Uncle Roger Sell $10,000 Shoe

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- What I supposed to do here today? - Sell this pair of Air Jordan Dior. This pair of sneakers is around $10,000. - $ 10,000. This is UK eight. - I'm a UK six. - Haiyaa, it's okay, you're still growing. You'll grow into this. (bright upbeat music) This video sponsored by Skillshare niece and nephew Skillshare is online learning community with everything you want to learn, even cooking lesson. Many niece and nephew, also asking uncle Roger, how I make video. Uncle Roger recommend this course, iPhone filmmaking, create cinematic video with your phone. If you use Android, too bad, throw away your Android buy an iPhone and take this course. This course also teach you how to editing. So you take one course and learn everything about making video. Best thing about Skillshare, you learn at your own pace. If you're smart, you finish course in one day. If you're dumb, you can take ten year. Nobody judge you. The first 1000 niece and nephew, who used to link in my description, will get a free trial of Skillshare premium membership, and after that it only $10 a month, $10 to become smarter fuiyoh, that is good deal. So go click the link and now we start video. Hello niece and nephew, it's uncle Roger. Uncle Roger, I got fired from so many jobs before, so today I can find a different job. I gonna work at this shoe shop Stealplug established 2017. Haiyaa, maybe finished in 2021 after I work here. This is my boss for today, Charlene. Charlene tell our viewer, what is Stealplug? - Stealplug is the exclusive and premium sneakers and apparel store. So we sells items for customers, from clothing to shoes, to bags and accessories. - Exclusive and premium. - Yeah. - That just means she hate poor people. What the difference between your shoe and regular shoe I find in Chinatown Market? - So our shoes are either limited edition ones, when it's released in store it will be instantly solar in the few seconds to minutes. So usually these limited edition stuff will range from $300 to like 500, 1,000, $2,000. - What? - Depending on-- - $2,000 for a shoe? - Yup. - Who buy $2,000 shoe, haiyaa, a PS 5 only $500. - There's a lot of people that wants to be hypebeast uncle Roger - Hypebeast is wasting money. Niece and nephew, remember to smack like button. I think people who buy shoe from this place need to be smacked by the parent more, $500 on shoe, haiyaa. My mom disown me immediately. The store look okay, but why are you on 20th floor foot lock on ground floor? That means you're not doing well. (Charlene chuckling) If you have to take lift to a shoe store, that mean the shoe store business not good. Why only one lantern? Haiyaa, make this place look like Chinese prostitute house. - It's the Supreme lantern uncle Roger, it's different. - So your prostitute hypebeast also, okay. So boss, Charlene, what I supposed to do here today? - The ultimate task for you today, is to sell this pair of Air Jordan Dior. (upbeat music) - Uncle Roger sold bubble tea, sold chicken and rice, I can sell shoe, no problem. How much is this? - This pair of sneakers is around $10,000. - $10,000? Haiyaa, why so expensive? - Because it's a collaboration between Jordan and Dior brand. - It just shoe. - So uncle Roger, you need to dress up a little bit because this is not gonna work for you. - What do you mean? Uncle Roger, orange polo, so iconic, more iconic than your Air Jordan Dior bullshit. - You need to dress like a hypebeast uncle Roger. - Haiyaa. - [Announcer] A few minutes later. - No, no, no, Uncle Roger looked like I'd go into midlife crisis. What do you want me to do next? Buy escape pod? That orange shirt make uncle Roger feel too fancy. ♪ Too fancy ♪ But What I will do, I will take this Supreme sticker, and just put it on my uncle Roger polo. Do you like uncle Roger trip? Make this brand so lazy usually brand logo, they have picture, but Supreme, they just use texts. Uncle Roger can come up with logo like this also, see. - Instead off your belt full in case, you need to wear the Supreme bomb bag. And here is a Supreme phone for you. - This phone? When did this phone come out? 1845, okay. Uncle Roger use this now. Is this what they were on Bling Empire? Asian uncle like me, we love our bag phone case. Many people say phone go in pocket. But uncle Roger say pocket supposed to be for receipts. See all my receipt right here. This one from 2014, this receipt lasted longer than my marriage.(sighs) Hello, hello, how you're doing? - Wagwan man. - Wagwan? What is wagwan? - Wagwan is like you're all right, man? - Why you sound like this? - I heard you're from the UK and get me. - Uncle Roger live in UK but don't I sound like that. - (speaking in foreign language) Get me. - Stop cultural appropriation, haiyaa. Uncle roger don't want to get canceled. Are you looking for shoe today? - Am looking a shoe today. - Okay. - Will you recommend me? - Why don't you buy this? This uncle Roger favorite, Air Jordan 1 Dior. You'll get all the woman even when someone who speaks so weird like you. - Really? - Yeah. - I'm not interested in any other woman. I only have one only one-- - Only one woman? - I'm loyal and that-- - You need get the four, you know. (both laughing) - Yeah, did you get? Four wives you know