- Uncle Roger thought induction stove is the worst thing you can cook on, but some people out there are animal and they cook food in coffee maker. - I made a boiled egg in a
coffee maker in a hotel room. - If you traveling, and
you can't afford food, maybe the solution is not coffee maker. Maybe solution is don't travel. Hello, niece and nephew. It's uncle Roger. Hotel is terrible place. If you've been to hotel,
uncle Roger guarantee they don't wash the coffee maker at all. And now in this weejio, this niece here, she making a whole meal in coffee maker. Haiyaa. It like she wants
to get diarrhea on purpose. Everybody is disgusting in hotel room because not our house, we don't give shit. We treat hotel room like how,
how to basic treat his house. Remember this just comedy
weejio uncle Roger, just joking around. Don't go attack anyone
after this. Just laugh. - I made a boiled egg in a
coffee maker in a hotel room. Ordering room service at hotels
can get pretty expensive. And when you travel often, sometimes you just crave home cooked food. - What? This is your home cooked food, haiyaa! What kind of broken family you come from? Your mother making food in coffee maker. You need to get new mother. I think this girl mum is psycho. ♪Psycho psycho. ♪ - First, here's some items
that are easy to carry in your luggage. Instant oatmeal packets, instant ramen. - You know what easier to carry
than all those thing, cash. You can use this to buy food instead of making it in coffee maker. - Flour tortillas, small paper
plates, aluminum foil sheets and plastic cutlery. All of these items fit perfectly into one food storage bag and nicely- - That looked like most
depressing holiday ever! Also imagine if you get stopped at custom carrying the pack of shit. (Roger sighs) Uncle Roger rather get stopped
for carrying white powder and by white powder I mean MSG. (Roger snorts) - Once you arrive at your destination you can hit up a local
convenience store or grocery and pick up small items
like half dozen eggs, make some bacon bits and- - Wait, what? - Once you arrive at your destination, you can hit up a local
convenience store or grocery. - So you gonna go to store anyway? So what do you just get food from store? Why bother packing
that sad food in bag? What her logic? Haiyaa! - Oatmeal. Place instant oatmeal
in a coffee maker carafe. Fill the reservoir with
filtered water and turn it on. - Look so sad. - Sit for a bit. Pro tip. If your room offers
complimentary teabags, just add it to your oatmeal
for some extra flavor - Ew, who add teabag to oatmeal! Why you want your oat to
taste like earl gray tea? Oatmeal is the saddest food ever. It's so sad even MSG cannot save it. It like white people congee. Congee is one of uncle
Roger favorite dish ever. It a classic Chinese breakfast dish or something you eat when
you sick, that right? In Asia when you sick,
you just eat congee. Nobody need doctor. Mom, I have COVID. Just eat congee. (Roger laughs) - (Beep) offers complimentary teabags. Just add it to your oatmeal
for some extra flavor. Yes for tea bagging. Yes for tea bagging. - So dirty this niece. But being tea bag by someone still more hygienic than
using hotel coffee maker. Sorry, children. Ew, look at that. - I also love a little bit of- - So sad. - On top. Gently, place eggs in the carafe. -Add filtered water. -I guess Turn on the the machine and allow the to sit for
about seven to 10 minutes. Peel and enjoy. For some ramen, place the
packet contents into the carafe. Add, you guessed it,
filtered water, turn it on. - So she making instant noodle now. Who pack oatmeal with instant noodle? What is... (Roger groaning) - Mix and enjoy straight
out of the carafe. Make sure you clean the carafe really well with some soap and water afterwards. Here's what you can make with an iron. - So she gonna destroy the coffeemaker and now she gonna
destroy the iron. Haiyaa. - Form an iron sheet pan by folding- - Who travel with aluminum foil? - Who packing for a trip going, "Okay. I pack shoe. I pack
Jean. I pack my underwear. Feel like I'm missing something. Hmm. I know. Travel essential." - Allow the iron to heat up and you can cook items like bacon. Then use some of that
bacon fat to fry an egg. You just need a little bit of patience. - Wait, so you have to hold
the iron this whole time? How much free time this woman has? Are you unemployed or something? (upbeat music) - Or make a quickie quesadilla on an ironing board. - No no no. - Then tortilla spread on
the cheese and iron it out. - First of all, iron not
replacement for real fire. You want to cook? Use the real fire. You want to wok hay? No
such thing as iron hay. Also, when business people
they actually want to use iron to iron their shirt and now they smell like
bacon and tortilla. This woman gonna get them fired. - Feeling fancy. Use the coffee maker to make
actual coffee this time. Now get a small container of ice cream and make yourself an affogato dessert. I may not be in a suite, but
I'm sure living the sweet life. (Roger laughs) - You can tell the exact
moment she regret her decision. She trying hard to pretend
that it tastes good. But uncle Roger bet after
the cameras stopped rolling, she just go ptooey ptooey ptooey. Secretly she just dying inside. But it not only her. See, this another weejio. Can this chef make a 3-course
meal in coffee maker? Haiyaa, why you all torturing
uncle Roger like that? Why? - I'm Alexis. And I'm the senior food
specialist here at tasty. - Oh. - No. - You can leave it. - No, don't take her rice cooker. (dramatic music) - I don't drink coffee.
