Donnie and PFT Do Hong Kong 7s

[Music] Hey Hong Kong Sevens showed up here at like 6:30 a.m. the line was already about a six blocks long but it's moving now we're almost in got to meet up with PFT he should he's meeting me on the stairs because I have his ticket [Music] welcome to self stance Hong Kong Sevens it's my friend PFDs first time here you got any first impressions I'm loving it I think it's patently ridiculous that any stadium allows people in before 7:00 a.m. but here we are face yourself I see a lot of like British high school kids puking all over themselves around 2 p.m. I don't want that to be you buddy excuse me sir Grateful Dead concert or Hong Kong Sevens Grateful Dead is years ago in psychology Hong Kong Sevens over the Grateful Dead I've seen both do you get a little loosey-goosey here you taking a little bit of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds here it's drug free no loosey goosey well you got to do is the alcohol mate and anyway I'm the oldest player for the typhoon Rugby Club here in Hong Kong I'm 55 years old or a [ __ ] hook one how much how much I play hooker position no I am a hooker what number you he knows what numbers say sex get it sex sorry I'm late darling I'm a performer not a Swiss train conductor I didn't think so there Freddie Mercury yeah you want to go do blow in the bathroom no I'm okay thank you all right that's the right answer literally everybody hears you Freddie Mercury this is actually great I can do really [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] and then just point to these guys why am I covered in blood all right I've been in the self stands for four minutes I'm already covered in blood yeah people around you should have like a poncho on like they're at a Gallagher show if you're bleeding at your neck it's like cover up freddie mercury's dousing us with blood hats off to hats off ta jeans jeans liking I understand it very hot okay can I just say that it is a fantastic feeling to wear leggings it's my first time my life where I'm God blessing women is the most comfortable thing to travel in most comfortable thing to workout in [Music] [ __ ] you wells Wells what's your favorite part about whales my favorite boy what's been calm Brioni is all I can say are that's like saying my favorite part of the United States is like Eastern Kentucky alright P of T let's go take a deep dive into the north of the self stance we're going up where all the degenerate Tsar's I've heard that there's a tradition in the South stands where you throw piss on the people can you confirm or deny [Applause] alright that's piss pros oh yeah I'm more of a pissed receiver I feel like I'd be really good at getting hit with piss I'm liking it so much if you're I might chuck some piss later your thoughts we're near in China you guys see the Great Wall when you're Hong Kong Sevens you got to throw pesos it would almost be impolite of me to not throw a bag of my own urine if somebody we got a cross through excuse me grizzly guy I just want to ask you a serious Christian free what turned you from [ __ ] gills you're getting it received an awesome I didn't hear a word of that what I'm trying to say is what a [ __ ] [ __ ] gay [ __ ] son oh Jesus Christ no comment on that let me ask you one more question and we're back had a minor setback for a major comeback I punched you in the face immediately regretting 100% but I appreciate the fact that you started run into help they tossed my mic [ __ ] 15 rows down and now it's gone we have some footage of them if you know them please DOX them there are horrible [ __ ] people they are [ __ ] scum of the earth but we found a new fake mic with the lava to it we're gonna do some interviews I appreciate you going around and engaging the crowd to say I'm just trying to have the dangerous stuff do practically like a war reporter hey I'm just trying to do a little expose on what the self stands are like you know show the people how it is I've drank as much alcohol as I have trying to always yeah it's a big Blake bortles guy you got a problem Blake bortles then you gotta follow me no Blake bortles is the best American citizen of all time you can say anything you want about America booty start talking [ __ ] about Blake bortles we got problems I got my eye on you I've heard you described as the Rob Gronkowski of the USA seven state would you agree with that maybe a little bit it's like hitting things you're friends with P of T how did you guys get to know each other I'm part of my take sorry PMT's erect a guy I'm a rugby guy we got together before wolf before the Olympics and here we are you made me drink a beer out of the shoe and that's like the ultimate bonding experience if you want to drink out of my shoe you can't I wore that shoe for [ __ ] 12 days in Tajikistan [Music] smells like [ __ ] Hey well Tajikistan isn't known for infectious diseases so I think you're good I'm gonna have a soggy walk home though [Music] all right day two of Hong Kong Sevens how you doing bud I'm hurting a little bit yesterday was a long day woke up this morning no voice guys behind me my head's throbbing I feel a set of French people chanting so I think I'm gonna do some MDMA I think that's the move it's artificial happiness and we're definitely not going to be getting natural happiness sitting around a bunch of French dudes do you know how many hits this is I would I would just put the whole thing in the drink share the drink there's gonna be a lot of fun I'm excited [Music] all right we have tea let's do a little status report I gotta tell you I am so [ __ ] we're walking on sunshine baby tiny I'm Beyonce right now I feel amazing this is like the coolest feeling I've ever had in my life that's Hong Kong Sevens for you mix a little