KATHRYN... KATHRYN: YES. STEVE: TALKED TO 100 WOMEN. NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF TO LAST YOU A LIFETIME. KATHRYN: CLOTHES. STEVE: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. WHOO! KATHRYN: WHOO! STEVE: YOU LIKE THAT ONE? KATHRYN: I WISH I HAD MORE CLOTHES, BUT THIS IS A GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER. KATHRYN: YES. STEVE: LIKE FEELING CONFIDENT ABOUT IT? KATHRYN: I THINK I'M RIGHT THIS TIME, STEVE. STEVE: MATTER OF FACT, I BET YOU RIGHT. KATHRYN: I LIKE THAT ATTITUDE, STEVE. STEVE: THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU HAVE, BECAUSE YOU SAID IT WITH SUCH ASSERT-- KATHRYN: CONFIDENCE. STEVE: YEAH. SAY IT AGAIN. KATHRYN: I'M GONNA GO WITH CLOTHES, STEVE. STEVE: YEAH! KATHRYN: YEAH! STEVE: YOU THROW YOUR HAIR BACK. KATHRYN: WHOO! STEVE: HAW HAW HAW HAW! KATHRYN: WHOO! STEVE: LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. HOW GOOD DO YOU THINK THAT ANSWER IS? KATHRYN: BETTER THAN MY LAST FEW ANSWERS, STEVE. STEVE: YOU BETTER KNOW IT. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] STEVE: [INDISTINCT] THAT ANSWER IS SO GOOD--YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW GOOD THAT ANSWER IS. KATHRYN: YEAH. STEVE: LOOK RIGHT THERE. KATHRYN: ALL RIGHT. OH, MY GOD! AAH! [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] REALLY? SOMEONE COULD HAVE GIVEN ME A HEADS-UP, TEAM. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO AGAIN. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF TO LAST YOU A LIFETIME. KATHRYN: I'M GONNA GO WITH NAIL POLISH, STEVE. STEVE: NAIL POLISH. AUDIENCE: OHH... NAME SOMETHING MIGHT BE LEAKING WHERE A PLUMBER WOULD BE NO HELP. DWAYNE: I'M GONNA SAY YOUR TIRE. YOU MIGHT HAVE A SMALL LEAK IN YOUR TIRE. STEVE: IN YOUR TIRE. THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. BRANDON: YEP, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: YOU LIKE THAT? DWAYNE: I LIKE THAT ONE. I LIKE THAT ONE. STEVE: YOU LIKE IT A LOT? DWAYNE: I LIKE IT A LOT. IT'S UP THERE. STEVE: IT'S UP THERE? BOY... YOU SURE IT'S UP THERE? DWAYNE: SURE. 100. NOT 50-50. STEVE: NOT 50-50? DWAYNE: 100. STEVE: I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW SMART YOU ARE. HOW MANY Y'ALL THINK IT'S UP THERE ALREADY? [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] DWAYNE: LET'S GO. HA HA HA! [LAUGHTER] IT'S UP THERE. STEVE: YOU GOT EVERYBODY IN THE CROWD THINK TIRE IS UP THERE. DWAYNE: THEY KNOW. THEY DONE HAD A LEAK IN THEIR TIRE BEFORE. STEVE: THEY KNOW. DWAYNE: THEY KNOW. STEVE: HELL, YEAH, THEY KNOW. REGINA: HA HA HA! STEVE: BOY, THEY KNOW FOR SURE. DWAYNE: KNOW FOR SURE. STEVE: FOR SURE, FOR SURE. DWAYNE: FOR SURE, FOR SURE. STEVE: 1,000%? DWAYNE: 1,000. STEVE: SO IF I TURN, TIRE GONNA BE UP THERE. DWAYNE: IT'LL BE UP THERE. STEVE: YOU WANT TO TURN FIRST AND LOOK? [LAUGHTER] RYAN: CAR/TIRE RIGHT THERE. STEVE: MMM! DWAYNE: OH, MY. LIKE THAT. [LAUGHTER] IT'S ALL RIGHT. BRANDON: GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE. GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE. THERE WE GO. STEVE: YOU KNOW WE NEED A DIFFERENT ANSWER. DWAYNE: DIFFERENT ANSWER. STEVE: OK, COOL. NAME SOMETHING ELSE THAT MIGHT BE LEAKING WHERE A PLUMBER WOULD BE NO HELP. DWAYNE: REFRIGERATOR. BRANDON: ALL RIGHT. STEVE: REFRIGERATOR. