating you what seriously what is she saying your boyfriend is so weak he needs steroids just to watch baseball Jim couldn't hit a pingpong ball if it was the size of the moon were Jim's parents first cousins that were also bad at ping pong so you're asking me to defend your honor against killing sort of yes bring me players okay Hey Kevin Jim needs to see you about what he needs help uh balancing some travel receipts are you sure he wants me because I have Oscar balance my travel receipts yeah no he asked for you specifically he's in the conference room oh awesome yeah that's what I thought good game Edith don't patronize me all right what is going on here Dwight thank God you're here as it turns out one of our biggest clients is a ping pong master and I have to play him tomorrow or we lose the account can you help me out will you help me practice the hell I told you all of my heroes are table tennis players zoron primach Yan oi valner wangal George roskov and of course ashra helmy I even have a life-size poster of Hugo hoam on my wall and the first time I left Pennsylvania was to go to the Hall of Fame induction ceremony of Andre gruba how's it going well he has gone from completely hopeless to Simply miserable check this out though spin surf well works like 80% of the time so nice so should I schedule the rematch with Daryl now I think I'm ready I'll make the call wait a minute Daryl is the client no no no he works here dumbass right Spencer yes way to go see that yeah the floppy haired girl you did won a point 1974 woo nice baby nice one hey hey you you I don't like your boyfriend cuz cuz cuz cuz cuz he suck a pink I'm sick of this let's go you and me what let's go pick up a paddle okay bring it on I am you think you can handle this in my sleep okay Val for serve P oh P oh do you want to go play on the table upstairs oh yes um yeah I slept over at a uh friend's house and I forgot my contact solution so I wear my backup classes shut up all right everybody oh my God Pam those make you look so ugly um Pam in order to get hotter you take glasses off you're moving in the wrong direction I don't have my cont B bony I can't even hear you it's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist um Everybody energize you know what an energize me if you Pamela Morgan Beasley don't don't care if you propose to me during a Michael meeting I will say no well it's too late because I'm proposing that you get me a cup of coffee which would energize me greatly make me the happiest man in the world everybody so how are we going to energize our office I mean I haven't done anything since Christmas Pam clearly has just given up trying a lot of jazz cats are blind but they can play the piano like nobody's business I'd like to put the piano in front of Pam without her glasses and see what happens I'd also like to see her topless hey Pam I really like your glasses oh oh thanks all the girlfriends that I've ever had have worn glasses oh okay yeah it's kind of a turn on for me actually I should proba Librarians entering the could you just say these are du back Thursday no d m Mrs Pam okay go ahead and just lay him in his crib and then bicycle his legs and then after Jim quiets down you do the same thing with your baby but if he keeps having problems just give me a call oh my gosh thank you so much but seriously we don't want to bother you any more than we already have that's it going bother you guys are our friends Ravi our amazing pediatrician was asking us if we knew any girls and I said I know the perfect girl yep because Kelly is Indian and oh that's it race had nothing to do with it I just knew they'd be good together Kelly has been a handful in the past but she's had a bad influence she's like an addict and I just had to get her clean there get lower um also little tip um never shake the baby sorry just to be clear you're saying do not shake the baby don't shake the baby um a lot of times parents get frustrated at cuz the baby's crying and they shake the baby and you got to um you can't do that don't shake our baby yeah okay I'd never heard that before so thank you yeah I'm glad you said something me too Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants and her new boyfriend seems awesome if you're into Indian people I'm not hey um what's the deal with this guy he's really into Kelly huh yeah they're really great together maybe we weren't right together but it's weird I'd rather she be alone than with somebody is that love oh we took this one right before we got in that huge fight God I don't even remember what that fight was about you were being really bratty about where we would go out to dinner but all I remember is how pretty you looked taking those pictures of me anyway if you want to order prce of your own I can send you the link I am in love with Kelly kapor and I don't know how I'm going to feel tomorrow or the next day or the day after that but I do know that right here right now all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her again that could change I am not going to let Kelly throw her life away on Ryan and it has nothing to do with access to my pediatrician why you would even ask or we going to ask because I I feel like that question was coming I saw you were getting along with Ryan again he's so sweet he pointed to my latte and he said Kelly that will be the color of our children yeah he's so great remember how it felt when he cheated on you though which time right now I hear you've been bad mathing me to Kelly all I did was remind her that you used to treat her badly well that's your opinion and it's her opinion but it's not my opinion if you have something bad to say to me Pam say it in my face fair enough um I don't think you're a very good person and forgive me but I feel like I've said this to you before I don't like you very much well a lot of people would say that I'm a better match for Kelly than Ravi is oh come on Ryan really rav's way better for Kelly yeah man you're insane right now rav's the whole package I've never met Ravi personally but I'm going to go ahead and say just having knowing knew a short while br that I prefer Ravi and again I've never even met the guy Kelly I wrote you the most amazing love poem but I can't even read it my heart couldn't handle it oh no no no read it please I love amazing poetry no it would cause me too much pain read through the pain be strong this poem would crush you God Ryan go away she found herself a beautiful boyfriend yeah man he's absolutely gorgeous please leave her alone you see Kelly our love scares them it screws up their cookie cutter World Robie makes me incredibly happy and Ryan puts me through so much drama so I guess I just have to decide which of those is more important to me oh boo [Music] holy you are toxic you are toxic heyy Kelly okay I have a few things to say to you and please don't interrupt I wasn't going to yeah you do a lot so just don't thank you I know that I haven't always treated you the way that you for whatever reason feel you deserve to be treated but I want to marry you Kelly kapor Maybe not today maybe not tomorrow but someday and probably barf oh you suck what is your problem hey hey hey hey hey can we turn this back around quickly please can we turn this around quickly this is very important to me turn around turn around can we turn this thing around please thank you she don't want to turn around thank you Kelly I can't promise you that we'll always stay together I can't promise you that I'll never cheat on you nor should I modern marriages aren't built that way men aren't built that way there's a very interesting article I can email to you but I can tell you this even if the odds are 50/50 that will break up within the week I want to roll those dice I love you Kelly ran will you roll this dice with me you mean so much to me but I love and I choose him no you don't I do no you don't I hope we can still be friends I have a hug this really cool Oh e it's good to see Kelly's M Shar oh God you're not the least bit curious to hear a poem straight from Ryan's Soul not at all can we go kapor and CAD desperate he watches second line he is a Drifter out to seea and when the Indian Ocean calms one Speck of white remains in waters cold and Kelly Green it's just so dumb but when he describes himself as a child lost on a life PR ah Ryan can never know e

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Length: 16min 47sec (1007 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 10 2023