MARVIN, WHAT'S UP, MAN? MARVIN: HOW ARE YOU, UNCLE STEVE? STEVE: I LIKE THIS, MARVIN. MARVIN: THANK YOU, STEVE. STEVE: RIGHT UP MY ALLEY RIGHT HERE. MARVIN: THANK YOU, UNCLE STEVE. STEVE: YEAH, I WEAR PIMP STUFF. MARVIN: IS THAT RIGHT? WE BROUGHT YOU A UNCLE MARV SPECIAL. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] MAN: YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NIKI: YEAH! [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] SINGERS: ♪ I CAN TURN THE GRAY SKY BLUE I CAN MAKE IT RAIN WHENEVER I WANT IT TO OH, I CAN BUILD A CASTLE FROM A SINGLE GRAIN OF SAND I CAN MAKE A SHIP SAIL ON DRY LAND BUT MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE AND I'M SO BLUE 'CAUSE I CAN'T GET NEXT TO YOU I CAN'T GET NEXT TO YOU, GIRL I CAN'T GET NEXT TO YOU I CAN'T GET NEXT TO YOU, GIRL I CAN'T GET NEXT TO YOU I CAN FLY LIKE A BIRD IN THE SKY HEY, I CAN BUY ANYTHING THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY, OH I CAN TURN A RIVER INTO A RAGING FIRE I CAN LIVE FOREVER IF I SO DESIRE ♪ STEVE: YEAH. BOY, LOOK AT ME. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NOW, SET IT UP ON THERE FOR ME. BOY, YOU DON'T KNOW THE MOMENT I JUST HAD. [LAUGHTER] WELCOME, MAN. INTRODUCE EVERYBODY, MARVIN. MARVIN: I'M UNCLE MARVIN AND WE'RE FROM THE SOUTH BRONX AND I BROUGHT THESE KINGS WITH ME. ALL MY NEPHEWS. MY NEPHEW NOEL, MY NEPHEW JAMEL, MY NEPHEW SHAWN, AND MY NEPHEW JAMARL. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: LET'S GET IT ON. LET'S GET IT ON. GIVE ME NIKI, GIVE ME MARVIN. TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. FILL IN THE BLANK. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN. WHAT IF HELL ISN'T AN ACTUAL PLACE? WHAT IF IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR WIFE COMPLAIN ABOUT BLANK EVERY DAY? MARVIN: MONEY. STEVE: MONEY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NIKI: CHORES. STEVE: CHORES. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NIKI: GONNA PLAY? WE'RE GONNA PLAY! STEVE: LET'S GO. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LINDSAY, WHAT IF WE--NOW, WE-- I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONCE. FILL IN THE BLANK. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN. THIS IS FOR MARRIED MEN, OK? WHAT IF HELL ISN'T AN ACTUAL PLACE? WHAT IF IT'S ACTUALLY LISTENING TO YOUR WIFE COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT EVERY DAY? LINDSAY: THE KIDS. STEVE: THE KIDS. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LEXI, WHAT IF HELL AIN'T A ACTUAL PLACE? WHAT IF IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR WIFE COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT EVERY DAY? LEXI: THE CARS BREAKING DOWN. STEVE: CARS BREAKING DOWN. [AUDIENCE GROANS] ALLI, WHAT IF HELL ISN'T AN ACTUAL PLACE? WHAT IF IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR WIFE COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT EVERY DAY? ALLI: SHE'S GETTING OLD. STEVE: SHE'S GETTING OLD. [AUDIENCE GROANS] ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TWO STRIKES. CALLOWAY FAMILY CAN STEAL NOW. LORI: WHY DO I HAVE TO COOK EVERY DAY? STEVE: WHY DO I HAVE TO COOK EVERY DAY? [AUDIENCE GROANS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] FILL IN THE BLANK. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN. WHAT IF HELL ISN'T AN ACTUAL PLACE? WHAT IF IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR WIFE COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT EVERY DAY? MARVIN: HER JOB. STEVE: HER JOB. MAN: GOOD ANSWER. SECOND MAN: RIGHT THERE! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: NUMBER 6. AUDIENCE: THE WEATHER. STEVE: 5. AUDIENCE: HER MOTHER. STEVE: 4. AUDIENCE: HER WEIGHT. STEVE: 3. AUDIENCE: ME. [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN NUMBER ONE.
