TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. THIS IS A GOOD ONE. IF THE WORLD WERE ENDING TOMORROW, WHAT WOULD YOU BLOW ALL YOUR SAVINGS ON TODAY? ANITA: VEGAS. STEVE: HELL, YEAH. VEGAS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] PASS OR PLAY? ANITA: WE'RE GONNA PLAY. STEVE: YES, MA'AM. APRIL: WHOO. GOOD JOB. STEVE: HEY, APRIL. APRIL: HEY, UNCLE STEVE. HOW ARE YOU? STEVE: HOW YOU DOING? APRIL: I'M GREAT. STEVE: Y'ALL FROM ELLISVILLE? APRIL: YES. STEVE: MAN, THAT'S SMALL. APRIL: VERY SMALL. STEVE: WHOO. WHOO-HOO-HOO. STEVEN: THE THING I HATE ABOUT ELLISVILLE-- STEVE: THIS IS WHO I NEED. HE'S WEARING THE SUIT. RIGHT HERE, SEE, THIS IS WHAT I LIKE. SEE, I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA BE MY MAN WHEN I WALKED OUT HERE, 'CAUSE THE FIRST THING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, "THE THING I HATE ABOUT ELLISVILLE." SEE, THAT'S WHAT-- SEE RIGHT THERE. SEE. WHAT IS THAT, STEVEN? STEVEN: THEY DON'T GOT A POPEYE'S OR A CHURCH'S CHICKEN. SEE, THAT'S ANOTHER PLACE WHERE I PAY MY TITHES AT IS CHURCH'S CHICKEN. AND WHEN I GET OUT OF CHURCH, I GO STRAIGHT TO CHURCH'S CHICKEN AND PAY MY TITHES THERE IN PEPPER. GOT TO HAVE A PEPPER WITH IT. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: OH. I NEEDED YOU TODAY. THERE'S ALWAYS THAT ONE DUDE IN THE FAMILY. SEE, HIS WHOLE PROBLEM WITH ELLISVILLE IS THERE AIN'T NO DAMN FRIED CHICKEN. [LAUGHTER] YOU LIKE TO SEE THE GREASE STAINS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BOX. STEVEN: TELL THEM, LORD. THANK YOU. THANK YOU, FATHER. STEVE: YEAH. STEVEN: THANK YOU, FATHER. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT HERE. YOU KNOW. STEVE: JUST LIKE THAT. STEVEN: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, STEVE. STEVE: YOU LIKE THEM PIECES OF CHICKEN WHERE-- STEVEN: YOU BETTER TALK ABOUT IT. STEVE: YOU CAN GET CRUNCHY OR YOU CAN GET SPICY. STEVEN: MAN, I'M ABOUT TO WALK OFF THIS STAGE. ONE MORE WORD AND I'M GONE. I'LL BE LIKE FORGET THIS EVENING, I'M GONNA GO TO CHURCH'S CHICKEN. STEVE: YOU BETTER STAY RIGHT HERE. STEVEN: YOU DON'T ASK NO FAT DUDE DO THEY LIKE ANYTHING. WE LIKE EVERYTHING. THERE AIN'T NOTHING THAT I DON'T LIKE, MAN. STEVE: STEVE, THAT'S WHAT I SAID. STEVEN: YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. STEVE: YOU TALK TO FAT PEOPLE ABOUT FOOD. STEVEN: RIGHT. STEVE: YOU CAN'T TALK TO HIS SKINNY ASS ABOUT NO FOOD. HE BEEN SKINNY AND PRETTY HIS WHOLE LIFE. YOUR LITTLE TIGHT-ASS SUIT ON. [LAUGHTER] STEVEN: I HAD TO GET MINE PINNED. MINE'S TOO BIG, MAN. STEVE: YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU GOT TO GO TO A BIG MAN'S STORE. STEVEN: RIGHT. 