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[Music] hey biscuit come here come here biscuit come here cats suck i want to use heroin but i also want to get stuff done that's why i reach for heroin am the only non-drowsy heroine on the market so i can get jacked on skag and then get to work [Music] i'm a big boy now [Music] i can chase the dragon while i also chase this little guy wow this might be the first afternoon mom doesn't need a nap [Laughter] heroin a.m watch down home with blake and gwen tuesday's at 9 30. they're just like us [Laughter] you know what we're gonna work on it you'd watch that for 20 minutes and that's okay i needed to take the bus but all i had was a five dollar bill i went to first city wide and they were able to give me four singles and four quarters now there's new xanax for gay summer weddings especially at weddings i'm the best dancer there but at gay summer weddings everyone knows a choreographed dance to a beyonce song that hasn't even been released yet i can't stack up to that that's why i use xanax for gay summer weddings because your gay friends have it all figured out introducing gp yaw with the popularity of rupaul's drag race garmin has expanded our voice options to include drag entertainers entering school zones slow your ass down women are the primary breadwinners and 50 of american homes and that means housework is a man's job so give them the tools to get the job done right with ge's new big boy home appliances like the big boy dishwasher featuring a 70-pound steel door i'd like to see a woman do that so we at pep boys are starting a conversation too this month all pep boys mechanics are encouraged to start a dialogue with you the customer about gender and sexual identity as part of pepboy's new genderfleck campaign listen i support whatever people want to do like if you're a guy and you want to be a girl that's great but me personally i could never cut off my because if we don't talk about these issues who will just you and the one you love time to tune out the world and tune into each other you've earned this moment and nothing is going to get in your way unless you own a dog this friday is black friday at mega mart black friday all the best deals are located in the very back of the store down a narrow aisle packed with merchandise fire hazards [Music] your shopping boards can only be slowed by one thing boxes so everyone in our megamar 12 minute frenzy will get a free box cutter at the door black friday's 12 minute madness at mega mart this is happening this is happening hey winona hi how are you doing hi what are you doing there working out on a gotex with thumb pulse let me explain thumb pulse to you guys and anyone else who's listening thumb pulls are these things connected to her thumbs they monitor her pulse so i don't get over breath they're too heartbeating before you face a full-on vitality crisis you find a testosterone boosting supplement on tv and you know it's effective because it's in a giant black canister your soul and before you know it [Music] you're a brand new man erin's list with just a few clicks you can find anyone from a handyman to a house cleaner like angie's list sure except we offer prices 30 lower than our competitors wow where do you find these guys erin oh i'm not aaron aaron stands for the american registry of non-violent sex offenders all that extra testosterone has made you an aggressive alpha nightmare that's why you need beta force the only supplement that can counteract and undo all that other junk you've been taking so you can be a regular middle-aged man again in england it's all or nothing and an english athlete needs an english sports drink introducing twining's extreme t for sport engineered to keep britain's best at the top of their game we at roach x know there's nothing worse than unexpected house guests they always make their presence felt give it a minute and once roaches move in hey knock it off with a light huh they make themselves right at home he will actually say anything you only take one vacation every seven years so go ahead give him the urn he always wanted to see the ocean better late than never he gets i'm sorry that's a i'm interrupting a little funeral i'm talking please forgive it now he's gone and i didn't have to be a about it thanks leave me alone

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Id: pIRfODeo6Fw

Length: 5min 47sec (347 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 21 2021