Talia Mar Cries At KSI's Hamster Funeral....

oh my God oh so I was meant to go to this ksi's dead hamster it's only right that I look my absolute finest and that's why we've got manscapes performance package 4.0 now the lawnmower 4.0 with skin safe technology I know manscape.com this is literally my funeral virginity I shave my balls with different stuff so fast you know I've ever been to well it's actually yeah calfresi's taking your funeral virginity I don't know how foreign wow try out Simon's here oh you can really see him oh look what I got look what arrived that's my name and everything this is my name on it you can't take it this is my name don't know what I want to steal your food do you want some of these I got two sets I haven't eaten you didn't eat I tasted you did you oh wow and that means that means you've got the text and you ignored it no it wasn't your latest notifications it wasn't in your latest notifications I didn't see it yeah so chat before I went live I messaged Simon like oh have you eaten like do you want to celebrate tonight or and he was like oh no I've got stuff on my video like we'll celebrate tomorrow still you're right celebrate tomorrow like I'm gonna eat elsewhere I was like okay cool don't worry then when can you get sides in England never hmm I made this myself how many of you aired me I didn't see it my food was already here at that point or something wow I'm trying wow are you watching this oh yeah I've not seen it yet all the sides I'm tempted too no LOL we're having this with that um it's just um yeah yeah celebrate 10 mil celebration sides by yourself no you'll be there in spirit you will you're literally just here I can buy some if you want no no sure yeah I I've eaten a whole well and so I think so it's very good you've had a couple to stop eating them other than it felt sick wouldn't I good job that was our 10 mil celebration you joined us on there nice all right all right no thanks yeah I've got water here no sides nah all right all right continue this is literally my first loss yeah that's wild yeah oh wow oh there he is that is oh wow wow oh my God how does that make you feel I I don't oh my God grief come here man you've got I thought this was the wedding yeah it's a celebration here we go uh JJ would you mind just holding this forward so we're gonna get him on this okay a pizza oh my God scooper it'll be on here in a minute there we are oh my God here he comes here he comes right let's get him on the board let's get him looking nice we need to do the shaky things oh no no no no it's uh uh yeah Jordan just I think we'll go for oh my God I think we'll have an open if we just leave that like that yeah that's good there we go we leave this guy wow this is actually a thing yeah all right let's get what they should stay level there's a level well who's who put it on your shoulders you guys are too tall JJ looks tiny yeah there's not a gap there's a gap quiet this doesn't this doesn't work oh wow listen to that okay listen to that I know what is going on is that the Halo theme [Music] I know one of the choir girls oh I know her lol That's So Random she wants foreign I love how Ethan's just fully in like a little Chile oh my God stop what the hell is Randolph wearing oh my god oh this is oh my God Brothers and Sisters in Christ you're very welcome to our church today and to our service as we both commemorate and celebrate the short life of a dear friend Morpheus the hamster no I'm actually gonna cry okay it's fine Sammy was family to others a dear friend but whatever your connection with Morpheus I invite you to join me today as we send him off on a high to help us to do that recall some of his greatest moments oh my God words of some of those who knew him best and so I would like to invite Callum oh no come and say a few words you got this oh my God not the words of encouragement thank you all for coming today you guys taking time at your busy schedules I'm sure we'd all rather be doing something else but it's important today that I get a good video it's funny how it takes a death in the community to uh to bring everyone together we should probably do this more often what is happening hello why isn't it why is my as you guys can see it's an emotional day for a lot of people so if people could refrain from giggling or any other sort of inappropriate behavior at today's ceremony I've seen a few Clips circling online of some of JJ's closest peers mocking the death of Morpheus so guys if we could all take a moment to buy your heads and just think of Morpheus Ethan looks like a GTA character okay that's it from me uh I'd now like to welcome a close friend of mine a close friend of morpheuses up to uh to say a few kind words um Joshua Don crimes Larkin oh my God oh my God he definitely has not met him huh oh maybe have you ever met a hamster with a raging cocaine addiction Morpheus I knew him my whole life he was a rat oh my God what was coming to him he was barking up the wrong tree and no death has ever been more deserved I'd also like to point out that Morpheus clearly got zero hoes it was a maidenless pooh stain you're probably wondering why I'm even here is dead follow my socials amen oh we actually oh celebration of life a funeral is a celebration of life thank you Callum and Josh for those kind words we'll now hear from another member oh my God close Circle one who sadly can't be with us today oh no who has recorded for us a video oh my God uh please welcome Stephen to your eyes oh my God Jesus Christ hi I'm Stephen tries unfortunately I can't be there today because apparently there's more than 20 people in a room well then he might faint that's an issue that cropped up during the tour then yeah most of my time today we come together at a funeral for a hamster that was named after a cat from The Matrix so you can call me Keanu Greaves played by actor Lawrence Fishburne but we're not here to talk about a fish burning we're here to talk about a hamster rotting rip fella Morpheus was like family to a lot of us and just like my uncle Graeme he touched us all I remember when my mother rang me saying that little Road in