Cheques - SNL

>>> THANK YOU. >> OKAY, I'LL SEND YOU WHAT I OWE YOU RIGHT NOW. >> WITH SERVICES LIKE VENMO AND APPLE PAY, THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO SEND MONEY IN AN INSTANT. >> JUST GOT IT RIGHT NOW, THANKS. >> WHILE CONVENIENCE IS GREAT, DON'T FORGET, THERE'S ALSO -- >> CHEQUES. BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LIKE FURIOUSLY SCRIBBLING ON A PIECE OF PAPER, CARRYING IT, FLICKING YOUR WRIST AND SAYING, I TRUST THIS WILL SUFFICE. >> USE CHEQUES FOR ALL YOUR PAYMENT NEEDS. INCLUDING, MAKING HIM LEAVE YOUR DAUGHTER. >> TAKE THIS. TAKE THIS AND NEVER COME BACK! DON'T PICK UP HER CALLS. SHE WILL BE HEARTBROKEN BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DONE. >> FORGET WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU SAW LAST NIGHT BY THE GAZEBO. >> USE CHEQUES FOR THINGS LIKE PETER'S BIRTHDAY. >> FOR TAKING MY RINGS OFF AT NIGHT. >> CHEQUES. >> BUYING POISON. >> JUST ONE SIP AND I BECOME HEAD OF THE BOARD. >> BEST OF ALL, CHEQUES ARE EASY. >> HERE -- WHAT DAY IT IS. HERE -- HIS NAME. HERE -- HOW MUCH. HERE -- THE SAME BUT IN LETTERS. AND HERE IS THE SECRET. >> CHEQUES. >> A CHEQUE IS DRAMA. A CHEQUE IS A PROMISE. GET THEM IN BASEBALL, DAFFY DUCK OR MICHIGAN STATE. AND MAKE SURE TO ADD THE DASH AFTER THE AMOUNT OR GOD KNOWS HOW MANY ZEROS THEY'LL ADD. >> CHEQUES! >> AVAILABLE AT RIDGEWOOD SAVINGS BANK.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 2,355,702

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Length: 1min 53sec (113 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 30 2019