Stop Trying To Give Birth At Disneyland

what's up Greg and welcome back to another episode of please stop trying to give birth at Disneyland please did you guys know about this I just found out this is a thing women are trying to give birth at Disneyland in order to get a free lifetime pass don't do that as I'm sure you guys are aware because Disney is such a huge company with so many adoring fans and they're you know people love going to Disneyland there are a ton of like urban legends and lore surrounding the Disney parks you guys may have heard of some of the more outlandish ones like there's one that like Walt Disney's head is like Frozen and buried somewhere at Disneyland or something or like it's like Buzz Lightyear's head on the Toy Story ride or something like that but today I wanted to sort of dive into some of the urban legends surrounding the Disney parks mostly the strange things that Disney adults do at the Disney parks although some of these things are so weird that I hesitate to call these people Disney adults some of these things are a little extreme kind of feel like I should call them something else these people are like Disney extremists or something I don't know the first one like I said women women flock to Disneyland to give birth and get a lifetime free ticket which is such a bad idea on its face like please give birth in a hospital give birth where there are like medical professionals around and not like a chipmunk and the worst part of it is obviously this perk is an urban myth and does not exist this is not a real thing laboring women have shown up at Disneyland in the hope that their bub will be born there and get a lifetime free ticket but guess what that perk is an urban myth and does not exist important to note this article is Australian that's why they're calling the baby bub they're talking about a baby there they're not talking about like a bottle of champagne or something I'm going to Disneyland and giving birth to them bubbly dude which is also what I call having a fart I just gave birth to a bubbly as a veteran of the pregnancy game I know for sure that the journey to Motherhood okay that's a weird way to say I've given birth before or that just that I am a mom as a veteran to the pregnancy game so you have kids right me yep yeah that's right I've done three tours of pregnancy I've seen [ __ ] you cannot imagine the pain the screaming yeah I've heard childbirth can be pretty tough the innocent lives lost oh what the air strikes so many civilian casualties are we still talking about giving birth yes laboring women are racing to Disneyland's gates in hopes that if their baby is born there they will secure their child a lifetime pass okay so the article goes on to describe that there are people that have given birth at Disneyland before and people have tried to replicate it and give birth at Disneyland and they've gotten caught and it hasn't gone well I do feel like the article is over exaggerating though saying that laboring women are racing to Disneyland's Gates like pregnant women have like the baby already coming out and they're shoving it back in like running into Disneyland there's just like a crowd of angry mothers to be banging on the gates in front of Disneyland we must release our spawn like making a break to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride to do a water birth I just feel like they're exaggerating a little bit I don't know if I would characterize it quite like that so you're probably wondering how this rumor started like did Disney ever at one point give a lifetime pass to someone whose baby was born at Disneyland well I will let this Tick Tock explain that today in Disney history the very first Disneyland baby was born roasted Salcedo gave birth to a six pound ten ounce baby girl on a bench on Main Street USA right outside of the Plaza Inn can you imagine visiting Disneyland as a family of two and coming out as a family of three uh yeah I can actually but not because I'm gonna give birth I'm gonna kidnap Donald Duck you're my child now Donald the perfect happy family of three husband wife and my uncle Donald Duck who I've been holding a gunpoint for the past 16 years there have been four babies born at Disneyland and all of them have been girls but only one has their own Disneyland birth certificate so that might not have sounded significant but that's actually how the rumor started the first baby that was born there Teresa got a birth certificate that was just like a Disney birth certificate that says like this is the first baby to ever be born at Disneyland and I guess like word got out that this baby got some kind of special certificate and then people just started assuming like oh that's a lifetime path that baby got a lifetime pass and from that moment on there was has just been a rumor that if you give birth at Disneyland your baby gets a lifetime free pass so honestly if you're like that big of a Disney fan and you do this you don't even get a lifetime pass you still have to pay to go to Disneyland it's just your baby that gets in for free and I kind of feel like babies get in for free to Disneyland anyway is that true children under the age of three get in free to all four theme parks and two water parks at Disney World there you go you want your kid to get in free to Disneyland a better conspiracy would be just pretend they're three years old for their entire life that [ __ ] could actually work the article goes on to talk about a time where someone has tried to sneak in to give birth at Disneyland and they hid in the bathroom while going into labor until I guess employees had to like assure her that her baby would not be getting a lifetime pass and then she was like okay fine then I'll just go to the hospital once they assured her that she would not be receiving a lifetime passport she came out and accepted the ambulance ride to Western Medical Center where her baby was born shortly thereafter I don't know about you guys but it kind of sounds like she failed the test if you know anything about Disneyland you know how well the cast members there all of the employees all the staff all the people in costumes are trained to like respond to every circumstance it sounds like you just entered the giving birth at Disneyland