THE KSI SHOW

[Music] [Music] thank you [Music] why are you gotta go foreign [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] you changed [Music] [Applause] [Applause] amazing [Music] holes see I told you I want some tea bag yeah you love my balls in your mouth huh yeah take that because I wake up you're on stage in two minutes it's just special oh [ __ ] I almost missed my Big Show huh that wasn't funny oh Mr KSI I wonder could I could I bring a date to the after party uh uh first of all don't call me that uh Second of all yeah let me let me see you okay no chance she's not getting in but I promise no she's a horse man wait wait wait wait can I get a coffee [Applause] thanks hi baby it's your time this is your moment come on let's go [Applause] Jake Paul it's white [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] with me [Music] [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Music] with me la la La Rana permanent and squeeze and squeezy talking about until you see me met mine just like Houdini then I pop up with a bear squeezing him till you see me met mine just like Houdini Houdini [Music] [Applause] okay Tino J1 [Music] [Applause] [Music] told me she's Alive [Music] come every year like Mariah five figure drip when I show the attire no stress I'm in control like a misko won't mean adults and if mine let that disco trust me it's long when they aim at me same chain but they ain't the same as me thinking your king out this matter the song that you're on leave you there looking like corn lying on a funny man thing I just thought Mills keep fight money man think of a billy when they stream I think like a blondie when I see my ring my two teeth [Music] someone told me she's alive [Music] [Applause] [Music] as I caught fashion that girl's got a big back of the cheese clapping the way she's trying it back all the baddies wanna link me now I'm clocking the cash on now she flashing a racks and I just got a couple bookings man pull up with her we get turned up told about the universe to come twerk up but my [ __ ] call me Billy and burner big money in a back armor [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] to pay bringing the juice come with the smart ways do like Kool-Aid I made the news cause I come with a fight or the [ __ ] I'm too pain I'm from that new age photos [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah yeah yeah [Music] foreign [Music] hey yo what the hell was that huh what are you Introducing Me is Jake Paul Harris that's right it's me your old friend Baris no but but I killed you yes JJ you killed me you punched me at one point you [ __ ] me yeah yeah that was a little bit weird but now I'm back you should have known JJ you can't kill a teddy bear they were never alive no harm I'm going crazy this this I must be dreaming now also why do you sound like Jack Whitehall good ear mate but I wanted Morgan Freeman yeah well I guess he said no oddly I pick up a lot of the work he turns down I get it though we have a similar Vibe what are you doing here Paris I mean Jack to warn you that you are becoming too much of an [ __ ] what happened to you KSI when we first met it was such a sweet innocent beautiful boy but you've changed since you won me at the carnival oh I'm still that person hey don't eat that that's my sushi spread it out yeah you eat a home no don't don't what don't give it to me no don't put it back hold it yeah yeah I don't know what you mean I'm still that same person Fame is going to your head KSI if you don't believe me believe our Lord and savior [Music] Jesus Christ hell no Dan Bilzerian Dan Bulls Aryan yes but why are you here let me explain this in a way that you better understand when you're famous you're becoming famous here in Kershaw selfishly to behave like a jackass look at guys like Charlie Sheen or six nine or Jake Paul more they act like a jackass the more money they make it's almost as a famous design to make you an [ __ ] yeah fair enough listen it's tempting I know but listen to Paris and take my book teach you how to get laid I mean it'll teach you to lead a good and moral life all right well that that was weird anyway JJ listen to me you will be visited by three ghosts during this concert they will show you the error of your ways oh see so this is going to be a roast I like roast this is gonna be fun no this isn't a roast it's a real life lesson this won't be fun don't have fun okay and don't forget about the ghosts ghosts ghosts go Echo mate thanks it actually took quite a long time we had to use after effects to get the right and he's gone three ghosts oh spooky like I'm supposed to be scared if I can take on a horse I can easily take on a ghost hi Ready or Not spooky ghost here I come ah yep knew it stupid ass bad pissing me off hello KSI yeah ask you what are you doing on my TV how the [ __ ] did you do that because I'm the ghost of KSI past wait how can you be a ghost you're not even dead I don't know I don't understand ghost rules I just know I'm supposed to show you your past and how much you used to suck are you talking about when I was playing as you in FIFA because that's kind of your fault shut up you've always been mean to me and this is my payback there we go what's all this a playlist of your YouTube videos oh great I mean let's be honest I am the greatest thing to happen on this website but this is your old stuff wait what oh yeah no not my old stuff no no [Applause] oh you're always like this [Music] okay let's start with the classic shall we you can Bend It Like Beckham but can you bend it like Cassie the way you shoot but curse it around and end up in Brazil is dead and don't even get me started on his head when he puts it down and gives you the eyes you know it's good for the record I have 62 England cups that's enough of that obviously my lawyers will be in touch wait ghosts have lawyers next every