'CAUSE MY THIGHS RUB. SO I GOT TO GET SOME LOOSE PANTS, MAN. I GOT TO GET LOOSE PANTS. STEVE: HIS THIGHS AIN'T NEVER TOUCHED. STEVEN: HE AIN'T NEVER HAD--MAN, WHEN THAT--YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS AT WORK ONE TIME, STEVE, THEY WANTED TO--DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WANTED TO DO TO ME, MAN? STEVE: WHAT? STEVEN: THEY WANTED TO FIRE ME BECAUSE MY THIGHS GOT TO RUBBING. SEE, IT'S HOT IN MISSISSIPPI. IT STARTED SMELLING LIKE A SUNDAY DINNER, AND IT WAS AT 9:00 IN THE MORNING. BUT IT WAS--WE DON'T EAT LUNCH TILL 12:00. SO, YOU KNOW, THEY... STEVE: COME ON NOW. COME ON NOW. THANK YOU, FATHER. I SURE NEEDED HIM. BOY, I NEEDED YOU. BOY, I NEEDED YOU LIKE I NEEDED A GLASS OF COLD WATER. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR ME RIGHT NOW. YOUR THIGHS WAS RUBBING TOGETHER, AND IT GOT SO HOT IT STARTED SMELLING LIKE DINNER. STEVEN: SUNDAY DINNER. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN. YOU GOTS TO GET ON YOUTUBE. THAT'S--WHEN YOU MAKE A COMEDIAN LAUGH--LOOK, MAN, I KNOW HOW THIS GOES. WHEN YOU DO IT LIKE THAT, THAT'S THE GIFT. THAT'S THE GIFT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BOY. LET'S PLAY SOME "FEUD." IF THE WORLD WERE ENDING TOMORROW, WHAT WOULD YOU BLOW ALL YOUR SAVINGS ON TODAY? MEKAEL: I WOULD BUY MY DREAM CAR, STEVE. STEVE: BUY YOUR DREAM CAR. MEKAEL: WHOO! STEVE: DORIAN. ALL RIGHT, MAN. IF THE WORLD WERE ENDING TOMORROW, WHAT WOULD YOU BLOW ALL YOUR SAVINGS ON TODAY? DORIAN: GAMBLING. STEVE: GAMBLING. APRIL: GOOD ANSWER! STEVE: STEVEN, IF THE WORLD WERE ENDING TOMORROW, WHAT WOULD YOU BLOW ALL YOUR SAVINGS ON TODAY? STEVEN: A PROSTITUTE. STEVE: COME ON. IT'S THE LAST DAMN DAY. PROSTITUTE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] APRIL, IF THE WORLD WERE ENDING TOMORROW, WHAT WOULD YOU BLOW ALL YOUR SAVINGS ON TODAY? APRIL: FOOD. FOOD. STEVE: FOOD. APRIL: FOOD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: MISS ANITA, IF THE WORLD WERE ENDING TOMORROW, WHAT WOULD YOU BLOW ALL YOUR SAVINGS ON TODAY? ANITA: GIVE IT AWAY. MEKAEL: GOOD ANSWER. ANITA: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: GIVE IT AWAY. [BUZZER] IF THE WORLD WERE ENDING TOMORROW, WHAT WOULD YOU BLOW ALL YOUR SAVINGS ON TODAY? MEKAEL: MY DREAM HOUSE, STEVE. STEVE: YOUR DREAM HOUSE. MEKAEL: MY DREAM HOUSE. STEVE: YOU BOUGHT A DREAM CAR, NOW SHE'S GOT TO HAVE SOMEWHERE TO PARK IT FOR ONE EVENING. MEKAEL: ONE DAY. STEVE: OOH, THIS IS NICE. TOO BAD WE'RE GONNA DIE TOMORROW. DREAM HOUSE. [BUZZER] DORIAN, WE GOT TWO STRIKES. GOT TO BE CAREFUL. BRACCO FAMILY CAN STEAL. DORIAN: A BOAT. STEVEN: GOOD ANSWER. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S THERE. STEVE: BOAT. [BUZZER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IF THE WORLD WERE ENDING TOMORROW, WHAT WOULD YOU BLOW ALL YOUR SAVINGS ON TODAY? MARY: DRUGS. JULIE: LOTS OF ALCOHOL, STEVE. STEVE: LOTS OF ALCOHOL. JULIE: WHOO. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: NUMBER 6. AUDIENCE: CLOTHES/SHOES.
