Suction Cup Man 4: Business or Pleasure

[Music] all rise honorable judge carter presiding court is now in session thank you you may be seated our first case today is case 10 416. mr guy business versus suction cup man does the plaintiff's counselor have an opening statement yes your honor we are filing a lawsuit against mr cup man for trespassing and causing damage to mr business's property thank you counselor does the defense have an opening statement if the defense has an opening statement you have the floor no i got the ceiling look at me go mr cup man please get down no sir i am prepared to hold you in contempt of court are you prepared to hold these nuts do you even have an opening statement do you even have these nuts uh yes your highness i never damaged this dummy's tower i only smudge his windows i find him guilty of being a [ __ ] mr cup man will you please refrain from objection you can't tell such a cup man what to do you cannot deny that you trespass on my tower almost every day you cannot deny these nuts i hate you probably shouldn't say that order order in the court order yes order what are we ordering i didn't know this was a food court suction cup man i find you guilty of all charges you are hereby banned from owning any climbing grade suction cups your suction cups will be seized and auctioned off court is adjourned what [ __ ] you no [ __ ] you officer remove him from my ceiling you may have taken those suction cups but i have tons more back at my place so ha hey stop hey [ __ ] you put that down hey yeah this is the last of it you can't do this to me i'm suction cup man i i was climb magazine's climber of the [Music] year get back here you swashbuckling swine they want to play hard to suck huh well game on [ __ ] you can't keep suction cup man down forever [Music] [Music] wow [Music] [Applause] [Music] ah [Music] um you know the way i look at it some people never find their purpose in life something to make life worth living but you you had your purpose and now you don't like you have nothing literally nothing goodbye um just this place all right that's one rock bottom bondage beginner set do you have any questions about this product does it function as a rope it is a rope you came here for a regular rope hardware's so closed i'm trying to find new hobbies not time perhaps are you good guys took everything from me i used to be a suction cup man maybe you heard of me no no i'm just mad no suction cups why can't you just get more suction cups i consumed by a guy that sells plunges okay the judge said i was banned from owning any climbing grade suction cups and that's [ __ ] hmm just climbing grade that's what the judge said uh huh well i think i might have a catalog you'll be interested in oh yeah [Music] so [Music] [Music] so i'm penis man no what the [ __ ] you are not yes i am [ __ ] you i'm calling the cops you're not allowed to have those oh no no no you might recall the judge said climbing grade suction cups do these look climbing great to you well not technically but as per the court order from your lawsuit i am legally following your rules that's it you're getting caught up in semantics by the way have you heard the sound these things make that's what good mac and cheese sounds like i don't care what it sounds like you can't just put [ __ ] on my windows why not now there's [ __ ] inside and outside you're a [ __ ] hey i wrote you a song it goes a little something like this penis penis penis playing with his famous famous famous famous painting playing tennis famous family stop saying penis penis [ __ ] sir what is going on in here it's nothing penis i made a penny i pay this man ah officer's incoming oh thank god the cops we came as soon as we heard all the screaming that's a weird thing to come to he can't use those right he can't legally own suction cups hmm let me see the judge said climbing grade are those climbing grade i don't think those are climbing grade what a wacky situation well then i'm taking you back to court you son of a [ __ ] i'm gonna get you banned from using any suction cups forever you just don't get it do you you're really gonna ban me from all suction cups plungers can be used in suction cups so can dent pullers for fixing tanks in your car much for your phone that sticks to your windshield those little rubber base shower hooks don't dodge with a sticky edge your mom suction cup therapy do not look that up have you ever considered the human mouth with a suction cup i can and will climb with all of these things if i must jesus christ i just want you off my [ __ ] tower well since that ain't gonna happen would you rather be climb with cups or [ __ ] fine i'll drop the case but you can only climb my tower on weekends deal hooray i'm suction cup man again look at me go what is happening oh yeah i stocked up ah just just leave them outside i'll get rid of these [Music] the wheel electricity sliced bread inventions that changed the course of human history leaving but one question what is 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Channel: Piemations

Views: 5,650,531

Rating: 4.9703145 out of 5

Keywords: piemations, piemation, pieanimation, pieanimations, pie mations, animation, comedy, funny, parody animation, animated parody, suction cup man 4, business or pleasure, scm 4, original short, animated short, funny animation, comedy short, animated short film

Id: QyL9P1ccy-w

Length: 11min 21sec (681 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 12 2021

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I literally did not stop laughing the entire time

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What are the 10 phrases he said?