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got some top tips in the gym well I got inspired you know like I think most people you're going waves were like this is going to be the time where I'm going to get in that crazy shape and and I and I and I went to the gym and I was working out and and I I had chosen a day when all of a sudden randomly Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym yeah and he was like you know this is when he was the governor I knew I was in the right gym right it's a good one I tried to put some more weights on so I would look more impressive I think he knew the gym owner or something and he was taking a tour or something and he approached me and and I I don't know if he knew me as an actor or just he was like you know he's the governor like hello citizen he said what are your goals with your workout [Applause] I was so on the spot but I retreated to this just very little boy place and I was like well to be honest um Arnold um I if I could have anything I'd really like to have um did you ever see the movie Fight Club um I really like the way Brad Pitt's abs looked in Fight Club and uh he said without hesitating he said that's that's all diet you have to eat a lot of carrots didn't know I was like okay of course in my mind I'm like Arnold Schwarzenegger he was like Miss Universe so I uh Mr Universe what a career a lot of people don't know that he was also Miss Universe too many steroids but I that he uh he so I ran home and I bought a [ __ ] ton of carrots and I was eating them for weeks but nothing nothing ever happened no it's very nice to see you all and that we're excited to see all three of you but I happen to know that Cameron you're very excited to see uh welcome to all three of you very nice to see you all and that we're excited to see all three of you but I happen to know that Cameron you're very excited to see sir David I am so excited [Applause] because we were making a sir David Attenborough sandwich but he's the meat in the middle of our sandwich right now leave you to it where is slices of bread she's nice French steak and almond animals that was what I thought that I was going to be my entire life I wanted to study [Applause] I've learned a lot from you already [Applause] that I picked up on Backstage we're not going to mention those no but I ended up studying the behavior of animals it just happened to be human animals really yes you know as an actor that's what I do I study human behavior and lots of Discovery yes lots of big surprise eggs so many more surprises when I watch your show yes you should see the out tanks maybe we can arrange a few years yeah I do David I'll watch out [Applause] because I've heard different versions of events whether it was Guy Richie's idea or there was your idea for Sherlock Holmes to drag up yeah was that yours I'm afraid it was it was yours and were you surprised at how you looked I mean you are a beautiful man there's no denying that uh I it's true I would I would thank you [Applause] I would uh I would I would probably kick myself out of bed I look like if my sister was on a round of steroids I was trying to think if I was married if I was if I was Watson scowl what would be the most unsavory disguise to see Sherlock show up at their wedding nuptials wearing well that picture of you there's that picture of you thank you now I don't want to cause a rift between the lovely friends but we do have a picture of Jude as a woman we were this this is a film we did well not together but that we were in as well but look at Jude look at Jude [Applause] you went I'm not sure how great I feel about that actually racist I think man dressing as women is just bizarre [Applause] uh Being John Malkovich before the whole thing when they get inside your head you know they see everything from from your point of view so what we did was we've got a little camera so that we could see what it's like Being John Malkovich uh on this very stage uh now this is it's sort of you know a bit 2008 and certainly and a bit 1945. you slip that on your ear like that do you mind if I just won't come off again now there you go now the cutter bit you say that was that right yeah yeah so if I go like that so we know what do we know we can do some a sort of being your Malkovich in a whole start of the show what it's like arriving okay so you'll be met back there there's Russell he's an assistant producer so you go back there and meet him and just keep your thoughts going as you go that kind of internal monologue okay okay so we can watch that online there we're very excited on the show thank you thank you thanks no sorry I don't don't do collections there's just one thing really quick I really have to keep [Music] [Applause] um [Music] but what's the name of the TV show [Applause] thank you [Applause] [Music] just leave it in the bank [Applause] ladies [Music] [Applause] I'm sorry what happened the thing is at early in the week we had an email from a viewer called Alice Hansen who told us her best friend Emily Farley she's going speed dating tonight I've never been to a speed dating event so anyway it's at a pub in South London so we thought we'd go in and we'd have a peak okay so we can go over there now I believe okay this apparently although it's called speed dating it takes quite a long time so let's zoom in let's let's zoom in okay to Emily to the magic of Television like now talk to her hello Emily hello hello hi Emily listen your friend Alice it's Graham Norton here by the way [Music] I'm not trying to pick you up Alice Hanson she's a friend of yours isn't she yes all right she told me you're going to be here so we're just going to to sit in on your speed inning can you shove out of the way and I'm going to sit in and I'm just I'm gonna just whiz through some of these guys so we'll find something you like foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] how long have you been single I've been single probably