-All right. We're checking
out the only game where the best way to make
a paper airplane fly faster is to strap a hurricane to it,
it's flight. Now, you can see
in the beginning here, we start with a very simplistic paper airplane. However, because-- Oh, and you can hit windmills. Wind turbines follow me
in every single game I play. You can also hit lucky cranes. I'm here to spend real-life money
so you don't have to. Then, we can get our plane up
to absolutely ridiculous statuses. You see right now? We've got $81. Over in the shop, we can spend our money
on things such as putting your plane on fire, which I don't know how
that makes paper fly faster, but you know what, I'm going to get it. Then, by throwing money
at the problem, [laughs] we can just get all the upgrades
and see what happens. Okay, so now I have some sort of boost. Tap anywhere to set your plane on fire. This is totally impossible in real life,
do not do this. Oh, I'm absolutely doing it. How much does the--
Oh, okay. You want to use
that when you're going upward. Yes, let's just shoot
that straight upward, go as high as possible, out of fuel,
coming back down, full speed. $69, of course. Something I've decided,
by the end of this, we're going to get infinite distance. I don't even care. I know it's going to happen. Infinite distance and infinite speed. All right. We're starting to crank up
the money here, throwing power. I'm curious, which one of these
is worth the most? I feel like throwing power
would be really good. I haven't hit a windmill in a while. Going at a straight angle is definitely
the thing to do because you get the most amount of upgrades this way,
like the most amount of stars and stuff. Look at this, $128 already. What does aerodynamics mean? Reduces air resistance, sure. In fact, give me a double helping of that. Yes, it's like delicious mashed potatoes,
only with more angles. The angular mashed potatoes
doesn't really sound so bad. Oh, wow. [chuckles]
Okay. This is a legitimately amazing upgrade. In fact, I might go
all aerodynamics for a bit. $137, you can literally buy
something called hurricane. You know what?
Why not? Now, I literally
can attach a hurricane to my plane. The biggest question is whether or not
I can reliably hit the windmills. Maybe you get more and more over time. Oh, absolutely. Come on, give me another one. How lucky can you get if I get one more? That'd be great. We're almost at 1,000 meters. $480 for the next level of aerodynamics. I'm grinding toward it. Eventually,
I'm going to be hitting astronauts. That's how high I want to get. Got a lot of the cranes,
does that give me--? Oh, my God. Yes, let's go, a better model. Improves the quality of your plane
and increases your fuel capacity. Does the plane change? Does it look slightly cooler? Oh, yes, it does. Eventually, I'm going to be flying
like an F-18 or something. All right.
1,000 meters, what does that get me? Level up. Am I leaving London? Oh, who's that?
Was that me? I have no idea who that was. This is the strangest cut scene
I think I've ever seen in my life. Now, in case you're wondering,
it's always nighttime in Paris. Winds of destiny,
when your plane rocks up and down, it means it's being blown by the wind. Okay, I love wind. Oh, I do have
a lot more fuel in this plane. It really scares me
that the paper cranes-- Oh, I've gone supersonic-- that the paper cranes
have minds of their own. They fly by themselves. We've gone 111 meters
so far in a paper airplane. That feels like it's pretty good. Okay.
60, 70, 90, 108. $196 on that because of all the bonuses. Lucky star, increases the chance
that a golden star will appear. Green fuel, uh-huh. Oh, aerodynamics. Here we go, yes. More aerodynamics. What does another level
of aerodynamics get us? I don't feel like I'm flying much further,
maybe more fuel. Yes, green fuel,
and an even lighter-weight plane. Then I'm going straight
for the better model. Okay, I found the key. The key is to throw it as high
as possible, so way up here, and then you get insane distance. Stars, there's dice in the sky? There's rainbow dice. Before, our best was 111 meters. We've almost doubled it at this point. We got lift-off. $226. Start up high, throw it,
then start using the gas. There we go,
because being on fire was never so good. This is how life works, paper rocket. [laughs] We're about to get
an even better plane right after I land this. You can see the plane breaking
the sound barrier. It starts to core its way
through the atmosphere. Okay.
Over to the shop. Better model? Am I going to have a propeller now? Okay, not yet.
Not yet. We're getting there, though. We have three levels of fuel now. We got the windmill. That was a giant star cluster over there. That was kind of cool.
190 meters. $172 on that. I think we're just going to upgrade
the plane and only the plane. That was a big hit from the windmill. Nice. Come on, give me another one. Oh, yes. Hold on. I'm going to get
the last model in a minute. What does the rainbow star do? Once per flight,
you can turn all stars into rainbow stars, which boost you. Sure. That sounds amazing. More fire engine as well.
You know what? In fact, give me all the fire engine. Let's do that for right now
and see what happens. I have a prop. I literally
have a prop now. Okay, so tap here to get rainbow stars. Oh, my God. This is unfair. I'm in the jet stream. They will push you back. Oh. Try to avoid the jet stream
by flying over it or under it. I'm still hitting more stars. Okay, there's the dice. I got the jet stream warning. I'm going through the jet stream. Now, I'm getting rained on. Mayday, you're stalling. You're flying too slowly. There's nothing you can do. But there is something I can do. First, I can collect a lot of money. Then I can go over to the shop. Then I can buy this. Rainbow. [humming] Hold on. I'm going to use my fuel
a little bit more liberally here. There we go. Yes,
I'm going to save some of it. Yes, get some boosts going.
Very nice. We're going way past our previous best. Way past. 300 meters. 320 meters. We got 20 stars in one go. We're getting tons of cranes. You've got to spend money
to make money, baby. [sighs] How much, how much was it worth? $446. Level up. Where are we going to now?
