The GTA V chaos mod trolls me in ridiculous ways

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're playing some gta 5 chaos as you can see for yourself unless you thought this was just the normal game in which case maybe go get your eyes checked or something ah and then i'll go get my ears checked anyway i've picked out some of my favorite missions from the game that we're going to try and complete with the chaos man and it's going to be brutal so stick around this should make it nice and easy i got super running super jump [ __ ] hell they're gonna think i'm like a legit superhero oh no i was gonna say i'm saving the damsel in distress but now i just hit her onto the ground and i'm dying okay that was a bad run that was a very bad run that was a terrible stand i was gonna say maybe i should listen to the phone call to see what i actually have to do but hey molly i'm outside the studio i don't know if i can listen to this oh my super running super jump ran out when i was mid-air and now just ragdolled can i just go into this movie can i be in this movie what you're gonna open fire on me because i entered the shot i think it'll be cinematic god damn it all right run away run away no i don't think the car would be in this no parking area oh i'm gonna die again aren't i honestly i could be a lost extra and you're opening fire on me out of my way it gets uppercut for no reason whatsoever they're chasing me all over the lot i've just confused them but i don't know where i'm going what what the effect is nail guns why am i stuck oh no he's not stuck okay that's great ignite all nearby pads god that was a bit terrifying but that means i'm free to wander around wherever and just find the car there it is right in the middle that was lucky if i didn't get into it in time all the cars were exploded including this one i got the carry sprayed you know to cover my tracks but uh i don't think they're gonna like the respray all right i think i've lost them using all these spikes this is a really cool mission i like this one the start of it had me feeling a little blue but i'm blue again i'm blue okay i'm happy again oh my god my happiness is turning to frustration in the blink of an eye all this guy as if i wasn't annoyed enough smooth enough you know smooth enough everyone on the studio a lot burned to death all right mission pass that was relatively painless i mean for me not the people who burn to death all right this mission is minor turbulence anything involving planes in the chaos mod is a recipe for disaster so that's kind of why i had to pick it really you're a good man no the stockholm syndrome really set in quick with her didn't it oh god where did everything go outside is gone we're stuck in this trailer forever she's got the ray gun wait a second she's a ray gun too michael be careful with her she's dangerous oh no one hit ko that's not good i'm in first person driving if i hit anything i'm gonna die please be a checkpoint i just have a feeling i wanna die i just okay no not too bad just the laramie vehicles all right false alarmy on my behalf then oh there's the plane it's actually easier to see when there's no sky i don't know why there's no sky i don't understand i don't it doesn't look like i have any effect that should make the sky disappear maybe this is just how the game looked and i've just forgotten everything about how vanilla gta looks disable forwards backwards movement please don't kill my plane please don't kill my plane please don't kill my plane oh no no it's slowing it's slowing it's slowing come on we're off we're off we're off we're off come on oh no now i got to maintain a certain speed for facts sake i can't [ __ ] see anything this is just awful i'm just a lonely guy out just this crap dusting his crops this high in the sky i got a lot of crops really shoot me down well that seems a little extreme doesn't it i mean they opened fire on franklin for being a bad extra on the movie lot i wouldn't really tempt them here pacifist okay well please don't make me kill anyone before i board this plane i'm honestly worried about checkpoints here oh no no no there's people there's people oh no no no no no can you be pacifist too please oh my god i almost dodged into that one okay i gotta get that works i was a bit worried there i thought i failed and i was a bit concerned they're back alive okay what oh yeah i was a pacifist oh my god i forgot please let there be a checkpoint all right if you can just wait to just wait for me a second i'm still a passive please stop pushing up on me please oh god damn it i'm out of here i'm a pacifist what do i do still a pacifist still a passive is still a pacifist reloading still a pacifist i'm not a pacifist anymore i changed my mind i've decided that lifestyle is not for me the box i was standing on just went bye-bye i should be careful here things are rolling my way i get up there i want a checkpoint come on come on let's go let's go let's go i'll [ __ ] you dude my cockpit what [ __ ] with all this turbulence that's so bad all right okay he's not even dead hold on all right there we go he's dead oh there's bees in the cockpit bees i'm dying to bees as i as i fly this thing we got an emergency there's bees in the cockpit i'm kind of amazed that i didn't die yet so far like on the planes that was nothing short of a miracle and i don't know if lightning can strike twice i gotta make it all the way back in this thing spawn random enemy wait hold on oh no ah i've been hijacked oh no can i just explain it to them get out of their jump yep all right that didn't work at all oh wait hold on maybe it did okay oh wait what what is going on where's that random enemy are they gonna follow me please don't follow me i think i just broke that mission normally chaos mod assigned i jumped way too soon i just saw the chaos mud thing was about to happen so i was like [ __ ] it go now before i get blown up or something oh why did it have to get foggy i can't see a thing i think i'm like under the map here in the void or something all right there's a tower that means i'm probably close to the ground right okay i can hear people ah no don't teleport me teleport me a few meters why couldn't you teleport the shoot with me let's try this again at least i won't have the fog to deal with this time i guess insane gravity are you serious oh god he's surrendering he's done his legs are just bent i wish i could open my chute but it will not allow me there you go i had to land on the shallow end didn't i at least the game is punishing me now when the checkpoint isn't too bad i was a bit more worried in the plane like that's why it jumped out so early oh wait i can drive this i did not know you could drive this thing out of here let me try it i'm very curious there goes the cargo and there goes the plane still no sky off first person fantastic i'm jumping out i do not trust this hold on hold on this is a little bit terrifying but i got where was my parachute all right i lived somehow that's the main thing oh nature's healing everyone