TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WHAT DO YOU THINK STEVE HARVEY'S WIFE WOULD SAY IS THE BEST THING ABOUT HIM? MYRIAH: HIS BALD HEAD. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: I DON'T KNOW HER. I DO NOT--BALD HEAD. [SCATTERED CHEERING] [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: LET'S GO, LACE. LACEE: I'M GONNA SAY YOUR MUSTACHE. BUDDY: YEAH! STEVE: MUSTACHE. LAKEISHA: PLAY! COME ON. MYRIAH: WE'RE GONNA PLAY. STEVE: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY. ANGIE: COME ON, STEVE HARVEY! RIGHT HERE, BABY, RIGHT HERE! STEVE: I KNOW. OF ALL OF THE QUESTIONS FOR THIS SIDE TO HAVE. ANGIE: THAT'S RIGHT, STEVE! YEAH, STEVE! YEAH! OWW! COME ON, STEVE. WILLOW JOY: OWW! ANGIE: COME ON, ASK ME, STEVE. ASK ME, BABY, ASK ME. WILLOW JOY: HA HA! ANGIE: COME ON, STEVE! HA HA! STEVE: WHAT DO YOU THINK, UM-- ANGIE: SPEAK UP! CAN'T HEAR YOU, STEVE! STEVE: HEH HEH! I SAID WHAT DO YOU THINK STEVE HARVEY'S WIFE WOULD SAY IS THE BEST THING ABOUT HIM? ANGIE: THOSE LIPS, STEVE. WHOA! STEVE: HEH HEH HEH! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LAKEISHA: GOOD ANSWER! WILLOW JOY: GOOD ANSWER! ANGIE: HA HA! MYRIAH: THERE YOU GO. WILLOW JOY: YEAH. THEM SOUP COOLERS. STEVE: HEH HEH! ANGIE: COME ON, STE--HA HA HA! WILLOW JOY: YEAH! STEVE: HEH HEH! ANGIE: HA HA HA! STEVE: HIS SOUP COOLERS. WILLOW JOY: YES, SIR. MYRIAH: YES! ANGIE: GO ON TO WILLOW JOY NOW, STEVE. WILLOW JOY: COME ON OVER HERE. ANGIE: HA HA HA! WILLOW JOY: COME HERE. GET RIGHT HERE. GET RIGHT HERE. I WANT YOU A LITTLE CLOSER. STEVE: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE NEVER BEEN, LIKE, EMBARRASSED. [LAUGHTER] BUT, LIKE, RIGHT NOW, I'M ACTUALLY NERVOUS. DONNA: UH-OH. ANGIE: AND YOU SHOULD BE! WILLOW JOY: I'LL TELL YOU ALL. DONNA: IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, WILLOW JOY. WILLOW JOY: MM-HMM. WHAT'S THE QUESTION AGAIN? STEVE: I'M GONNA READ IT TO YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK STEVE HARVEY'S WIFE WOULD SAY IS THE BEST THING ABOUT HIM? WILLOW JOY: I'M GONNA SAY HIS, UM, HIS MONEY. ANGIE: OHH! OHH! STEVE: YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND, NOW. WILLOW: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. DONNA: OHH! ANGIE: HA HA HA! THAT'S RIGHT, STEVE! STEVE: IF YOU CAN'T BE CUTE, BE RICH. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] MONEY! ANGIE: YES! BAE IS BALLIN'! BAE IS BALLIN'! STEVE: HEH! ANGIE: BAE IS BALLIN'. YEAH, BABY. DONNA: THAT'S SO BAD. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. [SIGHS] Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO DAMN STRIKES. WILLOW JOY: MM-MMM. STEVE: GONNA BE OVER HERE FOR A WHILE. DONNA: WE CAN GO ON ALL NIGHT LONG WITH THIS QUESTION. ANGIE: HA HA! WE'RE GONNA SEE YOU IN BALTIMORE ON SUNDAY. DONNA: HA HA HA HA! OH! [LAUGHTER] DONNA: WHOO! STEVE: YOU EVER FELT SOMEBODY STARING AT YOU? ANGIE: YEAH, I'M STARING AT YOU. STEVE: I MEAN, THEY--THEY BREATHING BEHIND ME AND EVERYTHING. THEY JUST GOING, "RRR!" [LAUGHTER] UH, MISS