experience and honestly you didn't make it to the end where you get the prize It also says that this discussion board The Laughing place has some hilarious Forum chats about this topic so I guess other people have been like sharing stories about this happening on this forum uh but when I clicked on it it turns out that it doesn't exist anymore which kind of sucks because I wanted to find out more times that this has happened but honestly it is probably for the best kind of sounds like they were talking about some pretty sick [ __ ] in there you think you're gonna go to a Disney forum and see people talking about like my favorite movies Coco but instead you see people talking about like I'm gonna give birth inside of Pluto's house I'm gonna go to Disneyland and get [ __ ] by Goofy and then Goofy's gonna be the father of my child and I'm gonna give birth on it's a small world and I'm gonna make Elmer Fudd cut the umbilical cord is Elmer fun a Disney character I actually don't think he is but he's gonna be there anyway and then me and my freak mutant half goofy half human child will both get lifetime passes free pass for life for my little freak passes are not being born in Disneyland is a pretty cool claim uh yeah I mean I guess so the way this is written it kind of makes it sound like so you might not get a free pass but I don't know it's worth a shot you might want to do it anyway just for [ __ ] I've actually found a little bit of discussion about this on Tick Tock as well quick question what's stopping me from giving birth in Disney World like in the Magic Kingdom on a ride in the Epcot ball I think this Tick Tock in particular is a joke but the comments under this Tick Tock are actually very interesting I went into labor at Disney they were not cool about it and people like responded asking her to elaborate and she goes on to detail her experience going into labor at Disney and from her experience it kind of sounds like the second anybody starts going into labor at Disney now because of this conspiracy the entire staff immediately flips and like makes it their top priority to get you out of the park and like to a hospital to give birth and I guess that sometimes they can be so rushed trying to get you out of the park that it comes off as rude but obviously they're just like concerned for your health they also don't want this rumor escalating of like people giving birth getting a free pass and also it's just like people in sweaty mascot costumes trying to not deliver a baby because that's not their job so sometimes I guess it comes off as rude but the funny thing is from This Woman's entire explanation it sounds like she didn't even know that this urban legend was a thing so in her head I guess she just like broke some unspoken rule at Disneyland that she had no idea about and made the entire staff of the happiest place on Earth turned on her in an instant which is so funny to me hello there what can I get for you uh yeah can I just get a medium root beer please oh great oh great another guy here to put his balls in the root beer what hey everybody this guy right here is about to pull out his big fat balls in front of everyone in front of a bunch of children and put his balls in a glass of root beer oh why would I do that don't play dumb I'm not playing dumb I am dumb in this situation you've clearly heard that if you put your stupid fat balls why do you keep calling them fat in the root beer at Disneyland you get to spend the night with Minnie Mouse oh oh what the [ __ ] no I just wanted some root beer is that true no it's an urban legend but no matter how many times we tell people it's not true we still get perverts like you coming to Disneyland ordering root beer just so they can put their stupid don't call them fat fat [ __ ] come on man don't cry I already am why do you still sell root beer if this keeps happening because well because if you [ __ ] in the root beer you actually do get a free fast pass for Space Mountain okay I don't want to put my balls in root beer and I definitely don't want to [ __ ] in the root beer okay I legitimately just want to drink some root beer oh sorry my bad man I didn't know okay well that's literally what I asked for so there you go ah what the [ __ ] is that it's Walt Disney's head you said the secret code so here's his head no no root beer what I wanted root beer I wanted to drink root beer so no head no overall pretty disappointing that anyone actually believed this in the first place in what world would Disney want to Foster an environment where mothers are coming into their park their theme park to try to give birth especially if they're not like billing it back to the person that gave birth and being like okay here's your hospital billing because it's Disney it was a million dollars Now by now it should be no surprise to you that there are some people in this world that want to spend every waking moment of their lives at Disneyland especially their most precious moments in life which is why you can also get married at Disneyland let's take a look at some of the craziest places you can get married at Disney World starting at twelve thousand dollars you can get married at the Haunted Mansion in Disney World but just like expecting mothers trying to sneak into the bathroom to pop out a quick a quick person couples are of course also trying to cheat the system and avoid paying to have their wedding at Disney so they'll just like sneak in with like themselves maybe a couple family members and an efficient and just like have the wedding in like a somewhat secluded area of the park here we have an article that details a San Diego couple sharing their secret Disneyland wedding story not many people can say they secretly got married in Disneyland's Sleeping Beauty Castle two years ago Gabriel and Andrea had been saving up for their dream wedding at Disneyland however when they began looking for wedding options at the park the couple said that the cheapest option was twelve thousand dollars instead they decided to spend their life savings on a house great move honestly no complaints so far that's a very wise choice so Gabriel and Andrea decided to have a secret wedding at Disneyland the couple gathered Gabriel's oldest daughter an ordained minister a witness and