SNL Commercial Parodies: Pets

-Show your cat what fine dinin is all about. ♪♪♪♪ -Every member of your family deserves the best -- even your cat. That's why we at Pet Chale asked a panel of premier European chefs to create the ultimate menu. Introducing Feline Culinary Creations. Handcrafted gourmet meals you can proudly bring to your cat's table. Recipes like... filet au poivre with shiitake demi-glace... ♪♪♪♪ ...salmon carpaccio with lobster medallions.... ♪♪♪♪ ...a trio of braised lamb, venison ravioli, and broccoli rabe... ♪♪♪♪ ...sweet and sour crab with Meyer lemon bok choy. ♪♪♪♪ -Mm! So, show your cat what fine dining is all about. ♪♪♪♪ Feline Culinary Creations -- for the love of your cat. ♪♪♪♪ -Tonight's the night. Just the two of you. No phones, no e-mails. Just you and the one you love. Time to tune out the world and tune into each other. You've earned this moment and nothing is going to ge in your way -- unless you own a dog. The dog is watching us. -Ho-Ho, to your crate. -Crate. -Ho-Ho, to your crate. -Go to your crate. -Ho-Ho, to your crate. -Crate, Ho-Ho. -Ho-Ho. -[ Barks ] -Stop. He thinks you're attacking me. -Okay. Well, just put him in the laundry room. -With his anxiety? Yeah, right. -Oh, we're just talking, Lady Bug. Everything is fine. -Go in the hall. We'll be three minutes. -Three minutes? -Don't let your fur baby ruin the intimate moment you've waited for all week Now you don't have to with Pound Puppy -- the furry dog costume big enough for two people to have sex in. -[ Moaning ] -Once inside, you can go to town, and your down will just thin there is a much larger dog in the room with him. With Pound Puppy, you get the privacy you need and your dog has a new best friend. Suitable for any style of lovemaking. -[ Moaning ] -Need to check on your dog Just use the mascot-style eyes -Ho-Ho's buying it. -[ Barks ] -Think it's working a little bit too well. -So, throw your dog and yourself a bone with Pound Puppy. Your dog will smile while you doggy style. Available in the adult section of PETCO. -Hey, Biscuit. Come here. Come here, biscuit. Come here. Cats suck. Anyone who has ever lived with one knows what I'm talking about So, maybe it's time you got a little more out of our relationship with your feline counterpart. and maybe even make a few buck while you're at it. With Glitter Litter Automatic Litter Factory, it's possible. The Glitter Litter Automatic Litter Factory spray coats the cat's business with glitter, then adds a coat of polyurethane. Next, chains attached and voila! A super dope necklace to wear over my jerseys. Fire. -Oh, man! This chain is dope How much you want for it? Like, $200? -Sure. -Be right back. I got to find ATM quick. -Glitter Litter Automatic Litter Factory can make charm bracelets, chokers, earrings, barrettes just about any kind of jewelry you can think of. Just select the style and type of jewelry you want and the next time Fluffy dumps a brownie, you'll own a remarkable piece of jewelry, like this sick ring I'm wearing. Create timeless pieces that look good on anyone. Denise, where did you get that broach? It's stunning. -Oh, this? A friend of mine dropped it of this morning. -Can I buy it with a personal check? -Sure. -Cats are morons. Isn't it time you got a little payback in a relationship? [ Chimes ] Sounds like my cat and Glitter Litter Automatic Litter Factory are done making my new grill ♪♪♪♪ -This Christmas, put your cat to work with Glitter Litter Automatic Litter Factory. ♪♪♪♪

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 2,526,972

Keywords: video, snl, saturday night live, SNL Commercial Parodies, Pets, commercials, new york, live, sketches, hilarious, funny, supercut, compilation, glitter litter, pound puppy, furry friends, animals, cats, dogs, throwback snl, vintage snl, classic snl, snl commercials, parody, snl parodies

Id: 1HJflDqwRA0

Length: 4min 33sec (273 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 05 2019