Taking exercise balls to the extremes

all right so we're checking out the only game where you have a 99 chance of dying in a way that is both confusing and horrifying at the same time it's happy wheels the name of this board is gray still plays is weird actually i don't even think it's i'm weird i think it's just my name and weird right now it just looks like a giant tube of bloody poop that i am slowly it's gonna be one of those games huh all right real quick we need to mention and appreciate something this is the first what 30 seconds of the episode and there is a person's head up another person's ass in case anyone didn't know how children are made you poop them out in parts and then as they grow up all the parts come back together okay all right so all i have to do part of this oh it's just what the hell what is this okay what the hell just happened this is like that horrible 8-bit game who wants to be the guy we're just there's random parts of the map that don't exist and then there's other random parts of the map that have a hidden door i hit some invisible floor my son is gone it's like a minute in and my son's been abducted is that my blood or my son's blood alright we're gonna slowly bicycle backward and just chance this floor not suddenly giving way why do i feel like i'm going to regret playing this board at this point i have to ask myself what is the right way to do this should i go up the back or should i go up the front all right well i'm left-handed and i'm nearly always wrong so we're going off the right-hand side it's a hidden wall here huh oh boy you better not son of a [ __ ] how tall is this hidden wall okay maybe i can heat myself off of my bicycle hold on okay three two oh son of a [ __ ] it's fine i just i have to lift myself up this wall oh the sword is up my ass no it's the worst place to get it okay if i sit on this sword and i can get my hands come on get my hands upward like i'm slowly giving up like i just robbed a bank and i'm trying to raise my hands i give up i say only my hands won't go up okay i feel like that was a lie you probably have to go this way in order to get to what is happening in this poor welcome to the land of alcoholism this board simultaneously makes the most sense and no sense all right let's do it oh bottle run there's a brain coming with me no there's a door in front of what there's a wall in front of the flag there's also a hidden floor here i can see it because my arms are levitating okay drop down here i feel like there's more to this destroy the people all right kind of climb over them bottle run but then at the last minute slow down [Music] not today landmines bathed in this in the blood of my son all right so now all i have to do why are we still here [Music] are you kidding me does this have invisible walls too no all right i'm gonna try i'm gonna try and grab again this time hopefully i can make this work okay jump i hate my life okay new plan we're just gonna fall off the bottle run maybe you're supposed to just lose crap all this guy's organs are doing the bottle run before i am stop it stop it all right i bottle run slightly what the hell this way the last time i saw an arrow that said this way it was a lie okay fall nice okay so which way is the right way the last time i went off the right hand side and that was a screw up so we'll go off the left hand side go up the left go off the left hand side get off all right go off the left hand side out my back great being left-handed cost me yet again what the hell no no yes i'm st what are you kidding me there's an invisible floor i can't touch the black how long is this board okay go off land here okay we're gonna go off the right-hand side this time all right miss all that nice oh no not on my ass not on my ass don't touch me don't touch me yes no no [Music] i'm getting pretty tired of having explosive enemas what the hell was this always here what the what is oh whatever okay new plan i'm gonna release my son and let him deal with the explosives you know what to do kid oh oh i can live i can live don't break your neck yes i've got it okay all those explode i'm gonna win i'm gonna win part of my forearm is up my ass but i'm finally gonna win look it's okay real quick does anyone see where my where my arm is remember youtube this is just my arm screw you game yeah [Laughter] wow i was gonna say we're off to a great start with the difficulty of these boards case you're wondering this is called gray still plays 99 supposedly the guy was only able to beat this one time okay i got it i got it i got it got it don't got it how many arrows are in this board i think i'm still alive yep and i put my helmet back on remember safety first kids in case you're wondering all you have to do in this board is survive i love it tom is fine he's just doing yoga you know with a broadsword that's basically 2020. yoga with a broadsword all right now you just gotta grab i see where this is going all right just gotta grab onto the balls very firmly right now bring your body up to the to the left the left young lady oh jesus okay off this down this back forward nice grip pull and eat down here i'm not gonna lie getting separated between these two things is its own incredible reward how long is this board [Music] are you serious how the hell am i supposed to survive this tom let me let me join you i'd rather die okay i can circumvent most of this board if i can just hold on shove myself i just gotta pelvically thrust all right i pelvically thrusted too hard but i did go where i want to go all right now i just need to do the worm backwards nice all