SO MANY JOKES! | :the game:

my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to the game that's what actually what this is called it's just called the game I know very very little about it but only those flash games that everyone was asking me to play a while ago probably cuz some other youtubers played and I think Marik plated axe actually yeah it says you're probably in for America players let's play it says in the description the guy who actually made the game say that the thing to max oh that's awesome that's really nice so I wouldn't be recipe to play it back then but I kind of put it on the back burner for a time when I thought it was more appropriate to wait and now I feel like is a good time because it's not for us to play out there and this must be really funny and I've heard that there's a lot of references in it so I'm sorry if some of these go over my head or I don't get some of them that's Judaism for in the comments to help everyone understand what the hell is going on in this game so let's play anarchism the game aka rules rule [ __ ] I didn't read race the rules of the game no rules rules just play play hello anonymous face do a - OH jump let's squat down take a poop I fly high in the clouds what do we do we jump off prove that government is useless you kill yourself just fine what okay pantheism the game AKA sun worship just got one opt hello Einstein how are you you cos M c-squared is it photoelectric effect sweet I say cousins of to gravity is pleased by your human sacrifice but quantum mechanics hasn't decided yet Oh clever hello earth the game okay not the only thing that's empty inside it's talking about my head I mean I'm empty up here am I gonna jump off and you're gonna just continue falling forever I think it's little ya whatever say anything like gravity falls with the pardon list paid you go down and then you come back up you fill all the way through China thanks for causing the earthquake jackass that wasn't really happen you wouldn't fall all the way down and come out with China you probably burn up the heat at the middle of the earth anyway middle is in the game aka the right of wrong and rock [ __ ] and I can't remember what nihilism is it's probably not that up but screw it that's not what this is all about this is about making funny joke sharp phone I'm dead Oh the point is it's pointless Thanks no seriously it's a filler level go back oh can I go back communism the game aka on your marks get set go look Oh God way to fight you guys do this all I do I don't think any of the other buttons do anything hi hi hi hi ha ha sorry you weren't equal enough more for the rest of us come come you miss him too easy game ok Soviet Union theory is not practice whoa whoa you have been on person'd literally fallen out of political favor thank you did Sam come in and kill me wait Sam is a fashion it's not a communist right I can't remember my history knowledge is absolutely proof anyway monogamy the game okay you're getting ahead two trains is betting [ __ ] I can't read that fast so hey screwed here we go Oh here Jesus Christ whoa that is awesome ah they both died wait wait I didn't have to hurts I mean it gave me two hearts but I didn't have two hearts in my chest hole so waited both of them destroy and then me blow up I know wait opposes them destroyer me blow up good question literal heartbreak all's fair in love and war cuz monogamy is like being with one person isn't it and then I tried to be you two people so the game said no joy censorship became a case it's our [ __ ] the game nice clever ah this is no game hi so I heard you like the Beijing Olympics there alright ruffle Mao are you trying to say that his name is Mao and it's rough from out rolling at the floor laughing my ass off vitalism the game aka you're all just NPCs I think we all know what's going to happen it is inevitable mr. Anderson that's a matrix reference so I'm scoring jump off the edge splat I told you miss Oh mr. Anderson I think we also predicted some witty one-liners ear didn't we yeah I had pretty good joke actually didn't say any jokes for that one shooting lawyers in the face the game aka dicks hunt take your sweet oh yes Bosh long hike when I shoot you hi anything obvious once you shoot you you're like a paparazzo oh yes is that no is that a dick chaney thing yes we get it you're evil today moose is coming soon Putin that's Putin device and vice president don't laugh she's watching you Putin from her backyard okay domestic spying the game aka big brother is watching record do anything I'm just gonna sit here and fight do I have to jump off fine there's a lot of stuff in this game to think this is years ago Swiss Lee with it what was it there Beijing Olympics then again whether this game come out I have no idea it doesn't say well doesn't say clearly from where I'm looking but III assume that this is pretty old way no way oh okay oh wait no I can't move raining Oh cuz I say it still for so long oh damn it sorry I sure did you jumped off the edge now I'm just wasting everybody say but yeah I feel like a lot of this stuff is going over me heck they don't know what half the stuff means or what they're in reference to yeah there I go there I go there I go job dead death to America if you have nothing to hide then let's see what matter what magazines you read a was that a terrorism joke okay uncle isn't the game okay no one will be an either okay click the drug bastard to start never-ending sobriety test oh