- Should kids play with
these one-star rated toys? - Let's talk about that. (upbeat instrumental music) - Good mythical morning. - If you wanna see us
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and you too can HARALS, have a Rhett and Link summer. - Oh, it's an acronym. Well my mama always told me
just because you can play with it doesn't mean
you should. (laughing) And I'm talking about
poorly-reviewed toys. But can we tell if it's
highly or lowly rated just through sheer inspection? It's time for is this
Amazon toy one-star or five? I don't know, what do I
look like, Jeff Bezos? - Okay so what we're gonna do
is we're gonna be given two Amazon products. One with a majority of five-star ratings, another with a majority one-star ratings. - And using our impeccable toy play skills we're gonna guess which is the one star and which is the five star. And the winner gets to keep
an item of their choosing, let's play. - [Female] First up
we've got Prankstar 2060 Poo-Dough two pack for $7.99
versus the Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn for 39.34. Which is the one-star toy? - Okay so this obvious. - This is basically play dough. Now I will say that there
is a corn and a peanut. - Seriously? - Little mold, it's on there tight. - This looks like just chocolate icing. But when put in the proper
shape it's probably gonna. Oh that's kind of the darker one. You know how sometimes
you get a little bit different colors? - Yeah it depends on
how many different meals you have together back-to-back. Get a little bit of the (mumbles). - Here's a little bit
more right there, too. It's squish out if you don't meet it. All right, and you said
this was called a what? - [Female] Poopsie. - A surprise, Poopsie. - [Female] Slime Surprise Unicorn. - All right so this is
filled up with something, with some sort of water
and I'm gonna feed it because I was told it's in eat mode. (laughing) - It's going right through it.
- Oh no. - It's pooping out as you do it. - It's already pooping instantly? You're supposed to switch is to poop mode. - That little unicorn eats her fiber. - Push the button and
then the hatch is just constantly open. Well I'm not gonna show you the hatch, you can know what it looks like. But yeah so immediately
is just started, oh gosh. Look at that, runs right through her. Her and her arm tattoos. Okay and then there is glitter in that. So it's like glitter pee,
I ain't touching that. - Are you having fun? That's the question. - I'm actually angry because
there's glitter involved. - Well but look at
that, look at that turd. And you can eat it because it's chocolate. - No it's not. - No, I was just trying to trick you. - I got excited for a second. But I will say with their
powers combined, now. (laughing) - Whoa, she did a bit duty. - Now we're talking. - You get to go roller skating mow. And look, a corn and a peanut. Good for you, and you can eat again. - Don't feed the unicorn feces. Okay so we're gonna put our
hand over which one we believe is predominantly one star. See, there's three glitters right there. - [Female] You ready? - It's against our rules to have glitter. - [Female] Yeah, yeah, three, two, one. - This piece of crap, no pun intended. It didn't even go into poop mode. It's constantly in poop mode. - Yeah, because this
piece of crap really makes a great piece of crap. - That is reliable dookie maker. - I mean it's really, really good. - Just like me when I've eaten my fiber. - [Female] The one-star
toy is the Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn. - Yes.
- Of course it is. - [Female] But you know,
the number one complaint is the opposite of what we found. The complaint is that the
unicorn is constipated. Not in our case, no. - Come see us, we figured it out. - The proof is in the pooping. - [Female] Next up we've got the Kangaroo multi-voice changer for 13.95 versus the Accoutrements
yodeling pickle for 14.99. Which is the one-star toy? - $15 for a yodeling pickle? - Let's hear that thing yodel. (yodeling) - Which came first, this
or the kid in Walmart? - I think he may have been inspired by it. - Oh really? - I think he may have been,
I think he may have been inspired by it. - Now you're supposed
to sound like a kangaroo with this thing? - It's a voice transformer,
it's a voice transformer. And then you do different combinations. It's a voice transformer. - Same voice. - It's a voice transformer. - Well don't change your voice. - It's a voice transformer,
it's a voice transformer. - Change it again. - It's a voice transformer
that doesn't work very well. It's a voice transformer
that doesn't work very well. - Well that changed. Here's like try this,
let's transform a yodel. (yodeling) - So the sensitivity on
this thing is not great. You have to talk pretty
loudly and you actually end up hearing my voice
and so you don't hear the transformed voice. So if I wanted to talk like this it just makes a weird static. - I can't understand you, man, either way. (yodeling) Oh shut up, I didn't
mean to push you again. - Stop it, stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop it, stop it. (yodeling and banging) - That a durable pickle. Indestructible, think
about it, if you did that to a regular pickle do you
know what would happen? You'd have relish. (laughing) Oh shut up. - Okay ready. - Okay I'm gonna put you back in your box. - [Female] Here we go, three, two, one. - Obviously, right? - This one, man. - [Female] It's the voice changer. Reviewer say it plain didn't
work, including this one review stating, my son used his
birthday money to purchase this. He was very disappointed. All settings sounded almost identical. All settings make your voice
sound incomprehensible. - My son is very disappointed with this. - [Female] Not as described. - This is not as described. - Drop it, say drop it. - Drop it. - Yeah, but when you do RoboCop it works. - Drop it. - Not as well as when