right fall down this way no big deal there we go okay now that okay oh i lost my other arm this is bad blocked okay everything's fine now i just no oh it's not exploding ha get off [Music] we can do it i i thought i made it i thought i'm alive all right head first all right head last didn't expect that did you game i used my leg as a sacrificial lamb okay now i just need to somehow maneuver my body down the pit never thought i'd have to squeeze myself out of a spike like i'm taking a crap dodge dodge dodge i'm like neo it's like i'm a part of the matrix are you ow are you done trying to shoot me nope you done now stop shooting me in the ass how many arrows all the arrows like the phoenix i will rise i rose the wrong way god it was like having an appendix removed so this is not a bottle run this is a segway run never gotten a dui on a segway before how does it work oh no i feel okay i felt like i was about to die every 10 seconds because i feel like if i would have touched any of those bottles my head would have exploded one second all right i just got to test this real quick this is my theory yeah you end up in a lot more pieces if you try and lean the wrong way i've waited for this day do you know what this is a bottle flip that you don't actually have to do anything in yay ow [Music] i'm a winner welcome to the king a-hole bottle flip i don't think i've ever had an instance where mlg first throw win what the hell i don't even know what to do in this board anymore at this point don't even ask how i did this and this i don't know anytime i see impossible 99.9 percent i have to get it now i don't want the mlg [Music] yes oh my god look at this beautiful tetris monument yes finally all i wanted to do was get the hacker as well although to be fair while i'm getting the hacker i also managed to do this your face is now stuck inside of your ass that is how this board begins i want you all to know this one child is missing both of their hands but like mother like daughter i guess our job to survive [Music] did i just bottle run on top of human beings heads up little juvenile i've got work to do how the hell are you supposed to win this all right you really gotta bend backwards maybe maybe i'll go down this way maybe there's a hidden wind sitting here for me i'm actually supposed to complete this level are you serious oh oh oh my god i did it i bottle run but with humans it's the first people run i've ever done so many people had to die for this success i'm sorry this is called survive the meteor how are you supposed to survive the meteor survive the meteor they say i can do this i just have to use this guy come on baby if i if i hit the wall one single time it spells disaster oh i can do this i can do this never mind [Laughter] it says survive the meteor but thanks to the wonder of editing you don't know how many times i've died here i'm gonna be afraid of balls my whole life from now on this board is all about how well can you fit like a round peg in a round hole i'm really good at it this is called spike fall hard af color me intrigued i feel like doing this with my family is the wrong way to approach this but if you can't die together you're not a real family all right if i go straight down like this there's less area for me and my children to get eviscerated all right right like that this should be good and by good i mean sad got it sadly the only thing left behind by my family is their blood spatter this is the reverse jet pack it doesn't look too bad it's basically like giving birth all right um kind of good good two good pro oh my god we can do this we can do this we can do it yeah and a brand new irresponsible father has been birthed into this world to neglect their children the best part is is that we're slowly moving forward so i can find out what this last thing was i think it's you don't exist welcome to ball fall luckily my bike is taking a lot of the trauma of the actual fall level two baby okay dodge all the rockets luckily my child's head oh no the rockets inside of my bicycle it doesn't matter though i'm still alive i can't be killed there's a level three my daughter's leg is here with me ah despite fall now how many more this is um this is really problematic but luckily i think that i've been impaled by my groin so i might be able to lift off of this all right if i swing my almost dismembered arm you'll notice that the flailing of what's left is propelling me upward little by little and grey still plays i never give up also somehow i bottle flipped my bicycle these last few inches is so painful you have no idea can you see how much i'm moving each time give me a hell give me a yeah you know what i just thought about it would really suck if i finally got off of this and i just land back on it i'm a winner well my balls have finally fallen to new heights or lows anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode happy feels until next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

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Keywords: Simulation Games, and this happened, bad life choices game, bottle flip, extreme spike fall, funny clips, funny moments, funny simulator, gray still plays, graystillplays, greystillplays, happy wheels, happy wheels 2020, happy wheels banned levels, happy wheels funny, happy wheels gameplay, harpoon jump, mobile game, simulation games, simulator, simulator funny moments, spike fall, spike fall happy wheels, stickman fight, stickman game, stickman games, tycoon funny

Id: QlbAGZp_o7A

Length: 15min 11sec (911 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 19 2020