oh oh Banzai supposed to do well I don't drink it right don't drink it right don't drink it okay it changes here the brink of driving and drinking and don't drink don't driving and to the drink of braving print doink and dive with cell phones and Spartans tonight we drive inhale and drink all right give me your damn keys twice ages of the game aka the griefers Hey Rinda die you know hi I bet we're gonna be best friends now I'm in denial hey I don't like that where the hell did you do that please don't kill me please and horseface and I dance for you see I conductance bargaining okay a few as you go should I keep killing myself depression or what's the point I make it myself I didn't even control him this is what your problems are gone unfortunately so are you free stages of grief you accepted at the end and you're just like oh [ __ ] it bad [ __ ] happens abstinence only the game okay no gain no pain the rules of the game don't do anything imma break the rules haha the computer has contracted an STD server transmitted data please note you are oh you are so totally screwed literally if you want to go that way can i okay can I move you off-screen not gonna X area chosen fires poaching condoms always use norton antivirus protection no norton sucks norton is like a [ __ ] virus on its own when you're at it abort pregnancy TX CD to bed the game it depends on what your definition of Chinese ease well then am I is in an anarchic shot can remove okay Tibet has logged out of China Free Tibet surf the internet how the hell did you get past the Chinese internet censors man China China has like a very strict censorship on the internet doesn't it and it oh alright that's a whole that's whole message topic to get into I'm not gonna get feminism the game hey K open-ended games are only for something that I couldn't read well this is gonna get me in trouble isn't it feminism is still a very hot topic around now what do I do damned groceries freedom let's go to freedom day freedom screw you sir I'm going around wait wait what are you a virgin I'm a FEMINIST ha ha the road to hell is paved with screwed intentions guys next time you get the damn groceries okay that a very messy topic to get into and it's very very sensitive around nowadays but feminism isn't just about men and women it's about humans we are all equal and we should all do nice things for each other also I just realize the might and that doesn't sound good and I was getting kind of warm so global warming the game an inconvenient spoof sunscreen that's [ __ ] annoying oh my gudd oh my gudd why am i Elvis am i Elvis oh god I can't cope I can't jump up that high I can't get up there I can I can and I will I can and I will whoa whoa you double jump there when they didn't ask you to run Oh God am I gonna die hey everything the road a checkpoint past the point of no return that means we're [ __ ] that means global warming has gone too far and we can't go back anymore Oh God icicles Oh God oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you balls I'm so dead oh joy am I supposed today or just keep going imma keep going cuz I'm a beast at this okay I can't see anything else I can't see what the head i'ma just keep running this is just gonna melt and run away Oh gore mansion Oh save me Thank You Al Gore II oh but your politics are in another castle al if you can read this at least you got Internet cool thanks Al Gore MC Escher's a game oh it's gonna mess with my head ah get to the top this is like Monument Valley as well they were like MC Escher kind of things it's like where's the top it's a never-ending staircase just goes around and around okay jump off the edge joke I can't jump anymore you won't ever hit bottom to put it in perspective Beyond and Beyond and beyond did I mention beyond all that continued on from lastly okay science the game aka reductionism has never been so complicated getting down with Galileo hello Galileo how are you Galileo is the traveler right or was he an astronomer I can't remember Ted Benjamin Franklin's shocking discovery I don't think Ben Franklin had that coming soon large hadron collider hey we have that made already this is out of date whoa it's the practical police are we good yeah it didn't make a black hole listen everyone was afraid of when you must be bored as hell whatever when the Large Hadron Collider was being made everyone was like oh don't don't slam two particles together we don't know what's gonna happen am i create a black hole and then it happened and people are like why are we afraid of again help me by getting science the game pre reviewed peer review conservatism the game retro gaming accepted pogs more notice white this is white alright no chance for a change the original maverick looks like every other maverick so the but the majority of this game is jump and die thanks I love it capitalism the game putting the sin in business but first a word from our sponsor wait if that's the word from our sponsor then does that mean we're not doing the joke with my crotch no okay is that microsoft word advertisement dignity and dignity here we go capitalism money for everybody Wall Street bro yes it's so rich should I jump off the edge I can't even jump off the edge I just get rich the rich get richer yes look at my sweet hat give me all the money give me all the money it's mine you guys can't have it you're not my Wall Street wolves come on then jump off the edge now now can I kill some of these guys now I'm getting