Snoop Dogg Got Pharrell Williams So High He Couldn't Work | Clips You've Never Seen | Graham Norton

Snoop Dogg's new album bush a very sexy bit of PR of course that uh the mighty Pharrell he co-wrote co-wrote all the songs he produced the whole album produced the whole album yes sir wow now is it true that Pharrell he was the one encouraging you to be a bit more family friendly a bit more mainstream yeah yeah he made me change certain words I had a song called so many hoes he made it so many Pros well that certainly toned it down on Pros just prostitutes no they're professionals oh I see silly me the ladies in the video still look quite like hoes professional and then Pharrell is it true that he I mean I'm sure he enjoyed working with you but he did have some difficulties working with you as well yeah when we were um working on a particular song called California roll um Stevie Wonder and came up to the studio and Pharrell had called a second hand contact from being in the studio with me and he kind of froze he didn't know how to produce anymore he was stuck he was like he might have to explain what the yes so at Pharrell was it an environment created by Snoop Pharrell was no longer the same Pharrell yes he was he was now someone else he was not he was not the greatest producer in the world he wasn't the greatest producer just the guy in the room so it was Stevie Wonder trying to talk to him Stevie Wonder was in the mic both and you know Stevie can't see so Stevie was waiting on some direction and Pharrell wasn't giving me no directions well Stevie Pharrell said can you sing this part and then Pharrell said can you play the harmonica so I had to basically take over because Pharrell was stuck off of space cookies he was in another place his work on that on that for a couple of days after and then you did go to one of those clubs you went to the ping pong clubs we did yes uh we did um in our spare time but we also shot Stills there and I had a very unfortunate experience uh with the ping pong ball I was trying to be a you know a Showboat and I opened up my mouth to pretend to catch the ball and and she called my bluff it was amazing I'm totally confused okay so you thought the MTV story I'm gonna hear this one yeah off you go Bradley you tell us what the nice lady did so you could pay to watch women eject various objects out of their uh uh vaginal cavity [Music] she knows yeah yeah so you make darts so sexy darts ping pong balls um sort of kites like ribbon kite ribbons in the indicator the kites had flown out of there [Music] so and the procedure with which she could do it is incredible this one very talented young woman and um all sitting there in the monkey Chow myself and stew and I was like [Music] and she was just like boom [Applause] and I was sick again what a glamor well you know Sex in the City New York David doesn't and so I mean maybe on paper it sounds worse than it is but is it true you still live in the next Council flat uh yes yeah yeah well you must be making quite a lot of money and Gordon has made the houses nice and cheap well yes and that's you know and I and the thing is I I live in a flat I bought six or seven years ago is fine but exactly it's much more unpleasant than it was when I moved in obviously because I've been living there but I I sort of at the prospect of the last time I moved is I think the most stressful day of my life ever and I the prospect of moving in is terrifying now houses are getting cheaper and cheaper I've got another excuse not to move and I actually I hate the fact that I have to take pride in where I live I I hate it's all on the television the whole time everyone's like oh I you know I couldn't stand this living room I'd have to change that I'd have to change why do you have to change all these all you need is a roof heating a TV and a fridge and you're sorted what sort of [ __ ] all do you live in but the thing is that you everyone's got to get such a massive [ __ ] about their domicile why because it's a nice thing to surround yourself if that's your hobby fine but why is there so much pressure on me to be bothered to move and tidy up and paint the place and worry about that bit over the cooker that's melted you see there's a there are a lot of other slovenly people out there when we get round to it we will speak you've got to go in the celebrity version of how clean is your house our Cuban Aggie going to come around we've just gotta go oh my God I mean why would I permit that why does anyone permit things out why does anyone quit that apart from they do clean your house I've never felt my heart is so dirty but I wouldn't mind public humiliation I mean just either do it yourself or pay someone just say no I want it for free and I don't mind the whole country thinking I'm a slob I don't think you can do a cartwheel reckon yeah thank you how can I I'm six foot seven how am I gonna die with it you're all in proportion you're not all information I bet you could do one off up here definitely Justina Richie and Graham Norton would like you said oh cartwheel cartwheel I think the ladies and gentlemen [Applause] shaved my penis no no no no no you wouldn't because they're firing at you right and you can't run because they're shooting head height you go