The FUNNIEST FAKE Minecraft Speedruns EVER...

is this a mine do I have to dig down is that what I think it is it's herob Bri people who cheat in their speedruns are hilarious because they're terrible at hiding the fact that they cheated these are the funniest fake Minecraft speedruns this speedrun has these goofy text animations on the screen that is not a good sign their world legitimately takes forever to load but when it does load we are greeted by the world's most ginormous joystick overlay oh brother are they playing on an iPad wow so lucky the speedrunner spawns at an angle right in front of a blacksmith hang on a second though why are they walking away oh never mind they go back to the blacksmith entering the house opening the chest finding the world's goofiest items of all time Enchanted elytra what Incarnation a spy glass Trident that silly little turtle cap but the speedrunner only takes the shield the elytra and the fireworks what Incarnation wait did they just go in a full circle nope hang on never mind they exit that black house and enter another blacksmith house right next to it I don't even think this is possible guys I could have missed an update but I thought it was usually one blacksmith per Village correct me if I'm wrong well they open this chest and how convenient they get full netherite gear and 64 levers I have no idea what they are going to do with those levers I kid you not this has to be some sort of practical joke I am being punked right now they enter a third blacksmith house I know this is not possible they open the chest more goofy ridiculous unrealistic fake items why would anyone need this many diamond blocks I don't know but the speedrunner really shows off their skill and Agility by just wasting so much time being unable to organize blocks in their inventory this is laughable the next few moments is just such a what enar nation kind of moment I have so many questions they go into another villager house with their Stacks and stacks of netherite ingots only to upgrade their Diamond gear to netherite buddy you put the most unrealistic items in these chests why didn't you just oh I don't know give yourself netherite gear in the first place upgrading Diamond to netherite is not going to make this look legitimate with their very legitimate and newly found all netherite gear they approach this Iron Golem just Spam clicking the crap out of it and they're so good they don't even need the iron ingots yeah you show them who Boss Buddy the madness does not end though they enter another blacksmith house how is this possible and inside command blocks oh my goodness the text on the screen says wow four black SMS buddy just my two cents learn how to cheat at speed running and learn how to spell and I just noticed now holy cow there is a ruined nether portal in the distance someone tell me what seed is this I refuse to believe that this is a real legitimate seed they approach the ruined nether portal everything's looking good you know what maybe they can redeem themselves here but they open the chest and they were so blatantly obvious smack dab in the middle of the screen so much gold so so much obsidian these next few moments just get worse this has to be some of the most inefficient speedrunning strategies I've ever seen in my entire life wait a second why are they walking away from the ru nether portal yeah they're getting Flint in the most inefficient and slow way possible I would be more entertained watching paint dry then they waste all this time returning to where they killed the Iron Golem to get the iron why you didn't pick it up in the first place I don't know returning back to the nether portal filling it in and lighting it so the speedrunner enters the nether and there is literally nothing here it is Barren until there is a hilarious and shamefully obvious cut the speedrunners walking around like oh yeah nothing's different here they get a notification for WKRG news what what is that I have no idea buddy you're speed running just disable the notifications and they find a barrel the icing on the cake is how they move their screen around like wao oh my goodness what inside this Barrel 16 ender pearls how convenient well I guess the speedrunner just doesn't need blaze rods because they literally leave the nether I honestly would not be surprised if they had to return back to the nether because they realize oh whoops I need blaze rods nope never mind I just noticed something do you notice it when did the speedrunner get two stacks of blaze powder I have no idea I'm going to have to rewind this and figure out when that happened well they make Their Eyes of Ender throwing one up in the sky the speedrunner gets another notification for a 6 day countdown timer yeah you're going to need that timer with how slow your speed running this game the speedrunner picks a completely arbitrary and random block to dig down into and just oh I don't know take a wild guess what's about to happen yeah they dug down maybe what 10 blocks and they're suddenly just in the portal room this guy may be slow as molasses but he has pretty good memory again I'd have to rewind and see if there was like a flower on the ground that indicated to them that's where they dig down so the speedrunner fills the end portal with eyes wait a second why are they building back up and why did they get a notification for cutest puppy City these puppies are so adorable see what they are doing cute puppies well now I'm kind of curious I kind of want to watch the cute puppies all right guys it's been an hour I got kind of distracted by the cute puppies but we're back to the speedrun and drum roll please you are never going to believe it the reason the speedrun returned to the surface was for a command block what Incarnation boom Another notification whoever in the world Chef BB is they made a delicious fruit juice oh brother I do not care about fruit juice I just want to see the speedrun another notification space chip ized Mars and space flight simulator this is not important the speedrunner again shows off their extreme agility and skill being a total Goofy Goober digging down and they jump into the end portal entering the end and the story really goes full circle here with no shame whatsoever the speedrunner puts themselves into creative mode putting their command block down and getting those levers from earlier oh my gosh I thought I'd never find out what the levers were for even though I'm pretty sure you don't need a lever to