KSI looks after has died I thought dear God who will take over no two ways sadly I was mistaken like Morpheus my parents got divorced it can be a hard time apparently he was often seen drinking from the bottle and surrounded in his own [ __ ] much like Harry during lockdown I would like to end this heartfelt eulogy with a song that Morpheus and I used to listen to before intercourse [Laughter] the cage and I'm doing just fine got it gotta be down because I want it all it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this it was only a kiss that was Mr Brightside by The Killers of course morpheus's killers are still at large although there are rumors circling that he killed himself due to his ties with prince Andrew I don't know what to believe R.I.P fella you were a good guinea pig oh my God I don't know why I clapped after those well-chosen words from Stephen I would like to invite you all to stand to sing A Hymn for more friends you'll find the words on the reverse JJ looks like he wants to be anywhere but there surely I actually read it over there's no way we're all I want to die okay [Music] oh my God [Music] [Music] and I see the body [Music] this is Pete [Music] 's [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] it's a good time [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Applause] loving father are you an actual priest but he's got to feel he's got to feel relaxed at the funeral yeah so it's important that he's comfortable yeah everything's okay [Applause] oh my God um well thank you all for coming [Applause] can we stop clapping okay okay can we stop talking please please everybody [Applause] oh my god um [Applause] high enough enough okay um I actually have written some words uh uh for Morpheus first of all I know I'm not dressed for the occasion uh this is my first funeral so I'm I'm quite new but it I will be better oh my God the hamster was great so I thought Orpheus was such an adventurous hamster oh my God why do you love one morning I woke up and heard rustling besides my bed I was so confused I thought it was Simon trying to pull a prank on me or jump in bed with me because of a nightmare he had but no no and no one was there I looked down and it was Morpheus it was literally rummaging through my bag now I know you're wondering how'd it go how did the hamster get there I was wondering that probably not one doing that you probably don't even count but yeah I I forgot to close the cage so um yeah he had escaped it escaped the cage I so basically the cage was like this why are you copying that bro the cage was like this and there was like a little flap and he kind of like Spider-Man jumped onto the onto the flap cool sorry you said cool story this is my funeral I mean moving on um I read this online and thought it felt right to say it now how can the dead be truly dead when they still live in The Souls of those who are left behind Morpheus or as I like to call him little morph oh no physically he is dead but in all of our memories he lives on no no goodbye for now Morpheus I will always remember you and love you amen amen thank you don't don't [Applause] all right I'm so glad I wasn't free on that day okay [Applause] that was well said thank you very much to KSI who clearly loved his son very much and we now play a tribute video of Morpheus which has been put together by his loyal fan base am I stretching these eight minutes so this one is called a little Morpheus what are you doing oh my God it's actually really sad cute little hamster [Music] oh here we go um oh my God bro this is actually really sad I know people are gonna laugh at me but like you gotta think Julie's never lost anyone I'm like oh I don't know it's really sad that brings us to the end of our service today thank you very much for attending and for showing Morpheus the appreciation and love you clearly oh my God Gary Indiana 28 months I'm actually like not even like a little bit crying we're actually stopping my face is soaking wet look I'm actually like proper crying I'm so glad I couldn't go because I'm in a bit of mess in this video oh okay family and friends to come to the front and say your final goodbyes perhaps sprinkle a few wood chippings from his bed over a coffin and then we'll all gather outside to send Morpheus up into the skies oh I know what happens with that I'm gonna miss you buddy uh rest rest in peace just look I'm not I'm not good at this that's all right you can't hear you anyway boss okay oh my God hey oh my God dragons why that was it I'm just wow oh my God Sorry my address phonology what foreign likes and he goes to heaven oh my God just like to take this opportunity to tell you about a fantastic VPN service called everyone has said though goodbyes if we could just head outside to say goodbye to Morpheus now you can read a sandwich let's just hope it does see him off bye bye he goes [Laughter] [Applause] oh change it throw it up yeah oh my God [Applause] he's on his own Journey now oh my God [Music] that was amazing they're going to happen to be at this point now yeah he went to heaven well I cried I'm gonna need to go and take my makeup off because I grind too much um my lashes I've literally cried them off okay oh my God I'm gonna just take my makeup off hang on I'll be back in a second no I didn't click like look at me look at me I like it oh I'm too emotional I hate how do people just not get emotional about stuff no anytime I think about that episode I'm gonna cry oh I'm bored I'm fine I need to not think about more videos oh my God why am I like this why am I knowing this why am I like this did I mean morbius yes you know it's not because I'm sad about the hamster it's because JJ's when we release that and I think about what side JJ is foreign okay no I'm done I'm done crying okay I cry like a child as well like I'm not just like a oh cute one little two I'm like a little crier I'm just an empath okay if I sense that someone else is sad I Cry all right and JJ's face looks sad it's like

Channel: Talia Mar Games

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Length: 27min 22sec (1642 seconds)

Published: Fri May 27 2022