oh I know I'll do a cartwheel let them shoot my legs less important than the head right pick the gun up crumble because they've shot me and then you shoot them problems straight away mid cartwheel yeah they're shooting at me yeah I'll give a thousand pounds to charity if you do apparently why does it not be the charity I just don't think I can get up in the air just got to throw your head they're going to see cemeter Junction tomorrow if you do that cartwheel I died this is oh shut up [Applause] we like the Millennium Wheel this is going to be brilliant if I should have ironed more than the front of my shirt I don't know now I think you're probably safer to do it behind the sofa five years oh okay here we go how do you do a cartwheel you do you know how to so just put your arms up careful [Laughter] [Applause] no it's a cartwheel it's straight ahead no no it's sideways isn't it yeah in one hand king of gym yeah how am I going to get my legs up in that fast momentum's your friend yeah why did you put a banana on the floor well I thought before you can walk you need a bit of momentum so you go back there right and then look so look so you're gonna run up here right you're gonna put your hand there and you're gonna your legs are gonna go it's gonna be amazing they're gonna go we're gonna slow it down so we'll do that and you're gonna go I think it's possible you made me believe it is possible okay okay here we go here we go here we go okay okay [Applause] good it was good um Matt Damon I know you and Matt Damon first I know lucky me yes uh it's the the two of you he plays her he plays a congressman and I play a contemporary ballet dancer do you yes it's a match made in heaven yeah and you were doing lots of exterior filming oh yeah which is actually a problem when you're shooting with someone like him because he's vastly famous and wherever he goes people are like I feel like their brains melt you know when you look at someone's face and you realize their brains just melted and we were having to do we had this awful day we're having to shoot a very emotional scene lots of crying and you know begging with each other where we're outside a very public place and there are about 350 people crowded around watching us do this emotional scene as mortifying it's really really hard and so Matt was just managing to squeeze a tear out when someone from the ground Matt Damon and it got us thinking about the silent movie era juicy uh you know the excited movies with the the music the speech cards the comedy custard pies all of that and it struck us surely the hardest thing of all to do in the silent movie era would have been to have a talk show okay it'd be very hard to do wouldn't it wouldn't it matter see now you're really good yeah you're agreeing yes yeah so we thought we'd give it a go so uh we've got a silent movie effect and music laughs so you understand what's going on yes you're following us okay so so uh what we're going to do is we're just we're just going to mine and the speech cards will do the work for us are you following this can this technically be considered now acting with Robert Downey Jr can we yes yes [Applause] what degree from Kevin Bacon are you then I can know where I am in the game now just just don't drop the ball okay I'm fine here we go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you towels it's the chase of the season oh well let me lay this down on my feet you can design your shoes do we have oh we've got other things here let you know let's help poor man who's just had a python yeah you you want to talk about humility it's one thing to take the pie in the face and then have them say cut it's another thing to have hundreds of people here watching after the fact [Applause] [Music] I'll talk about a mirror can I help him yes of course you can you're married [Music] [Applause] we all have our own little section on the chair or something no you're good you're good there are you all right our mommy your perfume we're just going to call you Sarah or SJP whatever makes you feel comfortable jedward [Music] that's John which one's John that's the one with the points on here that's what I thought yeah I got like crooked tea and I got a scar and he's got a skirts oh yeah I was going to tell my lip that's right did you forget no no it's kind of weird smaller and I like fell off a bike and then I was fine but then it was when I came up and I hit off the handle it was so weird because one time I was walking there's lots of kind of stones in the ground and I kind of flipped them [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] happy yeah so now this is uh John and Edward Jed's words it's so nice they're lovely they're loving boys what I love what I love it because the two of you are so sweet and you you're going on The X Factor every week you smiled you did your big production numbers and my God and the thing is look they're boys with High hair who like jumping around have a good of a sing and was that your idea I know like it's kind of weird because I remember jungle it's only takes lots of skills to cut the top but then you just gotta shave it because the sides like eight euros and then I just kept them running and then it makes you really aired and out of trying to get you the