time we go all in in the club I become a weaker pulling together [Music] give me that it's a good look like a less cool jedward let's look at your next one my wrist that [ __ ] you can't resist cash flow greater than the haters hating on my cheers hating on yours Lambo [Music] sick flow JJ sick sick okay why why are you showing me this what am I supposed to learn here nothing no lesson it's just like your old music was garbage I mean it's a bit harsh did you see that husky song yeah good point look husky that was the old me I'm an artist now so please Esky help me sorry JJ you're on your own so girls come on in come on in ladies uh JJ lets me use his dressing room when he's not around because basically I'm not one of the sidemen and this is a great place to hang you see we've got everything we've got smart TV got PS5 got Mr KSI what are you doing here you want me to be on stage what should terrible assistant oh wait hold on does that does that mean I can't be one of the sidemen [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you don't like me that's established keyboard Warrior let me ask catfish out here living that lavish life you should be embarrassed so it's safe to say your boys stay dry on that rainy days Royal flow put me set the stage waiting for hours and hours to shine on the camera we've still got you powerless life is a but she looked like a horrible it down cause I'm trying to get rich and I'm trying to take it to another level got 100 blacks 400 bezels I'm a [ __ ] rebel I shoot first carry the gay cause the shoes heard put it all on my back was it this song they make it rain till it's three in the morning from dirt to rocks to private home studio over [Music] [Applause] [Music] Millions [Music] of the black Millions all over the business can't cover me up at Echelon to Willow G they eat you don't [ __ ] number one cause I'm Limitless don't come with me I'll stop leaving you spirited message I don't wanna talk to you no no no no no foreign [Music] [Music] memories [ __ ] all my enemies I am the king of the sheep you can stay as I wanna be keeping under me I'm on another level cause Young when it comes fear us I'm a good liberals made my mind lie over Mars I don't see nobody coming near us [Music] [ __ ] yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] this chick for one hour now she pushing me too she ain't looking in my eyes are dripping like a fountain baby girl I need to know is it me or the diamond backing over 11 being broke is never ending I was moving if some banners and I made like a thousand Vibe too real another Gaddy one [ __ ] met a couple times and now she's talking about love I'm getting money can't you see that I'm up the Henny unicorn mixing straight in my swerve [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] swerve okay hey [Music] come on come on come on [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Madness know that when you add this gladness grab it like I'm Atlas always one when they prove it can't believe when they see it I've been here for a minute [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] know that when you at this living [Music] Madness [Music] big name on campus [Music] if I don't finish I've been sick for the longest time and I'm still on top so I have the illness I've gone clear with the strongest part with my own OC shot with the hits on the human torture the team no doubt that is saying I need a preach another feature me never try now it's easily but the people now I drink the tea six figures now is for the free all the levels from a Lamborghini bringing wishes cause I'm buying a genie everything I touch me Big Boy teams everything I say is facts and in a moment but much gonna come back like a thank you jet blackness practice [Music] what I'm finished [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right [Applause] let's fill it all fine living up like the MIT we go high I earned the whole [ __ ] hope you hear it now compromise lower Mauritius making wishes for all these years it is so vicious making riches in all these [ __ ] ain't going shopping people popping for all these things so why you knocking out my door I don't care about what you wanna do I just ignore and You Gonna Keep on charging like a pool I'm at the door imma dress up how I [ __ ] like it's my Decor I'm a [ __ ] up how I [ __ ] life wait [ __ ] I'm independent say that my time is ending still I kill it and go ascending I'm in control doing [ __ ] you don't know I'm a sitting living winner moving like I'm J Cole [Music] I'm uncontrollable [Music] [Music] don't really care about relevance information [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] here who I wanna be [Music] knowing you're controlling me [Music] thank you foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome back to presently speaking with Lorraine I'm your host Lorraine and joining me is my first and only guest KSI what am I doing here Lorraine what I'm in the middle of my special what's going on well I'm the ghost of KSI present and I've got some questions I want to ask you [Music] [Applause] what the hell is this when did you build this yourself well KSI is a YouTube Star a FIFA personality a celebrity boxer and now a musician at a career crossroad that me or me naught happened for him it's a little bit harsh well KSI everything that you do why do you do it well if I'm being honest you know I do it for the fans and also because I enjoy it and also for the money you know what I mean the money yeah your fans are horrible to you they make fun of your forehead and they call you a fat Nick well yes but they're joking you know it's it's like a little love language yeah then why are you not sleeping at night you're tossing you're turning you're you're clenching your jaw you get up to pee and nothing comes out uh okay uh Lorraine uh have you been using your