OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE. TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD, LADIES. HERE WE GO. THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN YOUR HOUSE. [LAUGHTER] COPS WILL BLAME YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODY? LIZ: PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE. STEVE: PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE. THAT'S A CLEVELAND ANSWER, FOLKS. THAT'S A CLEVELAND ANSWER. PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE SO IT DON'T SMELL AND WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] ANDREA: HUH? BURY IT OUTSIDE. STEVE: BURY IT OUTSIDE. THAT'S A TEXAS ANSWER. [LAUGHTER] TAKE IT OUTSIDE AND BURY IT. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [ROYALS TALKING AT ONCE] ANDREA: WE'LL PLAY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN YOUR HOUSE. COPS GONNA BLAME YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT? URSURLA: SINCE I AM FROM TEXAS, I AM GOING TO BARBECUE IT. AUDIENCE: OHH! MAN: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. URSURLA: I'M SORRY. MAN: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. NO EVIDENCE. NONE. NO EVIDENCE. NONE. GOOD ANSWER, GIRL. STEVE: OH, WE JUST GOT A LITTLE JEFFREY DAHMER FAMILY SITTING OVER HERE. [LAUGHTER] I'LL BE DAMNED. BARBECUE. [LAUGHTER] BARBECUE. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] OK, MS. VANESSA. THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN YOUR HOUSE. WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH THE BODY? VANESSA: I'M GONNA CUT IT UP. MAC: YEAH! STEVE: GONNA CUT IT UP. [AUDIENCE GROANING] URSURLA: THAT'S OK, NOW. STEVE: BIG MAC, THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN YOUR HOUSE. WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH IT? MAC: I'MA PROP IT UP IN A CHAIR, DRESS IT UP, TO LOOK LIKE IT'S-- ACT LIKE IT'S SLEEP. ACT LIKE IT'S SLEEP, STEVE. ACT LIKE IT'S SLEEP. ACT LIKE SLEEP. THAT'S-- THAT'S [INDISTINCT] SLEEP. DRESS IT UP LIKE STEVE. ANYWAY, I'M DRESSING IT UP LIKE IT'S SLEEP. SITTING UP IN THE CHAIR. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: YOU GONNA SET HIM UP IN THE CHAIR, DRESS HIM UP, SET HIM UP AND MAKE HIM JUST ACT LIKE HE'S ASLEEP. MAC: YEAH, LIKE HE'S CHILLING A LITTLE BIT, YEAH. YEAH. STEVE: OH, HE CHILLING. MAC: CHILLING A LITTLE BIT. STEVE: HE CHILLING. MAC: YEAH. STEVE: WHAT'S-- MAC: YEP. WHOO! OK. STEVE: PROP HIM UP, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE HE CHILLING. [LAUGHTER] [AUDIENCE GROANING] URSURLA: IT'S OK. [INDISTINCT]. COME ON, GERALD. STEVE: GERALD, YOU GOT TWO STRIKES. THE OTHER FAMILY CAN STEAL. THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN YOUR HOUSE. WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH IT? GERALD: PUT HIM IN ACID. AUDIENCE: OOH! MAC: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: WELL. THAT'S NOT FUNNY. [LAUGHTER] GERALD SAY, "GOT SOME JOKES FOR THAT, MR. FUNNY?" PUT HIM IN ACID. BURN HIM UP. DO HIM LOOK LIKE A PUDDLE OF PEE. [LAUGHTER] [AUDIENCE GROANING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN YOUR HOUSE. COPS WILL BLAME YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODY? LIZ: I THINK I WOULD PUT HIM IN THE TRUNK. STEVE: PUT HIM IN THE TRUNK. MAN: GOOD ANSWER. [AUDIENCE GROANING] STEVE: NUMBER 8. AUDIENCE: TRASH/DUMPSTER. STEVE: 7. AUDIENCE: TOSS IN LAKE. STEVE: 6. AUDIENCE: TAKE TO NEIGHBOR'S. STEVE: YEAH. TAKE HIM RIGHT OVER THEIR HOUSE. [LAUGHTER] THROW IT IN THEIR YARD AND CALL THE POLICE. [LAUGHTER] 4. AUDIENCE: LEAVE IT/DON'T TOUCH. STEVE: HE'S GONNA STINK. NUMBER 3. AUDIENCE: CALL COPS ANYWAY. [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] STEVE: THEY READ, "CALL COPS ANYWAY." THE TWO BLACK DUDES WENT, "AW, HELL NO." [LAUGHTER] MAN: NO SIR. SECOND MAN: NO SIR. STEVE: OH, OH, OH, MAN. I'M HURTING. I'M HURTING. OH, THAT WAS--"MM-MM. HELL NO. CALL THE POLICE TO MY HOUSE?"