wind like you know you know say like you do lots of running and your hair's blown everywhere and you're like but like we didn't intend on doing it okay Joan Rivers Sarah is this freaking you out about going home to twins but you'll go home and look at your children like twins what once seemed Charming never let Matthew see the show quite a few uh Dr huvians yeah the huvians in the house for YouTube YouTube Doctor Who fans I mean oh sorry yeah absolutely I'm gonna tell you on but you know it's an institution isn't it yeah from the days when we hid behind the sofa like when you go upstairs when you were a kid did you watch yeah yeah yeah and you watched it no I I was what how was Star Wars uh we're unfortunately exclusive because Doctor Who Could Happen Star Wars was in the galaxy far far away it was two songs where there's Doctor Who you could you could get mug go in the Bog I didn't miss a chat I got into the new series that's fine and I thought it was very it was nothing to bring this back will it work and it worked marvelously it did it did and officially officially the best Doctor Who ever no no I work for oh no Doctor Who magazine says so yes and if they don't know yes how often is that magazine oh once a month are you serious how many features it's packed with oh seriously this comes out 12 times a year yes why [Applause] why would they have to bring that out sometimes a year when people like him are hiding in your garden surely he knows everything there is to know about you already but you have started going to the gym it's going to be a matter of time before Daniel Craig gives over the James Bond role yeah I've been uh I've been beefing up a lot I'd say beefing up I've been going to the gym trying to stay alive 50. I'm very uncomfortable in the gym though so I know I try not you know what I mean I mean you seem like a man who's probably very comfortable with your body and happy to walk around are you one of those guys who walks around the gym completely naked like I I prefer the towel on smuggling The Underpants down [Music] well yeah but I apply that in the gym I don't no one's seen what's going on down here I just I got a gym and there was a guy and he was wandering around completely naked weighing himself Act of these measurements and the work guy came up to me and he was he started a conversation with me completely naked and he was he just came around and found a bench to put my shoes on he just came up like that no I'd hate that [Applause] because you do have to go all gym crazy with the 18 major or yeah yeah I did but you do this when you go to the gym I do the two-towel thing where you go into this shower you have the towel you wear the towel into the shower then you have another towel in the shower you wear it in the shoes no then I put it over then I have another towel that's how crazy I get about it you're always embarrassed I am wait a minute do you mean you use one as a one of those big turbans when you come out of the shop I should that would be a good way to hide it that'd be a good look I go to the gym with my coat on don't take this off and then a lot of the time people just try and bounce on me because they think I'm equipping tonight it is Mr Richard Gere all right [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh I told her about 10 minutes I know it's great it's about to set yourself down oh dear join me next week for my guests includes I've got just 45 minutes so welcome all to the coach now Sarah Sharon yeah yeah but that's how you say it because people do get it wrong a lot yeah like inertia inertia it's the best way to I have to introduce myself that way now sir should like inertia but in Ireland people say a different ways so like isn't there a sorcia yeah I don't think I actually pronounce my name the correct way I I say certia but a lot of people in Ireland say no it's actually serious I think you're saying that wrong so I don't know um Sean are you hearing the subtle difference between Circa and Saoirse I'm just wondering what she says when they tell her she says her name wrong actually not the only unusual name on the couch because Richard on your middle name is unexpected I would have thought something's going to happen now I know nothing about it Tiffany it's Tiffany what's so funny it's not the Tiffany's by the way no but it comes through this was um my mother's side that's her maiden name is Tiffany and it came through Belgium somehow okay I'm guessing you kept that quiet in school I imagine you want to know how ridiculous I am I almost used it as my stage name no Richard Tiffany Dash gear when you're in an ad do you voice an opinion on the ad or do you just do oh you do always do they welcome that opinion no no but I mean I know better than they do that is the truth yes and I'm experienced and I need to help them sometimes the grammar is often bad she really doesn't want to listen to my songs we'll get notes later because Miriam with a voice of a period weren't you a menstrual period a menstrual period sorry my mistake yeah and as an actress how did you find that voice well you always go to the text first yes and the text was you didn't expect to find me on your holidays so I thought well that's got to be a naughty school girl so I I went um you