Don't Laugh News Challenge: Teen Heart-Throb Helen Mirren

hi I'm Long John Jovi the San Francisco treat there are ten full episodes of breaking news that will only be available on drop out TV start your free trial today and from all of us here have a very merry Swiss --mess from West Hollywood California the only News team that doesn't know what's on the teleprompter before they read it anyone who laughs or breaks loses points this is breaking news hello and welcome to breaking news the show we don't know what we're about to say and we're not allowed to smile or laugh I'm Doug smuggles I'm Tilikum the whale from blackfish tonight the New York Philharmonic is playing a special concert with noted composer beans beans the musical food and later we ask the question where have all the Cowboy's gone da doot doot da doot doot da doot da doot doot but first move over Bennifer goodbye busy eat RuPaul Giamatti there's a hot new celebrity power couple that puts the 3/6 of you to shame that's right teen heartthrob Helen Mirren is shacking up with the owls of ga'hoole II it's a power couple bands have named hell who Lee talked about a who's who of Ga'Hoole E I will if you hear uh whoo whoo whoo don't be deceived that's nothing man that's how who Lee baby what a couple they are one is America's Sweetheart the other is Helen Mirren together they're a swirling mass of feather is an absolute class that won't stop shrieking sure keeping me awake Mirren met with the screeching night birds of her hometown of Ga'Hoole II since then the two have been spitting out dozens of new projects and masses of indigestible fur and bones crunch crunch that's something a fourth grader would love to dissect for a crappy science project you're telling me I mean what are they even testing you heard it here first folks L pellets of Ga'Hoole e aren't science well at this point we've said go hooli so much that it's lost on me so it's time to toss it on over to our eye in the sky the king of ding is a master of plaster dildo Baggins who will be reporting on sports for some reason today dildo thanks Tilikum the whale from blackfish well the Philly Phanatic is being replaced by the Philly fundamentalist he had this to say honk honk those who do not root for the Philly shall be cast into the pit their bones ground into dust their soul boiled in a lake of acid hot praise adieu Belle Herrera our Savior conch powerful stuff indeed in other news the LA Lakers suffered a loss against the Denver Broncos because they were playing two different sports many lives were lost something happened in NASCAR but who gives a good news for people who like bad movies and there's a sequel coming to the 1994 movie little giants called little Patriots it's about a football team of misfit kids who find victory through constant constant cheating and get ready for the XP GA and extreme golf league no matter what you're like--you're guarantee they hate extreme golf that's it for the sport report I'm dildo Baggins bagging dildos since 1942 that's experience I could trust I'm sorry to interrupt but we're now getting word of breaking news developing in the world of yesterday for more on this we turn to our reporter in the field billabong Thornton Billabong what's going on down there the year is 1847 America has just won its war against the sea a strange new music called ska but it's good is sweeping the nation and everywhere people are doing a dance called the jazzy taint it's a disaster people just won't stop doing this dance even in order by the president the cruel but sensual Angeline Ron tooth was not enough to stop the scourge of the jazzy taint the economy collapses factory workers bankers even the cool but central longshoremen stopped all work to do the OL jazzy tanked unemployment skyrocketed thousands starved and millions moved west to the cruel but Central Pacific Ocean all for the sake of the jazzy taint a pretty little number that I'm gonna explain take your right foot and step to the left foot and step to the right to take your tape and add some jazz that's catchy can I see I can see how that took over the country yes it's funky but fresh cruel but sensual indeed well keep us informed with any updates before we go we should tell you that this week's loser is grant what a chump well that that sounds that sounds right I tell you before we actually dump out I'd love to see a little bit of the jazzy taint getting done take your right foot and step to the left take your left foot and you step to the right then you tell your team to do some Jack my taint won't do and now for the weather if you're a fan of breaking news the forecast is bright and sunny because there are 10 episodes of breaking news that will only be available on dropout TV go to drop out on TV today and don't forget your sunscreen

Channel: CollegeHumor

Views: 454,908

Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, comedy, sketch comedy, internet, humor, funny, sketch, celebrities, couples, Breaking News, rekha shankar, grant o'brien, tao yang, mary holland, laughing, games, the news, old timey, dancing, sports, sports mascots, mascots

Id: xcYwGc67e-M

Length: 5min 23sec (323 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 09 2019