The Button is BACK!!

all right what do i watch today what's the move wait a minute what what it's back [Music] why does it sound like i'm about to bust jesus christ it's back it's back the button is back the best series on youtube ever created on anything is back oh thank you cut gods thank you it was just over two years ago that i watched the last episode of the button with you on this channel and what an emotional moment that was it affected me i was depressed that the series was over just four episodes four measly episodes that changed my life and cut left this comment we've been sanitizing the button just for you cody stay tuned that was two years ago two years ago they've been sanitizing the button for two years and finally it's clean and they're ready and they brought it back and i could not be more thrilled thank you cut i'm [ __ ] so pumped to watch this let's get it on and let's get it popping welcome to the button a speed dating show when the button lights up red either player may press it and swap out their i mean the memories are flowing back to me right now just hearing this voice is like oh let's go hearing this voice reminds me of you know cracking a white claw at noon and then just watching this and that's all i did in the day i mean i drank like eight other white claws but you know what i'm saying if two people can last on a date for 10 minutes they win an all expenses paid second date this is the button it sure is it sure is how are you doing pretty well you two have similar vibes do we what's this vibe yeah what's the similar vibe um the hair maybe the come on like the button and i are on the same page but they're like okay okay do you find each other attractive all right oh you're waiting for me to go [Music] oh [ __ ] oh oh it hits just as hard oh that did not lose any of its effectiveness in two years that hits hard especially directly after the button was like do you find each other attractive and she was like just waiting for this [ __ ] thing to turn red so i can hit it but i don't want to say no to your face but i'm gonna do this which is way worse no i don't you're ugly yeah i don't really like guys with long hair hi i'm nicole nicole nice to meet you ryan was in the army you're in the arm i was in there well thank you for your service ryan yeah from 2012 to 2016. jesus christ so much for thank you for your service jesus he's like yeah you know i did three tours in iraq afghanistan saw some pretty messed up oh don't worry why did you press me i don't know man something about army guys why do you hate our troops i don't i don't they're just very like i don't know overly masculine hi i'm nicole nicole omari cool so what do you what do you do for fun i mean right away she just the whole the whole tone of her voice changed was like so what do you do what do you do for fun she might as well have been like damn what do i do for fun video games video games what kind of video games the big um yeah that's that's got to be the worst thing you can say on a [ __ ] date is it like pick anything else anything else you know you could have said like i play the recorder maybe not that it's pretty annoying it's not bad it's just when she says what do you do with your free time and there's like a [ __ ] game then it's like that just makes it just it it's got a lot of negative connotation you know got me all right why did you reject him because there's more to life than video games i like video games hi is it your mission to get me out is everyone like angry i don't know i don't know about that oh what was that damn what was that little move right there looks awfully like you went to hit the button realized it wasn't red yet and so then like finessed it into a little oh oh nice to meet you this girl's picky i don't know what's going on who's she waiting for i don't know about that i've heard about you though hi very nice to meet you ah psych it's not nice to meet you bye here i'll hit it again bye thanks for playing though i appreciate it psy what have they said oh i knew it i'm talking no it's okay oh my god why did he press it so aggressively holy hell let's get a replay on that jesus what have they said he knew he knew he saw all the guys walking out a tail between their legs and he was like jesus [ __ ] this girl's harsh and so he's like i'm gonna be the one i will win this for my fallen brethren i will humiliate this girl he wasted no time he jumped at that it was like sorry i just i don't like you oh i knew it i'm talking no it's okay personally please be gentle with me i i i will do my best i tend to not uh pay attention to how hard i can go sometimes just that sex thing yeah i took the words right out of my mouth that's what i was gonna ask what the [ __ ] button what the [ __ ] are we like are we vibing right now he's so funny someone comes in and then another person walks in they're like oh i oh i thought i was just going to talk to the button i thought this was i didn't realize i got it okay sorry i might i might i my understanding of the show is totally off thought this was like an ex machina sort of thing you know i could fall in love with the robot but it's all good i mean i'm down for people too uh i mean sometimes okay travis how's it going i'm good how are you uh i'm you know i'm doing all right it's i'm not really a morning person by this time i usually have had like two red bulls or something like that ugh again what the [ __ ] are you guys doing i respect the honesty but red bull in the morning kind of person come on come on like an energy like at least wait till afternoon for an energy drink don't don't be sipping those in the am stick to coffee tea classy beverages okay um what do you do uh i i tried to get a guy sorry why did you impress