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT LIKE YOUR LOVER TO RUB ON YOUR BOTTOM. TYLER: LOTION? STEVE: MM-HMM. THAT'S GOOD. COLTON: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: THAT'S A GOOD ONE, YEAH. YOU LIKE THAT? TYLER: YES. [LAUGHTER] THINK IT'S UP THERE? TYLER: I THINK IT IS. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: LIKE, HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU THINK WOULD SAY "LOTION"? TYLER: LIKE 2, 3. STEVE: 2, 3? OH, PROBABLY MORE THAN THAT. LOTION'S BIG. TYLER: I WAS THINKING OUT OF 100. STEVE: OUT OF 100, YEAH. ALL RIGHT. TYLER: 200 MILLION. STEVE: 200 MILLION? HA HA! TURKEY! HA HA! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS TURKEY THING GONNA STICK AFTER THIS HERE. READ THAT FIRST LINE UP THERE, TYLER. READ THAT FIRST LINE. TYLER: OH, LOTION. [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] I TOLD THEM TO LOOK AT THAT. BETH: GOOD ANSWER. I SAID IT. GOOD ANSWER. WHOO! STEVE: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER, THOUGH, TURKEY. I AIN'T GONNA LIE TO YOU, BOY. BOY, WHEN YOUR BOYS SEE THIS RIGHT HERE, THAT TURKEY STICKS FOREVER NOW. THEY GONNA CALL YOU TURKEY-- TURKEY LOTION. GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT LIKE YOUR LOVER TO RUB ON YOUR BOTTOM. TYLER: HANDS. RUB HANDS. STEVE: YEAH. THERE YOU GO. HANDS. NAME A KIND OF PLASTIC SURGERY YOU'D LIKE TO GET. MICHELLE: TUMMY TUCK. STEVE: YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. YOU LIKE THAT ONE? MICHELLE: SURE, I'D GET A TUMMY TUCK. STEVE: YOU'RE POSITIVE ABOUT IT? MICHELLE: I'M POSITIVE, TUMMY TUCK. STEVE: YOU'RE REALLY POSITIVE ABOUT IT? ELIZABETH: IT'S UP THERE. STEVE: ARE YOU--? WILL YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH? [LAUGHTER] I'M SO--I'M SO SICK OF HER! I AM SICK OF HER IN THE BACK. I AM THE HOST OF THIS SHOW, ELIZABETH! LET ME DO THIS! MY GOD! ELIZABETH: I'M SORRY. STEVE: HOW MANY TIMES HAS SOMEBODY HAD TO ASK YOU TO BE QUIET? MICHELLE: ALL THE TIME. ELIZABETH: ALL THE TIME. STEVE: OKAY, OKAY. [MUMBLES] I GOT THIS. OH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I SURE HOPE SHE GETS THIS ANSWER. MICHELLE: ME, TOO. STEVE: I SURE HOPE YOU GET THIS ANSWER. PLEASE... I HOPE IN THE NAME OF HOPE THAT THEY HAVE SENT THESE KIDS TO SCHOOL. LET HER GET THIS ANSWER SO I CAN TALK TO YOU-KNOW-WHO. I SURE WANT IT TO BE YOUR TURN, ELIZABETH. NAME A KIND OF PLASTIC SURGERY YOU'D LIKE TO GET. MICHELLE: TUMMY TUCK. OH, IT'S UP THERE. OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE SAYING! [APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER] ELIZABETH: THANK YOU. NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M DEALING WITH. MICHELLE: I'M A BLONDE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? STEVE: HEY, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. [LAUGHTER] ELIZABETH: WE JUST MADE IT TO YOUTUBE. MICHELLE: I'M A BLONDE, FORGIVE ME. STEVE: TUMMY TUCK! BUT GO HOLLER AT ME, THOUGH. TUMMY