about six months oh are we liking him okay [Applause] hi Andy where do you live healing healing lovely what would you ask him give me food there does he like older women do you like older women [Music] all right well let's not go there you in mind but for the moment I'm really good time I'm gonna give myself a minute for this [Applause] evening oh but your name's rupers oh I bet Andy was the best of a bad lot all right hey can we get Andy back oh hello Emily Emily Emily Emily let's see you do you like Andy yes I do yes give him a kiss give him a kiss go on go on delighters still alive oh [Applause] goodbye goodbye it's a man that's an opportunist there's a man taking an opportunity [Music] I need a drink after all we loved you as the genie in Aladdin well that was fun so we thought we might have our very own genie on the show tonight so is there anyone in the audience who fancies a go at being a genie oh look at them they do okay try to try you what's your name Ewan sorry what you urine nice to have you here thank you [Music] foreign okay for you so think of a magic word right something you know it's just you magic word and that camera three is going to do a kind of Zoom crash on you so so when I say go you and you just do your magic word okay so you and go hi Graham wow how Graham I feel like we're in the middle of a Telethon right now you and has learned to say hi Graham thanks to your dollars please help we'll learn another phrase by the end of the show should we should we try another boy actually you're wearing blue already let's try you yeah okay so into that camera your magical what's your name Nick good Nick okay a friend of Ewing number three and go Alakazam wow it was almost it was almost two goods it was a bit like you're you're very good at that yeah Alakazam time to dance now I'm gonna dance with you and and good night jazz hands just pause way to go okay go go go follow the following away all right see you shortly apparently apparently our DNA system is but Nick he is ready so look at this look at this we've got an actual uh lamp now honestly panto season I don't know how we managed to hire this presumably there are children sobbing in Southampton going where where's the lounge so we rub it like that's disgusting [Applause] work for land oh work the child uh polish the left polish the lambdog [Applause] again there you go there you go okay okay well done Genie now uh do your special work because you've just appeared to do your special magic thing again Alakazam very good well done I don't know what he's doing here but it works for me first Eugene is tread water floating treading on with my arms underneath man oh oh he's taking notes okay Genie Genie be gone wow I survived myself so I'm just gonna get my genie to help me okay hang on oh yes because I forgot all about poor creatures [Applause] good Nick good oh there he is yes okay Nick ready I need I need a lovely funky DJ console please good work good work Nick okay I'll tell you what Nick you you can come back into the studio come back to the studio and help us in this thing okay there you go well done laughs that was so great yeah right I must be floating anymore thank you okay can we go over here for the DJ bro right here we go here we go it's it's the Robin and Graham Road Show hello Circle loads of gloves okay you're over there now well done so there's a mic there now Nick I've got some music Nick put a shout out right now Nick beer now for the blue people they're gonna keep it real get ready for an Alakazam now I don't have any Jingles though so it's the Robin and Graham Road Show can you do a jingle a live jingle welcome to the Robin and Graham radio show [Applause] [Music] welcome back once again we got some shout outs I got one going on right now to Stephen Buck he wants to shout out to Jess who's your best friend and he says stop texting him he's not interested no you tit the jingle welcome to the Robin and Graham radio show with Michelle Smith where's Michelle Smith Michelle Smith wants a shout out to Esther best friend that bloke you pulled don't worry about trying to remember his name you can do so much better yeah yeah whoa where's Marlin Marlin oh there he is in Marlon if anyone gonna say we'd like to shout out to his friend Gregoire don't worry girls love that you have got a third nipple what three nipples ABC way to go I'll show it show it tell the nipple boy you don't have to the nipples yes first of all I'm not a circus freak secondly I will get my third nickel out on the condition that Robin Williams comes and touches it okay here we go there we go [Applause] this better be a real nipple all right ready here we go ready ready let's see oh boy please let it be a nipple I have a third ball too ready ready here we go okay oh I did [Applause] wow beautiful wow well done chicks really did that I like that though I like the fact that some girls going you've got another one play with my third nipple girl you've never had fun till you go third once you've got the third nipple things get crazy I get two nipples going but when the third goes a certain nipple goes and then my fourth penis jumps out ladies and Gentlemen please thank my guest tonight they're Fantastic Mr Robin Williams close these guys a lot of big Hollywood news is your stand-up tour in almost like it's a movie in itself is now being turned into a sitcom yeah I did the stand-up show in America and some HBO which is a TV network over there came up and said you know what do you think about doing it as a sitcom and uh my stand-up show was about my failure to to find a wife and general pathetic life as a loser and uh and they thought yeah we want this on TV um and uh and so that's what we're doing is they're not going to come A huge dilemma though when they say too we want to turn this into a you know a six-part you know like Masters and masters of series that if you find a wife in that time you ruin your career yeah he'll keep her in a