The Actress - SNL

>> I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE IT AS AN ACTRESS FOR YEARS, BUT I WAS SICK OF DOING COMMERCIALS OF PLAYING ONE DIMENSIONAL WOMEN WITH VACANT LIVES. THEN ONE DAY, LIFE CAME KNOCKING. THIS TIME WITH A CHALLENGE. >> EXCUSE ME. HELLO. I'M GRACE. ARE YOU THE DIRECTOR OF THE FILM? >> WHAT? >> I'M THE LEAD ACTRESS. I PLAY THE WOMAN WHO GETS CHEATED ON IN THE GAY PORN. >> OH, YEAH. >> I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT MY LINE IF YOU HAVE A MOMENT. I OPEN THE DOOR, AND I SAY, JARED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NOT WITH MY GOD SON. LIKE THAT? IS THAT MY GOD SON? >> YEAH. >> FASCINATING. >> YOU'LL PUT ON WHATEVER YOU WANT FROM THE WOMAN THING. YOU'LL GET YOUR MEAL VOUCHER AFTER WE WRAP. >> OH, THANK YOU. OH, LUBE. THE DIRECTOR'S METHOD WAS GUIDANCE REGARDING THE CHARACTER. ALL I HAD WERE CLUES, PIECES, A PUZZLE OF THIS WOMAN'S LIFE. TWO PAIRS OF LOOSE SWEAT PANTS, A SINGLE UGG BOOT, A COUPLE OF BATTERIES AND SOME HAPPY 2017 GLASSES. WHO ARE YOU, DEER DRAZ? THAT'S THE NAME I GAVE HER. THE FIRST SCENE WAS ROUGH. >> ACTION! >> I WAS HAVING TROUBLE FINDING HER. I'M GOING TO THE MALL. PERHAPS I'LL GET SOME FLOWERS TO BRIGHTEN UP THE PLACE. THE HOUSE COULD USE SOME COLOR, NO? IF YOU NEED ME, YOU CAN REACH ME ON MY CELL PHONE. >> CUT. JUST SAY WHAT'S IN THE SCRIPT. >> I WAS JUST TRYING TO ACT AS DEIRDRE. >> THERE'S NOTHING TO HER. PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING TO SCROLL PAST YOU SO THEY CAN GET OFF. SHE HAS NO PAST, NO FUTURE. SHE EXISTS ONLY TO BE CHEATED ON. SAY WHAT'S ON THE SCRIPT. >> THANK YOU. >> ACTION! >> JARED, I'M GETTING MY NAILS AT THE MALL. NOW TEACH MY GODSON PUSHUPS RIGHT BEFORE OUR WEDDING, JARED. >> CUT. THAT'S GREAT. NICE AND FLAT. ON TO THE REAL STUFF. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH, YOU CAN SIT ON A FOLDING CHAIR JUST OUTSIDE. I'LL CALL YOU WHEN IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO CATCH THEM IN THE ACT. >> WHEN THEY BETRAY ME. I WAS RIDDLED. JARED, HOW COULD YOU? I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WOULD FIND DEIRDRE IN TIME. NOT WITH MY GOD SON. JARED, JARED. >> WIFE, WE'RE READY FOR YOU. >> AND THEN JUST WHEN I THOUGHT SHE'D NEVER COME TO ME. >> ACTION. >> SHE DID. >> JARED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NOT WITH MY GOD SON. >> I SAW THE RICH AND BEAUTIFUL BACK STORY OF THIS WOMAN. HER CHILDHOOD, HER FIRST JOB, THE NIGHT SHE MET JARED. >> THREE, TWO, ONE, HAPPY NEW YEAR! >> THE PROMISES SHE WAS TOLD. >> I WILL LOVE YOU, A WOMAN, FOREVER. >> HER GOD SON'S 18th BIRTHDAY. >> I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE BATTERIES. >> AND ALL ANOTHER TIMES SHE WAS BLINDSIDED BY LIFE. >> JARED, SOMEONE BROKE IN AND STOLE MY LEFT UGG BOOT. JARED, YOU HAVE A SECOND CELL PHONE? JARED, WHY IS MY GOD SON SLEEPING OVER? I FELT THE BRUISES AND SCARS FROM THE PAST. I SAW WHAT LED HER HERE. YOU WOULD NEVER HURT ME. AND I SAW HER IN THE PRESENT, WALKING IN ON THE LOVE OF HER LIFE WITH HER GOD SON. AND THEN DEIRDRE TOOK OVER AND SAID -- JARED, I FORGIVE YOU. >> CUT. WE'LL EDIT THAT OUT. JUST GIVE HER THE MEAL VOUCHER. >> DEIRDRE, HOW DO I GET YOU OUT OF ME? I CAN'T TAKE YOU WITH ME. I'M SORRY. THIS IS IT. GOOD-BYE. >> OH, HOW DID I GET LUBE ON ME?

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 12,348,183

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Id: 9HVH_I04ZrM

Length: 4min 7sec (247 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 14 2019