me because i said he's not my type next date please hi my name is daley no no no no way no way i know you did this for me come on a furry in a in his [ __ ] suit come on i know what you're doing cut i've come on i mean i can't wait to watch this though so nice work nice to meet you i didn't get the memo about are we dressing up or yeah what's going on yeah so i am what do you call a furry and i just dress up and i put smiles on people's faces so do you have like multiple wait put smiles on people's faces like other furries right i mean i guess he he put a smile on my face when he walked in so more smiling at you than with you or is it i only have one oh my god she hit it twice she did three times i did it first careful careful tell you rejected okay sorry i'm sorry no no no no don't follow me you're good you seem lovely i'm patty i don't even know i don't even know what to say that was that was absurd that was [ __ ] absurd i'm patrick nice to meet you patrick and patty yeah patty are you a virgin a virgin no i'm not are you a virgin yes i am oh do you usually have to tell people that first off the bat on a date i don't usually just catch no i just i just keep you at the end okay thank you why did you reject her is it because she's not a virgin no it's because he's older than me how do you know uh i can tell god this [ __ ] this game is so uncomfortable so uncomfortable i mean i'm still waiting for like any sort of energy but i guess they end it with that usually so maybe we'll see that at the end but oh my god for the button just to call him out like that are you a virgin because he he is he's a virgin so never had sex so okay i'll about you i'll let you guys mingle so how's your day going today my day is gone i'm scared but i'm i'm excited why are you scared uh first time doing this can you tell me more about yourself uh i'm a student mm-hmm how do you i'm 23. okay what's your dating age range above 25 and then stopping at like 36. 36 is oddly specific isn't it i do not [ __ ] with 37 year olds they are [ __ ] you do too are you from l.a i'm originally from uganda okay i was born there i moved out here when i was like one so you're from here no i understand they just shared a little giggle there so i'm sensing some energy her hands are awfully close people try to like play it off they're like yeah i'm just doing small talk and they're like inching closer and closer to it so they can just ah so you got to be careful about hand placement here it looks like they're vibing but i'm suspicious i feel good okay so one thing that's big for me is music yeah so can you give me let's go let's go i like more like hip hop r b do you like to dance i like to dance what about you no i just was having fun i cannot dance at all everybody can dance no everybody i mean they're definitely hitting it off right now for sure but i kind of wish he [ __ ] that question up because that was that would have been hilarious she's like what music do you listen to music is huge for me like the button's already red anyone can press it at any time but they're vibing and she's like what kind of music do you listen to and he's like honestly i just like exclusively listened to lmfao yeah all the old hits man i can't get enough of those things you know it's a reference to my last video if you watch that and if you didn't go watch it i want to go on the show and just hit the button every time and be like sorry i'm getting married yeah i'm committed i'm getting married so yeah happy relationship so sorry it's just every person sorry get married what can i tell you no you seem grapes getting married sorry [Music] why don't dance with a guy if you're gonna just reject him right after mix signals a little bit is it not you had a chance before why'd you have to go cut shapes with him and then reject him it's like now he's sweating a little bit no one wants to get rejected while they're sweating we could be friends i nice to meet you you too sorry oh it didn't turn red yet oh ow oh oh god oh [ __ ] no i'm so sorry oh she's still going why are you still going i'm so sorry tell me about yourself okay i'm sorry this is way better than the furry part way better oh so i mean i respect i respect him for just being like i mean tell me about yourself i guess what the [ __ ] guys i already know i'm getting booted out of here so we might as well enjoy the five seconds we have remaining it's so sad oh this is so awkward i'm gabrielle and you are [ __ ] out of here give each other a chance yeah let's give each other a chance let's let's okay oh yeah now you're all for it yeah for sure now you're all for it or are you a little embarrassed i do see you as a friend no oh that was cool ice [ __ ] love this guy wow karma's a [ __ ] what's your name i'm allison allison hi i'm joel nice to meet you you too how's it going good i'm a little nervous yeah made me nervous yeah like my hands were like freezing earlier just like so i like ice cold because i was just nervous but um sorry you've been rejected joel oh [ __ ] that was kind of a sad ending he was riding so high and got demolished he just lost i mean he just lost all momentum there like the hand thing what was that i'm just so nervous my hands are freezing cold this is a red bull in the morning type comment what are you doing all right how's your day going i'm doing pretty good i got pressed so fast last time oh you've you've been here before like you've done it we went through the whole thing over like oh yeah they're recycling us big time yeah wow really looping back around yeah why do you think you got x before well i don't think we found each other attractive oh okay i said it and she and she i thought you were about to do it so i thought you about i was i was like i i