that. (both laughing) Can I touch it? - No, stop, stop. Haiyaa. - Can I touch you? - No, no, I don't consent to that. I noticed look like Chinese prostitute shop, but uncle Roger not for sale, for Charlene maybe you'd talk to her. - Well, any Off-Whites? - All this here is Off-White. How about this one? - Whoa. - Converse Off-White collaboration. - Thousand dollars of them you can't do any lower. - No, no, no selling shoe to Asian people. They always come and haggle. Just take the shoe for the price. - No free fright rise? Fright rise, haiyaa, no uncle Roger shoe salesman today. - I'll take it. - You'll take it? - I'll take it, 100%. - Okay, any now then else-- - I'm looking to buy another shoe. - How about this one? This is Nike and Ben & Jerry collect. Do you know what Ben & Jerry's is? - Come on, of course, I know, look at me. - Haiyaa, I don't fat shame yourself. - Can I touch it? - Okay, sure. - Is it hala. - Haiyaa of course it. This not make from pig skin. This make from cow skin, pig for eating only, is so delicious. Why we want to make shoe from pig? - Oh, well, it's definitely hala. - How do you know it hala? - By touching it, I can feel by my hands that it's not thick skin. - That is worse super power ever. - Do you have any chance to Travis Scott? - Travis Scott-- - Jordan 1? - Why so many people like Travis Scott? Travis Scott rapper, he not even shoemaker. Buying shoe from Travis Scott is like buying painting from the Rock. Here, this another Travis Scott shoes. - Oh wow. - What do you think? - What do you think? - Why is the Nike backwards? Is it fake? - No, no, this is just the design uncle Roger don't sell fake shoe here. - Really? - Yeah. - But then on this side is backwards, on the other side it's the right way. - That's why I said Travis Scott not shoe designer. He fucked up. Don't come to uncle Roger's store and ask if my shoe fake. I don't go talk to your mom and ask if a tit fake. (bright music) Okay, we got a lot of customer. Hello, hello. - Hi-- - How are you doing? - Am here to pick up my shoe from - Are you gonna pay by card or cash? - Cash please? - Cash? Haiyaa. - I only have cash, sorry. - This is pandemic time, who still use cash? This niece like shoe and also COVID. Haiyaa, okay give uncle Roger the cash. This is your stuff. - There you go, thank you. Uncle Roger feel like drug dealer right now. Boss Charlene, not around. So maybe I put it in my own pouch. Are you sure that all you want? - I'm on a budget so this is good enough. - You are on budget, who needs budget? Budget for weak people. Life's too short for budget. Listen, this shoe is the best shoe, the Air Jordan 1 Dior. Look at this. - Oh wow, it's-- - This shoe can solve all your problem in life. - (chuckling) Really? - Yeah, yeah, what your name? - I'm Joey. - Joey, niece Joey, are you single right now? - Yes. - Because you don't have this shoe. You just wear it, you go out, get boyfriend instantly. - I don't think I need a shoe to get a boyfriend. - Haiyaa, she definitely overestimating her own beauty. What are the problem you have in your life? (Joey chuckling) Your family life okay? - Yeah. - Your parents still together? - Oh no, they're divorced. - See, because you don't have nice shoe. (Joey chuckling) You buy this shoe, they remarry each other again. Boss Charlene, what is? - So uncle Roger, a customer made an order on our website. So you need to pack the shoes and ship it to them. - Pack shoe? Haiyaa uncle Roger trying to be salespeople, not postman. So what I supposed to do? - So you need to take the bubble wrap and wrap it around the shoes and then pack it in a box. - Okay, so easy. You just do this, see, is it okay? - No uncle Roger, it's too ugly. - You sent this to people. First thing they do is rip off bubble wrap, who care for pretty? - Here I'll show you. - Okay. (upbeat music) Not bad, not bad. Niece and nephew, always use protection. (both laughing) Sorry children, how much is shoe? - This is around $1,000. - $1,000. - Yeah. - And you trust random postman to ship this? Haiyaa, uncle Roger don't even trust Amazon delivery. Sometimes you order from Amazon, postman throw shit around. (upbeat music) - Hi, is there anyone to show me around? - Haiyaa, uncle Roger playing snake on my truck dealer phone and customer come and bother me. What do you want? What are you looking for today? - Hey, I'm looking for an Eazy. - Eazy, okay. Uncle Roger know just the right shoe. This Eazy uncle Roger favorite, because it go in the dark. You can go jogging at night nobody hit you. What do you think? What do you think? - So how much is it? - This One $800. - It's too expensive. - Too expensive. Haiyaa, you wear $5,000 Rolex, cannot afford $800 shoe, why so weak, so weak? - What about Travis? - This is uncle Roger favorite Travis Scott shoe because it come with little pouch here see. Just for your truck, I mean MSG. This one $800 also. - That's too expensive. - Too expensive. Why you come here? Boss Charlene, I think you need to have security guards outside, check that credit history before letting people in. This count how much you want off? - $10. - $10, haiyaa, buy $800 shoe, ask for $10 discount. When you buy a house you also ask the estate agent for the free wind chime? Haiyaa, okay, here your shoe, just take it. - [Charlene] Uncle