Mmmh... I Look Good

how's it going boys my name is schlatt and welcome back to the nintendo wii you know i always wonder what it's like to live someplace nice i don't think i've ever gotten the chance to so today i went out and i bought a very fun game barbie dream house party i have no idea what it's about all i know is that they're barbies and they're in a mansion so we're gonna we're gonna bust her open and play barbie dream house party i guess but let's make it me first i've always respected the barbie brand for not uh not giving in to cultural pressure to make their models look like actual people i only like blonde bimbos that's what i always say so if you're a blonde bimbo hit me up what do i like most on a woman i'm not gonna lie i like my women bald when they're bald that's how you know they're they're uh they've been through [ __ ] look we me we might just have different tastes you know i like mine tall and big just like i like my men eyebrows oh we all know we got the dots i only like girls with dots if her eyes don't have sparkles in them she's not for me if she doesn't just have two holes protruding from her face then you know what i don't want to talk to her everybody knows she needs to have those those lips dude we need some botox [ __ ] up in here nothing wrong with women having a bit of facial hair either you know this is the ugliest [ __ ] i've ever made barbie barbeyer all right kind of looks like she's been through some [ __ ] barbed wire get it so barbeyer has been added to a repertoire of me's including uh hold on hold don't worry red eminem no no that's me uh oh darius that is hot today's video is sponsored by warpath baby warpath is a base building real time strategy game for mobile devices we're in the thick of world war ii and raven is gaining ground it's up to you to stop him construct and command your very own military base with barracks airfields and more build up an authentic arsenal of legendary tanks like the m4 sherman and classic weapons like the 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okay so we're here we're in the dream house what the [ __ ] is playing [Music] hi ryan it's ryan barbie how are you oh my god i think ron i think i think ryan's got a thing for us he's uh he's playing a guitar that has no shadow hey ryan you up for game day sure if you're there it's sure to be a blast i am so hard right now just thinking about what me and ryan could get up to holy [ __ ] his [ __ ] is so big i can i can already i can already sense it is this ken right here so ken how's the best boyfriend in the world great now that you're here barbie what the [ __ ] is ryan [ __ ] is ken a cuck oh my god hey kid i can't seeing you brightens my day right back at you barbie with sugar on top [ __ ] with sugar on top suck my dick ladies if you're watching this if you're watching this ladies i mean don't please do not take fashion advice from [ __ ] barbie here i know we're gonna do a lot of like clothing and fashion and looking beautiful and all that but that's a little unrealistic okay if you want to know what real beauty's like take it from me i am a realistic beauty standard you tell me you don't want [ __ ] guys like that we got mini games they're all locked they're all [ __ ] locked awesome awesome my day's going great barbie stop [ __ ] playing the guitar bro oh oh the game the game is over there the game is this way we haven't been playing anything get me out of here already this sucks wait is it little black dress with pearls yes that's it all right team nikki and teresa in the house want to play something epic my new video game excuse me why would they have one of barbie's friends salute hitler that just seems like the wrong message is that is that just me okay so she made a game and we're all gonna play it now i guess can i borrow a scarf for the malibu movie awards tonight sure raquel in my closet aisle 57 rack 34. i [ __ ] hate this [ __ ] that's a horrible game [Music] time to shoot oh she's a little bit loud annoying mess which one shuts off the gamey stuff [Music] that'll shut something down the dream house is now on lockdown put your masks on put your [ __ ] mess let the games begin what the [ __ ] is going on what just happened i don't know i guess we're going to play in the living room this will be fun search the room to find your challenge item we gotta find [ __ ] and place them on the pedestal wait what are we doing what are we doing what the [ __ ] are we doing we're running around hitting [ __ ] oh she's got hers okay did i find something i must have i found something perfect let's put it okay it's not that one hey okay hey oh let's go strike a pose strike your best runway poses and copy your opponents to win oh this is simon says oh this is simon says okay you gotta remember you gotta remember you gotta go left up down right left up down right left got it you found it got it oh raquel down things can't always go right hey i got it i got it blow a kiss up got it show me that ass we need to get some meat on her bones bro i [ __ ] lost i [ __ ] lost maybe i'm not maybe i'm not cutesy enough not fair for me to compete against the other girls on the runway why's that they don't have my style my grace yeah i said it [Laughter] [ __ ] kill myself search the room to find photos for the inspiration wall oh my god we have to do the same [ __ ] again don't we [Music] maybe i just don't understand maybe i gotta maybe i gotta get myself into the right mindset to really appreciate this game maybe i do maybe i do maybe i just maybe i maybe i'm dumb big dumb idiot big dumb maybe maybe i'm a woman you know and heart i reckon we can pull this off i saw mix do it and she looked presentable for once so i'm hoping that you know getting getting a nice pair of pink hair would be nice maybe i'd look [ __ ] then so here it is i've got the pink hair i think this is the exact same one she had i don't know how this is gonna work i have never put on a wig before oh yeah oh that's going on does this work am i [ __ ] am i [ __ ] would you [ __ ] me oh it's in my eyes oh [ __ ] i can't see anything i'm hot now i'm hot now i can probably understand barbie something's something's hiding around here and i'm going to be the one to find it we got a wardrobe here we can give barbie a different top i like my women in in blue jean skirts yeah my girls wear red pumps she's got a uh no belt no hair piece no leggings got it okay she's looking great barbie's looking sexier than ever we're gonna go to the next room i think oh my god it's making us find more [ __ ] [Music] where's ken's ken's dream house i bet it'll just be jerking off jerking my [ __ ] and nuts the whole time because that's all men do we really have to find [ __ ] as if the order [ __ ] matters this isn't a goddamn permutation one of mine's [ __ ] statistics my [ __ ] god dude where's the last i shoe it [ __ ] you i gotta run and put it on the pedestal on the left yay now i can unlock the game mode now i can play it's a game mode about catching boxes welcome dream house fans where the today's event takes away where the box is coming from bro and looks to be a real doozy called shoebox skyscraper what on [ __ ] earth am i doing what are they there why are they better than me how am i supposed to get boxes if her stack is [ __ ] taller than mine and it lands on hers first with a capital a are you kidding me this goes on for [ __ ] two more minutes this is so [ __ ] the rich just get richer the rich just get richer the box falls on them on the one that has the most boxes [Music] oh my god oh my [ __ ] god just think about being bisexual bro i literally can't get a box [Music] [Applause] [ __ ] kill myself pick up cupcakes and return them to your own table we're just cleaning up this is the this is the game mode where the women just clean up i i want [ __ ] cleaned up i hire a maid to do it you see me i live in a [ __ ] mansion i'm the barbie i'm not cleaning up you [ __ ] kidding me you see my heels you see my goddamn hair [ __ ] oh this game mode goes on for two minutes and 20 more seconds how do i get the [ __ ] out of here get me in this fridge let me freeze myself to death please how are they stacking [ __ ] that high who can [ __ ] do that you can't this is so my thing this is so my thing cleaning up this is so my thing it is it is actually it is actually propaganda you know what i may have gotten zero cupcakes stacked but at least i didn't buy into the capitalist machine of complacency and the status quo and cleaning up after myself because i don't do that i'm rich step one find detergent step two place bottle on the we're doing [ __ ] laundry we're doing [ __ ] laundry yes [ __ ] yeah i love laundry i love [ __ ] i'm such a woman i have a puss you know what i'm gonna change my outfit cause i heard we got new styles oh that's good looking okay oh my god oh my god what the [ __ ] you're putting that on [Music] [ __ ] [Music] the video ends here i have something else to do [Music] you

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Length: 12min 13sec (733 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 13 2020