packed their bags heading for Disneyland for what they called a gorilla style wedding now I don't know much about weddings I've only had one but I do know that you don't generally want to have them gorilla style like when we were planning our wedding wedding that word almost never came up I don't think just imagining them describing their wedding afterwards like yeah it was so romantic we hid in the bushes for eight hours in the hot Florida Sun wearing camo paint waiting for the crowds to die down you know just sort of waiting out the crowds and the gunshots the air strikes airstrikes then we popped out and I said I do happiest day of my life here's my favorite picture of the big day now buckle up because this next urban legend is about to get nasty quite literally this is disgusting like I said the most devoted Disney fans would probably spend forever at Disney if they could but maybe they can for years and years the Haunted Mansion has been the home to an endless supply of Disney myths and legends but the attraction's most prevalent and persistent rumor is that guests regularly spread the remains of their friends and family inside the ride this can't be true though right it is 100 True yes that is right and I don't want to bash anybody's final wishes I know that that's a very personal thing but spreading human remains in a public place that people are like walking around and touching please don't do that or you know what I should say you know I because I feel bad for people who are just trying to honor their dead relatives wishes or whatever if you're alive still and you're watching this video and that's gonna be in your will please take it out don't make people do that on your behalf honestly I am a little relieved that people are sticking to like spreading ashes at least because there are a lot of different ways to dispose of a body it was actually my Grandpa's greatest wish to be laid to rest at Disney oh that's sweet you're gonna scatter his ashes around at the park that not exactly the Haunted Mansion probably has so much human ashes in it it's not even funny said one Disneyland custodian that is the nastiest thing oh my God don't do that do not do that please people scatter their loved one's ashes in the Disney parks monthly can you imagine just like being on a ride and the person next to you is dumping out ashes Disney employees are literally aware of this too they have to follow special protocols every time this happens the custodians are used to identifying and vacuuming up these ashes I don't know why I was surprised to hear they vacuumed them up of course they do it's a literal human corpse basically of course they get rid of it the people who are like requesting this happen to their bodies must know this right they must know that some custodian that does not willingly work in like a morgue or something is going to have to take care of that this sounds awful for everyone if you're the custodian you have to vacuum it up but if you're the person that just lost someone you care about you have to know that they're just gonna vacuum it up they might even make you watch they have you come identify all the places that you scattered The Remains and then they just like make eye contact with you while they're vacuuming it up this is going in the garbage now we're gonna throw this in the garbage now say bye bye so when you're laying them to rest in the happiest place on Earth you're actually condemning them to Forever in the suckiest place in the world yes that is a very funny joke and people will put them like flower beds bushes the lawn at Magic Kingdom outside the park Gates outside the park Gates they'll put this [ __ ] anywhere too you know outside the park Gates on the highway on the way home the McDonald's across the street Universal Studios [ __ ] anywhere it doesn't really matter I feel so bad for the employees that have to deal with this honestly that would be so scary honestly even as a patron you know I honestly like going to Disneyland every once in a while I think it's pretty fun but next time I go I am going to be terrified that I'm like touching human remains at all times especially now knowing that they put them everywhere I'm gonna be eating a turkey leg and wondering like is this actually some guy's leg your most frequently dispersed around the Haunted Mansion which is going to perfect if you ask me okay this girl's actually a little bit too into it but now this whole ashes thing which is not really an urban legend is actually true has actually spawned urban legends out of it as you can see here have you heard of The Legend of the crying boy at the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland The Story Goes and mother spread her son's ashes without permission from Disneyland and you can see him crying as you're exiting the ride spooky I wonder why he's crying maybe because his ashes are in a vacuum maybe because he was a little boy and his mom spread his ashes in the scariest ride at Disneyland the mom was like yeah my son used to love this ride every time we would get on it he would be screaming and crying and shaking because he was so happy and excited so I decided this is the perfect place for him to spend the rest of Eternity in a run-down castle of pure Terror what my darling little boy would have wanted all in all it seems to me that Disney this giant corporation that owns like every media property known to man has their little their grubby little fingers wrapped around people a little bit too tightly it's like you already have every movie and TV show do you really need people like begging to spend their entire lives at your theme park also but even still with people spreading their loved ones ashes at Disney people trying to give birth at Disney just to get free tickets Disney is still trying their best to immerse you in their Parks as much as possible to make you never want to leave recently Disney opened up the galactic star Cruiser hotel which is a Star Wars hotel and experience I think it's like a two or three day long experience where you are like in this hotel there's like a story that you have to follow about [ __ ] going on around you it seems very immersive and two a pretty big Star Wars fan honestly it sounds pretty cool but it is also five