Roger, you need to put the shoe in the box and the bag. - What box and bag? Haiyaa, but we give him discount already. Too bad for environment. You're killing all the sea turtle. (upbeat music) - Halloo, halloo. Little niece. - Hi. - What do you want? What do you want to get-- - I am looking for a t-shirt. - T-shirt, just right here. - Okay, cool. - T-shirt not doing well we only have two rack. (lady chuckling) This look like free stuff you get from happy meal, but we sell it for $80. - What about this? - This one is colored with Cactus Jack, who is Cactus Jack? Uncle Roger don't know. Do you know who is Cactus Jack? - I think it might be Travis Scott 'cause the name's right here. - Oh, haiyaa Uncle Roger know this, it's just testing you. (lady chuckling) Why Travis Scott making shoe and making shirt now? Haiyaa, you rapper, stay in your lane. You don't see uncle Roger selling my own t-shirt. (upbeat music) And you want shoe also. - Yes. - My favorite shoe. - Wow. - Only 10,000, it used to be 20,000, but for nice niece like you uncle Roger could give discount. - Cool, what size is it? - This is UK eight. - Oh, short I'm a UK six. - You're UK six? - Yeah. - Haiyaa, it okay, you still growing. You will grow into this. You look like someone who like the color yellow. - I actually do. - So uncle Roger recommend this one, it's furry and nice touch it, so soft. - Oh. - It like if Big Bird from Sesame Street became a shoe. - Okay, I think I'll take it, but do you have any free gifts? - Haiyaa, we give to shoelace already. Stop asking for free gift that why we give people free shoe laces. They so annoying, use it to hang yourself. (both laughing) - I think I might not leave a very good review of you. No, no, no, don't leave bad review. Uncle Roger, give you free gift, give you this toy. This toy look like auntie Helen when she get COVID. Oh, hello, hello. - Hi. - Why are you dressed like fail basketball player? What you want? - I'm looking for Air Jordan 1. - All the Air Jordan here. How about this one? This one, $300. - Is too cheap. - Too cheap? - Yeah. Okay, 400. - Nope. - 500. - I do like the design. Do you have something more expensive? - This one, 3000. - Still not my type. - Air Jordan 1 Dior, $10,000. - Can I touch it? - Only if you wear gloves. - I do have my gloves on. - Fuiyoh, this guy even his glove is Supreme. So much money but he dress like shit, haiyaa. Just buy no refund, but just buy. - Okay, I'll take this. - Yes, uncle Roger sold the Air Jordan 1 Dior, fuiyoh. - Ah, Uncle Roger, what gets you pluck all day today. So tired now, boss Charlene, what you think? I sold the Air Jordan 1 Dior, I so proud of myself. - Yes, uncle Roger, I think you did a pretty good job today. But you should have given better customer service. - What do you mean better customer service? Everybody loves uncle Roger. - You told them to hang themselves. - What else you do with shoelace? - You even talk about their mom's tit. - Haiyaa, everybody mum have tit. What wrong with that? (Charlene chuckling) - And if their shoe size is wrong, you shouldn't tell them that they'll the grow into their shoe size. - I make the customer experience so memorable. When else do you go to shoe shop and the sales person pat your head and you a little child, when? So do I get to come back tomorrow? - I'll think about it. As far as limited edition things where you can get in the normal of sneaker store outside 'cause there's also a no. - That just caught what for saying she hate poor people. (both laughing) - Favorite shoe. Oh wow. - Air Jordan 1 Dior. - Okay. - You buy this shoe, all the woman come over and... (both laughing) - I want to say suck your dick. (all laughing). - You know I'm gonna kick halala, is it hala? (chuckling) - How can you tell it hala? - Because by touching it, I can't send the (indistinct). - Oh, okay, okay. Is this a superpower? - Yes. - You touch something and you know it pick or not. - Yeah. - So when you punch your wife then... (all laughing) - And why are we bubby like Travis Scott? - Because we all hires in the room. - I didn't get that at all. (all laughing) There's a limit where (indistinct). - Why everybody like Travis Scott, Travis Scott is rapper. Not even Shoemaker. - His shoe looks nice 100%. - Buying shoe from Travis Scott it's like buying painting from the Rock. - The Rock can paint? - That's a joke. - Oh (murmuring) (all laughing) - That what I mean, Travis Scott no shoe designer. He fucked up. - Oh,(laughing). - There are people gonna tag Travis Scott in the video.(chuckling) Time for uncle Roger to pick a break. Got a dream from my Supreme thermos fuiyoh. Asian people, we love drinking hot water, cold water for pussies. - No uncle Roger, Steelplug has the best customer service. - This girl sound like corporate PR person. (indistinct) customer service (chuckling). (both laughing) - Deadly. (both laughing) - Haiyaa. This is so much harder than making a fire rise.
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Channel: mrnigelng
Views: 2,653,639
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Keywords: nigel ng, uncle roger, nigel ng comedy, skillshare
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Length: 17min 5sec (1025 seconds)
Published: Sun Feb 07 2021
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