won't do it quickly if you don't do it okay can we make a truce sure why are humans so scared of rejection rejection sucks who would like it right and i think like most people are pretty egocentric so like rejection is part of that i think i think we think that it reflects something about us as a person sometimes god this [ __ ] show is so simple and stupid but such but such a great like lens into human psychology like they both told each other they weren't going to do that they were like i won't hit it fast if you don't and they were both like they looked each other in the eye they're like yes and then they were so scared about being the one to get rejected that they both broke their promise at the same time what does that mean you know i'll let you figure that out you know i'm not a psychologist but [ __ ] it's crazy now it's like a statement so we're going to reject both of you oh that makes sense okay all right cool [ __ ] good move good i'm [ __ ] fully on the buttons page hello hello what's your name kat hi i'm jordan nice to meet you how tall are you oh i'm 5 11 and a half all right i'm about the same okay what do you do for fun uh me and my sister go and get a lot of coffee try different coffees around the city you gotta fix your posture bro cause like i mean you're about the same she's like a full three inches larger than you here what's going on you slouching that much you know sit back if you try different coffees around the city try different beer um depends on what time of day i guess do you drink too much my mother might say i drink too much but i feel like others think i drink just enough what does booze taste like booze or boobs please clarify do you swing both ways no all right so boobs taste like i feel like it tastes like any other part of your body since it's all you know i guess oh i can describe i've definitely like definitely sucked on tons of boobs before like when i was a baby for example and uh i don't remember what that tasted like but i'm assuming milk this is a weird date what's going on here that's true what's your favorite part of a body to taste come on i was with you but you know what is that question a little perverse no what's your favorite part boobs he's going with boobs um i'm a lip girl so i mean i live yeah wait how often do you see like the space like every day [ __ ] that was rough i'm happy that ended that was rough why did you reject him i didn't feel the spark maybe because your conversation topics were a little [ __ ] weird button maybe if they weren't talking about sucking boobs for the whole date it would have gone a little better maybe i'm cat nice to meet you cat nice to meet you hello how's your morning i didn't know i was coming here so i didn't know about that until like eight what does that mean i mean i was a last-minute switcheroo oh you were forced to be here no not against my will oh so you are dating you are single yes i am single they did not bring a taken person here okay we're kind of nearing the end right now so i um to me it's not working to me it's not not much chemistry you know you can kind of tell right off the bat i'm not getting it but maybe we'll see a software engineer oh wow what do you do i do construction or like a carpentry i lay wood and decks and you build stuff i do yeah if i build something it'd fall over so well who knows i can teach you i could teach you i could lay word with you [ __ ] sorry mine's kinda cute you're very attractive [Applause] you're yeah you're very very attractive and you're a software engineer that's way smarter than me what turns you guys on what turned you on yes i like he's like just shut the [ __ ] up talk about sex all right get weird with it the button the button's drunk just [ __ ] you guys gonna [ __ ] or not huh what's your what's your net worth what's the [ __ ] how much you how much money you have in your bank account right now say that to each other right now what's your fault most [ __ ] up secret which member of your family do you [ __ ] hate the most what do you do for fun what's your hobbies um me and my sisters like try out different breweries around town oh really yeah that's that's your hold on that's your that's your hobbies you drink beer that's everyone's hobby no offense i mean if it's your hobby it's your hobby but it's not really a hobby it's kind of just drinking beer making beer brewing beer that would be a hobby drinking beer not a hobby because if it is then i'm [ __ ] skilled a hobby is like something you like get better at you know and i'm already the best at drinking beer i can't get any better no actually that's not true there are dudes on tick tock that are better than me you know guys are just shocked on beers so i'm not the best so anyways oh yeah [ __ ] we were watching this i'm definitely super nervous but yeah would you would you want to go out again sure i'll go out with you again congratulations a little sweet you won the button do i get to take the button home with me you take the button oh no it's gentle absolutely not leave me alone [Applause] wow wow yes it was everything i could have imagined and more truly thank you cut i'm so happy and and might i just say if i if i may that the button did look awfully clean it did it did even wiping that [ __ ] down i couldn't tell so it wasn't a lie i know you've been sanitizing the [ __ ] out of that thing so you know it took you two years but you did it you brought it back i'm [ __ ] pumped i'm pumped there better be another episode so if you want me on hit me up you know all right good to see you thanks for coming [Music] you

Channel: Cody Ko

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Length: 21min 39sec (1299 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 11 2022