They locked me up in my own prison

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're playing prison architect this video is sponsored by paradox interactive so thank you very much to them the total lockdown bundle is on steam right now it's the biggest sale ever on prison architect 26 for the entire collection including the new dlc second chances it's only twenty dollars if you already own the base game and it deducts the cost of any dlcs you already may have i've played a lot of prison architects on the channel so if you've always wanted to play it now's your chance it's the biggest sale they've ever had so if you want to check that out link is in the description but without further ado let's get started all right let's get started with our prisons so these are our colors god dulux are much better at naming their colors this one's just called slop we got dirt on who can forget gruel all right i think we're good to go this is the peaceful land will turn into a hellhole so what i'm thinking given that the spirit of the new dlc it's called second chances i want to make like a really nice prison really forgiving and just almost like a resort but if you do one thing out of line you get sent to the pit of depression which is out the back and will just be plain torture this feels weird i'm actually making like a nice little prison for a change like i'm building the nice canteen the kitchen you got the shower the holding cells luxury cells look at that they have computers and tvs and everything i think i'll feel more like myself doing the other prison i'm building them a yard with like a hedge maze and everything they're spoiled usually i don't even give themselves they're all just crammed in a room together being a worker you must surely think there's something wrong with the plans it's like okay and the hedge maze goes in the south of the prison that is a lot of expenses but i save no expense when it comes to the welfare of my prisoners i should probably get planning the other side actually let's start with an execution room that should be a good size for execution room search for item electric chair you may need another generator that's one today what this is supposed to be my good prison what happened to you death by dangerous driving oh no that's his conviction i was like how did you get a car in here all right we got the execution room set up there's lots of logs around here i don't know if they're going to start a campfire once they start frying them or why so my idea is if anyone misbehaves they get sent to solitary which funnily enough connects to the execution room oh no they figured out my plan cost saving measures across our facilities we need you to reduce the meal quantity and meal variation policies oh but i want a good experience for our well-behaved prisoners but since you've not decided to implement the new food policies you just called me ah what do you want now since you've not decided to no shut up i don't care i'm attempting to look after my prisoners for once okay caught me some slack they're all in the dark wait what the hell are you doing you're just outside how did you what all right you're going to solitary permanently status triggered you're off solitary i don't understand why you're all killing each other when this is a luxury prison i know water and power and overcrowding are an issue and we hardly feed you anymore but this is still luxury compared to this one so be careful what the hell is going on here what what has happened are you not able to get in and out is it just a clog okay there you go you got another door now so you can reduce the congestion there we go they were literally just stuffing themselves into the door so nothing could be done 11 escapes and four deaths why are you trying to escape this heaven why are you moving all the injured outs i don't have an infirmary yeah that that is something that the luxury prison is missing we have a pr disaster brewing here far too many prisoners have escaped that it's your fault we actually have bigger problems than that believe it or not lock it down that's probably a good idea they're putting all the injured into the solitary confinement and i don't know why but i'm not gonna try and fix it i don't have an infirmary so for now that works god they must be pretty upset though because they are just being locked in with the electric chair wait there's a riot why what's wrong with you look the people in the torture chamber are fine why are you arguing you got a hedge mace is the hedge maze too hard is that it okay you're all going into lockdown and i'm bringing in the armed guards why does this always happen what now your business out of control put this right down now or the government will step in i'm only hiring the warden now it's like well fix it then you're a new hire you've no experience you're fresh out of college but fix it i'm also going to build a chapel in the hopes that god might step in and a few snipers just in case god is busy i'm only hiring people now like doctors and you got chefs in there and whatnot like it's a little bit late i don't think it's gonna work for them i think it's it's too far gone okay and free fire uh all sectors have at it it's a free-for-all game let's see if we can get the best kd snipers i like how there's a full-on riot going out everyone's dying and this guy's fast asleep he contemplated rioting but he decided no i sleep wait what the hell is this tunnel you've