SOULS LOGIC SUPERCUT

[Music] okay so this is dark souls well apparently you're really hard yeah we'll see about that what's this ah tutorial [ __ ] i don't need that let's see let's wait this out what do we got oh yeah let's attack lock yeah right oh heavy attack swing your shield for some reason that's all i need let's do this oh my first victim prepare to die why am i so tired okay so stamina is a thing that's great okay let's try this again fine i'll read the tutorial stuff i know that yeah yeah harry ah barry gotcha let's do this okay that's frustrating parry is hard to time this time i'll get it [Music] suck on that dark souls you're not that hard i am that good i'm the best in the world yeah welcome to dark souls bonfire and someone who's here [Music] ah hello wow what do we have here you must be a new arrival wait how how are you doing there your lips aren't moving let me guess fate of the undead right well you're not the first there's no salvation here this is weird you'd have done better to rot in the undead asylum but too late now since you're here let me help you out there are actually two bells of awakening one's up above and the undead church the other is far far below the ruins at the base of blighttown bring them both and something happened sorry bells of what so much to go on but i have a feeling that won't stop you so [ __ ] you pop it is why you came isn't it through this accursed land of the undead okay okay sorry can can i just get you to repeat all that there's some bells of what where huh come down what now you want me to repeat that oh great that's why we need another inquisitive soul okay sorry i just i just didn't catch everything you said i know some bells somewhere and someone has to do something to them what does bloody look like a [ __ ] library you ask too many bloody questions no i haven't i just came up and said hello and then you started prattling on about bells and now i'm more confused if anything hey read my [ __ ] lip buddy i'm not up for getting leave me alone really so that's that's all i get that's it just tell me what to do i mean you're an npc right give me a quest give me an objective like where do i go get all right little [ __ ] okay what i guess i'll i'll just go and explore by myself see what i can find i mean thanks for literally nothing [ __ ] off get out of here little [ __ ] yeah back to where you came from the mother's womb oh that is a big boy okay let's see how this goes it that big night just killed me in one hit that's outrageous and quite frankly insulting well guess what big night you just made yourself an enemy i'm gonna go grind i'm gonna kill a bunch of low-level enemies save up my souls upgrade my armor i bring my weapon upgrade my stats i'm gonna kick your ass it's time for a montage [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] uh all right you big son of a [ __ ] i'm back and i'm better than ever i've got new armor i've upgraded my weapon and both my strength and decks are in like 20. prepare to die oh time for caution ambush your head [Music] that was a fine note thank you no thank you [Music] hidden chest ahead time for joy [Music] yes [Music] that was a fine note thanks again time for treasure try jumping really it looks pretty dark down there but you say so that son of a right that was a foul note wait why'd you write my message foul man you take that back no it was a foul note you told me to jump off a cliff and i did like an idiot and i fell to my dick wait a minute you died of course i did you told me to jump off a cliff okay man no look seriously there is treasure down there i swear where okay what you've got to do is walk right up to the edge take a little step off and just straight down [ __ ] man have i lead you astray thus far no really because i can't see any leech down there man trust me fine i'll try it once more [ __ ] [Music] so so so sir before we begin invader i feel i should warn you i have learned a special move part of a sacred timeless martial art oh really it is an ancient technique passed down by the elder lords taught only to the few deemed worthy please enlighten me what is this ancient technique you speak of they call it the roly-poly you call that a roly-poly [Laughter] boy you may have begun to dabble in the bare basics of the roly-poly but i was forged in the fires of the roly-poly in the words of the ancient roly-poly albus we are born of the roll-up made men by the rolling pine undone by the rolly boy fear the old holy pope [Music] it's beautiful where are you [Music] please before i die teach me the true ways of the roly-poly in the immortal words of the ancient roly-poly elder lords get gears damn it that night got me again ah and now i have to fight through all those enemies to get my souls back all right let's do it [ __ ] now there's even more souls on my death spot okay let's go oh my god oh my god i'm gonna no calm down there are now a lot of souls on the line let's go [Music] [Music] even more souls end to the pile [Music] oh my god so many souls do now i hate this game i hate that [ __ ] night i hate everyone i'm gonna kill everybody let's do this [Music] yes yes yes oh [Music] finally oh oh what come on no no no no [Music] right dark souls hey man make me alone yeah sue rage quit you a few weeks ago and then come back what was i up to what was i doing oh that's right there was some parts of light town that i hadn't finished all right let's go give that a [Music] go that's right blighttown is the worst those rickety scaffolds full of fire breathing dogs they can stay unexplored and every single poisonous swamp can go [ __ ] itself so uh what else what else oh the catacombs i wonder if i'm high level enough for them yet well we'll find out nope not even close to being ready for the catacombs that place is pitch black and full of invisible skeletons so oh oh i just unlocked something what was it what was it it was uh i rang the bell oh and then the gates lifted on the uh fortress since fortress yes i mean it's where i'm up to so hopefully i'm ready for it uh no that's why yes why why would anyone design that place oh man you know what i'm just going to stay here that's nice fire link we've got bonfire old mate over here [ __ ] off yeah i hate you you as a person then [ __ ] this game so you may not know this but i made this i made dark souls i wrote it and i'm juicing it and acting it and directing it along with tom and sean and zan and everyone and jimmy and boris and al and ally and everybody but uh yeah hope you really enjoyed it if you did hit subscribe

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Length: 17min 43sec (1063 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 20 2020

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