And I think I have- - You don't drink coffee? So how you wake up? Is it just the voices in your head? - It feels hot. So I think I can actually
go ahead and add the shrimp. So we just wanna make sure that the shrimp is
cooked through and pink. It's actually turning pink. You can see it turning pink - It turning pink because it embarrassed to be seen with you. If uncle Roger hang out with woman who puts seafood in coffee
maker, I turn pink also. Auntie Helen has new boyfriend now and I hope her new
boyfriend only make food for her in coffee maker
because that all she deserve. - I'm allowed to say like
give myself pat on the back, but this is really good. - She gonna make salmon in coffee maker. - Next I'm going to poach the salmon. It needs to be enough oil
to submerge the salmon. - Aah, she making salmon confit. - Salmon down so that it'll
actually fit in the coffee pot. I'm gonna to infuse the oil with some peppercorns, lemon rinds. - Okay, decent ingredient. - I'm getting the oil to about 180 and this salmon in. So, ooh. This looks really gross. The fat is clearly leaving the salmon. - Ew. Ew, you're right it gross, the fat leaving salmon and you should leave kitchen. Haiyaa. Salmon is beautiful fish
and you treat it like this. It looked like the salmon mutating. It tried to grow leg so
it can escape from there. - The fat is clearly leaving the salmon. - Also niece and nephew, this not fat. This a protein in salmon called albumin. And when you cook salmon too
hot, it all come up like this. It make uncle Roger put
my leg down from chair. I think because in this coffee maker, you can't control temperature. The heating at bottom. So bottom part hotter than top part. Uncle Roger don't know
why she used thermometer to measure temperature. You can't even control that shit. - And then, but it looks like... Oh my God, it looks like
it's covered in warts. There's like little balls of fat. (Alexis laughs) - That her little dance
when she sees gross thing. - Okay. The salmon, I don't know. - Look just like auntie
Helen before makeup. - This needs a thorough wash
after what just happened. - Yeah, no shit. - Onto part two. So for this, I'm gonna
like simmer some beans. And just putting beans in
a coffee pot feels wrong. What, what she say? What she say? - I just put in beans and
a coffee pot feels wrong. - Putting beans in coffee pot feel wrong? But putting prawn and
salmon in there feel right? What this woman thinking? Uncle Roger would hate to be her roommate. Good morning, time for my coffee. (Roger spits) Why coffee tastes like fish? Did you make salmon again? Haiyaa. - So hopefully those tomatoes
can blacken and kind of... - Run for your life tomato,
they gonna torture you. - Hopefully they can get some char. Ooh. Okay. There's some sound. - Just like Jamie Oliver weejio. You hear sizzling. I hear
your ancestor crying. - Ooh. There's a little bit of- - Not enough color. You might as well eat it
raw if look like this. - I'm almost done. So I'm gonna text some friends, see if they wanna come up and try it and- - You're gonna to text your friend don't invite other people to eat this bullshit? If your friend invite
you to their place to eat coffeemaker food? They not friend. - I feel like they gonna have some inclination that something's up but, I don't think they would
guess a coffeemaker - I get courses here. - Okay. Her voice is most annoying
voice uncle Roger ever here. I changed my mind. She deserves to eat coffeemaker food. - Wine and dine. - Wine and dine mi honey. - Wine and dine mi honey. Wine and dine mi honey. That all uncle Roger hear. Wine and dine. (Roger laughs) (beep) - We've got some white beans
with olive oil perched salmon, steamed asparagus ribbons
and blistered tomatoes. - I like it. - You like it? Haiyaa, where are your taste bud? Where your taste part? - This challenge today to make all these three
courses with a twist. - What was the twist? Oh God. - I made all 3-courses
using only a coffee maker. - Stop. - Agree, stop making food in coffee maker. Haiyaa. (camera shatters) I hope her new boyfriend
always cooked for her. I hope auntie Helen new
boyfriend always cook food for her in coffee maker. That all she deserves. (Roger laughs) - (beep) All right. Let's
try coffee spitting scene. Let's try to not ruin any
of my furniture or laptop. (Roger spits) Lets hope I got it. (Roger laughs). (beep) If they invite you over for coffeemaker food. They not friend. Friend don't try to give
friends diarrhea (beep) Nieces and nephews, feel
free to Photoshop this still. It can be an uncle Roger
meme, you know, right? Just put the text on it. (Roger laughs) (beep) And by white powder, I mean MSG. (Roger snorting) (Roger laughs) you can clearly tell I've
never done coke before. (Roger laughing) (Roger snorting) This is how people do Coke. (Roger snorting) (Roger laughs)