bunker the sort of where he already does keep her you know it's it isn't yeah you're right well I mean it's not it's not a documentary so I could theoretically be married and still be acting the role it's going to ruin your jam though you do get married thank you you're just wishing on me a deep and miserable lonely life hello so the laughs keep coming of the episodes is one of the episodes going to feature that sort of hideous wedding experience you have it is it is we uh yeah I I mean I thought I'd met this woman of my dreams at this wedding I was at a wedding and you know you get stuck sometimes on a table with people that you that you don't know there's a girl opposite and she was dynamite and we hit it off but I was stuck next to this couple Ollie and Lisa and they had this kid this toddler in a high chair just sat there that man just just bashing this bit of bread sticks and stuff and um and the mother wouldn't recommend if you just kept going what's he like what's he like and she was exhausting and she she would just dominate the table with these stories you know those people look just they're not really stories it was it was all about here's one for you um went to the I went to the um I went up the um um the um the uh no no no no no the um the um went to the supermarket um did a big uh did a big um and then I got back to the checkout and I'd forgotten my purse and I had to go home for it I was thinking if if that story was making its way out of my brain towards my mouth another part of my brain would have stepped in and gone oh where the hell are you going and then her husband who's quite a posh bloke pipes up and he goes um I recognize you where do I recognize you from and I was trying to impress this girl so I said oh I did this TV show called the office and he went oh the office yeah I've seen the office yeah not my cup of tea tell you where are you going wrong with the office he said not much story I'm thinking yeah because you know about stories because you're married to bloody Charles Dickens assistant that's not the reason I've looked with this girl I so this toddler is sat there the whole time right and we're having some soup and for no reason this kid just took his shoe off just lobbed it in the air for no reason it came flying down it landed in my suit just no one else has touched I'm poverted it and the mother Lisa just went wussy like and I said thank you he's like a [Applause] Jenny you've probably seen this Harper's bizarre Harper's bizarre Posh magazine news agency yeah what would you like what was the orchard there uh the most powerful women it's their 2009 list the most powerful women in British theater and look at this picture how fabulous she looked there that was one of the funniest 10 minute photo shoots I've ever in my life that only took 10 minutes it felt like I literally had 10 minutes to run into and it was like stand like standing like this that was me the whole time the wind was blowing the lights the everything and we had to like go so you and Rosman Pike yes yes she's so beautiful isn't she well you got you both are absolutely gorgeous completely manufactured that it's all posted it's not post-production but with the iPhone no you know photoshop on a laptop I'll get this don't worry about it don't do worry about that photoshop coloring in the hair yeah they're wondering because it was when it's in the research you know so they did the research the research that you did before I came on well that somebody did yes you know and it's got the it's got the lists of kind of various things and it's got you know most powerful woman in theater on it's bizarre and then further down the list and this this is like how your life has changed previously on out magazines list of celebrities who people would like most like to drink their bath water yes you were quite high up on that list I think I was number one no you're number one number one yes so what is it that you put in your bath that makes it because for me and all my oils oozing all over the place who the hell was number two oh come on that's delicious I pay a lot of money for that and when you do when you do um a theater when you do duques do you get the kind of the science fictiony people coming yes yes which is good I suppose because they're exposed to a play they wouldn't have seen that's true yeah I mean yeah they're all like that it's good for them but are you a believer in the in things like the X-Files I don't believe the X-Files existed I think it's a massive conspiracy to keep nerds at their computers no I don't really I don't I don't really feel for any of the kind of conspiracy stuff I don't believe in in any of that all that moon landings never happened kind of conspiracy you know 28 of Americans don't think the moon landings happened in fact you don't think the middle names happened I'm sorry if you could do that in 1969 yeah like we can't do anything now genevine it's like I'm still changing Hoover bags in 2009. as soon as we can get to the moon we'll find all these amazing devices will be able to make a phone call when you as a child you assumed that things would be better like we live in the future but yeah and we always told that at any point about 30 years from from wherever you're talking you're going to have jet packs it'll be a monorail yeah where are they Tomorrow's World where are they I'm still sat here why why isn't Graham having to talk to me up there yeah as I float about the place that's an interesting question why do we even have legs still why haven't we evolved maybe things like that those conspiracy things might be true I don't know anyway look the reason why I'm talking about hang on because your toast is not good enough people didn't go to the Moon still toasters are getting worse [Applause] they are they used to be great when I was a kid now too many settings no it's either burnt or roll [Applause] harmful effects it's not the same though anywho rant over what