mmm do you like pina coladas buddy guys I'll be on your Johnny I am [ __ ] up Yoko y OU h KO you only Hong Kong once I'm good Yoko no baby Yoko [Music] do you have tea - not bringing this yes - Hiller magic this guy brought a Hitler mask he says every time he puts it on he gets hit with approximately one cup of piss I'll say this right now I when you wear the mask to people to actively try to throw up beers and ba yah yeah yeah we wear it because we bait the contrary because we hate the kind it's like a governance it's like when you think of we best get up on your wall made him kill himself exactly this guy's can [ __ ] right on get [ __ ] I'm a banana man I'll get sucked [Music] new life [Applause] [Music] [Music] combination physical gummies we've gone on man strength we're going to get our asses kicked my Fiji we're missing Danny Barrett is a good guy if we do end up beating him they'll be a [ __ ] upset last three hours today Fiji's going to learn that they're nothing but a bottled water brand let's go baby [Music] five like 300 I don't know why I think it's a good lifestyle look like the Sun coordinator for Rambo [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right so after beating Zelda Africa USA just lost of Fiji and they are now out of the tournament you know a lot more about rugby than me what do you think AB in there I could have done more as a fan on the sidelines don't put this on yourself guillotine I got a do you have to put it yet to look at the man in the mirror and when I'm looking at the man in my mirror I see a guy that was just like really really dangerously intoxicated we're gonna go play a little game one of my favorite games in Asia you choose an expat and you guess his nationality if you guess correctly you win 10 to 15 Hong Kong dollars if you lose you'll lose it over to my right there is a very heavyset guy wearing the Dallas Mavericks jersey I bet you he's not from Dallas but I'm also gonna make a wager I'm gonna make a wager he is from I think it's like a week how about you I disagree I think he's from Samoa he's also the thickest human being I've ever said like I'm talking bull oatmeal in middle of January thick this guy is an absolute unit where are you from so I'm walked a man yes all right Donnie picked the next person I'll guess the nationality all right there is a girl up there she's wearing a white tank top she's not wearing a costume so it's hard to pick I think she's from France I think she's British what country are you from I'm in Hong Kong where you from originally the UK [ __ ] I said France good job Vince so that you can [ __ ] that the guy in the pink shorts that I wrestled earlier what nationality you think he is Australian sir are you from Australia no - where are you from what this is so gay I just got hit by pitch this one guys will bring in back visas wedding birds bees on your eyelids and apparently that's all the pieces you have the ship is good man yeah [Music] I don't do anything just give it a moment it's gonna get like this is called the idea rule number one a besom rule number two is always [Music] these lives not for everybody so we are in the concourse at Hong Kong Stadium I was just in the bathroom I saw two of the worst bathroom stalls that I've ever seen in my life I said Donnie in minato recon there's literally underwear coming out of the [ __ ] toilet in there it's really incredible one day give me all the dirt from the women's bathroom what kind of gossips going on there today I love for me love [ __ ] saying love bunch of Chatty Cathy's in there ya know shaggy were you saying that people were getting laid in the woman's bathroom me oh you got laid in the woman's body yes okay she's on the news Betty alright PFT you took a risk flaw days are for the weekend hours our guide I don't know if I have the best track record but my god am I glad you did it I had such a good sign this is like an amazing weekend I don't remember half of it already that's how you know it was a good trip but yeah it got even a great host shout out to you shout to the whole city of Hong Kong turns out it's a fun ass place to go visit and big shout out to the USA rugby team finished third place in the Cup trophy so that means that we are still in first place my guys I'll take that oh and there's Waldo what you look at that that's Hong Kong Sevens for you [Music] there's a director with this [Music] that could be it could be really bad beer a really good place [Music]

Channel: The Wonton Don

Views: 426,436

Rating: 4.9526796 out of 5

Keywords: China, Donnie Does, Wonton Don, Shanghai, Weird, Whoa That's Weird, Asia, travel vlog, barstool sports, hong kong 7s, HK, rugby, world rugby, south stands

Id: j0yOZKH7tk8

Length: 16min 49sec (1009 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 16 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/AromaticButton]

PFT and Donnie on molly is easily in the Top 3 of best things on the internet ever

[u/FlappinJacks486]

“Donnie, I’m gonna be honest with you...”

[u/TangerineLivid]

I can't watch this video without thinking of PFT describing the hangover on the plane ride home

[u/replicant1138]

That looked exhausting

[u/Traffic_soup]

The deleted scenes are awesome. PFT rolling is so goddamn good. That constant smirk he had was hilarious

[u/Philo_Beddoe99]

Another classic that is seemingly forgotten is the series where Donnie joined the football team over there. That was amazing.

[u/WheelSnipeParty17]

Goated

[u/quilty10]

This is a modern day classic

[u/paulyv93]

This video was better because of all the discussion and deliberation on the pods before he left about how stupid it would be for him to go halfway across the world for a weekend and still come back after tripping balls to do the next pod.