THE CHINESE DRINKING KING PANGZAI (PART 2: THE KING'S COURT)

we are absolutely obliterated I can't even open my eyes behind these shades they're just crusted shut I've got by Joe I had spent all last night demolishing booths with my guide prongs I the drinking king of China we had hit it off so today he had invited me to his village to get an inside look at his daily life to kick the day off Hong's eyes showed me around the compound where he lives of his extended family he showed me his brick collection yeah that's a brick then decide to give us a demonstration of one of his favorite pastimes breaking them in half of his hand [Music] [Music] get down [Music] see then tried to break those halves in half again which was a decidedly more difficult task but the words give up aren't even in pong sighs vocabulary literally seeing he doesn't speak a word of English Oh brick God he then wanted me to take a crack at it but unfortunately my career as a blogger have turned my hands tender and frail sometimes I I get hurt playing volleyball I just don't think I could bring a brick I'm like I'm getting hurt by [ __ ] volleyballs your hand it's very thick my hand instead we decided to head inside and do something a little more my speed rapping dumplings [Music] [Music] I need to get her on my [ __ ] squad yup as his mom and wife finished up the dumplings tongs I suggested we take a walk around his village now he's buying cigarettes souvenir only smoke on special occasions I think I think I'm sure [Music] that's a very diverse group of people we got oh I like this I got faith are you [Music] she trouble what a show poor little guy song y'all are crazy on it I'm good all right so pongs is showing me the cornfields where you know he works in China most young people have been going to the big city and only come back to the countryside for like Chinese New Year but Kong's eye has stayed loyal to his roots it's very peaceful here you mean so sorry about be careful going in half without yeah yeah do that yeah sometimes life in the big city can be ten masa a lot of trouble a lot of stress the human son had a coffee shop in Zuppa don't go Milt anyway that's kind of like why I like there's a lot of people that live in New York City but then there's you know peasants in Cincinnati and like that's just that's just their life now that I was familiar with my surroundings it was time to break out the bye Joe bye Joe I wanted to thank Banzai for his hospitality so came bearing gifts fine well yeah just Cheers okay to avoid having to drink more bye Joe I offered to take pawns I outside teach him how to funnel a beer [Music] you can do it I guess [Music] [Music] hang on no chuckle come bonsai and his family had fixed us up a giant Christmas feast of donkey eggs and bean sprouts Christmas is about you know about spreading warmth and love amongst your family and that's kind of what we're doing right now [Music] Hey Oh ha ha ha ha Oh arty darts are due to our hole yah yah yah chance to then the dumplings arrived when you drink with dumplings the more you drink the more you have whether that be happiness friends money good fortune so yeah so always always remember to get borderline blackout drunk with eating dumplings that's nuts like they told me the parents will ask you the hard especially now it's just going down to the ovule I'm in the zone it's a Bay and Punjab uh-huh yeah I like to give my dumplings a set of balls spicy models by Jo Java and your toddler to to you that's not a good idea [Music] I couldn't help but notice his wife still wrapping dumplings in the background and wanted to make sure she knew her hard work was appreciated she has been a saint ever since I arrived she's just been just wrapping dumps rapidfire she does the work because she knows that her husband is hosting and wants to wants to get drunk wants to crush beers and she accepts that what do you think of your husband's videos yeah well tell her that uh neither jobs uh but also that well then you are a connector so you think she's what artists and actors will say huh knocking at door oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my question for him is at what age would he be comfortable with his kids drinking a beer yeah you know Charlie full of all kind yeah but do i true nucleus all right the time you may what's your what the or - oh the guy shot Charlie audio okay John ha you prefer that you do so bigger to human longer so you can tell him that actually the like hi drinking age in the u.s. creates a lot of problems because kids need to sneak booze and only drink it secretly and so they don't have someone who teaches them how to drink responsibly and a lot of times they just start drinking too much and started blacking out and it creates like a lot of issues there's a lot of binge drinking problems in college there see though what hey Jackie do you need to go could you have speaking to us food or eat or something well mission accomplished as we had both made a friend for life unfortunately though after a squatting lesson a trip to the squatty potty in the breaking of one last ceremonial brick it was time to say our goodbyes [Music] I've never seen a guy without a penis mouth [Music] well I had only spent 24 hours of bars I was three or four gulps the bond that we had formed and the lessons he had taught me holy [ __ ] would last forever son I get cut off and who knows maybe our paths would cross again later down the trail of life [Music] it will up [Music] Oh [Music] you

Channel: The Wonton Don

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Keywords: China, Donnie Does, Wonton Don, Shanghai, Weird, Whoa That's Weird, Asia, travel vlog, barstool sports, pangzai, king, china, hebei, shotgun, funnel, binge drinking, tornado, baijiu

Id: X9jSR_BDe80

Length: 14min 49sec (889 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 14 2020