got in your cell okay that's why you're not rioting you're just gonna escape in the morning my warden either quit or died oh he's there oh yeah he's he's dead what even happened to you the chief is unconscious and the warden is dead i will you got a brand new job buddy boy you're gonna be fine trust me okay we got it under control this is what i call under control by the way um this is bad i think i might need some janitors to clean up a little bit because the whole place is a little bit destroyed with bodies do janitors clean up bodies i may as well finish the chapel as well even though god called in sick he just never showed up and get a lot of iron guards as i'm ready for whatever comes next we have 130 prisoners in 27 spaces this isn't good i'm gonna be honest with you this didn't go according to plan this was supposed to be a nice present there's another riot well that ended a lot quicker turns out a swift armed response may be the best response or maybe it was the chapel maybe god helped this time who knows but something tells me god is not present in this prison released oh you're criminally insane here just go to solitary forever i might deal with you at some point later they don't even have food or water out in these little cells oh no what do you want chief a recent high profile gang case that person's gonna be killed some rat was found and i don't mean like the vermin rats because i imagine they are abundant in this prison i mean like a mob rat i still have free fire on if anything goes wrong if they're allowed just open fire who even needs the electric chair when you got policies like this reform programs oh shut up reform is not the goal of this prison anymore like look at this thing you think i can reform anyone with this i'm making death row prison cells it's time to start executing no never mind no need to start executing when the prisoners are killing themselves well this is helping my overcrowding problem at least and also if there's an overcrowding of guards that is also being solved yesterday was a very dark chapter in the history there's prison far too many people have lost their lives here oh no make sure nobody else dies there you will face prosecution oh no this isn't good oh god everyone lock up lock up everyone get in your cells oh no i don't know is this a good idea i'm just locking them all in together look don't kill each other and there's another hedge maze in this for you okay i'll build another one if you don't kill each other wait did they actually send someone to death row oh they did oh no four people have died and it's only six hours into my 24 hour thing oh no no no no this isn't good oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no this is for me please don't put me in my own prison i'll die in seconds you will now spend the next 10 years in prison as punishment for your crime your own prison no not my own prison it's a death sentence like not just because they'll be angry at me for what i did but just in general like a lot of people die here on a daily basis escape it's your only way out step one reputation your reputation means everything here they know i'm the one behind the prison falling apart so this is how it feels huh to be locked up in your own prison oh my god the prison feels so much worse when you're coming in from this perspective where are they going where are you sending them why is it so dark i'm just gonna go to sleep if i'm gonna wait for morning since it's so dark in here wait why are you beating me i just got here i didn't do anything is it because i was your old boss and the working conditions were so bad i'm unconscious oh what attrition ghoulige doing oh where do you take me if i'm unconscious the infirmary is not built okay i got a wreck point what'll i put up skilled fighter i think all right will i venture out into the yard do i have to be coughed all the time i feel like no one else is coughed all the time oh why are you taking me back everyone else is out and about this isn't fair like look at him he's fighting the guards i'm not doing anything all i'm doing is this cute little dance no no i know where you're taking me i don't want to go i don't want to go over to the execution room please don't do this i don't even know what i did to deserve this like i get i'm the cause of all of this disaster and dozens and dozens of people dying including probably all your friends guard but still i you know i actually know when i spell it out like that i understand where you're coming from hand me the mop i'll use it as a weapon am i allowed leave i'm kind of afraid because it says my solitary time is up but i'm a little bit afraid because i'm getting punished for everything can i just sit here could i take a seat down here i was just gonna see about dhoni here but he needs 21 rep points to recruit he was very very strong very tough and all that but whatever you know i just thought of something they brought me here into the solitary zone but i know this prison layout like i built it i'm outside can i just walk away oh no i can't i'm not quite fast enough for that i might try and get quick next so i can be a bit faster because i'm so slow wait why does why does he keep mimicking what i'm doing if he wasn't so slim compared to me i'd swear it was my reflection we look the same and he's matching all my movements oh there's a tunnel there i wonder if i can get out of the prison there oh no where are you taking me now i