ghost piles to watch me sleep at night yeah KSI why are you so cruel to the people around about you that's true true well let's watch this clip I thought you said KSI would hook us up I'm sorry baby I thought it'd be nice to me just this once well you're stupider than I thought you were I'm gonna jump the fence and go to the party don't follow me but where will I go what will I do frankly my dear I don't give a damn because I'm a horse okay goodbye my darling look at him shivering in the cold because of you yeah but look Lorraine she's a horse KSI what if 1D something really bad happens to you like you're [ __ ] your pants on stage during a big performance you become a laughing stock of the world and then everybody just moves on that's weirdly specific Lorraine why are you being so cruel to me like you're usually really kind I'm just trying to help you KSI KSI everyone isn't he the best we'll be back after this very quick break [Applause] [Music] this is KSI With His Brilliant new album all over the place [Music] [Music] all over the place out now [Applause] [Music] welcome back to presently speaking with me Lorraine coming up we ask how do you wear hats if you've got a fat Nick and rapper AJ Tracy will be live and Direct in the kitchen teaching us his famous beef and onion pot noodle recipe thanks CG but before that we're going ringside for the boxing match of the century and ksi's biggest challenge yet [Music] ladies and gentlemen and fans all around the world it's fighting on in the Red Corner weighing in at 210 pounds the king of streams the rapper Supreme he's the FIFA geek the one and only fat nuke from the United Kingdom it's k s r and in the blue Corner weighing in it none of your goddamn business she's got the voice of an angel on the right hook of a lumberjack it's the one and only Anne-Marie foreign at this time I've been informed that we are legally bound to also include the introduction of digital farm animals nothing forgotten [Music] [Applause] [Music] don't play games don't play games now the fields hit me differently when they hit in this [Music] play games don't play games [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] don't play games hey [Music] [Music] all the things [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] don't play games [Music] differently [Music] yeah yeah [Music] yeah yeah yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] so many times [Music] babies wearing that Paisley [Music] is it crazy [Music] [Music] obsessed with the fitness brain did I finally get a hit list [Music] [Music] I know [Music] [Applause] [Music] come on baby [Music] clay David digital form animals really love thank you [Music] everything I do I do enough for you you you're the only one you're the young one everything I do I [Music] will be you yeah you're the only one I guess you could say that I'm falling foreign [Music] everything I do I do I do it all for you you're the only one you're the only one [Music] everything I do I do I do love for you you're the only one girl you've gone to me my heart beats differently it's like a symphony [Music] Central pay gold a few Vibes a pretty face or two out in Dubai no kiddo Mojitos while we pull side but none of them move in like you I can't wait to get by the PJs but don't mess with skip like nightlife's cool I got nothing against that but I prefer you over all of the riffra do I do [Music] it everything I do I do for you you're the only one [Music] [Applause] all right [Applause] breakfast [Music] [Applause] [Music] questions [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] it's a change [Music] [Applause] [Music] I don't wanna hide until it's too late [Music] changes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] and I am the one who's chosen necklace Frozen I don't care [Applause] [Music] oh my God I feel amazing running out the numbers with my feet my disease is going viral yeah trust me I'm a stick on where we meet beefing like it's 13 37. now they don't let it fired [Music] Rocky diamonds had it ASAP [Music] and I am the one who's chosen necklace Frozen I don't care foreign [Music] yeah situated in My Own Lane I'm not in it for the one time snow Pizza my train always on the go my [ __ ] so cold I'm Eskimo I need an igloo for my shindu and then add a double low show me the money cause I'm not a liar I'm on my Terry McGuire I'm on the up like a wheelie shake you ain't coming to see me my team all over the map living ain't giving and doing it freely you men are full of the cat I'm so ahead like wearing a beanie love calm prime chart moving easy losing Nana she hate all the money I wasted still rapping a brick in a lace she lagging the way that I'm poaching riding the tent like it's Alton and you're right again and I am the one who's chosen necklace Frozen I don't care [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey Google [Music] [Applause] foreign what's up it's me can you not hear me why are you all old as [ __ ] because this is the future dumbass I'm the ghost of KSI future and an old friend just like you were an old friend to them I'm just glad I get to be here these are great great man I wouldn't miss it for the world I'm just happy that paying him a proper tribute that's Mourn Me did I die no no they're not here to mourn you fact they kicked you out of the sidemen a long time ago me yeah you were a giant [ __ ] and then you [ __ ] yourself on stage was right yeah she was and your rap career was over people started calling you shitty scent right poop dog yep okay I get it little poopy pants we're gonna just keep going look you're a bad behavior met everyone on Earth turned against you leave the sidemen so wait if this tribute isn't for me then who's it for it's for me no I'm the world's biggest star now and I owe it all the uksi after you became a giant [ __ ] everyone sided with me and then I