didn't expect to find me on your holidays did you foreign [Applause] yes I I have actually got a menstrual story for you if you like [Applause] off you go Mary Margaret did I tell you last time about when I did an audition for Crossroads no I don't think well for those of you who may remember Crossroads was a uh um a soap opera yeah which took place in Birmingham and I went for the uh for the audition and um I'm pouring this all over myself it's all exciting and um as I was waiting for my turn to to do to do the audition my period started and I thought period thank you don't you call it that no I just like I'm on the rag [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so meanwhile back in Birmingham Miriam just had her period so yeah I went to the ladies room and in those days there was a long box on the wall Dr Southall sanitary towels and you put in two two pennies and pulled the little drawer and got out the carton am I right do you remember all this summer and um people applauding oh yes so I put in my 2p pulled out the little drawer and it snapped back with my finger in it so it was really painful it tore great gatch in my finger which was ex so sore bleeding all over the place I managed to pull open the drawn extract my finger I rushed into the loo and fixed myself up came out again and went in and started to read for the audition and I noticed the script was covered in blood and the people I was auditioning for noticed it too and they looked at and I I saw them looking and I said oh I I'm so sorry you see my period stop foreign [Applause] no this is 31st studio album something like that no wow and what's great is listening to these songs it's you and Bernie Joplin so at the top of your game well I it's the most piano orientated record I've ever made and it's a very simple album um and I don't really see the point of making a record if you don't try and make it better um I've been making records since 1969 and I made a lot of Records um and this one is one of my favorites um because I think we've come a step further I'm singing better I'm playing better it's a very relaxed album and so I'm very happy with it and you know I'm sure Judy would say that she goes into every part hoping to make a better performance than the last one there's no point in carrying on otherwise um just for the sake of it I mean they want record company who are here tonight [ __ ] [Applause] they wanted me to make Christmas albums and you know cover albums Motown records but that is so silly you know I'll leave that to Rod Stewart and people [ __ ] that's the ministry of defense this is a this is down to you because obviously you have a particular fan base the ministry defense they've released the latest bunch of X-Files featuring various sightings by members of the public so they heard uh you were on the show they were very keen to help so uh how did the ministry of Defense here what department of energy defense goes you'll never guess who's on Norton oh you rang them so we rang them they didn't hear them volunteers show anyone go on the website and they've got the newly released UFO files but uh presumably they just wanted people to be aware of some of these people um now some of this is very very frightening I'll warn you now now a Plymouth woman reported a sighting that occurred when she went downstairs in the night to refill the hot water bottles warm you go to sleep you wake up they're cold but now you're warm in bed you kick them out you don't refill them the problem is that hot water bottles just aren't as good as they were Graham I mean you know I've learned the moon landings they've got all the search money into the wrong place that's what's happening just being pilloried by you because of the moon landings anyway thank God you see it the report says she saw a brownie orange object over her house now she also drew a picture are you ready here's the picture [Laughter] that's just the kids from the estate throwing [ __ ] at her window when refilling the bottles why are these objects always seen by people who can't draw here's a UFO as spotted near a bread Soul Hilltop in Derby let's see some of these pants but my favorite alien one is this one excited in West London half alien half banana but this is extraordinary this is a letter from these top secret files now uh where is it I can show you that's the the actual writing of the letter but uh this letter we don't have any names for these people right so uh dear service your first reaction to this letter will be one of full disbelief however let me assure you I am neither insane or a charlatan as the facts will prove if you've got to put that in the first line of a letter chances are you're insane now it starts off well it starts off mad but sane enough during World War II as I'm sure you're aware a crashed UFO was recovered by the military somewhere in this country I should like to know the exact date and location of this event fair enough okay you know I don't know this stuff maybe a UFO landed that you know everybody knows about but she doesn't she wants to know where it landed it is possible this was [ __ ] lock Warren right this is that's okay [ __ ] like Warren the location of which as yet unable to discover there are several options Uh whistman's Wood