it is we uh asked the audience uh what sort of presents they got and uh some people in fairness they didn't get well they didn't get great presents I've got some of them here now where's uh Fabian Fabian Devoe now there's Fabian oh hello what let me invoke somebody gave you that is that true you gave me this my ex your ex gave you this yeah now do you have a dog nope yeah so how did he explain it uh well isn't that at the time in the show episode it was a lovely ball and that it got like my cereals in the morning is this some weird sex game we supposed to wear a collar at the same time so how did you react you opened a dog bowl what do you do well do you go oh I love okay how did you react with your positive did you slap him in face I'll tell you what do you see what do you see do you see a dog I am not a dog I am a man I am a man who dries his hair from one side [Applause] it's beautiful it's beautiful and now this this is really pissed but this is this is that what you're talking about oh I love it mango and Papa [Music] [Applause] oh I've often seven times Joe haven't I often phones he said so often mango on its own so isolated mango I want Union I have it isn't that love it now who got this oh you there lovely lady now who gave it to you first of all my husband you you're still together just and why was it a particularly bad gift I'm allergic to shower gel did he know you were allergic together 21 years deadly do you swell up or something amusing when you started I go red and scratch that's funny enough I'd give a shout out a game for a laugh it's lovely but presumably better presents now sir not really no no uh travel North and cross East last year travel North this is a game that you could create yourself oh save paper my friends that is lovely I stand correct yeah would you like it no you've brought it out with you tonight I love it yes and we kind of travel at all are we off darling let me fetch my travel notes and Crosses I think these lights seem to be taking quite a long time fancy a quick game oh very exciting look I don't know who got this but Nick look I found you a cat this was yours brilliant well I'll give that to Nick Nick you hold on to that so uh you've got it when the button when the motorbike arrives okay there you go Nick okay handy trainers they'll come off nice and quick okay uh so you've got a cat now uh who else have I got uh right now very quickly we got an email from someone uh with this picture and I think it's let's have a look at the picture this is this is the gift this is Kelly oh no now there's Kelly hello where's Kelly I love Kenny looking at her hands like like you've never seen that picture before in your life so your husband your husband bought you that outfit King you'd like it I think Kelly's face says it all in the picture really because it's as if sir you went into a shop and said I'd like something suitable for my wife to be buried in what is it is it supposed to be pajamas yes do you think they were going to be sexy not at all no at least it does say angel on the test so it's like it's it's sort of it's sort of nice it's really not a winter holiday you know it's cold I don't think anyone's that cold unless you're at six months old did you have to open it up pretend to be pleased I did not pretend to be pleased well listen sir you're obviously uh not very good at choosing good presence right so I thought I'd give you some experience of a good present would you would you help me test a good present sir sure what's your name Neil Neil okay what it is somebody sent me this foam right and they make extravagant claims about it so and they said Oh no just check that it's on yes it is on so if you take this take this take this phone okay they claim right this phone will uh operate under extreme thermal conditions so it's very cold outside you'd agree having just been there very good so uh if you follow the camera there I'll ring you as you're walking and then we'll see if it's still working when you're outside in the cold all right so uh now I have I got the number for that phone I hope I do six six uh okay it's calling it's ringing hello Brian oh hello Neil I'm here okay you keep walking to your outside I am staying through door out into the cold there you go now can you still can you still hear me I can still hear you okay stop around that now um Neil that's very good so with it's a Sodom XP3 Enduro apparently uh it's the world's toughest phone and it's not just thermal conditions they they say um I mean they make other claims for the phone it says here uh Neil that it's a water and liquid proof uh yeah okay I guess [Applause] okay can you hear me now I can hear you now it's also dust and micro particle proof [Applause] okay can you hear me now I can't see anything lastly it is a really resistant to shock and impact Neil can you hear me now I can still Bust A Move no [Applause] [Music] here we go [Applause] wow [Applause] thank you wow okay [Applause] then the ultimate the ultimate move he did was called the windmill with the Nutcracker wow you can't do that at 17 years old he just popped the windmill and came out of that with the Nutcracker [Applause] on this show when you walk what I spoke about other television chefs do you consider yourself a TV show I don't really know no no I'm a proper chef he doesn't even you don't sit there much demonstrating recipes no no it's not you know it's it's you know I cook live every day so sometimes we see these TV chefs and they sort of turn around and look here's one I made earlier or you know welcome to Ready Steady [ __ ] [Applause] um but I I'm wait I cannot guess yes it's real because we cook every day and you know I enjoy live I like that Jeopardy I don't want to see things done by home economists well listen we're always on the lookout for uh the next TV cookery star so what we're going to do now we're going to see I'm liking this game what we do is we've got to find you a new commie Chef