thousand dollars and instead of Windows your room has a screen that just shows a video of outer space playing so you know just keep that in mind that you might go insane while you're in this place with no concept of night or day you just have to adhere to the Star Wars pre-approved activities there's like Stormtroopers patrolling the holes at all times it's kind of like they wanted to build a Star Wars hotel but they built a prison instead I read through some of the Google reviews for this hotel it's only been open for a little bit so there's not that much to go off of and honestly there are a lot of five star reviews of people who seemingly really enjoyed it I did think that this review was really funny this person gave it a one out of five and they said thought the experience was fun but not worth the price there are too many missions to keep track of and you are always missing something it kind of seems like they got like too immersed in the story and like started to believe that they really needed to complete these missions this sounds more like the review of a disgruntled employee that like works on a spaceship there are too many [ __ ] missions man I there's too much [ __ ] to do the hyperdrive is gonna fail and I need to fix that not to mention the first orders breathing down my [ __ ] neck trying to get me to give away the location of my comrade this place is [ __ ] stressful I think my favorite thing I've seen come out of this uh Star Wars hotel is this apparently now deleted ad for the experience that says strike unlikely alliances in your very own star Star Wars story apparently when you come in you can decide if you want to be like on the good side or the bad side so this ad shows that [Music] holy [ __ ] this place is metal dude this goes hard it's crazy to me that you actually can choose to be on the side of like the evil Intergalactic fascists basically you and your pre-teen daughter Can Don first order uniforms and betray one of your favorite characters trusts Chewbacca giving away his location and leading the first order directly to him who will take him away to be tortured and then eventually executed it might be a little too immersive it might be we're gonna start hearing people come back and you're gonna be like how was your trip you went to the Star Wars hotel right and they'll be like the guilt over my actions will haunt me forever but I did what I had to do it was honestly [ __ ] sick I loved it and honestly like if someone offered to bring me there for free would I go yes I probably would yeah honestly I would like to go 100 I would like to go and as if living in an Intergalactic prison isn't immersive enough for you pretty soon Disney is going to start offering an even more immersive and even less temporary experience you may have seen Disney recently announced their story living initiative where they're basically going to be building cities with their first like test City being built uh in the desert in California I don't know about you but this seems very creepy to me I don't really know what story living entails they're pretty vague about it in all of the promotional videos story living by Disney allows us to leverage what we do best world-class service legendary storytelling and creativity this exciting new Venture will enhance extend and strengthen the Disney brand by allowing us to bring the magic of Disney to places you may never have expected but it does kind of worry me to live in a town where every aspect of your day-to-day life is curated by Disney [Music] oh gosh I feel like we have so much chemistry together me too this is this has been great this day was a lot of fun I I really haven't connected with anyone like this in a long time fantastic How likely would you be to recommend this experience to a friend what on a scale from one to ten how would you rate my performance performance I thought you were just like genuinely interested in me like romantically oh perfect so attend then I really opened up to you and you opened up to me that's all just part of the story living experience it's Disney Magic so that whole story you told me about how sad you were that you had to release your pet into the wild because it had grown to be wild that was the plot of The Fox and the Hound what the [ __ ] is wrong with you thank you for all fighting Disney's love connection please make sure you pick up all your belongings as you exit the ride are you an animatronic please do not try to [ __ ] any of the animatronics am I the only person that lives here anyway that's the end of the video it's time to talk about our sponsor what's up it's me a hacker and I'm so excited to steal your data because you don't have today's sponsor expressvpn you see sending data over an unencrypted network is a lot like sending a postcard there's no envelope to cover up your info and protect your sacred message so any old creep with a little bit of basic computer knowledge and a little bit of free time can come along and check out all of your private information I'm talking password Financial details hell emails I'm gonna 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Length: 22min 39sec (1359 seconds)

Published: Sun May 29 2022

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[u/xoxogossipgreen]

I screamed laughed so loud at the no head? joke that I had to pause the video

[u/h3h3eh]

This was a great video. You could tell he put a lot of effort into it and it was very funny! Love Danny’s content lately

[u/whatisscoobydone]

That "dipping your balls in the root beer" sketch 100% felt like a Kurtis Conner sketch.

And the Disney Living sketch was genuinely unsettling. As well as the fascist cosplay.

[u/Cyceven]

This is one of my fave Danny videos. The sketches were pog

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Currently trying to get pregnant and give birth at Disneyland just bc Danny said not to

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Whelp. I have a new favorite Danny video.

Literally can't even pick a favorite sketch from that vid

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Danny this is it a joke please change back the font

[u/ImColeOnReddit]

If the baby gets the "life-time pass", what happens when THAT baby becomes an adult? does it have to pay?