make a command block work but I am thoroughly surprised this has to be the one and only speedrunner who actually knows how to use a slash kill command so they put their lever down activating the command block beating the game even though they did not need to go into creative mode for any of that well they're back in a survival mode they are bridging to the end island in the slowest and most painful way possible again I really think we could just put in paint drying on the screen and we'd be more entertained than the speedrunner the speedrunner puts in all this energy and they almost die I guarantee they have already wasted 5 minutes just trying to build over to the end Island again this has to be someone trying to prank me is this real this speedrun oh brother you are in for a treat it starts off showing off emotes what intarnation what timeline are we living in does Minecraft have emotes now the speeder spawns in a village they're selecting the third slot they already have experience points there is a diamond Shrine in front of them and there is something going on on the left side of the screen there is only one way we're going to find out what Incarnation is happening here they approach this very inconspicuous Diamond Shrine and underneath it is a chest with a sign that says stuff very original and inside oh yeah there's lots of stuff full netherite armor and gear just so many diamond blocks why would you even need that and a water bucket only the essentials oh man the sword is called the incredible amazing sword very original and after the speedrunner gears up with their newly found legitimate loot they approach whatever in the world this is they enter this thing and inside there is endstone on the ground a pig conf finded behind iron bars with what appears to be a recreation of the end with a 10-cent budget I kid you not the next series of events are so goofy the speedrunner climbs up to this end Crystal I am air quoting I know you can't see me he is unable to break the End Crystal at which point he starts using his sword and destroys the entire Hollywood set this is a shame this is the same set they we going to use for the Minecraft movie what are we going to do now the speedrunner builds back up does a water bucket clutch for like three blocks down breaking the iron bars revealing that the pig confined behind them is the boss again this speedrunner has so much originality the speedrunner defeats the boss exiting the end and in front of them are two signs that just say the game you beat they proceed to just stare into the camera and rotate endlessly I just thought this one was stupid that's all this speedrun truly is a breath of fresh air everything looks normal except for this atrocious texture pack they are using dude your hunger bar looks like corn dogs anyways I'm not going to complain because finally the speedrun starts off normal for once that is until there's like this hypers Speed video effect applied there is no cut so it's like is this guy speedr running as the flash I don't know there wasn't a cut so it's technically not cheating speedrun footage is sped up again what Incarnation and then they do actually find a ruined nether portal the cheating just progressively gets worse there is a sudden cut and now we're just at the ru nether port the speedrunner opens up the chest and things do look normal a fire charge a golden apple some obsidian a golden sword a golden helmet correct me if I'm wrong but I think all this stuff looks pretty normal now at this point you might expect the speedrunner to oh I don't know fill in the ruined nether portal light it with the fire charge and enter the nether right no wrong the footage is sped up they use their fire charge on the sheep killing it to get cooked meat so they pick up the cooked mutton until there is another cut and after this cut if you look to the bottom of the screen what Incarnation is that obsidian doing on the ground they still have four blocks of obsidian left over so why is there just one obsidian hanging out on the ground well you're about to find out very soon they go back up the mountain picking up an obscene amount of cooked mutton who is speedrunning the game right now queso speedrunner by accident puts down one of their obsidian blocks wasting it then they start breaking down this tree getting four oak logs and there is another painfully obvious cut after the cut the speed Runner turns around and wow how convenient would you look at that as many oak logs as you could possibly imagine G it's not like I haven't seen that one before real original I am genuinely so confused the speedrunner is running so far away from that ruined nether portal they pick up some lilac making magenta die then they start throwing the magenta die all around them in a circle now keep in mind this speedrun does not have any audio but I imagine if they had a microphone and we could hear it it would be like that ridiculously goofy scene from episode 3 of the acolyte well the speedrunner must be performing some sort of incantation or chant or ritual because there is another sudden cut and their three obsidian turns into 64 how convenient from this point onward this speedrun is actually so mind-numbingly boring again we could just Swap this video with some something like paint drying and you really would not be able to tell the difference I am giving you the highlights here the speedrunner goes underwater trying to dig up gravel have you never played Minecraft before the footage is sped up at which point they just put the block down break it again and finally they get some Flint there is another sudden cut I genuinely have no idea what is different now I'm honestly kind of scared hang on a second did you just see that they just broke some grass and there is iron on the ground so yeah just like the speedrunner has iron for flint and steel so naturally they begin creating their nether portal ooh yikes don't worry you could buff those scratches out nope never mind you are not going to buff that scratch out well luckily the speedrunner has enough obsidian to spare so they start building another nether portal and they're building up and up and dude it does not have to be this high they do successfully create a nether portal and light it but oh my goodness that is just an Abomination well now that the speedrunner is in the nether they just kind of roam around wasting a lot of time they by accident throw their sword on the ground and then this next moment I am just genuinely