bigger way did I not realize that until now getting bigger because I got more money the more money you have the bigger you gain that's just that's just science that's that's money science I can't move properly okay now again this is all I do catch up off the edge now no I just have to keep getting bigger Wow seven hundred billion tokens to repay epic Bale you can put dipstick on a pig thanks democracy the game one for all and most for one what kicking an icon to vote for this crap crap crap crap not too bad oh so you're saying to vote you five stars I get it the game blah blah blah other comments vote or dying well register first then die keep playing this game can I keep playing the game mind everything you do so a turd submitting vote error it looks like you've already voted on this submission today no I didn't you'll have to wait four years before you can vote on it again and Mickey Mouse if you seriously aah because it's democracy so you vote for your president and then four years later you can earn think well this is what you voted for so you're gonna have to deal with that you can't vote again four years a Mickey Mouse if you seriously think you can vote in a world goofier than you are well you're nuts a corn nuts two months later featured crap wow this is almost like Fox News in it democracy and if argumentum ad populum ain't good enough for your for you our police will send in the argumentum ad baculum I don't know how baculum is but argumentum ad populum is like if enough people say it then must be true so if people are like global warming isn't happening look 7000 people said it versus for thousands like oh sure it can't be happening there never mind the facts as long as enough people say it then it's true putting democ in mock receipt and amazing it's a long asking man anime what no that's always about over-the-top stuff and then it gets very um melodramatic a little Asian fail if this was Dragonball Z the next 10 Devils would just be about him falling yep like 19 episodes of Goku and Frieza talking about how's it going to do this and then krill and ice music artist game satire is pop vulture I do I can't move I pick what are you ah 2007 VMA Britney Spears MC Hammer or death metal I'm I have to go with the death metal it sings to my soul 2001 VMA Britney Spears is a big Wayne what was she like back then was she hot well she's still hotter she'd go crazy probably MC Hammer you need one good song and then you blew away all your money and then death metal yeah death metal Oh Jenna Jenna Jenna Jenna Jenna let's do that sir even though Metallica and death metal or whatever this is easy Oaks and just head banging down up down down up oh crap amiss [ __ ] changing gender check it again take a few things take it to get to take it evening yeah that was horrible even for death metal your mental skills are getting rusty [ __ ] I was trying to do it but then I got the sector because the mouse is on the screen I was ready to move it at the same time and I couldn't do it man okay media or MagnaCare is a game i thought it said mediocre every man cares for himself oh and recovery yeah there are currently five thousand two hundred thirty-four people online watching please hold ow I'm dead why is that doing sir three people hahahaha lag that's what you get for free hey where's new maid this is [ __ ] clever man good job good job I like you use an age of the game game over please euthanasia is when you assist someone's death so I feel bad I know it's euthanasia not the youth in Asia like young Asian people I'm an eclair go to sleep I'm good and dead and their long lives the right to die life the game is free where that's why it sucks that's what you get for a free game life is that life is the biggest freeware game it's not free though kids cost a lot they're very expensive to keep going um so it's freeware that's that's my life sucks cuz it's free alternative medicine the game you also get a certain alternate something [ __ ] I can't read these things in time exorcism a coupon tree New Age magnet therapy or homeopathy magnet therapy you gotta you gotta you gotta pull the badness oh dear Jesus okay who's on the Tamagotchi I was using I was inside ah remember Tamagotchis they were like they're like I don't know how you describe the notes like pet games but they came in this little thing and you can only do so much of them and you fed them and you played with them and they were happy or sad you couldn't do a whole lot with them but yet to keep your pet alive and if you like went to school you'd come home you're like oh my god it's my pet okay and it's sometimes it would die II because I wasn't happy enough for something it was very good placebo no side effects and diet pills only slim down your wallet but SIBO is like if somebody gives you an M&M and says it cures cancer and it actually you think it cures your cancer that's a placebo effect I'd like to work on a see more pacifism the game what Halo fans couldn't program games but can I be pacifist just like undertale right I'll kill anything I can't move oh wait because I'm not clicked into the game anymore that's all I can move this is some no thank you what a dick no don't do it again don't do it no dude God ironically I'd say don't kill is a buzzkill and this guy's make love not war is overkill so he's saying I'm not killing myself but [ __ ] you pouch is the game okay up Europe hook up your whole stre upholstery choose by Rick James mission impossible I am NOT chosen