you don't use it, though. (upbeat instrumental music) - [Female] This round
we've got the Air Swimmers remote control flying shark for 34.97 versus the Hansa plush
ride ewe for $414.90. Which is the one-star toy? - Oh my goodness, look at this thing. - What did you say this thing costs? - [Female] $414.90. - Is it real, and how much is the shark? - [Female] $34.97. - Well I think what we just
learned was don't damage this think because we're returning it. (laughing) Oh my gosh, this thing is so expensive. - Hey, don't break it. Well here's the thing, we
used to have one of these. - A female. - Years ago during the
Mythical Show there was some segment where we
brought one of these in. It looks like exactly the same kind. - [Female] We went through
all the holidays in a month in episode six of the Mythical Show. - There you go, see, fun fact. And the thing about this
thing is that they're still selling it. - It stayed. - So many years later. - After we had it, it
stayed in our storage closet for like months. Whenever the kids would come
over Lando walked downstairs and saw it and freaked out
so bad he wouldn't come to the studio for like a year. I tried to introduce him to the shark and he was terrified of it. There's not a lot of fidelity
to how this thing is. - You wanna belly rub? Man, this thing is so plush, it's so nice. I mean you can really get
down the motion of this thing to make it realistic. - Are you supposed to cuddle this? - This is difficult, what are
you expecting when you get $400 sheep? - I don't know, is there
a blow-up doll kind of situation happening? - Okay, there's no holes in the back. - I can't find anything
wrong with this guy, except the price. - Right, it could be like an expectation versus a reality thing, okay. - [Female] Ready? - Yep. - [Female] Three, two, one. - Yeah, I think it's this thing. - I'm giving it to the shark. - He's being shunned in the corner. - [Female] The one-star toy
is the remote-control shark. - Yeah, I didn't vote
for you, I got it wrong. - [Female] Customers complained
that it died quickly, which would have made for a
very different Jaws movie. - Good one. - This guy's so expensive, though. And he's my new best friend. (lively instrumental music) - [Female] All right,
we've got the Cry Babies La La baby doll for 18.78
versus the Little Pals live action dancing robot for 16.99. - Dancing? - [Female] Which is the one-star toy? - Let's check out this doll. - I've been told if I take
this out something will happen? - Oh, I heard that. (crying) Okay, the baby's crying. - Her eyes are leaking,
her eyes are leaking water. Is that called crying? - [Link] She's crying. - Let me put it back in, I
don't want this baby to cry. - Oh wow. (crying) It's not a lot, it's just
some little dramatic tears. If you push on the eyes
do more tears come out? (crying) - No, she just cries louder. That's unsettling, you know what? Kind of upsets me so I
don't have to hear that. - Yeah, plug her up. - All right, what have you got? - This guy will dance maybe
if I turn this on, don't know. (upbeat music) Come this way, whoa it's crazy. I think my question is
what is he spinning on? What's that? - His third leg. (upbeat music) - Well after a while. (upbeat music) Well he's really crying now. But now she's crying. - [Link] Whoa, I'm feeling you girl. - [Rhett] Look, she's not
even making any noise anymore. She gave out and now she's just crying. Oh she's crying so much. - You know what will make it better? (upbeat music) - It's like a really bad date. - You are a heartless jerk. All right, I'm ready to vote. - I don't know if I am ready to vote. - [Female] Wait, is it
just me, or is the robot doing the dance from Fiddler on the Roof? (laughing) - Yeah, it's spinning on its fiddle. - This isn't immediately obvious to me. Is it obvious to you? - It is not obvious, but I'm
ready to make a commitment. I'll tell you why afterward. - [Female] Okay, three, two, one. - This one.
- Oh, me too. - You sure you don't want to change? - You sure you don't wanna change? - I'm not gonna change
because you're in the lead. I think it's this one
because it's annoying and unpredictable. That one sits still and just cries. It's annoying, but it's not unpredictable. - This one didn't, just
to make it interesting I'm gonna go with this one
because this didn't work the first time I did it. I'm going with this. - [Female] The one-star
toy is, the Little Pals dancing robot because it's
so loud one reviewer claims it could wake the dead. - Well it's a dancing robot. - It did scare me right when it came on. - Okay, Link.
- Replay. - That means we tied and
that means if you want the dancing robot you can
have it because we each get to take home what we want. - I'm taking that sheep home,
I'm taking the afternoon off. - Yeah, I don't know. I kind of like having emotional people, emotional kids around me,
so I'm gonna add to that. - You like to feel depended upon? And it's so easy to stop
the crying of that one. Okay we're both winners. Thanks for like, and
commenting, and subscribing. - You know what time it is. - Hey, I'm Dominic from
Clearfield, Pennsylvania and it's time to spin real or mythicality. - The sidewalk chalk? Click the top link to watch
us make homemade cotton candy with a four-star toy cotton
candy maker we bought on Amazon. Good Mythical More. - And to find out where the
real mythicality is gonna land, steer your ears towards
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I loved this episode!
"If you did this to a regular pickle, you'd have uh... relish!"
Are we just gonna ignore the fact link talked about shagging a sheep
Cotton candy randy slowly falling apart was so funny
45th
Truly one of the best episodes in a minute!