Virgin Hunk - SNL

♪♪♪ >>> A 26-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN WHOSE JOB IS EXERCISES, HAS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN 30 WOMEN WHO DIDN'T VOTE. THIS SEASON ON "VIRGIN HUNK." >> HI, I'M DALTON AND I'M FROM TURD RIVER, COLORADO. THERE ARE A FEW REASONS THAT I COULD BE A VIRGIN SO JUST PICK ONE AND GO WITH THAT. I'M READY TO FIND LOVE WITH ONE OF THESE RANDOS. >> I MISSED YOU. >> OH, TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. >> I'M HANNAH C., I'M 31 SO I'M ALMOST DEAD. MY EX-BOYFRIEND IS DIRTY JOHN. BUT HE DUMPED ME BECAUSE I'M TOO CLINGY. >> I HAVE SUCH A CONNECTION WITH YOU. >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC? >> I MISSED YOU. >> YEAH, I HAD SO MUCH FUN ON OUR DATE TODAY. SKYDIVING WITH POST MALONE. TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. >> WELL, I'M FROM REST AREA, MISSOURI. AND I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU VISIT MY HOMETOWN WHERE YOU'LL SEE THAT ALL MY BUSTED BROTHERS HAVE A CRUSH ON ME. >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC? I MISSED YOU. >> OKAY. TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. >> I'M JESSICA C. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN MYSELF EVEN ONCE. >> WELL, I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE MISS VIRGINIA. >> OH, ALMOST. >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC? I MISSED YOU. I LOVED OUR DATE TODAY WHERE I DRY HUMPED YOU AT MEDIEVAL TIMES. >> YEAH, I'M SORRY MY PANTS EXPLODED, I'M SUPER BACKED UP SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF? >> WELL, I'M 20-FRUNK YEARS OLD. AND I'M A CONTENT CREATOR. AND THAT CONTENT IS PORN. >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC? I MISSED YOU. >> SO WHAT MAKES YOU? >> WELL, I MOSTLY DO P.R., PUERTO RICANS. >> OH, COOL. SO HOW'S IT GOING IN THE HOUSE? >> ACTUALLY I DO HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS. I GREW UP WITH KAITLYN S. AND SHE'S A TOXIC LYING BITCH WITH NO TEETH. DOES THAT MAKE YOU LIKE ME MORE? >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC? >> I MISSED YOU. >> TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. >> YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY BRUNETTE HERE THAT MY FAMILY FLED FROM CUBA. BUT DON'T WORRY, I'M ANTI-IMMIGRATION. IF I COULD HAVE CLOSED THE DOOR BEHIND ME, I WOULD HAVE. >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC? I MISSED YOU. DO YOU REMEMBER MY NAME? >> YOU KNOW I DON'T. AND IF I GUESS, YOU'LL THINK I'M RACIST. >> MY NAME IS ADOCKU. >> I'M NEVER GOING TO SAY THAT. >> OKAY, I'M KATIE NOW. >> HEY, I LIKE THAT. >> ANYWAY, I'M BLACK AND HAVE SHORT HAIR, SO I JUST WANT TO SAY GOODBYE. >> OKAY. VAN'S OUT FRONT. >> HI. IT'S ME FROM BEFORE, BUT MORE DRUNK. >> SO WE'RE ON A DATE. TELL ME THE SADDEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU. >> WELL, IT'S TOUGH TO SAY. EITHER MY AWKWARD PHASE OR WHEN MY MOM COMBUSTED IN FRONT OF ME. >> THAT SOUNDS REALLY HARD. >> YEAH, SO, MOUTH STUFF NOW OR -- >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC? >> I NEED MORE TIME. [ KEYS JINGLING ] >> I'M GOING TO GET THAT. >> HI, I BROUGHT YOU THIS PEACH BECAUSE I LIVE IN GEORGIA. AND THIS IS A BANANA. IF YOU PICK ME -- >> THIS IS MAKING ME FALL FOR YOU. I'M NOT SAVING MYSELF UNTIL MARRIAGE. I'M SAVING MYSELF UNTIL THE PRODUCERS SAY GO. >> I HAVE A SECRET. I'M ALSO A VIRGIN. >> WHY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I'LL WALK YOU OUT.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,749,003

Rating: 4.8849177 out of 5

Keywords: james mcavoy, beck bennett, aidy bryant, cecily strong, ego nwodim, kate mckinnon, melissa villasenor, heidi gardner, snl, snl 44, snl season 44, saturday night live, the bachelor, virgin bachelor, colton underwood, abc the bachelor, colton underwood virgin, s44, s44e11, episode 11, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Split, Glass, X Men, Dark Phoenix, It: Chapter Two

Id: rjPVo564uxE

Length: 4min 14sec (254 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 26 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/lxytrv]

“I’m Jessica C. and I don’t know what to say because I’ve never been myself not even once”

“Hi it’s me from before but more drunk”

Lmaoooo SAME

James McAvoy is my forever crush ever since Penelope ❤️

[u/baburusa]

“I’m not saving myself until marriage, I’m saving myself until the producers say go.” ☠️☠️☠️

[u/c0mbeferre]

i'm dying at the sleeveless hoodie, what a detail to pick up. that's still how i picture colton. crying in a sleeveless hoodie.

[u/wsox74]

“Rest Area, Missouri.”

[u/MissMiaTM]

I think by now we can all agree that someone on the SNL writing staff is an AVID member of BN because the amount of accurate references in those skits....I love it 😂😂

[u/LAnative12345]

Lol joining other SNL Bachelors such as Car Guy, Farm Hunk, and Bland Man. 😁

[u/RoseGoldRedditor]

“Miss Vagina” 😂 This skit is GOLD!!!

[u/Catharas]

“My job is - exercise”

[u/[deleted]]

"30 women who didn't vote" lmao