by West art Devon between Gara point and Blackstone Point Devon the Norfolk Coastal windock Edge in fact the name [ __ ] like Warren could be quite wrong it just came into my mind one morning from when I know not so it's like you know you've got to be your TomTom for a long time with just names you've made up I want to go to [ __ ] like Warren now the thing is why does she want to know well here we go out the crash vehicle contained two males from Spectra a planet orbiting the star Zeta tukane and a female from one of the two inhabited planets in the series system Aragon the planet of warrior women you think how does she know so much about it the female was me so I have a right to ask my question I will now explain to you with some of my story in brief I am aware of purple a top rank in the military some years ago our president Astra asked me to come to Earth blah blah blah to check out what was going on I was very familiar with Earth foreign but In fairness she does do quite a good drawing of all the people now we don't know her name obviously this is a picture she she uh she Drew of herself Jillian you didn't send this letter did you this woman looks spookily like you I think and the person sitting next to me Israel's exactly [Applause] the poster child for marriage [Music] December 23rd 1961 so it'll be 47 years in December what [Applause] he just keeps telling himself it's only a movie now she's my trophy wife and you keep her on the Shelf I know [Music] she keeps me honest seriously and she's she's always been more mature and brighter than me and so I've been smart enough to listen to her how do you keep the romance going well is that it it just you know you get older you know you've changed your idea of romance changes you don't bother that's what you're saying no no delighted to say we bother but uh the ideal kind of uh way to go into a marriage is that you'll promise that person that you will help them become themselves at all costs so you will tell them the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth all the time and most of the time you'll be the only person that will and there's another level to it as well people talk about happiness in this so oh I'm happy is Larry or he makes me happy she made this mate but they rarely talk about joy and that's the thing that transcends the whole relationship is the element of joy and and realizing the with gratitude and praise the other person has allowed you to experience Joy same thing that's the most profound thing anyone's ever said on this show very impressive uh basketball that work in it now the thing about in school you were not good at basketball no no I didn't play in high school so I learned pretty much four High School Musical and also for this movie that was about it do you do all the tricks in this movie because it's quite the good tricks yeah yeah it's it's it's little stuff it's not very practical for in-game use but I can spin the ball on my finger pretty well well you know what's coming uh [Applause] I like being an actor prepares I'll just like a civil war can't have dry mouth when you're about to attend basketball There You Go sir is that just a terrible English class it's it's pretty bad it's okay sorry no it's okay thank you thank you just walk close watch what finger you use because we're on TV bro s humiliate me I'm 37 my life is over here because which I wouldn't like to go back to the high school would you well I suppose it's last week for you yeah it wasn't that long ago yeah I think I think the idea of going back to high school you don't have to hold it like it's you know it's kind of comfortable okay uh I think the idea of going back is is pretty intriguing to a lot of people because uh the face I'm agreeing with you okay good thank you can you not touch me please [Applause] devising tricks and things uh you also have a a party trick I believe is it well you've got a party ticket it's going too far to call it a party trick actually an impression of a dog getting its poor caught in a car door see you want to see that don't you yeah hey we've got to see that yeah can you can you do it just sitting there or do you need yeah you can [Applause] that was quite a quite a small dog but I used to do it when I was doing standout like this and people go oh like there isn't a [ __ ] dog oh don't it's not a [ __ ] dog those people go home and if you're at a party you want to impress people uh what would you do I used to I don't drink beer but I used to be able to chug a can of beer now I haven't done it in 25 years but uh years to be able to all right so uh we just wonder if any in the audience uh have any tricks if anyone that it doesn't need to be magic it could be it could be a a noise or a face or it could be something a clever thing you can do so if you've got something you can do stand up stand up I'll come and ask you a question uh hello Mrs in here now what's your name Christina yes and what can you do yeah I can see the alphabet backwards that's a bit [ __ ] [Applause] okay are people interested Christina doing that yeah okay we'll stay standing then stay standing what can you do now I can levitate a tea towel could just be throwing it again Trisha you you stay sounding stay sounding Trisha okay sorry sorry um