Australia? Africa. I was close. They both start with an A. Let's crank up the throwing power. More, more, more. I don't know what a golden star is,
but I feel like I would want it. All right, we'll save some of the money
because I still have to upgrade the final level of the plane. You can see some ostriches
in the background. They're probably wondering what I'm doing. Don't look directly at me, ostriches. You'll go blind. Okay. I'm starstruck over here. I am now in the jet stream. I am outside the jet stream. I just got, like,
17 stars all in one shot. Come here, you beautiful rainbow creature. I love you. I want you. I want a piece of you. I'm sure you'll be very good for my plane. Stop jet streaming on me. I don't need that kind of stuff anymore. I do have the mayday. I don't know how much it increases
the speed of my plane. I guess I'll eventually see. I am coming toward the ground very,
very quickly. How high was I? $574. Okay, here we go. Yes, let's do even more fuel. You can get all these, too,
like the Mega Booster or Magnetic Paper, because that makes sense. For right now, though,
I think I want more cranes. Are you ready? I am a jet plane at this point. This thing is insane. Oh, I don't even care
about your jet stream. Bring it on. I'm getting so many stars. I want to go even higher. Right now, we're about, like, 56 or 60
or something like that meters off the ground, which obviously,
for a paper airplane is completely inappropriate.
[cracking] That's absolutely ridiculous. Now we're almost flying upside down
at this point. I am turning backwards. Swan dive. $526. Yes.
More lightweight. Start the rainbow. The rainbow has been started. I could also throw upward. I haven't done that in a while
because I've been trying to get as much distance
as possible, but we could do it just to see
how high we can get. We are going to get a lot,
[punching] and I mean a lot of money this run. We have gone almost 500 meters
in a paper airplane. Pretty soon, the paper airplane is going--
Profit-- Pretty soon, the paper airplane is going
to overtake real aviation craft. $900. Yes. More aerodynamics
and more hurricanes. I never really get them,
but you never know. This, just trust me. We'll do that last. All right, I'm going
to go straight up and see if there's, like, additional height
that we can get or what. I'm going to start the rainbow now. Here we go. We're getting bumps
each time we get the cranes. Yes.
Big boosts. Okay.
We got back up to 54. I probably
could have started my jet engine a little sooner. That was straight up, and then yes,
it kind of arcs its way downward very, very quickly. How about if we do like a tap on the fuel? You know, just try and save as much
of it as possible for as long as possible. They're star truck. We are really flying now. We got up to 62 meters in the air. 300 meters. 340, 350, 360. Come on.
We've got to keep going here. Stop with the jet stream. It's like choking me
to death with the jet stream. That was a lot of stars I just hit. More stars. Turning sideways
is pretty good because you have more surface area to hit more stars. You know what? Sure. Mega Booster. Why not? Let's see what it does. All right.
Okay. Can I use it now? [moans] Okay. Oh, wow. That was a lot of stars,
and even more bonuses. That's sweet. Another star. Okay, we're just chaining stars together
at this point. Another crane. Times two bonuses are
just flying all over the place. Another crane,
because why not? More times two bonuses. I am murdering every paper crane. They're about to become endangered. I've killed so many at this point. $853 on that one. Gives you a chance to regain fuel
whenever you collect a star. The power of the credit card. This is happening. I need to know
what this mystery upgrade is. Okay, so now the stars
might refill some fuel. It really doesn't say how much fuel
it refills or whether or not you have to go--
Okay. It definitely refills fuel. Okay, so I'm out of fuel, but there's
a possibility that I get some more stars on my way down,
and that will give me addit-- I assume
that will give me additional fuel. I don't know if I need to have
some fuel on here or if I can just use it like a psychopath. Oh, you can absolutely just use it
like a psychopath. What you kind of want to do is boost
and then see if you can get some stars in the meantime. Like, right there, and it glows
when it gives you bonus fuel. We're buying the premium paper,
and we're buying this frog, because I need to know.
Right. We're slowly maxing everything. Here's aerodynamics. Let's get the Crane Booster up. Yes, more hourglasses, even lighter. More cranes. Wind detector. Okay, now we still need the monopoly. Oh, wow. Oh, this is very quickly
becoming absolutely ridiculous. I can't-- I'm moving so fast
that it's difficult to see what upgrades I'm even getting
at any given time. I am vastly above the planet right now. I had gone up above all of the clouds. I can't even see where I'm supposed to be. I am backhanding stars violently. Violently backhanding star. [shouting]
Oh, you become a frog. Yes [laughs] . How long do you get to ribbit for? Oh, wow.
Oh, yes. Does the frog--?
Can this--? They said this is a terrible upgrade? This is an amazing upgrade. The height that your frog jumps
when you hit the ground at full speed is kind of incredible. Oh, the frog can hit
the windmill [laughs]. Welcome to India. Now, once we get Monopoly, it will,
of course, be time to get infinite distance and,
well, infinite everything. Infinite height. Infinite distance. Space, stars. You have found space. All right. Why not? We are at 737 [frog croaks] meters
at this point. 748. Monopoly, the time has come
for infinite distance. Here we--
wait for it-- Go.
[laughs] My plane just absolutely disintegrates. Hold on. It's going to go forever, that's it. It's just going to fly forever,
and if you go here, look at the total and the distance we did. Well, we bought everything and broke
the entire game. Anyway, folks, hope
you enjoyed this episode of Flight. Till the next time, stay foxy.
Much love.
