chloe decker being the MOST adorable miracle in s5a

hey ellen read the room chloe i am so sorry i i didn't mean to bring up the l word it's just just that i miss that crazy dude you know it's it's okay i completely understand you ladies want to dance you guys are back again to see why lucifer enjoyed spending so much time here yeah i never doubted your partner mace is that blood oh my goodness oh my goodness texas hold up oh so exciting thank you decker what are you doing i'm winning can you believe it yeah but you're supposed to be losing i know but looking for something oh hi huh oops lucifer oh sweetie has come to this full-on delusions we are gonna get through this i promise it it it's fine it's fine he he really is back you know i missed them you know lucifer's back what yes yes it's it's amazing i i am i am happy i'm ecstatic and we're sitting but he did say it was you chloe it was always you which is kind of a big deal because he used my name which is something he never does right yes yeah yes that you're so right that's it i just have to to remind him of who he was when he was on earth and then just give him like a little jump start that's exactly it thank you linda you're a genius you two are perfect for each other [Music] you uh your hands are jaded didn't you judy was a piggy little thief well the stomach wants what the stomach wants am i right i mean we all have desires right i wonder what what she desires well probably just to eat her own food she just said it judy uh do anything else that you found aggravated reminds me you left us at my desk detective it's not even a name sat phone sometimes other than that nice lady you're lying no i'm not i'm sorry did you want to do that there must be something you're not telling us not to speak ill of the dead yeah would you do bite the head off a bat stab her sorry space ass ah sharon oh come on you're lying i apologize for my partner that was very unprofessional from one prince of dublin so other than the books you like judy everyone loved my why oh really nothing at least why would i do that she might be a murderer wait [Music] i lucifer our favorite hi how it's a funny story actually so there i was in hell [Music] for now i'm gonna stick to police work and avoid anything god related hilarious hey we're so blessed god sent you here to find who did this detective oh um yeah well yes that's what god does yep sends me here this sends me there kills a nun just so i can meet all of you and you can excuse us just we'll be right back i do have to remind you that uh i can't slow down time like i used to but i didn't even know that that was an option oh i meant a deal you're my dad so do you have any powers or anything cool i don't know laser beam hands something no no of course not what i admire you oh yeah yeah please tell me you're not making a police consultant anything like that wait did you guys come together uh no so good to see you [Music] you okay but you know i mean sleeping with the devil it must be different somehow right yeah it's not like he has a forked penis or anything oh it doesn't i mean it's totally normal i mean well i'm way way above average i mean it's perfect it's just ringing let's chime again uh you know what this is so selfish yeah and i don't know what is he ghosting and that despite everything you you just want to be with him her her [Music] oh hi hello was i snoring like a truck driver you know what don't answer that because i just remembered you don't lie good morning detective good morning are you cold cold no why odd given that hell was supposed to freeze over right because i said that i wouldn't have sex with you until hell yes yes you think you're very funny oh i know i'm very funny i also know that you are ticklish oh my gosh okay okay okay okay i am starving so what do you feel like eggs or pancakes and old-fashioned whatever you want is dandy oh come on you must have some preference what do you truly desire i i want to have sex with you another four times six actually but did i just motto you i don't know you're messing with me am i yes you're messing with me you are so silly okay hungry okay take her hey so did you and lucifer finally get over your issues and under the covers for the old no pants dance we sure did wow i'm so sorry decker you know sometimes wait i'm sorry rewind did you just say yes uh-huh let me tell you he is not always too nice morning miss lopez morning detective good morning again lucifer we should only had sex it passed from me to you that's ridiculous i we were only playing around this morning i don't have no mocha oh look there's only one way to be sure right now no i'm not gonna mojo you here it's not gonna work anyhow what do you desire i want my motor back oh my god but it's real it's cool no not cool nothing wrong with inserting a little creativity into throat exercises that is some strong emoji uh hi sorry i didn't mean to interrupt you at work is happening already our mojo is working on him i called him power mojo we can do until he lands i disagree lucifer it's not like i don't want to have sex with you because i really really do so couples therapy when we've been a couple for what five seconds is definitely not what i meant i mean loose first being ridiculous okay can you please tell him that it makes zero sense that i stole his mojo during sex okay well let's go follow up shall we i could really use your help off there not that i'm complaining this desk has never looked so good well i thought that maybe this could be our new normal i mean if if you like it well you were can i drink what's not to like about that especially if you take a break every once in a while it's a lovely evening outside if i was you i'd be afraid afraid of what's inside i should go right hey but thank you thank you guys i'm not gonna lie it wasn't fun being kidnapped but i knew you were out there the whole time looking for me i'm just happy to have you back well but from what i heard you really didn't need me you got a serial killer on your own oh well amazing miss lopez helped a bit but yes i suppose it was mostly me and you in a way i channeled you detective did some actual casework i really was my best you oh and my best me by the way

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Keywords: chloe decker, lucifer and chloe, deckerstar, season 5, season 5a

Id: MJWCEDg-fUM

Length: 12min 17sec (737 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 28 2020