so we've got uh Alfred backwards we've got uh Trisha with a limiting tea towel what can you do I can catch a two pound coin from my elbow in my hand I that's almost the size of a frisbee Barry should we let him do that yes I'm sort of a tea towel I need someone to make me look good okay very good that was Barry and a two pound coin uh now a few ladies over here uh what can you do lady uh I can disappear a pen disappear a pen yeah to go it's it's probably rubbish but I like that you called it disappearing a pain yes I will now disappear this pen what was your name okay that's how many people is that now oh all right awesome [ __ ] right now this better be good if this isn't water into wine I'm disappointed you can crack your nose [Music] together yeah we'll let you what's your name Logan Logan okay Logan's ocean crack all right all of you people we're gonna see you later so if you go up the stairs go up the stairs people to find you and we'll see you later to do your tricks okay yes Logan leave your jacket there off you go live from Las Vegas it's the greatest show on Earth for one night only at the world famous Norton's Palace we present the most spectacular magic acts in the universe featuring Christina she's not backwards and coming forward with her alphabet strip CBA from Chicago the amazing teacher an eliminating Tito she can disappear a pen [Applause] [Music] pulling magic with big bad Barry thank you oh my God and Logan with his cracking nose drink s [Music] [Applause] you will believe a dog has trapped this boy in a car door can't move because the Hat will fall off whatever [Applause] you'll never believe what he can swallow [Music] a choke on your food Charlene the origami Queen here she is it's a napkin it's still a napkin [Music] oh really there napkin [Music] chicken [Applause] hello sophisticated sophisticated dress geography teacher and now uh Maggie you are you're here working at the moment yeah just about to start working oh so you haven't started yet well we're rehearsing picking costumes and things like that so I'm right it is about the person who invented the vibrator yes the person who inadvertently invented the vibrator wow that's a story already yeah you sound like you're in great pain the turn of the last century uh you know they there was this whole thing about hysteria about you know any ailment that a woman had they'd say they were hysterical and one of the ways to make them feel better was to um get them off so they're what do you call it here that will do the show has only just begun so uh you know there'd be these doctors offices where you could go in and um the NHS is very different now isn't it and in the film are you playing American or English I'm English and you've done it before you've been Nanny McPhee you do things yeah and do you feel confident with the English accent um I think most American people would kind of secretly like to be able to talk English now and then so I you know I feel I feel pretty good about it and I I quite like it because have you wondered in your accents into the regions no but I've been hearing you two wander into the regions yeah she hasn't wandered anywhere she's like can I hear well okay so if you said someone like um oh that's a beautiful boy oh it's a beautiful voice Indian yes can you do it come here [Applause] that's a much easier one to learn how about you what's yours I'm from Bristol so very shy the bristolian people she's um I guess all right my lover yeah um Kurt Lush is another thing of something that's really if something's amazing you'd say oh that's a great Lush sandwich oh it's a great Lush sandwich there you go in the west coast he once told me that they call it wood lice Gran for crew choose three yeah I think they might have been mocking you maybe while you're here are you able to kind of walk around and not be bothered yeah yeah nobody's that interested in me here show her some love if anyone's got some time over the next few days stalker a little she'd appreciate it because John Downing it he's written you've written it have you finished the book if you've written the book kind of a relationships guide uh yeah if you intend never to be in a relationship again it's a relationship guide in that sense what's that mean do you mean the relationship you're having will last the rest of your life or you'll never it means you will never be attractive to another human being and in that sort of sense yeah so it's a kind of how not to guide it's it's my personality I have a very cynical view of relationships that uh oh are you did you just go oh are you two together are you in a relationship to the lady the lady he went yes she went yes I mean I would say this to pierce any sympathy you might have for me your relationship will end and the more you love each other now the more devastated you'll be when it ends foreign [Applause] you had the tooth knocked out this time oh yes I I had a concussion whiplash stitches in my hand dislocated shoulder yeah there's been a lot of breaks and sprains and concussions I think the most psychologically damaging was when I broke my penis a few years ago I was I was trying to backflip a motorcycle and I can't ride a motorcycle and I came off the ramp I let go of the bike it goes 20 feet in the