TUCK! OKAY. NAME A KIND OF PLASTIC SURGERY YOU'D LIKE TO GET. MICHELLE: OKAY, UH... EYEBROW LIFT. ELIZABETH: OKAY, GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: ON A MAN? EYEBROW LIFT. [APPLAUSE] MARK, IF YOU WERE A CHICKEN, WHAT WOULD YOU OBJECT TO SOMEBODY DOING TO YOU? MARK: COOKING ME. STEVE: GOOD. MARK: COOKING ME. STEVE: MAN... YEAH. PAULINE: GOOD ANSWER, YES. STEVE: I KNOW THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. MARK: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. IT'S UP THERE, STEVE. IT'S UP THERE. WE LIKE CHICKEN. IT'S UP THERE. >> IT IS UP THERE. STEVE: YOU THINK IT'S UP THERE? MARK: IT'S UP THERE, STEVE. >> IT REALLY IS UP THERE. [STEVE MUTTERS] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, MARK, WE NEED SOMETHING UP 'CAUSE IT'S NOT ONLY UP THERE, IT'S NUMBER ONE. ALL RIGHT, IF YOU WERE A CHICKEN, WHAT WOULD YOU OBJECT TO SOMEONE DOING TO YOU? MARK: PLUCKING ME, COOKING ME, SCRATCHING ME. STEVE: WELL, AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW YOU CAN READ... ♪ I'M WAITING ON THE CHICKEN I'M WAITING ON THE CHICKEN IF I WAS A CHICKEN WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR ME? YOU'D PLUCK ME, COOK ME, EAT ME DON'T PLUCK ME, COOK ME, EAT ME OH, I WAS A CHICKEN WHAT YOU DO TO ME? YOU CAN GIVE ME A ANSWER TODAY 'CAUSE I'M NOT GOING AWAY OH, I'M JUST WAITIN' ON YOU NOW ♪ RICHARD: YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF. AT THE CHURCH, THAT A AMEN. STEVE: YEAH. YEAH. I USED TO WANT TO PLAY THE TAMBOURINE AT CHURCH. THEY WOULDN'T LET ME. IF YOU WAS A CHICKEN, WHAT WOULD YOU OBJECT TO SOMEBODY DOING TO YOU? MARK: CLEANING ME, STEVE. STEVE: CLEANING ME. CLEANING ME. SAIED, NAME SOMETHING YOU ONLY HAVE ONE OF, SO YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF IT. SAIED: YOUR LIFE. STEVE: YEAH. SAIED: YOU HAVE ONLY ONE. STEVE: YOU THINK THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD ANSWER? SAIED: I THINK THAT'S GOOD. STEVE: YEAH, I DO, TOO. Y'ALL THINK IT'S A GOOD ANSWER? AUDIENCE: YEAH. STEVE: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. LIKE, OUT OF 4 ANSWERS, LIKE, IF YOU COULD RATE THAT, LIKE, 1 THROUGH 4, HOW WOULD YOU RATE THAT? SAIED: I WOULD SAY THAT SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. STEVE: THAT'S JUST ONE YOU GONNA STAY WITH? SAIED: YES, SIR. STEVE: OK, LET ME SEE IF I CAN PUT IT TO YOU LIKE THIS HERE. OK, EVERYBODY IN HERE RIGHT NOW THINKS THAT YOUR LIFE IS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. Y'ALL FEEL THAT WAY? AUDIENCE: YEAH. SAIED: OH. STEVE: YEAH. ALL RIGHT, SAIED, WE NEED ANOTHER ONE. NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE ONE OF, SO YOU SHOULD TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT. SAIED: YOUR BRAIN. STEVE: HEY, LISTEN, MAN, OK. ALL RIGHT, SAIED. LET ME ASK YOU THIS QUESTION. AND YOUR BRAIN IS WHERE? WHERE IS YOUR BRAIN? SAIED: MY BODY. STEVE: IT'S IN YOUR BODY. SAIED: OK, I GOT ANOTHER ONE. STEVE: YOU GOT IT THIS TIME? ALL RIGHT. NAME ANYTHING THAT YOU HAVE ONE OF THAT AIN'T ON YOUR DAMN BODY, BUT YOU SHOULD TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT, ANYWAY. SAIED: EARTH. OMAR: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER. STEVE: EARTH. STEVE: POINT VALUES ARE TRIPLE. WE GOT THE TOP 4 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. LADIES, HERE WE GO. TELL ME ANOTHER WAY PEOPLE SAY "MOTHER." JAMIE: MAMA. STEVE: MAMA. PATRICIA: MOMMY. STEVE: MOMMY. PASS OR PLAY? PATRICIA: WE'RE GOING TO PLAY, STEVE. STEVE: THEY'RE GOING TO PLAY. PATRICIA: WHOO! YES! YES! WHOO! STEVE: YOLANDA, TELL ME ANOTHER WAY PEOPLE SAY "MOTHER." YOLANDA: NANNY. STEVE: NANNY. CECILIA. CECILIA: HOW ABOUT NANA? STEVE: NANA. SHEILA, TELL ME ANOTHER WAY PEOPLE SAY "MOTHER." SHEILA: WHAT ABOUT, STEVE, NANA? [APPLAUSE] STEVE: DIDN'T YOU SAY "NAH-NA"? CECILIA: I DID SAY THAT, STEVE, YES. SHEILA: AND I SAID "NA-NA." AND I SAID "NA-NA." [LAUGHTER] STEVE: WELL, WHAT, IS YOU--WHAT, IS YOU SAYING--STOP CLAPPING. [LAUGHTER] WHAT, IS YOU TRYING TO SAY IT IN SPANISH OR SOMETHING? [LAUGHTER] SHEILA: NO, STEVE. STEVE: IT'S THE SAME WORD. SHEILA: IT'S THE SAME WORD? OK. STEVE: THEY GONNA SPELL IT THE SAME WAY, N-A-N-A. YOU JUST CAN'T GO CHANGING THE INFLECTION, AND--AND "NAW-NAW" CAN'T BE YOUR ANSWER. [LAUGHTER] SO I'M JUST--BEFORE YOU--BEFORE YOU SAY "NAW-NAW..." OK, SHEILA, TELL ME ANOTHER WAY PEOPLE SAY "MOTHER." SHEILA: MOM-MEE. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: OK. OK. OH, MOM-MEE. SHEILA: RIGHT. STEVE: NOT--NOT MOM-MY. YOU WANT--YOU WANT "MOM-MEE." SHEILA: MOM-MEE, RIGHT. STEVE: NOT "MOM-MY." SHEILA: RIGHT. STEVE: OHH. SHEILA: YOU GOT ME? STEVE: I SEE YOU. I FEEL YOU. THAT'S HOT. SHEILA: OK. STEVE: OK, NOW, LET ME ASK Y'ALL SOMETHING. Y'ALL CRAZY? [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] LET ME ASK Y'ALL. DO Y'ALL THINK, REALLY, THAT Y'ALL CAN TAKE ALL THESE WORDS THAT'S THE SAME AND JUST SAY THEM DIFFERENT 'CAUSE YOU WANT TO? "NANA," "NA-NA," "NA-NEE," "NAW-NAW." OK. OK, WE GOT TO GO AGAIN. OK. TELL ME ANOTHER WAY PEOPLE SAY "MOTHER." SHEILA: WHAT ABOUT MOM-MEE? WE ALWAYS SAID, YOU KNOW, "MOMMY." [LAUGHTER] STEVE: YEAH, BECAUSE THAT'S--YEAH, SEE, THAT'S DIFFERENT. SEE, LIKE, SOME--LIKE, OK--LIKE, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME. Y'ALL STOP LAUGHING AT THIS. THIS--LISTEN TO ME. SEE, WATCH--WATCH HOW I DO THIS. "MOMMY." SEE THAT? "MOMMY." NOW WATCH THIS HERE. "MOM-MEE!" [LAUGHTER] OK, WELL, HOLD UP. OK. NOW WATCH THIS ONE. "MOMMY!" HERE GO ANOTHER ONE. "♪ MOMMY OH, MOMMY ♪" "MOMMY!" "MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY! MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY!" [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] MOMMY! COME ON! MOMMY! HOW ABOUT THAT? [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] TELL ME ANOTHER WAY PEOPLE SAY "MOTHER." SHEILA: OK, STEVE. NANA! [LAUGHTER] STEVE: ALL RIGHT. THIS IS IT, RIGHT HERE. WHATEVER YOU SAY, WE'RE GOING TO FLIP IT OVER. ALL RIGHT, YOU READY, SHEILA? TELL ME ANOTHER WAY PEOPLE SAY--NO, JUST--HELL, JUST TELL ME ANOTHER WAY YOU SAY "MOTHER," 'CAUSE... SHEILA: WELL, STEVE, I WOULD SAY MOM, BUT THE ANSWER "MOM" IS ALREADY UP THERE. STEVE: RIGHT, WELL, LET'S-- LET'S JUST FLIP THAT [BEEP] OVER. SHEILA: WOW. I TRIED, I TRIED!
Not Mommy, mommY