DONNA... DONNA: YES, SIR. STEVE: WHAT DO YOU THINK STEVE HARVEY'S WIFE-- DONNA: I THINK IT'S THOSE GORGEOUS DIMPLES, STEVE. STEVE: OK, YOU-- DONNA: THE DIMPLES. THE DIMPLES. LAKEISHA: GOOD ANSWER. DONNA: YOUR DIMPLES. STEVE: I THINK--HA HA HA! DONNA: GO AHEAD, STEVE. HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA! GO AHEAD, PLEASE. CALL IT OUT, PLEASE. ANGIE: AH, HA HA HA HA! STEVE: GOD, COME ON, GOD. JUST HELP ME OUT. DIMPLES! DONNA: AWW! MYRIAH: THAT'S OK. THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. THAT'S GOOD. STEVE: WHAT DO YOU THINK STEVE HARVEY'S WIFE WOULD SAY IS THE BEST THING ABOUT HIM? LAKEISHA: YOUR PERSONALITY? STEVE: MY PERSONALITY. ANGIE: YEAH, GOOD ANSWER! STEVE: UP HERE, THESE IS KIDS. DOWN THERE, THAT'S DEATH ROW. [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] "YOU BRING YOUR ASS DOWN HERE." ANGIE: AAH! STEVE: WHAT DO YOU THINK STEVE HARVEY'S WIFE WOULD SAY IS THE BEST THING ABOUT HIM? MYRIAH: THE WAY HE DRESSES? ANGIE: YEAH! STEVE: THE WAY HE DRESSES. DONNA: WHOO! ANGIE: I GOT A--I GOT A-- STEVE: ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK STEVE HARVEY'S WIFE WOULD SAY IS THE BEST THING ABOUT HIM? ANGIE: ALL THEM JOBS YOU GOT, BABY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: ALL THEM JOBS. ANGIE: OHH! AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN, BENNETT FAMILY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TWO STRIKES. THE BENNETT FAMILY CAN STEAL. WHAT DO YOU THINK STEVE HARVEY'S WIFE WOULD SAY IS THE BEST THING ABOUT HIM? WILLOW JOY: I KNOW THIS IS A PG SHOW. ANGIE: UH-OH. [AUDIENCE MURMURING] [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] GIVE IT TO HIM. GIVE IT TO HIM. WILLOW JOY: BUT I'M GONNA SAY YOU PROBABLY LAY THAT THING DOWN IN THE BED. ANGIE: OHH! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LAKEISHA: GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER! GOOD-- OH, SHOW ME NOW. SHOW ME NOW. GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER! STEVE: THAT'S--THAT'S NOT... [LAUGHTER] WILLOW JOY: IT'S NOT UP THERE, THOUGH, IS IT? STEVE: THAT AIN'T GONNA BE UP-- WILLOW JOY: I MEAN, NOT--NOT YET. COME ON. GO--GO AHEAD. LOOK UP THERE AND SEE IF IT'S UP THERE. SEE IF IT'S UP THERE. STEVE: IT AIN'T UP THERE. [LAUGHTER] WILLOW JOY: OH, BUT I KNOW IT'S TRUE, THOUGH. HA HA! IT AIN'T GOT TO BE UP THERE ON THAT BOARD. HA HA HA! [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] ♪ WELL, WELL ♪ OHH! [LAUGHTER] STEVE: [INDISTINCT] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] COME ON, BUDDY. WHAT DO YOU THINK STEVE HARVEY'S WIFE WOULD SAY IS THE BEST THING ABOUT HIM? BUDDY: I THINK, UH, WE'RE GONNA GO WITH YOUR EYES, RIGHT? GABE: YEAH. BUDDY: YOUR EYES. LACEE: BROWN EYES, STEVE. GABE: BE UP THERE! IT'S UP THERE! IT'S UP THERE! STEVE: MY EYES! GABE: BE UP THERE! ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] STEVE: I'M SO GLAD THIS IS OVER. [LAUGHTER] NUMBER 8? AUDIENCE: CHARACTER/HEART. STEVE: 5?
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