air and comes down and breaks its handlebars off in my crotch so yeah uh you know straight to the hospital in surgery but that was like over three years ago and I still have to catheter twice a day like a 15 inch tube about the size of a number two pencil twice a day wait a second a finished tube lucky wife a two weeks two would probably get the job done so it still doesn't he not completely but I have a 10 month old son so it still works oh yeah yeah thank you well listen uh that's I'd say the mashed up penis is a very impressive injury and we've got 600 people in our audience tonight so uh let's see let's see if we can do better than that uh we'll see who's hurt what uh to hurt feelings right there um have you heard anything if you broke anything no never horse riding anything no no no bungee gone wrong nothing nothing at all can't help you Johnny oh you look you broke something lady up here's broken something what were you up to I broke my nose I walked into a tree I'm sensing drink was involved is it a great thing actually it was um my first week in high school I was on school Camp it was an introduction to our new peers a new life at high school I was blindfolded and it was a trust game people you went to school with that's a really funny game trust me anyone else anything oh you yes it's an injury I got a rubber stuck on my nose [Laughter] [Applause] I heard something else yeah that would have been a really good injury the how that happened a bit of the story would have been repeat s first time laughs did you do it yourself or did someone else shove it up my brother dared me to put a pencil up my nose and it you know the yellow one to the pink rabbit do yes do you know them yes yes she told me I couldn't take it out because it would have raised my memories [Applause] how old were you six oh but no permanent damage depends what you call permanent damage very good is it really one of the things that attracted you to Aussie was that he doesn't lie no he does it can't lie and it's like we'd be at business meetings and I would you know lie lie just embellish things make them sound better than they actually are and he'd be why are you saying that and then I'd be kicking him under the table stop kicking me but my healing is but what's the matter with you I'm like oh yeah but you've lied to him haven't you oh loaves yes yes yeah what was the thing about you rode a motorbike it's when we were first together and I wanted to be kind of like hip and happening and I I told him that I had a Harley Davidson and like I would ride it on a Sunday down to Malibu you know if you were good at that Rhythm dogs in Patagonia oh [ __ ] I'll Translate foreign [Applause] you have Diversified in your life into all these different areas into the kind of the film into business thing and is that because realistically it's kind of harder to make money out of music now yeah it is but I mean just my personal interest in the storytelling process I've been writing songs in it like three minutes long so you can only create descriptions the film projects allowed me to develop cause and effect and you know identify with to be able to make it visible the person's defects you know and where do you stand on this thing you know because people talk about how um or TV you know with American Idol and X Factor I've now got a Stranglehold on music that like it's number one every week seems to have something I mean because of the viewership the viewership is so high I just did The X Factor I had to go in there with them surely you've done enough I was like no I'm gonna perform on it do it I'm not sure if they voted but they saw me [Applause] did you meet the X factorians yeah all right said did you see them before I did I did it was it Marco Yovanna and another another group he goes [Music] oh no there's an X Factor in Italy someone just stole me in my ear yeah that's why they called Marco and Giovanni and things it's much did you see how politely though we handled that because we thought we you would lost your mind [Applause] [Applause] don't worry he's been shot 50 cents arrived in Europe I'm in Europe Italy yeah it's a suburb of London you own parrots yes no I I I do yes how many how many did you have I've got two uh two parrots um and uh a molokan cockatoo and a Triton cockatoo and then you like a cockatoo don't you yes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah and uh they were yeah rescued birds that we got from a rescue center we know we'd only take on birds that for whom they've already had several owners how do you exercise your bird yes we do we well in the wild parrots um particularly cockatoos will forage on the forest floor rather than to fly about and so they love to run and forage in the in the ground so we would take them to Richmond Park and put them on harnesses and just walk them around oh Pirates the the size of their beaks right these dogs there's some sort of evolutionary sort of light bulb going off somewhere yeah yeah maybe not I've seen the footage of Stephen and that Bird's gonna get on my head try and get the wax out my ear and get off his face foreign [Music]

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Length: 59min 40sec (3580 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 11 2023