Rick James Rick James got in trouble was it Rick James was he the one who got arrested for kidnapping and abusing someone and performing sexual acts on them and like burning them at a crack cocaine pipe pretty sure oh I get it cuz Tom Cruise is crazy right because he's in love with Katie Holmes and he was on Oprah dude it I can't lose to Rick James dammit whoa what did the Fivefinger say to the upholstery I'm Oprah and today I'm giving away Tom Cruise a sanity joke funny joke call the game feeding time is something quick space to start arrow keys to move jump and dock space to fire a nasty comment we wondered the victims so that they fall into your mouth to feed the top when full release it all by pressing space to start a flame war and then move on to the next thread keep them in the air for extra points long what what I do it's over 9000 could it just keep spewing hate comments oh wait oh I get it here we go numb and numb and yeah into my mouth feed me feed me hate [ __ ] there's two of them at once I'm in no time [ __ ] [ __ ] balls man can't do this in time he'll get into my mouth get into my mouth oh alright keep them in the air for extra points here we go yes flame war and in it okay crystal can't enjoy her crystal crystal meth that Fox are you all foxes you all oh they're kids I don't know I don't know what's going on yo yo yo alright we'll eat you hey comment [ __ ] [ __ ] I did a bad I did a mistake okay there we go there we go oh that's time [ __ ] I can't run as fast as you guys are falling in some directions there we go okay my phone buzz I don't know what's going on shut up phone nobody cares about you right now flame or the recycle bin here we go the three just keep waiting for the time to go down screw this man keep you in the ear then clapping it is evening yet oh my chemical romance there we go eat them eat them eat them hey I didn't even eat any of them then at the end of all that [ __ ] okay so just see here in the memo in a bit of park come on will you keep bouncing the different directions your [ __ ] here we go 12 seconds left can I end this this is lame place turn cycle bin click on these [ __ ] X anything at all there we go ah ah delicious I got planned like a ban for too many hey Karma's there for you in click the trophy to claim your prize you [ __ ] it's cuz it was the troll Lord Watson it was the toll level you're a douchebag actually like this song where the strangest weirdest strangest to love you know the rules and so do i Nana nanana thinkin uh [ __ ] cameras cuz you think you you can't hotlink - hello that jpg in a flash game I call myself again copyrights right okay next level dope the game marry you you wanna cannabliss let's get hot [ __ ] for any please dude dance is hilarious when you're drunk when you're lying that drunk never mind like Geoffrey games sold at the black market because it's illegal which will put you into debt forcing you to rob and kill making this game even more illegal and my ratings go even higher Jamie Taming of the Shrew the game made the play this is long how long is this game now tame her damn this this is this kinky how do i tame her but jumping off the edge really the error of comedies if you want more death try Macbeth hey alright uh yeah Bush administration the game eight years in the aching what oh okay this is a little outdated don't you think the Bush administration is not a thing anymore we have a new president actually you're about to have a well I don't I'm not an American where did my rocket go oh wait where am I there I am [ __ ] I'm not American but America's gonna get a new president soon oh we're in debt there's dead there's war there's the state the state of the country okay wait can I actually kill everything now there's more stuff there is oil gonna start a new war the war on oil actually that's still going on today there's a lot of stuff going on nowadays in the Middle East and it's probably old let's do it war our war about oil again and a lot of other politics and religion then the words of this great can I die okay I can I can I can I die can we get out of this I can't get out of this change your weight cuz retro games suck so this will be the last remake I do supernatural claims the game okay take this game seriously enhance irony you're a ghost oh Jesus let's [ __ ] it horrifying Senate who are you gonna call Mythbusters okay now it's the last Reid game remake I do god [ __ ] damn phone will you stop that please that was scary so pac-man thought that the white orbs cuz white orbs are connected to ghosts a lot of the time and then it was like oh they're white orbs run man he was actually talking to the ghost so that's the irony of it prisoner's dilemma the game game theory the game when does this end I can drop soap or I can rape just like what you've always wondered in prison you him okay rape that's sick butterfingers who's your daddy that's hot let's drop the soap was that it parole okay game theory don't be playing Hayden and I in a female prison it's tit for tit is it a tit for tat psychic The Game Master down or Nostradamus the souls beyond the grave are reaching to me the energy is fading but I think they are trying to send you a message does the letter F remind you of anything yeah go [ __ ] yourself it reminds me of my dog fight oh hi yes tell me more about it this is what these cold readings always do it's like I I have a feeling somebody has lost something dear to them beginning with the letter or ours there's