The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge #5

pack your tiny sunglasses slide them down your nose and say I don't think so mister this camp has all the biting jives and structured activities of brassy babe could ever want from West Hollywood California the only news team that doesn't know what's on the teleprompter before they read it anyone who laughs or breaks loses points this is breaking news good evening from channel 6 breaking news I'm Madonna chicken and I'm Madonna porks tonight we dish the deets on America's deepest dish doodoos and pop a squat squawking about America's top glazed goods you may think you know croissants but the truth might surprise you and we discussed the shocking results from a new study out of hard university what is America's worst yawn you might think it's and you're right but first blow out the birthday candles because it's celebrity birthday time frederik turd turned 131 years old today and 37 years dead miss you buddy tutu on to today's top story summer every year we're hit by a heat wave and water wave if we're at the beach and willing to have that experience okay but the question remains what do we do with the children every summer they least going where do they go the answer may surprise you if you've never heard of summer camp but what about the precocious youngsters who are just too sassy for the typical camp experience tonight we tell you about a summer camp called comeback kids a barb infused summer experience for sassy toddlers under the age of three let's head to fish ass Maine where port wall Falls is on the scene work thanks Madonna says pack your tiny sunglasses slide them down your nose and say I don't think so mister this camp has all the biting jives and structured activities of brassy babe could ever want bird bird judging archery with your freakazoid brother's face on the bullseye a talent show where little vulnerable children singing get dragged immediately and potato sack races when asked to comment on his comeback kids experienced precocious camper Oliver Pugh said do I know you and not hurt my feelings am I too sensitive to be brought down by three-year-old back to you thanks squirt now can I ask you a question Madonna nothing perfect let's go to weather thanks Madonna sis's Harbinson coupe are here to fill you in on the weather son length what flowers are doing when I could go on in a word air it's up it's down it's all around I'm blown away by the information I've learned this weekend this wind is gale force in that my wife Gayle has forced me out of the house I didn't mean to upset her but [Music] shut up it's not happening start for crying I need to be alone sorry about the problems with my way my way sick and unfortunately for our final segment news for dolphins now what does that mean oh it means alright well that's the hope for breaking news before we go congratulations to our employee of the week this week we aren't supposed to laugh or smile and this person has no self-control Congrats to Ally no this episode of breaking news was brought to you by NBC's bring them funny a new comedy competition show coming to NBC tune in to see comedians trying to get laughs instead of failing to suppress them like we just did starting July 9th on NBC [Music]

Channel: CollegeHumor

Views: 727,184

Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, comedy, sketch comedy, internet, humor, funny, sketch

Id: wByqVoXr-Xg

Length: 4min 48sec (288 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 25 2019