confused I really need your help watch this clip and then tell me what Incarnation the speedrunner means I genuinely cannot see anything wrong or anything happening here but then the speedrunner just interrupts the footage with text on the screen saying three glitches in one run XO what does that mean three glitches what were the glitches here if you thought things could not get worse and even more confusing they do the speedrunner just wastes so much time placing obsidian blocks into lava in the most random way possible they throw their Golden Apple into the lava and there is this shamelessly obvious cut where the speedrunner suddenly has full diamond gear so like what am I missing here was was that the glitch if you want to know how I'm feeling right now it's EXO things just get so much worse the speedrunner wastes so much time trying to Traverse the nether they're doing parkour with oak logs that is literally like playing with fire can someone put on like circus music or like bad flute recorder music to the footage of them doing parkour like a goofball while the speedrunner is exploring the nether like this they fall into a pit of lava at which point I kid you not I didn't do this edit the speedrunner just put in this like 20 second Montage of what appears to be a Brain Blast from Jimmy Neutron you go back to the footage of Minecraft they somehow don't die and okay we're back to traversing the nether wait a second why did they stop St bridg there is another painfully obvious cut and what in the world they applied jump boost this is not a good idea just put on the bad flute music already yeah the speedrunner is jumping like hundreds of blocks high this cannot be real I refuse to believe that this is a speedrun that was submitted to speedrun.com they fall back into the lava they die but there is literally 10 minutes left of the speedrun footage what more could happen well the speedrunner respawns they are back in the over world and they have nothing they waste a lot of time just picking up flowers which really does not make a lot of sense to me because what Incarnation would anyone do with that many dandelion I'm sorry did this guy just craft a blaze rod from dandelion this is the most ridiculous Walmart level speedrun I have ever seen it literally is just a PNG of a blaze rod and then there is this painfully obvious cut where the overlay picture disappears and they just suddenly have 64 blaze rods you really had us there for a second there is another cut the speedrunner clearly has given themselves some sort of status effect and you know what why don't you just see it for yourself tell me if you notice what is wrong with these next few moments wow holy moly that Enderman really dropped a lot of Ender Pearls how convenient so the speedrunner crafts 48 Eyes of Ender why so many I I don't know maybe they're just so good that they're going to enter the end multiple times nope never mind I take back what I said they just Spam So Many Eyes of Ender into the sky for literally 5 Seconds the speedrunner follows the path of the Eyes of Ender until there is another cut it's daytime and the chat history says played sound lightning bolt Thunder and oh yeah they're in creative mode so boom there's another cut we're back in survival we are so back no we are not so back they have an elytra what Incarnation the speedrunner is flying in the sky using their elytra there is another cut playing more lightning bolt th sounds but this speedrun just has no audio to it so I can only imagine what's really happening oh yeah and I forgot to mention they're in creative mode again nope never mind there's another cut they're back in survival and they have all these Rockets all this gear at which point I kid you not the footage goes into hyperdrive mode and this goober must have wasted 30 minutes trying to locate the stronghold finally though they catch a break the Eyes of Ender are going down into the ground so they start digging down halfway through digging down they throw another Eye of Ender to confirm buddy you have only been going straight down it's not like the portal room changes nope never mind I take it back somehow they dug further down than the stronghold how do you mess that up so they dig back up trying to find the stronghold there is another cut the Thunder is back they are in spectator mode and if we look at the bottom of the screen you can literally see the portal room at the bottom of the screen I just think that's so funny well they float on into the stronghold in spectator mode there's another cut they are not even trying to hide the fact that they are cheating it says set on game mode to survive buddy get a new editor the speedrunner does find the Portal room though so they fill the portal with eyes and they enter the end they break one end Crystal they head for the next one they're doing great until they die and hang on a second I just noticed now what does it mean for an Ender to V is is that even an English word so I kid you not the speedrunner respawns they at their lowest point right now they open up the chat log for one single frame they type a slash and the next frame you know it they have got so many hearts that it is literally obstructing my ability to analyze this speed there is not really much more to it someone just put in like oh I don't know more bad flute music because they are just horrible at using rockets and traversing around to each end Crystal between them being on fire and all of these hearts on the screen impossible to see what is actually happening right now all the end crystals are destroyed the speedrunner is floating around in the sky with the dragon like a goofball barely able to do any damage at which point I kid you not the speedrunner literally put in this like 10-second clip from God of War is that even legal to put in memes into a speedrun on speedrun.com I don't know it's very clear that there was a cut the speedrunner was given strength they beat the dragon and instead of oh I don't know completing the speedrun by jumping into the portal they launch themselves into the void beneath the end Island there's another cut they give themselves a milk bucket drinking the milk and then they die cheating or not they literally didn't even technically beat the game I honestly thought the speed run was just so stupid I had to show it to you

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Id: MpMGZXhJ0_0

Length: 18min 18sec (1098 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 06 2024