Don't Laugh News Challenge: Arm Wrestle Me! [Full Episode]

[Music] from West Hollywood California the only news team that doesn't know what's on the teleprompter before they read it anyone who laughs or breaks loses points this is breaking news welcome to breaking news the only news program where we don't know what we're about to say and we're not allowed to smile or laugh I'm Tom hollandaise and I'm Walter hollandaise tom is my idiot son our top story tonight Tom went to brown and then moved to be a newsman which he could have done without all those student loans he got you heard it here first America my father has no respect for the news business I have plenty of respect for the news business I don't have respect for you Oh big man big man fixes hot even though he lives in a studio apartment that's what we're living in these days it's cool I call my captain sir and no one else you arm wrestle me right now you arm wrestle me right now all right well you've really shown me that you're something here today I respect you son yeah sir please sir as my father call me down yes sir we go now to our weatherman who is in fact my father I call him Sir hear that everyone my idiot son calls me by my first name my name is sir hollandaise now I'm here to tell you about the win I'll be honest I became a weather person because my wife got pregnant anyway I'm going to try to work on out why Wynn exists right here in front of you maybe Wynn is caused by and I know this sounds crazy but maybe it's caused by windmills whatever I don't know I don't know anything to anybody eat my old man with the folds back to my dumb son and ugly grandson thanks grandpa mistress in neither my father or I love you what dare you talk to my father that way he's flawed but so when does everyone else he ruined you the way important you've all seen the adorable videos and now you warn me I'll show you ruined arm wrestle me tell me you love me I love you I've always loved you I just never learned how to show it from My Father now with sports we go to my sister Lisa hollandaise stunning lack of professionalism from the rest of my family on this broadcast I apologize to you the viewer and vowed to bring you the news from the world of sports with clarity and I'm proud of you Lisa and I've always been then why didn't you come to my soccer games because when I was a little boy I saw a dead body in the fields by the soccer field I was on first there was Columbus City kickers then the Felix autoparts Columbus City kickers then Felix autoparts kickers then the kicker make kicker faced kickers then the arnold palmer the drink not the golfer kickers then the katana by Microsoft kickers then the am I allowed to just leave an old couch on the street I see it all the time but I'm not sure what the actual rules are kickers then the George Bush did 9/11 kickers then the Bixby by Samsung kickers then the naked old lady who won't get dressed in those gym locker room kickers then the why does the produce constantly suck at Trader Joe's kickers then the guys who were Eagle Scouts in high school are all kinds of unbearable Mao kickers and of course the Felix autoparts kickers that one already it was a different sponsor with the same name and that was just a coincidence I'm sorry I was afraid of the body I forgive you that's it for us today but before we go today's loser was with me for laughing too much thanks for watching that was really terrible it's honestly one of the worst performances I've ever seen by professional loss at the armwrestling 1000 breaking news this just in you have just watched another episode of breaking news there are ten episodes only available on dropout TV go to drop out TV and start your free trial today [Music]

Channel: CollegeHumor

Views: 545,328

Rating: 4.9335604 out of 5

Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, comedy, sketch comedy, internet, humor, funny, sketch, screaming, dads, Breaking News, tao yang, katie marovitch, raphael chestang, brian huskey, laughing, games, the news, soccer, weather, family

Id: mbH81YmhEPE

Length: 5min 2sec (302 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 09 2019