myself over there no don't put me in the holding cell for god's sake he places me on the toilet he's trying to potty train me i'll have you know i used to run this prison sonny boy all right this guy's minimum security i'm gonna start beating him up now ow ow no i'm being attacked by this naked dude what the hell no guards help help wait no don't beat me up i got attacked i'm knocked unconscious i feel like i am being targeted for no reason other than being a terrible human being there we go ah i hired my twin he's like a little mini me i told him to beat up the toilet now he's getting beaten up but look we're getting reputation points that's wait why you hit me just cause i ordered him to do it but look now we have two reputation points you know i'm starting to think they're not sending a doctor i've been lying here for hours and no one's showing up it seems so much crueler now that i'm the one being punished okay i'm awake i'm pretty injured but i'm awake um ah what can we do like other than just attacking them again i i want to get some reputation points okay that didn't work i gave him a punch and then he punched me back dude can you come over and help me okay i got a lot of reputation points for that even though i really feel like i shouldn't i punched him in the back of the head and got knocked out i'm thinking of recruiting pierce because he's just standing out there staring in and he hasn't moved in days so i think he might be an asset to the team right they're all being let go but we're just unconscious in here oh this is sad oh my god it's a doctor please let him in come on i need help guard please let him in oh no there's a fight breaking out just just let him in yes heal me up no don't heal carter what about us oh thank you you're an angel thank you so much i know you've your hands full there's a lot of prisoners that need help there we go i recruited pierce oh i can take control of him oh pierce is just leading me to the escape tunnel i think the thing is pierce is meant to be locked up but i never built a facility to hold the criminally insane so he's just left in the hallway that's why he was just there staring all right run razzle run i'm breaking furniture in an attempt to get some reputation points and it's actually working i don't know whose cell this is i'm sorry no no no no no don't attack me i'm i'm innocent oh god damn it i got caught beating up furniture they'll never find me in the hedge maze i built this thing i know that i know the layout oh no i don't want to be in there oh my god there's so many of them following me i'm breaking the utilities the capacitors and everything now for the showers this is all getting me points like reputation points which i can use to recruit a little army go away i'm breaking all of the showers oh they finally got me but oh well i'm getting a lot of reputation points 50 of them where's the other dude okay now you start recruiting people wait this guy's a weapon beat up the guards come on you can take them you can take them now i got a weapon oh my god we're doing so well thank you for opening it for pierce is up here alone all right pierce you go around recruiting people you can be a recruiting agent since the rest of them are going to be unconscious for a while oh you can skip oh it's only one point to skip all your punishments i'll do that then oh now we have a gang gonna give him every skill point pierces our wild carrot just earning us points by beating up all the showers i don't think anyone even realizes he's up here all the poor workers are trying to fix them as i destroy them okay now surrender you got 47 points pierce great job and the thing is they can't do anything to you they know where to bring you because they never built the facilities there we go we're going on a little rampage again we're sick and tired of being sick and tired there we go another person dead she's the amount of guards we've killed another one dead okay now he's ridiculous i've maxed out all his points i just one hit him with a punch open it come on let me at you back off buddy you honestly don't want to fight him yes he opened the door to fix it unfortunately every single yard in the complex is chasing me now but i'm on my way i'm going back in for the squad i can't leave them behind are you in there gents i broke the door they're not even here oh that is a lot of guards i surrender i surrender you can take me i'll just skip the punishment and gather the troops oh god no dude don't start fighting what are you doing okay great they all escaped except for the one dude who started fist fighting the cops so you know what you were being removed from the squad you didn't stick to the plan come on i'm home free yes i escaped my own hellhole fantastic look at those victims that was actually really cool i didn't really know about the escape mode but that was that was pretty sweet i really enjoyed that i hope you enjoyed the video if you want to check out the total lockdown bundle it's on sale now link is in the description great value and really really fun game honestly it really is thank you paradox for the sponsor thank you for watching and i hope to see you next time bye for now [Music]

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Length: 15min 23sec (923 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 26 2021

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When Prison Architect get its NPCs to avenge all the dead in the Sims.