Sour Patch Kids Sent Me a "PERSONALIZED" Gift Box

so it's come to this where sour patch himself decided to send me a present from me from him that's how presents work well well well my how the mighty have fallen sorry I missed your patch looks like I am the winner after all even though you sent this to me not sponsored you know which would have been a better present it one less inside this box is a contract for a sponsorship with sour patch which would be just delightful and well-deserved the how am I gonna open this Oh what was me what tool could I possibly use to open this box Oh bequeathed me upon us tool with which to [ __ ] in shakespeare language um open it and used by me to shovel among other things get wide for this there's a real sour patch child in here fine if they didn't intend for me to open this via shovel they weren't watching my videos properly this dagger through the heart of a vampire never really killed a vampire before Yeah right it's awfully colorful on the inside there's a letter mm-hmm I'm assuming this is a transfer of ownership for the corporation of sour patch to me Wow look at you you're a chosen one a chosen one not be chosen one just say chosen one a diamond in the rough rough a cream in our crop okay that last one was a little weird we know not only do you get the curry seven Sour Patch Kids colorways the coolest candy inspired shoes on the planet you also get a whole two pounds of sour patch kids candy the coolest two pounds of candy on the planet custom mix is now available on the new sour patch kids comm hashtag add just you know share the love two pounds certainly wasn't meant to be no by yourself as excited as you are an inclined as you may be to share your thoughts with your friends and followers we need to remind you that federal law requires you to be transparent about the fact that we gave it to you so if you do post something about something we sent you just let them know that it was a gift from your friends and sour patch kids and Under Armour by saying something like sour patch kids and Under Armour just gave me let me get this straight sorry bud you sent me a brand deal without the hey you gave me all the obligations of making a video curtail to sell your product without anything for me Oh question question in the audience yes right so PR hinges on the fact that I actually give a [ __ ] about what you're sending me okay we're knee-deep in they asked for this they asked for this they asked for this they asked for this they said they asked for this all right sour patch mister patch how are the kids cuz I'm gonna do a real nice review of what this box is all about that's what I do I want to be very clear I am NOT a sour patch review channel I am the sour patch review channel so when you come knocking on my door bearing gifts there better be the best damn gifts I've ever eaten in my life and I've been disappointed before mr. patch but let's see let's see okay alright okay what do we owe ya sour patch kids wonderful regular name-brand sour patch kids nothing special about these are a little bigger than your average kid but yeah not bad not bad now I'm a pretty good pretty good pretty good pretty good I gotta say pretty good pretty good pretty good pretty good pretty good Oh more MORE not even boxed up a lot of wasted plastic you know individually wrapping is not really good for the environment just saying oh what else we got here oh it's markable ours mix sour patch kids markiplier snakes I don't play basketball but that's okay not really my mix if you don't understand what I do in my spare time is it mr. patch that's all right let's see what's in here [Music] surprise the box says no say a markup liars mix but whatever any old markiplier they're all the same right what's up red and green I like the blue the best whatever alright okay so now I have 2 pounds of sour patch kids you're right you're right you're right I do have to review all right okay all right so they mix they know obviously obviously the team at sour patch kids would have done extensive extensive research tremendous amounts of research to understand my tastes my desires they would know what I would like I know I like a challenge you know they got me all right first off the bag there were two rips on both sides both ripped up at first strike and number two the rip doesn't even go below the seal if you look at that that woulda ripped just straight across on the seal and then I'd be run into the same problem I am right now so I got a knock off points this mix strong-willed as I am alright it smells like candy looks like a lot of coating on that one I don't like that [Music] hmm honestly she's kind of bland I'm not even saying this just as a bit like I bit into that and usually it's like I don't taste any sour okay that won't I taste shower okay so it's neither of the flavors that are my favorite unfortunately but it's fine could use some more sour though luckily my lovely and beautiful girlfriend Amy she is enabling me to reach my dreams of sour waste not want not right I've got this lovely plastic here so this is citric acid and citric acid is basically it's what's in like lemons and stuff but this is probably made synthetically I think it's also literally vitamin C not a Harvison sure about that let's add some sour to this that's a sour patch punch listen you want mark lick him up you know what I'll do it I'll lick these all dumb Sutra guys in here I'll send it back to you guys for research you take that back to the lab you're gonna recreate that oh oh I give this bag I got two out of ten for two flavors both of which I don't like I've heard rumors of this mythical curry popular in India mom used to make good curry you know still does right so I don't know if you there like shoes you can eat or whatever [Applause] look I'm not a man known for taste but these are literally a walking nightmare I can't even look at that it hurts my eyes do they even know enough about me to get my size right that's the question on camera Lulu I bet this [ __ ] glows in the dark yeah there are my size so they did they did do good enough for that but I would never wear these ever unless it was a costume for a character and it doesn't even smell like curry I gotta wear him I guess also I prefer to wear shoes without laces because more comfortable and easy but whatever it laces are cool [Music] [Applause] one like the mask of shoes hey there put them on I don't think I'll ever be able to take them off I think my feet have swollen to fill inside them I mean as far as like a comfort level goes I much prefer as I said before I might prefer but hey if I ever wanted the people in the International Space Station to know where I am I just put these bad boys on it's like I'm there oh boy okay so what's our pet send me I just need to see if these are the only color shoes with these what are these curry 7-7 Curry's it's like a name of an Indian restaurant so it comes in two colors for sour patch it comes in insulting green and then my favorite color red I'm not even special I my I bet other people got this I'm the sour patch review Jan my name's not even on this letter thank you hashtag ad apparently [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 4,525,125

Rating: 4.9634151 out of 5

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Id: nUQvSsC0ij0

Length: 11min 50sec (710 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 14 2020

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