right so we have some candidates lined up in the kitchen white and we're going to interview them right now the Only Rule is they mustn't use the f word by which I mean they must use any word beginning with F okay that sounds easier than it is okay so uh let's uh let's go duplicate this is my buzzer offy thing so let's meet our first commie chef [Applause] describe some of the things hanging on the shelves behind you uh trout very good bird-like things crusty sticks um a cooling device what's what's that thing over there the big metal thing with a refrigerator [Applause] I'm [ __ ] okay hello hello what's your name hello hello hi how you doing what's your name Jonathan Jonathan all right uh what sort of fries are in the oven oh they're actually called chips actually [ __ ] yeah they're chips and fish that's what that's what they're called [Applause] hello what's your name Zach what is it Zay Zach let's spell it what spell it Gordon wants you to spell your name Z AK said AK it was an F no I wondered why you wanted to spell Zach are you going to keep in touch are you going to react to it what are your favorite foods Zach well I'd have to say ice cream is one of my favorite foods I like I like good hello hey hi what's your name Dan what Daniel Daniel okay and uh what do you like to cook Daniel stuff what white flower what what's what's the white substance uh on the counter behind you powdery [ __ ] what's on the counter in front of the Fig pie some more of that powdery [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] Joan you're back in the building the same I was thrown out a little swimming she was on loose women growing up I said can I say it yeah I said I called they asked me when I thought of Russell Crowe and I thought for a second said a [ __ ] [ __ ] they said nothing and then two men got a hold of me and just checked me off oh and I kept thinking osteoporosis we're going to hear crack crack why would they call themselves loose women and then not let you swear why would they close those loose women and talk about not having sex and then I come on and say [ __ ] and they talk about not having Donuts so people are always saying you know what haven't you done in your career well another Milestone I was throwing off for saying [ __ ] okay excited so is this uh but it's a Steinway what's happening it's gorgeous [Music] um [Music] what do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze Catwoman suits don't you worry for her to strip it head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed we're gonna find our best friend again and then we're gonna give him a best friend hugs [Applause] yeah but if he's been murdered by crystal meth Tweakers well then we're [ __ ] out of luck during putting your music together because something like you know say the time Open brackets Dirty Bit close brackets were you watching Dirty Dancing and kind of went oh yeah I like the song I might do something with me we're in Ibiza and um we're getting ready for a DJ Gig and uh I'm like what I gotta drop something for the night and so me and my my homeboys ammo and apple homeboys meaning people that are close to me that's where I feel like Chums Chums like a Chum let's meet a few of my Chums chumming it up I asked him what are we going to play tonight it's unexpected and he said we should mix something from yesterday old school from Old School right yeah and I'm in elementary no old school meaning you know back in the day back in the day yeah yeah let's pick something from back in the day and and you know Flip It Up intertwine it with today's stuff I mean use it so I say why don't we use dirty dancing and then he replies [Applause] that's crazy we can't use Dirty Dancing I was like but that's the whole point you don't say I about I was like that's the whole point you don't say that I'm not gonna say that is the old boy you don't need like right everybody please stop using the word like that's different you're using it as a verb usually I'll be like I'll be like no it's quicker it's like it's not like it is yo what are we gonna do today I don't know what we're gonna do so he was like and I was like we put it on the table and it was like bam [Applause] and while we're at it it's the greatest respect it's I've Got a Feeling no no no [Applause] no in my opinion is the cleverest and funniest man of the 20th century and I just he's kind of my hero and he wrote a song called The Elements because he was a scientist and it's basically it's the name of every element in the periodic table um and that's that's my party it's quite long so do stop me if you just get bored okay I will this kept me up last night I was so nervous about doing this um well try I feel bad now no okay so there's antimony arsenic aluminum selenium and hydrogen and oxygen nitrogen and uranium and Nickelodeon neptunium germanium ruthenium uranium Europa zirconium Vanadium radium and golden prototyping thorium and thorium and thallium business and let's start next first there's four women here quiet [Applause] [Music] tungsten 10 and sodium Ross yep and she's fair this is a tale of Ross and she's actually put up with me for seven years now seven years seven years and over the last few months she's been dropping lots of hints um about me asking her something and I thought I would ask her now bye [Music] [Applause] no no no no no no that's me should we do a problem [Applause] no it was best that you dropped it with it assistant don't rush there's a bit of a walk to the Gallows wasn't it [Applause] seven years I was sort of winding it up okay here we go oh oh oh what's happened what's happened has anything happened since no have you had a row you made up okay okay so now I've bought you this Easter here we go this this is I think this is okay off you go Faye I love you will you marry me yeah [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 48min 39sec (2919 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 25 2023