wrote a song called KSI is a fat Nick and became an icon it's a pool we're ready for you on stage now my assistant works for you yeah yeah he does but uh I wouldn't call him an assistant more of a friend you know like a best friend no this future can't happen sidewind my assistant Dave his name is Michael give me another challenge please let me go back so I can prove I can change I'm still KSI assignment for life please do anything anything will you change your ways be nicer to people remember where you came from and never snake Vic again of course I've learned my lesson I should have never changed I should be the same guy I was when I started okay Psy I believe you but never forget this opportunity well I better go I gotta go perform KSI as a fat Nick for the whole world Mr Logan Paul your public are waiting for you thank you Michael here enjoy some of this Sushi thank you the excitement for life I can change please take my sushi all right this KSI is a fat Nick song it's actually pretty good wake up it's time to perform it's time for your special a real you're real of course I am and you're about to take to the stage and become the performer you are destined to be to change the world yes I am oh Mr client side I wonder could I bring a date to the after party of course you can also you're fired you let me sleep through the worst nightmare of my life I'm supposed to be getting ready to perform get out of here you're lucky my nightmare was rewarding otherwise I'd kick your ass too and buy me some adult nappies just in case what you thought I promised to be nicer no I ain't doing any of that [ __ ] I will always be same old KSI and I will never change [Applause] [Laughter] no time to take this career to a new level [Laughter] ha ha yo it's the KSI show it's time for light turn myself KSI and Ella Henderson let's do this [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] feeling so high like a black young man come and Godzilla cause I got a big part went through War got a Purple Heart needing my space time recovering all my tastes quick summary new discovery losing that way thank you I'll slip with it don't whip with it I'm taking back shots and equipment and more tricks with it then slip with it still stand up in a bed with a chick in it down been through a lot now mine's called Crown KSI verify stay scheme is openly you know [Music] that you're good [Music] I used to think I couldn't be without you be without you now that you're gone [Music] for a minute [Music] [Music] [Applause] thank you two [Music] [Music] sometimes I think this water simulation the way that certain things just happen with no explanation just like the time I went to go to tell my mom I'm quitting school she laughed at me and said that this is just an April Fool sorry Mom but I'm for real I'm done with living off her life that's just a big old deal I'm way too old for you to beat me I just want you to treat me like a person with a choice and now for my decisions I'm a person with a voice see it light in the dark and it's blind in my eyes [Music] it's never easy on the road shut down many times I've been alone crying I'm fully grown I'm overloaded with emotions overwhelming with emotions with a view that this is just a movie with a crew I hate when overthinking makes me wanna find a new or when the people find a reason just to hate on you I came with nothing on me I'll leave with nothing on me I guess the time [Music] [Music] [Applause] and it all comes apart [Music] see it lying in the dark and it's blind in my eyes [Music] thank you I wanna wake up every morning feeling better cause I know you're sleeping by my side and every moment we're together I remember just to keep it all for you and I I see that body in the sunlight so the rest of my life oh I know I know you know the vibe I wanna stay with you every night you and me underneath the lights I'm always good when you're by my side I know you know you're on my mind you really made me come alive I wanna be here for the rest of my life [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] whenever you hear it's a good time strawberry [Music] shots in the sunshine ice cold drinks till the Moonlight you're my holiday I wanna stay up till the morning when you're talking just to listen to the things you say and every time we're in the middle of the city I imagine not so far away I see that body in the sunlight feeling the Heat and it feels right I wanna do this for the rest of my life oh I know you know you're on my mind you really make me come alive [Music] I'm looking for songs [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] to witness history thank you so much thank you guys [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you thank you very much everyone thank you thank you I'm real you're real Lord forgive us you're not dead in an alley hold it [Laughter] nice and quiet please I don't know I just I don't know I don't understand ghost rules I just know I'm supposed to show you your past and how action I don't know I just understand that so you talked about what I was playing as you in FIFA shut up I don't know what I'm wait I'm in the middle of my God I'm in the middle of my special wife well I'm the ghost of KS laughs AJ Tracy will be live and Direct in the kitchen teaching us his famous beef and onion pot noodle recipe thanks CG beautiful oh it's very silly it wasn't easy for the world I'm just happy they're giving him a proper tribute [Laughter] here we go why do you all look oh [ __ ] oh they're good is it funny if I keep the glasses on on my face public awaiting thank you Michael by the way here has some sushi please give me a flimsy plate I also didn't know what I was driving yeah

Channel: KSI

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Id: DUnF-01dAQM

Length: 69min 40sec (4180 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 25 2021