a letter ordering about anyone and then somebody's like yes yes my Jim Reginald that does make any sense but that's the way it goes tell me more about it you are not a real sigh kick hold on I'm getting a message from beyond they're telling me you are not a real psychic oh yeah and a monkey will come out of your ass and you will lose $40 that'll be $40 Wow I bet James Randi you won't want to replicate that trick James Randi was the guy who exposed all the psychics and he always had I don't know if he's dead or not or he's still alive worst I think this thing is still going that if you can really prove that you're psychic to James Randi without anything else getting in the way of it you will get a million dollars I believe that's the way things go but if you're a psychic you knew they're already warned her the game okay the game critics are calling what the hell the war on the war at war again September 11 2009 hundred ninety nine dead war on terror twenty seven twenty seven twenty seven thousand seven hundred dead we win slayed the course you get not political army here aren't you another play comedy the game because you want publish mass I mean [ __ ] it's really the purpose of this to just keep running away falling off and dying sweet comedy oh the next to last level for some crappy game director I hardly even know her colonoscopy is the camera the cameras colonoscopy date name I'm single intent scene odd see time peanut butter jelly time hey this is the second to last level then you know as I sent here at the edge of the precipice I think about Mario half-ass humor attempt just laughs and then Mario comes out of nowhere that's funny the end the game game over man game over that's an aliens reference I like it is there really nothing to be done in these spaces here but do I really have to jump off every time I'm gonna jump off with the clouds and now I walk through the credits Nicklaus Leo very good very good indeed this is a fun game I have a feeling there might be a little bit more to it everyone who had to put up with my crap special thanks to team bloody dog their car Productions Macs games and everyone had put up with my crap and thank you the viewer for putting up with 40 levels of my craft the is it really the end it's not whether you win or lose it's how you played the game but in case you're wondering you lost try again what oh the game you lost the game cuz the game there's a there's an unspoken game going around since the internet began and it's called the game and the way you win the game is by not thinking about the game so when you think about the game he'll lose the game so now that you've all thought about the game you've all lost the game and so have I and now you start over again and there's no way of knowing who has not thought about the game since the beginning of time because the people who don't know about the game are actually the winners of the game and that's the irony of it so you all lost the game well done congratulations ding Lois window a silly and as as simple as it was it was very very fun again I loved it a soft went over my head because a lot of it was American political satire and some of the characters are some of the soften references I don't get because I'm not into politics even Irish politics especially not in American politics because it's stuff that doesn't like pertain to me so I like that stuff went over my head but I hope some of you cut me some slack or at least explain God at least explain the references in the comments nicely and not being like Jack you're such an idiot you didn't get this from so obvious like relax calm down it's just a game it's just a game you're lost and so tonight but this is a chance for you all to show how great the comments are by explaining things to other people in the comments who maybe didn't get it as well that are not in on the references so anyway that was fun there's two more games there's a reimagining the game and then there's something recent in the game remake the game or something like that I'll play them as well because the seem foreign I like flash games I like having a flash series to go through we had like the airship and breaking the bank then we had the troll face quest games we had the visitor a while ago what else have I done we had to whack your neighbor series that we have this I like having a flash series to go every now and then they're fun so I do the other two after our Oh any other two to make you more I don't know but after this then we'll do something else but for now thank you guys so much watching this video you liked it punch that like button in the face like a boss and my face our own fish thank you perfect breezy Spacely okay I wanna get right in these tears here for 36 minutes that's a long time I did not realize that this video was go around for that long okay bye see you later now imma go eat Chinese food

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 5,627,690

Rating: 4.9071398 out of 5

Keywords: jacksepticeye, the game, :the game:, flash game, flash animation, flash animation game, funny, hilarious, joke, comedy, all outcomes, ending, Game, Hilarious, Crazy, Funniest Game Ever, laughing, offensive, jokes, random, troll, guns, explosions, mini games, stick game, funniest, animation, Stick, references, troll game, browser game

Id: EudrlYN4yuc

Length: 36min 18sec (2178 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 04 2015

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