Perfectly Cut Screams: Tarkov Edition

escape from tarkov a game where one minute you're skipping through a meadow and the next are getting anally destroyed by an angry Russian it's everything baby boomers were born to fear which is exactly why it can elicit reactions like this it's really the quickness of it all you spend all this time collecting gear and spending thousands of rubles modifying your weapons creeping through the quiet industrial [ __ ] of Russia only to have everything snatched from you in an instant by some jackass using a twenty dollar rifle from 1943 you go from something to nothing in the blink of an eye which is why tarkov is the perfect breeding ground for clips of perfectly cut screams but before we get into the meat and potatoes here's a word from our sponsor Dollar Shave Club as you might be able to tell I'm not exactly a testament to manliness I've seen better facial hair on a Russian woman but thankfully Dollar Shave Club has sent me the tools to give me the facial hair I've always desired a 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stuff they got skin care products as well as oral hygiene products check out the link in the description now back to the ethics screen make it ballsy I'm gonna like run right up but not [ __ ] door and I'm gonna right next to me son what oh wait someone killed that scare from a distance okay that does kind of worry me that's a kind of that's kind of a good guy is it this button oh my god what happened yeah he's just straight-up gone where [Music] Oh bark you've gotta be [ __ ] me we're in baby fox my visor has a chain what you're in I'm still in the lobby do ya what what wait wait this is the control room that turns on the power couldn't I technically just fight these scavs I'm afraid these scams are [ __ ] me up survive it they're going through your cheese get ready here Oh grab it they all nice nice oh dude I'm coming over to you ready go here you go let's cover the Dolph ready cover the Dolph ready why do you think this fellow is gonna be done Dan says I need this isn't little Scott down there yes okay well yeah but if he's going through the building and I thought was down there yeah you bleed not one away Freddy you good yeah all right now while this is loading away it's more iced coffee what about regular car I've got through here by the way oh my oh my god wait let's crack a cold one with the labs boys [Music] Jesus what you have that ready before you came in here and if you like yeah it's late I feel like you're set though well I went I went you got a diet coke to prep my Chohan ready wait first ships the best one it was too busy this man again of air on his toes to run unless my nose got shiny forhead anyone that is the end of my epic perfectly cut screams montage dot mp4 but do not fret there is extra footage here it is you see the PTSD in [ __ ] alive when he heard grenade he just looked at me [Music] Oh Oh run little Sam you've just killed me you've just killed it I swear he just said the N would hide your head up I doubt the scabs at the end words I'm gonna handle that wait they really kill him hey you lost me oh Christ he came in you came in with nothing oh you came here with nothing and then all of a sudden I see you again and you have [ __ ] like the bag yet yet [ __ ] yes [ __ ] on your back you got a [ __ ] you got a vest you have a holic lava you got goggles on like what the [ __ ] think can I at least you know have some compensation you know that's great that's really gonna fix my blots out armed with my rap [ __ ] burns road some cheese on it dog oh yeah oh oh so much ballast good sailor what I scared him to death ah ha ha just died he just saw me he killed her go check your mag everybody check your mag my chicken egg check your mags no check your check a chamber how do you check the chamber see nothing in the chamber how do I put one in the chamber there's nothing in there how do I put one in there around it well there was one in hanford it's Shanghai oh I can see it in there now it wasn't in there before I swear on my [ __ ] mom keep quite what the hell is the matter with you of Sam dude real geez move in silence like lasagna [Music] what what real geez move in silence Oh Anya well Sonya Jesus I'll oh my god that's a little Wayne lyric for you guys Oh before this video ends our dear friend fungal tier has a message for all of you discrete fact about me I [ __ ] love comb

Channel: General Sam

Views: 943,410

Keywords: perfectly cut screams, tarkov, escape from tarkov, funny, moments, general sam, clips, pmc, scav, satire

Id: j7IkcgqEa44

Length: 11min 4sec (664 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 20 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/KillerBeaze]

Can't believe you killed the rando you spawned with after he was so nice to you.... smh

[u/Aceritus]

Really enjoyed this. Seems like a great group to play with! I wish my friends played. 😭

[u/b0rderlander]

Yes love it so relatable

[u/Hegotbapped]

Hahaha this was super funny. Well edited and the clips didn't feel like they dragged on. Thanks for the laugh.

[u/millanz]

Some proper Northern Soul in your teammates. Cherish it.