the whales are coming back to the lake they're all dead but at least they're back come on get on dry land i want this mission to be over this one was a bad idea too many opportunities to go wrong disabled backwards or forwards movement okay i'll just side step my way to safety there we go mission passed not too bad i gotta say that one went kind of okay all things considered just a little bit of torture not too much oh great we're getting this cut scene in portrait mode to make an extra cinematic this is if my mom shot the cutscenes in gta 5. this is just uncomfortable i feel like i'm just watching the game through snapchat great as if it wasn't bad enough i have blurry out of focus portrait mode i can't even see them if you let that idiot die you a bigger [ __ ] than i thought revive deadpads oh we can just do that spell again if he dies lamarr will be fine i like how franklin's just hanging out in his own house wearing sunglasses just to make himself feel cool you know you gotta respect that and i'ma need some help well everyone's invincible so i'm definitely going to need some help like if i'm going against the whole gang that are invincible i'm just going to have to like put concrete blocks in her feet and put them in the ocean so they're just stuck there for good i'm a little worried how quick that solution came to me i'm really sorry i don't have any free cars right now but i can't move left or right you gotta help me out here all right i guess i'm doing this ramp then oh well it was fun being alive oh no oh that was too close can we just gently use the cliff to turn perhaps slightly there we go okay now i'm pointing the right way please stop jumping please please stop please please stop hold do as the sign says just stop the trevor is just running in there oh i think you're you got the right idea to be fair we got to get this over with speed is what you need with the chaos mod before it affects you over oh we're doing a night assault that might be a good idea okay that's just some ruined car i i'm not going with their strategy of splitting up i just want to go to the closest checkpoint they're not shooting me amazingly i just kind of ran in here oh they didn't flip all vehicles i didn't even take notice that the thing is stuck in the ground at some point you just get desensitized to the chaos some things just seem normal wait what i changed to trevor and he was shooting franklin what was that wait franklin what betrayal what betrayal of the highest order i don't understand why i swapped to michael for offer stop it lamar he's shooting me with a nail gun and i don't know why is it because peds riot is that it everyone's just attacking each other i can't believe that i feel so betrayed and what is it with nail guns and making me turn into a mine [ __ ] did he just say he'd catch my bullet because if so he's a man of his word god these kids are not very smart why is this mission so easy i thought it was much harder oh return to lamar why is he up there he's just standing there is it because he's blind okay i can't really blame him then lemar it's me can you hear me follow the sound of my voice get in there you go buddy old pal let's get out of here [ __ ] oh fly i'm straight oh my god that was a lot of screaming whoever got hurt there um can i get a cab oh no i'll try and find another car then i guess lemar i'll be back i have no vehicle i i i can't do anything i have no car if only we could take the plane great mercenaries is that plane trying to take off you know what at least because of the mercenaries i have a vehicle but on the downside of the mercenaries there's mercenaries lamar could you please get in i have no tires oh my god oh for [ __ ] sake i'll help my wp stop fantastic fantastic that's great as if it wasn't hard enough to drive come on go go go this is my only shot at getting into this tunnel don't kill me oh my god look at my help jesus christ that was too close random tire popping really i was just going to say at least that can affect me i don't have any tires but they spawned tires since they're popping on me and there's a train there's a train and my w key is stuck lamar get out lemar lamar get out of the car lamar it was lovely knowing you lamar you were a lovely gentleman i gotta say it was it was great being your friend oh that whole chain of events was just wild trevor is still just chilling down there you know what i'll take it yes i would like a buzzard all right lemare get off the car you're gonna get chopped up by the blades lemare come on please dude please just cooperate thank you so much two timer speed no i don't need extra effects that's not what i need right now and i don't need a cinematic vehicle cam either no no no no no don't sit player into random it set me into the passenger seat and just lead it lamarr out oh that was too good to be true i guess oh no oh no oh perfect's sake this angry alien's gonna be the death of me isn't he yeah yep yes he is oh for fec's sake he was literally on top of me when i spawned all right he eated me over here maybe i can actually get him now why are you not dying clay pigeon shooting now spawned a bus no we don't need public transport right now all vehicles are still invulnerable for a second or two can we get into this chopper and get out of here it's up against the rock so won't live unless i have that effect okay there we go all right hop in lamar lamar i swear to god i will actually just chop you up for fun at this rate are you alright lemare i'll give you one more chance to get inside of my vehicle please get in i think it's making up for me having such good luck with transport earlier by just doing everything bad now why is michael just chilling there okay the engine is failing where's the funeral you're gonna have another funeral here in a second when the train comes oh i just hope it's not minor lemares is this time is this intentional go around please which i still ain't been paid for incidentally no that that timing that [ __ ] timing oh my god he [ __ ] lived somehow the chaos mod just has a way of doing this where it combines two pretty innocent situations to make something terrible i guess oh my god he looks worse for wear was that the train that did that to your face or was it just the mission in general god he looks wrecked i thought we was homies for life me too but i thought we were trying to get out of this [ __ ] i set up these fireworks lamar to celebrate our friendship that would really save this moment what's up playa were they just waiting around the corner the whole time they're sneaky i guess it's not hard when all those fireworks are going off to be stealthy [Music] franklin tired as soon as it ends he just collapses on the floor lamar down no franklin down all right we are going to end it there folks i hope you enjoyed the video let me know if you did subscribe if you're new and i hope to see you tomorrow bye for now

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Length: 14min 36sec (876 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 29 2021